Dads coming home from prison /fit/ He was really into fitness

>>38704992

Fuck him up the ass raw so he has a gradual readjustment to regular life and not a sudden shock.

how are you taking him to the strip club if he's on house arrest?

>>38705070
I'm picking him up from prison and we're going straight there for a few and he has to report the next day to his PO. I think that's what he said we could do.
Shit maybe you're right.

>>38704992

take him to a brothel instead of a strip club retard.

Give him a small loan of $1000 to invest in himself and get his life back on track. Don't bother with a strip club, you're not a fucking gangster dont act like one

>>38704992
Why would you take your dad to a strip club?

>>38705144
Well, that could be an option but I don't want to get busted at some Asian massage parlor with him straight out the can.

The strip clubs down here are like brothels anyway.

>>38704992
>going to a strip club with my dad
Lol no thanks
>going to a strip club with my dad who was just released from prison
Yeaaa no.
1000$ and you wanna waste it on having an erection for a couple hours?
You and you're family are trashy retards

>>38705189
I have $1000 to play around with for fitness equipment for him while he's on house arrest moron. Read better

>>38705159
He's going to be on house arrest with my uncle. They own a company together and he inherited a shitton of money from my grandfather so he is set for life pretty much. He just got into a fight and had to go to prison for 366 days.


I want to get him fitness equipment as a nice gesture.

Do any of y'all niggas read or the second you read strip club your virgins automatically assume that this is some thread related to pussy?

>>38704992
Take him to a barber, to buy a suit (navy and light blue shirt, black shoes) and a nice dinner. A sort of welcoming to civilization. He'll need the suit to find a job too.

>>38705212
Get him a yoga mat and a set of 2kg dumbbells. He'll be used to playing the woman after being in the clink, especially if he raised you to be as you are

>>38705243
Don't get your ass hurt because you read like a toddler you sad twat.

>>38705240
See>>38705238

>>38705272
>sad twat

I'm not the one with an ex-con for a "father"

>>38705280
Shut up you butt blasted pussy

>>38704992
>strip club
off yourself

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Rob a liquor store together.

>>38705062
kek

>>38705551
this, post results


Also buy him a push up machine.

>>38705312
your dad would know a thing about butt blasting wouldn't he

>>38705597
Tbh famm this op is a douche but you do sound like a butt blasted pussy.

>>38705597
Yea he butt blasted little butt blasted pussies like you every day you butt blasted ass pie

>>38704992
Everyone is being a cunt to OP for no reason but i cannot imagine going to a fucking strip club with my dad. It feels awkward to watch a movie with a sex scene let alone go to see some sloot dance around a pole.

>>38704992

dude get him 20lbs of pussy and ass.

>>38705681
My mom died when I was 5. My dad has basically been single this entire time since. He had a at 18 year old sugar baby before he went to prison. He was always bringing different women home. When I turned 17 we went to a strip club
My pops is pretty based.

>>38705779
An*

>>38705062
LOL!!

>>38705062
fpbp
definitely "/fit/ related"

>being a jewmerican

you are already doomed, fucking idiot

Give him a hug then treat him to a really nice dinner and just a nice day out with his son. That'll do more to his heart then anything material. I'm sure after a great night out you can still purchase weightlifting shoes, 5 pound whey, a pre workout, and lifting straps. I'm happy for you anon!

>>38704992
Get rack (I think there is a decent one for <500) bench and weight

>>38705530
Shut up virgin

>>38705530
Shut up virgin

>>38704992
Get him drunk and have him drive.