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>>38682958

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>>38683082

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>>38683072
Underrated lols

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>>38683098

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>>38683159

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>>38683173

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>>38683203

>>38683072
kek

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>>38683221

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>>38683236

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>>38683287

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>>38683313

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>>38683334

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>>38683350

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>>38683365

>>38682974
Lifting heavy weights doesn't make you healthy, it only fucks up your cardiovascular system.

>>38682958

The other one is much better
>pretending to be ruan gosling for 4 years

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>>38683389

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>>38682992
>>38683937

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>>38684333

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>>38684345

>>38684238
Classic

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>>38684356
>>38684369
Shut up faggot

>>38684238
fucking kek'd

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>>38684383

>>38684397
Marcus got those cheap ass plates from Walmart

>>38682974
>nothing too tough just a little exercise

top kekek

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>>38684397

>>38683887
Is he getting wrinkly? Was it blue tooth pastes' fault?

>>38683734

This has to be a meme. The human body is built to be as durable as possible, to go all out everyday and repair itself.

>>38684937
*toothbrush

Anyone got the greentext story about someone flying his RC helicopter at a girl in the gym carpark?

>>38683887
guys,i dont get it...

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>>38684878

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>>38685024

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>>38685034

>>38685024
that's pretty hot desu

Anyone got some of those sweet
>homegym masterrace
Greentexts?

>>38685050
Battery charge inception

>>38682938
kek never seen that one

>>38684345
you need to post the greentext too.

>>38683887
>>38684333
?

>>38685275
Is this achievable natty?

>>38683116
jesus I forgot how reddit this place used to be, back when it was "/misc/ - the imageboard"

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>>38685369
>shit cunts say

>>38685246

fucking kek

>>38685275
what the fuck he even stalls on the last rep ahahaha

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>>38685275

>>38685261
>The manlets band together and form a normal sized human.

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>>38685275
>He's doing 4 scoops.
>TFW I don't have a crab to teach benchpress mechanics to.

>>38685275
>dat superior joint angle for verticle bar path

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>>38683136

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>>38685275

LMAO 1 brush!

>>38685024
best ssj4 cosplay ever

>>38685356
>saw the guy on that tv show about those surgeons
>he literally cant do a single pullup
kek

>>38683236
This triggers me, the girl in this story is just as autistic as the dude, why the fuck would you approach a guy at a party and have absolutely nothing to say to him in advance?

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Every fitness youtuber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqo8ejsvfoc

>>38684345
>>38685297
I know but i dont have it

>>38682938
Kek'd hard

>>38684094

In all honesty, what's wrong with this? I don't have the money to buy a home gym, and I had move to a town with no gym.

I can hold up more than enough weight with with proper bracing and construction.

>>38685024
RIP Harambe

>>38686874
>>38686930
How about you fuck off back to whatever memeshithole you came from, forever

>>38683887
Why do I see that ugly ass under armor sweat shirt in so many comics?

>>38687014
I want to know this as well, but I don't think that it is ugly.

>>38685778

That's one more than you can do, faggot

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>>38687007
"no"

>>38687007
>How about you fuck off back to whatever memeshithole you came from

So, /fit/?

>>38687328
I personally think the lime green color is a bad choice

>>38687477
Maybe his gym requires people to wear neon colors so the half blind crew can see where people are

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>>38685356
>massive chest gap
>wide hips
>dick sucking lips

>>38687618
>if youre not an atheist your dumb

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>>38685275
ooohhhhh my god fucking KEK into orbit ahahaHAHAHHAHAHHA AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oh oh oh oh OHHHHHHHHHHHHH heh

>>38687646
>your dumb
Wow. It's fucking "you're", you goddamn illiterate piece of platypus shit. Never post again on my board you burning bush faggot prime. Load the rifle that's up your hemorrhoid encrusted ass and slam the fucking trigger. Just end it now, you contribute nothing to society, you failed abortion.

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>>38687809
>t. Atheist

>>38685425
Nice gyno, fag.

>>38686874
I got banned 30 days from facebook for saying thrump's son is a dipshit.

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>>38687850

>>38686958
First one in he thread to get me. It got me good.

>>38685356
A REAL HUMAN BEAN

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>>38687809

>>38688438
>Rich, I only put 3 scoops in your shake this morning.

>>38688429
Newfag detected
To continue plz succ
No homo

>>38683887
4 pack vagina abs after cut

>>38685275
Amazing, really

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>>38685275
Stay strong and keep repping it out crabber. Lobster bro don't know what he is talking about.

>>38685275

crab gains

>>38685261
never seen this one b4 great one

>>38687410
at least he can do a negative pullup I guess

>>38687611
Fuck, I almost forgot that doujin existed

>>38685002

He goes on a cut hoping it will make him more aesthetic, only to realize he has shitty insertions under the fat

>>38685275
holy shit haha he actually stalls on the last rep. I wonder if I can have my dog go through weight training

>>38688778
Yeah.
People competition train bulldogs to pull sleds withs weights

>>38688464
thats probably why they got a divorce

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>>38682946
Oh shit! Andrea Ager! I actually know someone posted on 4chan

>>38686958
I refuse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQOvcICW7W4

>>38685871
That's the sad part. They would fit together pretty well.

>>38683287
>She bursts into treats

She was a piñata all along.

>>38683734
You could argue that it fucks up the joints but any exercise will improve the cardiovascular system.

>>38685275
>6 reps
kek, enjoy your no gains fag

>>38685275
lift well, crabber

>>38688086
you deserved it, you raging faggot

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>>38688794
Cover

>>38685275

not
>gainscrab.webm

fuckin rookie

good lifts, crabbo

>>38685275
>tfw clawlet

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>>38686958
This one is my favourite. It is proof that READ THE FUCKING STICKY is paramount.

>>38685024
>tfw you will never carry a comfy shirt wherever you go

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>be me
>pretty much sure I have legit autism but never got diagnosed
>last weekend at a 3-day long party
>drunk af so trying to be social
>some girl brings up the subject "So got the autism diagnosis last week"
>her friends "hey that's great" "wish you luck" etc.
>me: "So is it really of any use to get a diagnosis? I've long suspected I have something"
>everyone stares at me
>"yeah you get special teaching at schools and such..."
>realize she meant her kid got the diagnosis, not her
>mfw
>try to play it cool
>"haha, although I don't really have any problems anymore it was just as a kid..."
>everyone looks at me like I'm retarded

>>38688791
thats actually kind of adorable

>>38690739
>suspects he has autism
>literally ousts himself
>people look at him like he's retarded
You set yourself up.

>>38690821
She literally said "got the autism diagnosis" and I thought I'd get some insight on the advantages of getting it diagnosed. How should I have known she meant her kid... ;_;

>>38690891
Don't hang around other people who go to a 3 day party, get drunk and have a fucking child.

>>38690739
>going to 3-day long party with people that have autistic kids
Ofc you have autism anon

>>38690111
Checked

>>38684975

Bro science at its fullest.

>>38689906
haha, nice

>>38684397
marcus is a DYEL

>>38688412
>and that student's name was Albert Einstein

>>38682992
Kekekeke

>>38683350
Dodged a bullet there.

anyone have the muscle confusion greentext?

>>38684878
I remember this comic and a couple of others were to mock the style of popular artist shenanigansen, who liked to personify his problems as big guys looking to wreck him. I was going on /r/comics as this drama happened. Funny how this comic can be adopted here. Excuse for mentioning reddit, I actually want to say this about /r/comics - it's so disgustingly, disgustingly cheesy. Always the cutesy, pointless stuff that get the most attention, their taste is so shit it makes me so angry

>>38683203
Lanklets btfo

>>38683203
Looking at their body language the girl on the left is leaning away from the manlet leaning in. middle couple looks happy tho.

>>38686248
stop posting your shit. seen you post it like 10 times.

>>38682992
Kekkeroni

>>38683145
One of my favorite /fit/ moments

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can anyone post the joke infographic about how gravity and elevation affect the weight you're lifting

>>38685024
>tfw furry
If it was the way he has it on his back all over It would be hot AF

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>>38682922
I made some OC, fresh of the press.

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>>38685024
HE HAS ASCENDED

>>38690891
Shouldn't have mattered that it was her kid. I mean for fucks sake, she was judging you for having the same disability as her child, and asking a legit question.

>>38695996
Good stuff anon

>>38685024
>wolfmode

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>>38690739
You're probably long gone by now but definitely get diagnosed if you can. My life improved considerably once I did.

Truth be told, I was actually diagnosed as a kid but my degenerate parents never told me. At least I can take steps to manage it now.

>>38695996
this is really nice

Does anyone have the picture of the guy with leg DOMS that is about to walk down stairs? Says something like "may this be our final battle"

>>38696257
>aspiring to be archaeologist


hmmm interesting.......

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>>38685275
>6 reps
What a waste

>>38683365
Accurate

>>38688086
No, you didn't you lying faggot

>>38691359
>That guy practicing his golf swing near the mirror

>>38687739
Why? Evertime I enter a thread and zoom in/out, the out part goes way out because some autismal said hahaha 150 times and I have to hide the post to have the appropriate thread sized zoom out

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>>38698717
Not my fault your browser config is shit.

>>38682922
Come on people give me some home gym masterrace greentexts

>>38697749

I don't understand what this comic is trying to convey

>>38699733
First two columns are the originals, third column was added by a /fit/ drawfag.

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>>38683313

>>38697838
Okay I'll bite. What movie?

>>38700093
I think its inception

>>38687809
Who took your milk money timmy?

>>38685246
Im literally crying right now hahahahahahahaha

>>38687809
>puts on fedora
Pssst, nothing personal kid

>>38683173
>Push
>Pull
kek

>>38696242
pretty much, people are fucked up.

>>38683734
That's why you don't ever only lift.
>Falling for the cardio is bad meme.

>>38696257
Archeologist jokes aside, if she was a guy she'd been born with a fedora.
>good at making witty comments and arguing intelligently

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>>38689236
Okay...

>>38683734
Run a mile and stretch before you lift and you won't be so retarded.

>>38686852
Drilling holes in the 2x4s ruins the structural integrity of the wood, but you're right. Built a wooden ramp in high school that held a 57 bel air without the engine or tranny.

>>38683734
Yeah bro. Well known fact that your heart does literally nothing while lifting. Lifting is like, only for muscles bro. Your heart isn't a muscle. Can't make it stronger. If you don't run eight marathons a week your cardiovascular health will be like, really bad.

>>38701035
Every fucking time I see that cap. It's just too perfect. I only wish some of the other responses were capped too.

>>38684975
What is rhabdo?
I'll take "Things Chad believes" for $800, Alex.

>>38683173
>open girl

This is the only right answer.

>>38685275

lift well, crabber

>>38690914
Underr8ed advice m8.

>>38687618
*tips fedora*

>>38688451
>this image

I knew people could be autistic but god damn

>>38690794
Just like your face, fucking cunt ASS nigger piece of shit

>>38695996
commit seduko

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>>38683734

>>38682974
I got a friend like "Carl", who does nothing but make excuses, so this hits close to home. Just admit you're lazy, or do something about it.

>>38700093
mad men

>>38698704
I got banned 30 days for saying "faggot."

can somebody explain to me the
l o n d o n
o
n
d
o
n

meme please

>>38703662
what is the name of the city you live in?

>>38703662

G O O G L E
O
O
G
L
E

Lurk more, newfag.

>>38703662
I literally googled "london meme" and the first 3 links explain it. Just how hard is it to look it up yourself?
We're all gonna make it.
Except you, because you're lazy fag (no homo).

>>38683145
kek

>>38690739
>3-day long party
WTF is this, the Roman Empire?

>>38696652
Hey, thanks m8. Mostly I'm worried that it would limit me for things like certain jobs and such. I'm not sure if I even need any direct medical or psycological help, I have a small appartment with my gf, a stable job in my parents family-company and even a couple friends, but I still rank really high on all online autism tests and sometimes have mentally hard days.

But I heard that I might get the autism-bucks and free money is always nice.

>>38701563
This is not funny you fag, this is on of the GOAT post!

>>38704118
Definitely permanently limit you from certain careers, but generally as long as you're not going military/police/paramedic etc. shouldn't change much

>>38704075
lots of festivals here are 2-3 days
>preparty friday night
>saturday and sunday festival
>go home at mondaymorning
thank god for harddrugs

>>38704248
Dude's probably just dumping from a /fit/ folder. Chill.

>>38704075
It was a party for a bigger larping-group, I got invited as a representive from our local sword-fighting group. Most people there were introverted and pretty beta but everyone was drunk as fuck and had a great time. Probably many there were actual autists as well but still embarassing as hell to sperg out like I did.

>>38704267
...Fuck, I've kinda always dreamt of either police or military as a backup choice of profession, I even made it through the military service in my country.

>>38685871
Women don't chase, they expect to be chased

>>38704352
If it's mild enough, you might still have a chance at military. You might need a waiver, but oh well. I like to think anyone who is close to normal can at least be trained to seem totally normal.

>>38704358
If she wasn't fuckin retarded, she would have sat on him properly in the first place.

>>38701035
The most perfect cap
Shit still makes me lose it

>>38682974
> cup changes to xxl
> same size

>>38704438
Youre not getting it, girls dont need a plan or anything
Walking up to a guy is basically all she has to do, if that
Its not retarded not to put in more effort into something than you need

>>38691359
what kind of hellscape is this

>>38685024
mah nigga wax on wax off.

>>38682974
>Fit
training/lifting for "health"
never doing fitness/cardio or proper warmup

>>38685246
my fucking sides....

>>38703662
somebody on /fit/ posted London on every post with a hot bae to ask if she lives there so he can meet her

>>38685275
mirin forearms

>>38700374
>tumblr meets /fit

>>38691359
why is he dressed like kill bill

>>38705020
Why aren't you?

>>38685566
>infidel inside all of us
What did he mean by this?

>>38691359
Oh shit, SIR wasn't exaggerating

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>>38701563

>>38701563
Why is his weight highlighted?

>>38701612
I wonder how the rest of this thread went

>>38687014
I don't know but I want one for the memes

They don't make them any more though

>>38685275
good form, crabber

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>>38683072

>>38690739

>Like i'm retarded

Dude. You are retarded.

>>38684383
Is that Mike Pence?

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6'2"
211 lbs

>>38685024
>bearmode.jpg

>>38707578
Don't think so. I'm pretty sure that picture is from before TrumPence was ever a thing.

>>38685024
Hot

>>38701642
http://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/34437245/

>>38685778
>>38687410
>>38688594
Any link to a video of him attemping a pullup? I can't find anything

>>38704430
They don't even let people in the military with ADHD, doubt they'd make an exception for Autism.

>>38708462
That's a pretty good joke m8.

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From a tinder thread a few days ago. Was on my phone so I only saved the pics, but if someone could combine it into one pic that'd be great.

Guy matched with her and asked /fit/ how his opener was
1/2

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>>38709652

2/2

>>38709665
kekld, thank you

>>38701507
>even striking with a rock band guitar

top fucking kek

>>38709665


Second one is enough imho. The first one isn't needed. Still good fresh pasta though.

>>38703662
L U R K
U
R
K

>>38710134
i kekd

>>38688464
CMON MAN

>>38683145
I'm ashamed of how long it took me to get it...

>>38684238
kek's finest!

>>38684383
I never knew there was another angle of this...

>>38710012
underrated post

>>38710699
I still don't

>>38701612
Is funny because that doesn't even add up. He just added lines and didn't take into account the angle of the camera and the many varying distances

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I'm surprised this doesn't get posted more often

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>>38689906

underrated

>>38700374
my sides

>>38701528
Gets me every time

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surprised nobody has posted this classic

>>38683058
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


these cuks haven't heard of accessory work, no wonder they dont even lift

>>38691359
why the fuck does he even use the plates
that is so fucking retarded
There are simple tools for making pushups with support for your hands, you don't have to risk losing all of your fucking teeth doing them

>>38689906
Holy fuck lost

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>>38701563

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>>38712879
how they really see you in the gym

>>38708462
Ironic beard sapping those gains.

>>38691034
>>38712654
>>38713400

>being this new

>>38685275
kreb is stronk

>>38687809
No, I think it's a sentence fragment, as in "If youre not an atheist your dumb beliefs about an afterlife will lead to you not being stressed out all of the time"

>>38712879
please don't post that fuckin video again

>>38711612
It's from the perspective of a curlbro who is unaware of what a squat is, witnessing a /fit/izen squatting.

>>38701456
ANON I CAME HERE FOR HUMOR NOT DISGUST.

>>38712528
Did he post the archive?

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>>38696652
theres a facebook page that posts that pic of michael cera every day. its honestly better than most of the crap that people post

Fuckin perfect

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>>38714155
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

>>38686852
I guess someone with engineering knowledge could build a pretty solid squat rack out of either wood or metal. it cant be that hard