That feer when Chinese genetics

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>>38711456
>One chance in life
>Born a 5'9 Pajeet

>>38711493
At least as a pajeet you kinda have an excuse to be the height. 5'9 whitey here

Whenever you're sad about being X race you can just be thankful you weren't born a pajeet who undoubtedly has it worse

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>tfw when dirty hapa manlet

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>>38711456
Its not about the ching in your chong, bro- its about the ching chong in Hong Kong where you make those ladies' bells go 'ding dong' whether it feels right or wong.

You're gonna make it, chinabro.

I was feeling down a few seconds ago, thank you for your post, Chang. lmao

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>6'2
>blonde hair/light eyes
>strong maxilla
>Strong skeletal frame

......

>5.5 inch penis
>Receding hair at 21 years old (Norwood 2.5 about)

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>38711562
Just shave your head and avoid the baldness shit.

>>38711597

>shaving head
>avoiding baldness

something doesn't compute here

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>>38711456
>tfw Australian
cant wait till we erase your pathetic country and people from the face of this earth

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>>38711456
>One chance at life
>5'11.8 korean hapu
>SOMEHOW get strong native american traits to show thru
>BALDING
At least I have very broad shoulders thats the only positive i got.

>>38711597
Nah I made a massive mistake of cutting it short tonight. When I grow it out I can kinda blow it over to the right or left. Time to hit those baseball caps for a few weeks.

>>38711631
>half korean half native american

So 100% asian then?

>>38711638
>falling for the combover meme

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>above average looking
>good insertions
>full head of hair
>broad shoulders
>small waist
>7.5x5.5 donger
>babbyface (20 now but look 16, will look really young once I'm older and be able to smash 18 year old poosy

...

>5'6
>some body/face acne
>keratosis pilaris
>uneven jawline


I still don't think I'd go for a reroll if given the option, it could be so so much worse

>>38711525
actually kek'd

>>38711670

It's not bald or thin at the top, only the temples. When the hair is down it looks like a normal hairline.

>>38711456
Apparently you haven't seen the Chink Olympic weightlifters. Yes, they are small. But gawt-damn they are strong as motherfuck!! So go be a Chink, lift the goddamned weights, and eat the fuck out of chickens, cows, horses, etc. Stop giving a fuck what all the turbo-fags think. You'll be fine.

>>38711761
Keep telling yourself that kek

>>38711918
Shit tier bantz brah

>>38711456
Two words=Bruce lee
Stop whining faggot

Also congrats on inventing fireworks

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>Blessed with intelligence and good looks
>Shitpost on the internet all day and forget girls have feelings

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>>38711456
>tfw blessed with high iq and intelligence
>tfw cursed that I don't try hard in school

>>38711712
It's like we're the same person.
Nobody ever mentions my uneven jawline but it fucks me up so badly

>>38712044
Bruce Lee squatted only 95 lbs. Someone posted his workout log. He was dyel.

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Just hope for lu xiaojun mode

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>>38712096
>knee wraps

>>38712118
those arent wraps m8 they're sleeves lmao nice try fukken wrecked you

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>>38712093
Nobodies ever said anything about mine or even implied it

It's honestly probably not even noticeable to other people

Post pics my asymmetrical brother ;(

>>38712217

Is this a joke? Literally nobody would notice your jaw asymmetry if you didn't point it out. It looks fine.

>>38711521
Not really senpai. I bet I do better than half the autists here desu.

>>38712096
>that shit form

>>38712256
DESIGNATED

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>>38712239
We're all our own worst critics

Thanks brother

>>38712001
Lmao, shit tier cause they're not bantz. Its just truth. You can always spot the faggot trying to hide their shit hairline. Just buzz it and look badass

>>38712079
>The "I'm a genius but I just don't try" meme
Kill yourself.

>>38711562
Just wear a wig, wig tech has improved hasn't it? Weve been wearing them since the 1500s

>>38712468
>Norwood 2
>shit hairline

It's SHITTY, not shit... yet

>>38711493
>>38711504
Both of you kys.

>>38712094
He wasnt going for the T Rex look I assume

>tfw 6'2 shitskin
>tfw raised normal so I still get hoes

Lifes gud

>>38711456
>chink
>feel

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>>38712094
>bruce lee
>dyel

>>38711525
gimme half of your white gene let me have it!

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>>38711456
Give me a Chinese GF and I will erase half those feels from your ancestors

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>>38711493

You at least get to feel like a giant when you go to the motherland and seem tall to your arrainged wife. I'm a 5'9" white guy. I will forever be short and my parents will think I'm gay for never having a GF.

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>>38712547
>>38712731
>>38712094
>95 lbs x 3 x 10
>not dyel
You wipe my ass good jackie chan.

>>38712756
Go grab our ugly whores plz
a-and would I have a white gf if I make it? My dick is 5" it's above Asian standard

>>38711629
>Can't wait till we erase your pathetic country
Lol ur country is too busy fighting off venomous spiders and dingos stealing ur babbys

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>>38712213

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>>38712823
A martial artist is going to train differently

>implying he still wouldn't fuck you up

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>>38712756
done

>1 chance at life
>born a frogposter

>>38712748
fuck u nigga I ain't tryna be even shorter

>>38712864

He'd fuck up most of fit cause most of fit are just fat casual lifters in permabulk mode

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>>38711456
>tfw Han
>tfw genetically blessed with massive calves and ass

>>38712978
Just like my dad, kek

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>>38711456
>one chance in life
>5'11''
>half spic half white
>blacks pajeets and spic say nigger around me but say I can't because I'm white
>white friends tease me for being impure

>>38712864
id kick his dyel ass

>>38713001
lol that babydick weeb tho

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>>38713110

What?

>>38711629

>implying they are not erasing YOUR country with mass immigration

lol
stay cucked, Calum

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>>38713170
k bud

>>38713205
My dad only lifts but does no cardio and has high body fat because he eats a lot of meat/drinks beer. Y'know, the dad bod.

>>38712257
>literally the second best weight lifter ever in his weight class
>shit form
2/10 made me reply

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>tall
>white
>intelligent

>1/10 hideous asymmetrical down syndrome-like face

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>>38711646

if that's a real combo that's rare as shit

>>38711456
The harder the climb the more glorious the summit.

As a fellow Chinesebro I feel your pain, but I must reprimand you for allowing stereotypes and general consensus dictate who you become. Only you have control over that. Keep fighting the good fight, we'll all make it brah.

Dat feerwing when friiripino

the feel when you look like a dyel version of Ning Zetao

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>>38711646
half white half korean, but my auntie and rest of my dads side said I look a lot like my great grandma who was crow.

>>38713729
Much respect.

>tfw scotch irish genetics

I'm not sure how to feel.

>>38711521
Tfw 6'3 pooinloo

>>38711767
They are strong as shit due to state sponsored doping. They have the best PEDs available because of the sport's importance to the country at every Olympics.

>Tfw no asian husband to father godtier children with

>>38712839
>5"

lmao

>>38713729
>>38714401
gb2 reddit.com/r/asianmasculinity

>>38711456
but dem asian squat genes. which other race is naturally born having the ability to squat below hip level?

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you are saying that like it is a bad thing

>>38716219
>just be a literal one in a billion chinese freak and roid and train from child

>>38716219
i would get dp-ed by these 2. god dayum

>>38716219
post more. nohomo

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>>38716280
this is my favorite webm

>>38711456
tfw half asian so i have their god tier insertions and ezpz gains but arian skin and length

>half Chinese half Korean
>good facial hair coverage
>like .2 inches over 6'0
>almost god tier proportions
>regularly called handsome
>do really well with women
>broad shoulders
>7.5x5.5, sometimes even close to 8

yes yes very good

HOWEVER

>can only attract women and cannot maintain a relationship at all
>huge mommy issues
>have a very good jawline but also a flat face that mars it
>face bloats easy as fuck
>do not find Asian women attractive
>people think I'm a party freak Chad which in turns gives me an image of being untrustworthy
>in a vicious circle of self-catering

i need therapy

>>38716364
*self-hating, autocorrect

>>38711712
>will look really young once I'm older and be able to smash 18 year old poosy
>5'6

sure will

>>38716398
a good looking manlet is better than rerolling to get 5'10 with a leafy chin and jaw

>>38711456

At least you can make cute daughters.

Don't feel bad op, Chinese males are needed to create cute Chinese qts. You will always be valuable.

>>38716481
>Chinese males are needed to create cute Chinese qts

Not if you just keep them as breeding cows, mate cmon it's like you're not even thinking

>>38716464
>5'10 isn't manlet
jesus, 4(-our)am

>Chinese genetics
>6'1"
>Oly lifter
>Based Chinese mobility genetics gave me the ability to do splits

It has its ups and downs. Women usually assume you're some kind of passive beta but if you're aggressive it usually surprises them and makes you seem more interesting.

>>38713638
proof

>>38715984
I offer my 5" wee-wee as a tribute for your conquest, M'lady.

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>implying anything is worse than being shorter than 6'0"

Reminder that the "average height" is just a meme invented by the government to stop people from killing themselves because they're so short, even girls nowadays are reaching that height so you're fucked if you're below the sweet spot, how can you even THINK of competing against real men that are above 6'0"? Stay mad, manlets

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>>38711712
>5'6

stopped reading there, don't even bother m8, off yourself rn

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>tfw no asian qt gf

>>38711562
Nice excuses.
You are blessed genetically you fucking faggot.

>>38716219
Wheres the FUCK YOU

>>38713596

you mean man bod

men lift, eat meat and drink beer

only ottermode dyel faggots think visible abs are important kek

>>38711525
6'1" half korean, GG.

>>38711526
Top comment of the year.
/thread

The amount of vanity in such threads is actually repulsive. You realize having a functional body is a great blessing in itself? You could have been born disfigured, limbs missing, retardedly stupid, suffering from ALS or some other shit, etc etc and yet you are a healthy individual who has through pure luck avoided such cruel fates. And yet you complain on and on, absolutely pathetic.

>>38712880
Only the top rung of Asian men take white wives.

Only the bottom rung of white men take asian wives

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>>38717979

>>38717979
>>38718105
he right desu

>>38716187
Fuck that. Those guys only bitch about muh "white privileges" and complain about how hard everything is. Hanging out with losers will only make you a loser.

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5' 5 Japanese Indian 85.5lbs (halp)

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>that feel when distant Moor genetics

>>38718011
> implying that's not a good thing

If your white with an Asian gf, she might be dating you just for your race - aka because she is stupidly giving you credit for shit that you objectively didn't accomplish.

If you're Asian and dating white gf, than you know she is dating you because you personally have something to prove your worth despite your shitty race.

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>>38716201
slav.

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>tfw out of everything you were born a 5'5 manlet hispanic with high test but not enough to make you taller
>tfw way shitty body hair genetics and too short to go zac efron mode
>tfw big round nose that looks even bigger when having to wear glasses

every thing is good but 5''6
thank god they send me back to live in Asia.
I must be a fucking living joke if i live in russia

>>38711712
all of this shit doesn't matter because you're 5'6

i wouldn't even hesitate going for a reroll

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>tfw white

>>38718568
>not born white

Sorry pablo

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>>38718926
Tfw white

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>>38718926
>tfw white

>>38718926
>>38719045
>>38719058
> image.jpg
> white

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>>38718926
>tfw white

>>38711629
>couldn't even fight back the emus
Lmao, sure thing m8

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>>38718926
Tfw white

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>>38719090
>he can't afford an iPhone

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>>38718926
>tfw french

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>>38718926
>tfw white

Asians are the worst, especially the women

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Tfw white

>>38713001
>probably part Han Chinese
>got the calves insertions
>left the ass

>>38712309
what a pretty boy

>>38712309
Is that cum on your chin?