Did I finally make it /fit/? >inb4 degenerate

>>38692574
It doesn't count if she isn't hot and how do you know she's not in for the weed only. Still, congrats

>maybe tomorrow

Today is Chad's day.

>>38692574
>Thinking bribing females with drugs is making it

>>38692574
Good luck I hope she doesn't show up smoke your herb then get picked up by her bf

>>38692574
>got my hands on some "weed"

Jesus Christ are you 16?
I smoke all the time but you sound touched bro

>>38692640
p much this

also "sure sounds great!" sounds beta as fuck

>>38692574
luring girls to the park and raping them doesn't count anon

>that refrigerator mode body
Yeuck

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>Sure sounds great!

>>38692574
you made nothing lol

>>38692574
Well, it's a start m8. Just gotta try and not be so eager to bribe them with drugs next time.

>>38692715
>>38692657
>>38692629
>implying it's different then asking a girl out for drinks

>>38692671
YOU TELL ME THIS NOW?????

>>38692574
degen

>>38692823
Not really

>>38692574
>I actually got my hands on some weed
you do realize that for a regular person weed is not a rare treasure? you make it sound like weed is hard to get which makes you sound like a nerd

>being used for weed
From experience, weed smoking girls have usually cool, outgoing personalities (very similar to dudes) but they cannot be loyal, so forget about having a relationship unless you want to be cheated on and lied to

>>38692894
>weed smoking girls have usually cool, outgoing personalities (very similar to dudes)
You just explained why they cheat my man

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>>38692823
>ask a girl out to drinks
>take her to a nice bar with nice seating, great bartenders and an overall amazing atmosphere
>ask to smoke weed with a girl
>take her to some sketchy park and smoke in your car while trying to make sure there aren't any police around

>>38692574
nice fridge physique mirin

>>38692913
Yes, I just wanted to clarify it as much as possible so he won't do the same mistake I did, but he probably will

>>38692574
>actually

>>38692574
Nope

>>38692823
Yes it is, unless you're one of those betas that pay for her drinks instead of having her pay for yours

>>38693039
But it's not socially acceptable to not pay for a girls drinks

>>38693094
If you're an ugly beta yeah

>>38692894
Great fwbs because you actually get the f instead of just the b

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Not OP, but I have a question that's related. Went out with a girl twice. All I know is that she's intelligent and good looking, loves the attention of guys since she has multiple accounts on different dating sites for months. However, when I asked her if she wants to go fo drinks on our third date she said "I don't think that's a good idea." She said she's still open to suggestions, but it's not like she doesn't drink alcohol or go to places where people drink. I'm going to not pursue her since she's obviously not interested in me, but just wondering what's in it for her at this point?

Also, I recently bought Grenade's 50. cal pre-workout. What's /fit/'s personal experience with it? It's supposedly made in the UK and should be good or is it just thorough marketing?

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>>38692574
FUCK YOU OP
fucking normie junkie faggot
BE A FUCKING MAN
super busy for what?
DIE BITCH

>>38692574
>maybe tomorrow
>tomorrow
>"""maybe"""

heh, she might take some of your weed, but only if she's not too preoccupied taking Chad's dick

>>38693137
>she loves the attention of guys

You mean she loves gettin' hit by that Chad Dick

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>>38692574

>>38693137
she likes you giving her attention/free meals but doesn't want to go drinking in case she makes a mistake and let's you get the one thing you want out of all this shit.

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Did I make it

>>38692574
Dude drugs are like the easiest way to get laid behind paying for an escort. Which you can do with drugs anyways.

>>38693487
now say "accept my fuck", then whatever she responds follow up with "#?", Omega-Chad is the most legit game

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>tfw you don't know for sure if these threads are posted by red pillers as a guise or they are seriously posted by delusional lame fitizens

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>>38693487
How about now

>>38693487
Made it, friend.

>>38693503
>not posting the full conversation
That's probably a dude

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>>38693503
Am I making it guys

Wow you have the possibility of hooking up with a girl through a dating app. You Sure made it m8. Again, stop bragging on fit and fuck off

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>>38693522
Guys

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>>38693483

Yes, I completely agree. However, she is a really interesting person due to her confidence and intelligence, but I'm not Chad enough to break through her shell.

>>38693552
Neither is Chad, he just doesn't have undesirable trash genetics like you so she'll fuck him anyway

How to know if you're ugly

1. Go outside

If a girl doesn't approach you, you're ugly.

If a girl looks at you any which way but doesn't speak or approach you, you're hideous, hands down

>>38693552
you sound like you want to sit in the corner and jack off while chad fucks her or something

>>38693542
Sperg

>>38692574
Wow you can make girls hang out with you by giving them your drugs, good job m8.
What next, are you gonna tell them that you'll take them shopping for clothes and you'll buy whatever they want?

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>tfw make girls pay for themselves on dates

LMAO it is so satisfying to see their face when I saw "split the check" I can't get laid no matter what so I figured ill at least get a laugh. Just see how much crazy shit you can say. I have a friend who lies to every girl and tells them a fake name and that he is a doctor. Top kek

>>38693559
That's a remarkable self esteem crusher

>>38693571
>tfw smoked a girl out and she wouldn't even fuck me

Feels shit man

>>38693559
>>38693578
Calm down fag this is a troll. Women never make the first move its ok

>>38693559
>implying girls makes the first move

How to know if you're ugly

1. Go outside and talk to girls

If they all give you the cold shoulder, you're ugly. If some of them are cold and others are warm, you're average. If you get more warm than cold, you're above average. If most of them are warm, you're attractive.

>>38693593
could you explain more about cold shoulder vs warm.

>>38692574
DUDE
WEED
LMAO

thats how you sound OP, so no, you didn't make it, if anything thats a step back.

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Did I make it guys?

>>38693706
She just couldn't handle the bants

>>38693706
lmao what an entitled dumb bitch

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>>38693706

>>38693706
>"You have one new 4chan message!"

>>38693706
lmao

Good on ya m8, she has a shit 'tude anyways

>gotta jump thru the rite hoops 2 get dis 6/10 pucci

Am i making it?

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>>38693807
4got pic

>>38692574
Lmao you actually used exclamation marks
Makes you sound over eager

>>38693706

Compliment her manly jaw and dat dead inside gaze she's giving.

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>>38693706

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>>38693870
Lmao 4/10s are best for memes

Did I make it guys, this is after we fucked

>>38693909
Why is that your theme.... space kidz?

Are you in elementary school slayin pussy

>>38693963
you do know you're posting on the most autistic board. We just look normal at first glance in public.

Probably half of the people here are lifting for 2D waifus

The other half want to date mommy.

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>>38693573
That's one thing I do too. I tell them that we're here just to fuck I don't want a girlfriend and I'm not trying to go out and if we do you're paying too.

>you wanna go out anonkun
>naw not looking for a gf
>itll be fun
>naw I gotta study
>cmonnn
>if you pay
>what no

fuck no I gotta study

>>38693963

LMAO

"Ayoo bish you wan sum gushers? Cus I'mma make you pop eother way"

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>>38693562

Nah, brah. Whenever there's more than one person in the room with me I instantly want to be somewhere else working out.

>>38693870
she wants you

>>38693974
>>38693963
Calm down guys it's just a cute theme, I like it

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>>38693870
She unmatched me after that

>>38692933
>ask girl out to drinks
>take her to a shitty bar with filthy, stained, torn leather stools, dumb stacey bartenders with inside smoking, shitty super loud music and an overall sketchy atmosphere
>ask to smoke weed with a girl
>take her to a nice park and roll a few spliffs and enjoy the natureand an overall amazing atmosphere

Wow its almost like you can spin baseless bullshit whichever way you want to support whatever predisposition you have about things

>>38694052
The point is you're a faggot, faggot

>>38693573

Are you American or something it's absolutely standard that people split the cost or pay for what they had in rest of the planet

>>38694052
>choose not to kill yourself
>have to deal with the pain of life
>not realizing that all that you feel are chemicals in your brain and you're insignificant, whether you die a sad or a happy man. irrelevant

>>38694052
3/10 attempt

>>38694079
>being nihilistic in the age of information

Wew

>>38694034

Please stop.

>>38694071
I'm not OP and I'm not a faggot.

>>38693858
She has slightly poor infraorbital support and a neutral canthal tilt which contributes to her dead, although not unsightly, gaze. Her chin is long and her mandibular ramus and midface are relatively long for a female, as well as the arched eye brows and large nose,
These are all masculine features.

Were you to mate with this woman, while your children may not be exceptionally beautiful, your sons would likely have very masculine features and at the least be average looking.

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>>38694124
>Not being a nihilist

Lmaoing at your life and beliefs

>>38693542
That 8 day wait between messages, jeez anon.

>>38693816
Aww, that's nice of your mom to say that.

>>38694052
Had a nice laugh,

weed>drinks

>inb4 degenerate

Smoking bud and bulking up > destroying liver and gains to possibly smash a girl.

>>38694034
She was playing hard to get, if you would have asked her if she was wondering how it would feel getting here belly button tickled from the inside you would have made it brah.