>that first sip of the day

>tfw have a friend that puts monster stickers on things

>drinking that poison

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>>38715125
>mfw my younger brother wanted to get the logo tattoo'd

Thank god that idea is long gone

This thread again?

That shit plus vodka tastes awful and is probably terrible for your heart and shit but is incredible for partying. Plus the only calories are in the vodka

>That taste of pure acid as it slides down your throat

Why do I drink these fucking things. I think i'm getting addicted.

>>38715118

>it's a monster shill thread

That's ok, I drink one every day before wokring out anyway.

>tfw you will probably die 5 years earlier from drinking meme beverages

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>drinking the caffeinated jew

>>38715146
>my younger brothers friend bought a tattoo gun off of Craigslist while having no idea what he's doing
>my younger brother wanted a monster tattoo on his chest
>it looks like complete fucking shit and my brother is now saving his shekels from his taco bell job to get it laser removed when he's 18

I want to know where he went so wrong. The rest of us turned out alright.

>>38715734
lmao

>>38715734
White trash af

>>38715734

>wanting a monster tattoo

What the hell top fucking kek

>>38715118
>tfw think I've got chronic fatigue syndrome
>tired and scatterbrained literally all the time
I should start drinking these.

>>38715118
Take your dad fishing

>>38715856
Take me fishing, I'll give you a brojob for your troubles no homo

>>38715881
I'm sorry bro, I don't hang out with guys who want to fuck me but I'm sure you're a great person. It's me, not you

>>38715889
It's ok, I don't like dick anyway, I just want to go fishing

>>38715909
Well we could go but you pull any funny shit and I'm kicking your ass

>get it almost for free literally everywhere
>no sugar
>faster uptake, higher bioavailability because hot
>you don't look like a 16 yo chav consuming it

Why aren't you manlets drinking coffee?

>>38715915
>tfw no fishing /fit/ mates
Last time I went with the lads we made rotisserie style black brim on an open flame that we made bear grylls style. Was pretty gud desu.

>>38715957
I went fishing with my bros, we just found a spot and got high, then barbecued our catch. It was nice.