>that first sip of the day

>>38701109
this shit gives me the worst gas

the pain is so fucking bad i can't even walk

my body rejects the beast

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I've never been an energy drink fan, but have you guys tasted BANG? Fuark m8s I think I'm addicted.

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Drink coffee

Don't let the Marxist Jew sell you that garbage "energy drink" goy

zero calories zero sugar etc anything taste so bad

>>38701147
hell no

>>38701159
>young lad
>buy pepsi max bc "max" means better
>severely dissapoint

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>>38701109
>zero calories zero sugar etc anything taste so bad

poor fag here i buy one of those as preworkout. Feelsgoodman

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>>38701109
>that last can before bed
Nothing like it

>>38701216
>Sun still shining in the pic

>>38701139
o shit niggah it has creatine?how much caffeinge

>>38701139

fruit punch is amazing. the lemon aint bad but can be a bit harsh.

>>38701253
How would I take a picture of it in the dark after the sun goes down anon?

>>38701139

This shit has like 350mg of caff in it, this shit is no joke. Currently taking their pre, and it is pretty srs business as well. Great company desu

>>38701270
B-but you said before bed... Taking the picture hours early is lying to me, Senpai...

>>38701279
Don't call me desu you fucking nerd

>>38701358
No one will fall for this bait

>>38701109
You must be over 18 to post here

>>38701279

hahaha get blown the fuck out

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>>38701109
>>38701139
>>38701216

>>38701256
u kno, creatine loses it's potency or w/e over while in liquid

>>38701109
>trying to stop drinking monster
>see this thread
You aint making this easy, fäm

I've never had Monster does it taste like Red Bull?

Only unhealthy plebs drink that shite.

>>38702057
Nah, it tastes better imo

>>38702083
That import Monster is potent af

>>38702083
Does it taste similar to any other soda? What's the base? Lime?

Why do you all drink this shit. You can get 100 caffiene tablets from walgreens for the price of two cans.

>>38702127
True, I don't drink coffee but will have energy drinks every now and then.

Gotta enjoy the taste too.

>>38701109
>energy drink
>0 calories
uhhhhh

>>38702104
The original doesnt really remind me of anything else that I can think of, doesnt know what the base is. It kinda have its own taste

>>38702156
Don't question it, goy.

>>38702156
u fuckin stupid br

>>38702156
caffeine and other chemicals have virtually no calories bub.

>>38702101
Yeah, drack that shit everyday when I was travelling in Aus and NZ, we dont have that one here in Sweden

>>38702101
Import meaning from where?

>>38702261
I knew it was in NZ but I've got no idea how widespread it really is.

From what I remember it was originally from Holland but i'm not sure. Bit of a shame you can't get it if you're so close. Probably regulations against the shit.

>>38702283
What's the difference in packaging

>>38702283
Yeah probably some stupid shit like that. Its too bad cuz it was fucking tasty

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>>38702293
>>38702281
Similar but distinctive. Bigger can and different cap too.

>>38701109
I used to like them but like to save my caffeine tolerance for preworkout.

>>38702202
but what's the fucking point? It's supposed to give you energy. I would appreciate if it was loaded with stimulants and 500 calories and some microelements.

>>38702348
What's the hardcore preworkout now days?

>>38702202
Energy also doesn't come from caffeine

>Drinking caffeine every day

the effects of caffeine become non existent after a couple weeks or so of regular use, everything else in an energy drink is basically horrible for you, and drinking them 8-12 hours before bed turns your deep sleep into naps in terms of quality.

Fucking casuals.

>>38702372
>drinking them 8-12 hours before bed turns your deep sleep into naps in terms of quality
kek that's not how caffeine works

>>38701109
Are you 13?

>>38702394
I'm 27. Why?

>>38702393
Yes it is, caffeine makes your sleep shit.

>>38702492
Never noticed, unless I drink it an hour before sleep. Guess you're weak

>see some other guy in the gym drinking a monster
>hmmmm
>pop a can in gym parking lot the next day because why not
>working sets fly up ezpz
>could've been a good day
>drink one right before working out for a week
>same result

I want to believe

>>38701145
Drink water

Don't let the Capitalist Jew sell you legal drugs, goy

>>38702492
Caffeine level in blood peaks in 1 hour after ingestion. In 8 hours it's already way past your bladder

>>38702202
>caffeine gives you energy

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>>38701109
Literally just walked what feels like forever for a can.

>>38702914

are these in Aus

>>38702975
Hm i wouldnt know. Im from Denmark.

>>38701109
I love zero ultra but do I love it more than regular or even regular zero sugar?

These are the questions.

>>38702354
It's commonly labelled and marketed as energy because it aids concentration and improves alertness.

For the majority of people consuming these drinks, who don't concern themselves with physical performance as much as artificially inducing enthusiasm for everyday shit things in life, they are effective enough.

Unfortunately the next step after energy drinks is alcohol or plentiful amounts of sugary treats for when the caffeine inevitably stops producing the same kick.

>>38701109
>not just sipping on green tea all day erryday

Pleb.

>>38702975
Didnt see any when I went down the eastcoast for three months, so i dont think so

>>38702975
>>38703180
Sorry bro, thought it was another can. Yeah they have that one in aus

>>38701270

Use a lamp? Turn your room light on?

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>tfw energy drinks trigger my lower colon inflammation and blood in my poop

>>38703226
Butt period?

>>38703234
kind of, I lost 20 pounds during my first inflammation

>>38702504
You might not notice that doesn't mean your sleep isn't worse, fag.

>>38703226
Even real sugar/hfcs ones? might be the artificial sweeteners, they can be inflammatory

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you fucking plebs

>>38701109
Kill yourself

>>38703288
>pay more for less
>pay more for same caffiene content per serving
>pay more to drink something that tastes worse
>we're the plebs

Wew lad, wew indeed.

>>38703226
Ah, the old bum wee

>>38703387
>pay more for less
are you poor?

is tastier
sugar free and still fucking good
just the right amount of caffeine

it's the top notch energy drink senpai

>>38701109
>zero sugar
>same price
whats the fucking point then
to pay more for water?

>>38703266
Sounds like you're angry, are angry because you're weak?

>>38703428
I don't have a rich daddy so I actually earn my money, I'd rather not pay almost twice the price for nothing

>>38703826
What do your parents' wealth have to do with you not being able to afford a $3 drink?

>>38702622
>2016
>drinking the water jew

face it, anyone that drinks fluid is getting cucked by the jews, i havent drank anything for years and i feel so much more energetic and strong than i used to

>>38701109
i don't have it in brazil :( not even regular monster in my town, only in a few stores couple times a year

>>38703428
i'm not poor, and redbull don't sell sugarfree on a bigger can, not here where i live at least, and i also preffer drinking monster, i also had a monster sponsorship for 4 weeks when i was playing on a band during warped tour

>>38701109
>>38701216
>>38702914
I used to drink these to stay awake and alert in AIT, for fucking 10 hours at a time of PowerPoints. One of my sergeants got all pissed off because I had two of them on my desk and I drank them both within the hour. I was one of the best in the class, don't argue with results.

>>38701109
Reviewbrah, is that you?

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>>38701109
>mfw a middle aged coworker opens an energy drink can at 8am wearing business casual

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>Not drinking V

You're never gonna make it brah

>>38701109
enjoy rotting your insides, that shit is cancer in a can.

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>the autism in this thread

good fucking lord

>>38702104
The white can kind of tastes citrussy

wtf

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Not drinking redline...

>BCAAs
>300mg caffeine
>0 sugar, 0cals
>Makes you feel alive

>"energy" drinks

Might aswell shove 10 teaspoons of sugar and 5 teaspoons of instant coffe up your anus at this point.

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>>38703066
>Unfortunately the next step after energy drinks is alcohol or plentiful amounts of sugary treats for when the caffeine inevitably stops producing the same kick.

>>38703877
>feeling energetic
Wow look who is using energy, Exactly like the jews want you to. Good goy. I haven't used energy in 4 years. never felt better. all day lying in bed. who's getting jewed now?

>>38703843
I'd rather get 3 drinks for 5$

>>38705085
Read the label, faggot. Any soda has just as much sugar. Taurine does nothing, it's just 4 cups of coffee

>>38704159
Provide proof for your silly claims

So I finally got to the point where caffeine doesn't do shit for me but still makes me anxious

What's a good alternative?

>>38702393
caffeine has a half life of 4.5 hours.

>>38705295
doing lines of cocaine

>>38701139
Bang has one of the best energy blends.

>>38705314
What's a good cheap alternative?

>>38705181
I don't understand what your epic reaction image is supposed to imply.

>>38705194
You're lying in a bed made and marketed by the jews. Good goyim.

>drinking the literal liquid Jew gains goblin
Never ever going to make it

>>38705336
no its a self made bed for when i used to be a pleb like you and use energy. its made out of scalvaged wood and pelts from animals I killed with my own hands. stay jewed u cuck

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>not just snorting caffeine
???

>>38705194
>feeling better
Looks like you're getting jewed friend. The "feel good" scheme is made by the kikes. I haven't felt good in 4 years. never felt worse. all day feeling like shit. Have fun feeling good goyim, might aswell let the jews fuck you in the ass.

>>38705324
Cocaine, not even joking. The shit is cheaper and better than caffeine, if you source it right

>>38705409
>using wood grown from CO2 supplied by jew factories
>using pelts from animals that ate and breathed oxygen from trees grown from CO2 supplied by jew factories
I bet Tyrone fucks your wife in that bed, you jewed cuck

>>38705437
Well, around here a gram is 100 dollars and the high is incredibly short
Plus I don't know any reliable dealers

>>38705458
darknet

>>38703930
Kek
>drinking energy drinks during training
>drinking them at all while in tradoc
>not being a POG

Heheheheheheheheh

>>38705275

>implying I drink soda or anything but water and milk at all

weeeeeew I want underage edgy teens to leave and take their freedumbs drinks with them.

>>38705458
Order some dexamphetamine.

>paying for premixed sugary caffeine drinks
if you want to use stimulants then just use them, don't get a mental addiction to a brand or a taste

>>38701216
>poor man's Rolex
>energy drinks
kek, do you have a wallet chain too?