>In the gym and this guy asks to feel your muscles WAT DO?

feel that i finally made it

>>38683964
How many times do you think you could squat him?

>>38684009
not once, i hear he's a big guy

AKI AKI AKI

>>38684083
Oi Oi Oi

>>38683945
>6'5
I understand why manlets are afraid of him now and throw themselves in front of trains lest he catch them

I hear if you say BIG AKI three times in the mirror he will appear and mire your gainz

>>38683945
Who the fuck is this guy

I've actually seen him irl multiple times.

>>38684732
Did he try to meausre your bicep?

>>38684723

Purple Aki. Named so because according to legend he was so black he was purple.

He roamed around the Merseyside area of the UK and would ask young guys to flex so he could feel their biceps. Sometimes he would measure them. Other times he would lean over them and make them squat him while he felt their quads and hamstrings.

>walking down the street at night
>Hey man, hold up
>a couple urban youth hoodlums catch up to me
>ay mang, dem sum nice muscles, mang
>let me just cop a feel
>o-okay...
>he feels my arms
>him and his friends book it and steal my muscles in the process

>>38683945
The New Swede

>>38684257
Kek from down under myte

>>38684785

No. I'm clearly not big enough. Hopefully one day.

Purp is a legend.

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>>38684048