Things normies say at the gym

>no bro, i don't want you to feel my ass that's fucking gay

Fucking retards think feeling glute musculature is gay. All I want to do is compare and contrast.

>>38684377
>why are you not wearing shoes that's gross

Why so you can jack off at night after mirin my gains, bruh?

>>38684377
do you where a fedora to supplement that edge as well?

People who wear hoodies and sweatpants are weird as fuck, always alone listening to music and leaving without showering, fucking weirdos

>>38684590
I admit I do all of these things

>>38684590
And? I'm there to lift you faggot

>>38684590
>showering at the gym
Why would I even do that when I'm on the way home?

>>38684377
So the snek said to meh: "ah jus wan to be lef alone"

>>38684549
How is that edgy in any way you stupid fucking newfag

>>38684622
>not showering in the gym for convenience
>not letting chad fuck you in the but foe the extra dosis of HIGH TEST
it's like you don't want to make it ,senpai

why do you wear a hoodie though? at least not a short sleeved t-shirt? there's no way you can squat wearing a hoodie, and it would massively fuck with your arch on bench. And I can't even imagine how sweaty you'd get underneath it, knowing how bad it is for me normally.

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>>38684590
>can't escape judgement even in the gym
Fuck normies. Fuck them all.

>>38684668
Idk ask Kai Greene

>>38684549
the anon who replied to you >>38684651
is right it's not edgy at all lurk more before you post

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>>38684590

FUCK YOU

>>38684668
>there's no way you can squat wearing a hoodie, and it would massively fuck with your arch on bench
what the fuck? do you know what a hoodie even is?

>>38684638
Enjoy being "that BO guy"

>>38685337
You mean being "that BO guy" for the 100 feet between the gym entrance and my car? Okay

>>38685337
Women love the smell of a man and my pheromones drive them crazy. I intentionally don't shower after a long rollerblading session and approach QTs. Works great.

>>38684670
go to planet fitnes if u want a judgement free zone

>>38685483
Just don't grunt, drop the weights or wear revealing gym clothes like the autistic fucks at other gyms.

>>38684668
>there's no way you can squat wearing a hoodie, and it would massively fuck with your arch on bench
wat
How is this related in any fucking way you autist?

>And I can't even imagine how sweaty you'd get underneath it
You're in the gym, you're doing sports, ofcourse you're going to sweat. Like wtf, what's there to not understand you god damn mongo

>>38684590
What's weird about this?

>>38684590
I never shower at the gym, and I don't even feel bad about it. I go straight home after the gym, so you can just fuck yourself.

>>38685439
desu makes sense

my gf smells the shit out of me constantly. If she is on her period, she like straight up sniffs my pits and loves when I am sweaty.

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>>38684590
I do all of these things

>>38685767
The top right picture sums up my life currently. It hasn't occurred to me how pathetic that is until now.

>>38684549
>where
Kill yourself illiterate minority

>>38684777

I think he's implying that you would never put the hood up/move the hood. I.e. the hood would fuck with your scapula during bench, the bar would be on top of the hood during squat.

Idk it's shitty reasoning man