Looksmaxing General

>>38680000
I hear u say - Fuck Im 26.

Too late for jaw gains....


WRONG!

Bone adapts during whole life.

>masseter gainz

never give up phamiliya
Start biting.

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>>38680000
Checked em

Are there any /fit/+looks maxing routines out there? Routines that focus solely on looking better? I know many will say bodybuilding routine and hyper trophy etc but they really don't are what I want..

For example things that are super important in looks are neck size for example, or forearm/wrist

What should I do to get maximal overall and facial especially gains?
Obviously shoulder neck wrist are super important

>>38680000
>>38680030
Before you do any retarded shit with chewing or mewing memes, remember to get your wisdom teeth out, trust me famalans

Some general tips

>Shave your face or grow a real beard. Patchy scruff looks horrendous
>Get your haircut once a month whether you "need to" or not
>Stop drinking soda and juice, drink water, hot tea, and black coffee
>You don't have to take cold showers, but don't take very hot showers because it drys out your skin and makes you look older. Sit in a sauna or steam room if you want to relax. Also, when you shower get in and get out. Clean yourself and then get out, don't waste your time indulging.
>Do cardio 2-3 times per week if you have a desk job, you will not lose gains and you will have more energy
>When you wake up in the morning DO NOT go back to sleep, get up and out of bed immediately and you will not feel groggy
>If you use social media or spend a lot of time on the internet, take a break from it for a week or two. You will have noticeably reduced anxiety and less stress
>Meditate twice a day for 5-20 minutes. Practice breathing techniques, learn to do "nothing" and decompress, this will help your ability to focus and handle stress
>Start reading nonfiction for at least 10 minutes a day. I prefer to read business and self-improvement books, but whatever interests you is best. You will have a noticeable increase in confidence and intellect
>Stop masturbating and looking at porn. No, not cause nofap is 100% fact or anything like that. It's just a waste of your time. When you waste your time, you feel bad about yourself, when you feel bad about yourself, you make poor decisions, and when you make poor decisions you will actively waste your time. Full circle.
>Listen to talk radio or the news in your car, music is good sometimes, but factual information or intellectual discussion is more useful than entertainment
>Donate or sell all of your clothes that you haven't worn in over 6 months. Purge yourself of the excess in your life.
>Clean your apartment, room, or house at least once a week. Sweep, vacuum, mop, clean the windows and carpets. Really put in effort

>>38680219
Why

>>38680000
>more water for less puffy face
I wish i knew this earlier

>>38680000
What is proper breathing

>>38680288

solid minus the car thing. Listen to whatever you want, talk radio and news can be more cancer than intellect if you let it. Whatever helps curb the road rage honestly

>>38680219
you'd probably need to remove more than the third molars (wisdom tooth) to achieve a sunken look. Maybe 2 molars will suffice.

>>38680403
wow is that what causes sunken jaw thing? I've always had it cause my parents never took me to a dentist when I was a kid, now my wisdom tooth are growing normally and I don't feel a thing

>>38680446
sunken cheeks I mean

>>38680219
>>38680403

hol up

are you saying removing wisdom teeth helps with jaw look

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>>38680459

>>38680000
Whats the point of maxing your looks when you're ugly?

>>38680610

I believe it is to make you less ugly

>>38680624
Indeed

>>38680657

Daniel Jackson

>>38680326
Wisdom teeth in a majority of people do not have room to fit in the jaw. Thus, they push all of your teeth forward to fit. This is obviously very bad for your teeth and can fuck with your jaw, not to mention the other dental consequences.

>>38680288
>Stop drinking soda and juice, drink water, hot tea, and black coffee

Originally read that as
>don't drink water

>>38680624
But you'll still be ugly

>>38680712
But less so.

>>38680000
>>proper breathing
Whats dis?

>>38680712
but less so

>>38680735
Not breathing through your mouth, tongue resting at the top of your mouth, etc

>>38680765
What does it do? Feels weird

>>38680780
doesn't give you mouth breathers face

>>38680694

my jaw was large enough for them to come in fine

my dentist seemed surprised by it

>>38680780
It's better on your jaw and helps for a clearer nasal pathway. When your tongue rests on the bottom of your jaw, it pushes back slightly into your throat, making it more difficult to breathe, which results in a nasally sound when you do.

>>38680800
Like I said, a majority can't, but some can. It definitely can a ey, but you want to find out from your dentist whether or not they'll fit, because the longer you allow them to stay past the point where they can be removed, the more harm it can cause.

>>38680374
Those ted radio things are pseudo intellectual autism, Tim Ferris has a great one.

>>38680735
>>38680765
>>38680780
>>38680803
>tfw I would rest my tongue on the bottom of my jaw right behidn the teeth
>tfw as an adult I get tongue tied quite a bit when talking which only adds to my social anxiety

Who knew how much this could fuck me up

>>38680288
Beautiful.

>>38680288
Good stuff anon.

>>38680374
This. I like the Hillsdale Dialogues. Does through the history of Western civilization through major figures' works. Starts with Homer.

>>38680288

t. neckbeard

>don't buy any clothing you would not wear 5 years from now
>when i doubt, go for the smaller size
>find a few decent stores and stick with them. never ask for advice and order on the internet, that's just douchy
>it's okay to ask what fits you best but never ask your gf

>>38680000
nice digits

Keep a clean haircut. I get a cut once a week to keep everything neat. Depending on your hair you might be able to do less often, but a haircut can make a huge difference to a guy's looks and most guys look better with a fresh cut.

Also make sure your clothes fit well. It can be really hard to get tees that fit perfectly, but it makes a huge difference unless you're already huge and handsome then where whatever.

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>>38680000
>>chew gum if you're under 25 and if your jaw is still growing

>>38680030
>>38680219
"Mewing" is completely unproven to work on adults

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>>38680610
This

>tfw born with a facial deformity

What's a good way to work neck? Just do bridges?

>>38680288
All really great advice. Nice, anon. This should be copypasta

>>38681050
Get a neck harness (Ironmind's is the best and worth the price imo) and do the basic exercises 2-3 times a week

>>38681041
tapa end ära siis

>>38681050
Power dick sucks. If you're German you should be pretty familiar.

>>38680956
> tfw 90 of my clothes are still from my high school

>>38681097
What does that mean? Kms?

>>38680353

What is the principle behind this?

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>>38680956
>when i doubt, go for the smaller size

>>38680956

>when i doubt, go for the smaller size

t. no gains

>>38680288
>Stop masturbating
>Waste of time

I understand what's trying to be said but honestly, what else could I be doing in the 5 minutes it takes me to bust a nut to a chubby bitch with massive tits being gangbanged? Learning a new language?

If you smoke quit smoking

If you've been smoking for over 2 years and more than 15 cigs a day the benefits are amazing bros, I have more energy and feel better in pretty much every way since I quit 8 months ago

>>38681685
>Lurk moar, fuck moar, live moar
That's deep.

>>38681853

I'm utterly gripped by the cigarettes. I feel like I need to stop now but I can't. How long before your cock returned to its normal colour?

>>38681935
Wut

>>38681962

Yellowish tint caused by the cigarettes. How long until it clears up or is it permanent damage?

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>>38682061
lol wtaf

>>38682061
Your cock changed color?

>>38682192

All of my extremities have 'tinted', naturally my chief concern is my cock rather than my toes. I can keep it hidden from girls for the most part but if they do see it they get a little freaked out. Is this not normal? All smokers suffer from discolouration of the skin, I was just wondering if it would clear up/how long it will take.

>>38682256
I only experienced color change in my fingers, and that's only in the two I smoked with. Are you holding the cigarettes with your toes and cock?

Anyone have any good self improvement books?

>>38682378
The Holy Bible

>>38681685

This is not true. This is the best information for someone who acts like a spider. The information was given by an insecure person, living in a fantasy world. It all sounds good on paper, but you wont be doing it, will you?

This guy is probably a neckbeard with glasses. I know a neckbeard with glasses, one of my closest friends. When i ask him for advice, he gives neutral shit, so that I can do nothing.
The faggot plays video games all day, doesnt even gym. 6''2, but has a fat ass and fat sides.
When i ask him to go out with me he is always busy- ''My family is busy/Im busy/Ive got homework''

Fucking shit tier advice.

This is my advice:
1.Read.
2.Gym and other sport (mine is mma)
3.Watch more movies, not shit ones like anime, but real ones.
4.Be more agressive with your life. Assert and dominate!
5. Dress cooler.

>>38682378
Mein kampf

What is the key to be able to speak without "euhms" or stuttering?

You see people like trey gowdy stay on point, running through sentence without as much as a hitch and then you have elon musk who's basically a mess

What's the secret?

>>38682353

Don't be ridiculous. I suffer from raynauds as well so perhaps the decreased blood flow x2 is the problem, though I am worried now, the reaction here suggests my condition is abnormal. Should probably quit. Tomorrow.

tru realest advice here

1. do what makes you happy
2. live with the consequences of your choices

>>38681041
Iktf breh
Wizardhood here we come

>>38681050
yeah neck bridges are good but you have to work up to them. warm up your neck too beforehand by drawing circles with your chin. headstands are good for your neck too.

>>38682448
>>38682442
already read both

>>38681747
does it really only take you 5 minutes?

>>38682506
This is gonna sound somewhat stupid, but the answer is to not allow yourself to say "euhm" ever. Fall silent when you need to think and resist the urge to fill the silence and it will go away.

>>38682506
i too was mesmerized by gowdys speaking

>>38680765
What the fuck? How can a tongue rest on the top of your mouth you retard?

>>38682508
Yeah, smoking with Reynaud's is a terrible idea.

Coming from a smoker with shit blood flow and hands that get yellow/purple in the cold, but not quite Reynaud's. It's not as bad when I don't smoke

Try Swedish snus, moist snuff or whatever.

>>38682779
walk around on your hands

jk

The thing is that it because a habit very soon because it's the correct posture, you'll hardly notice you're doing it and it because an automazation

>Do cardio 2-3 times per week if you have a desk job, you will not lose gains and you will have more energy

nice try goblin

>>38681685
>othing makes you look more intelligent than when you're with a group of friends and you start pointing to stars saying "Ursa Mayor sure looks big tonight"

>>38680288
its healthy to fap.

just dont spend a long time doing it. just get it done.

>>38682378
Meditations by Emperor Marcus Aurelius.

Grab a translation that's decent enough to understand, I own one translated by Maxwell Staniforth myself and it's clear to read.

Kind of related to topic.
How do i get girls back to mine from clubs. I've pulled hundreds of girls in clubs but only been back to one girls place after, and that's when she asked me. They all get bored of me and 'go and find their friends' before closing. I get off with more girls than my mates but I'm always the one going home alone, not them

Thanks fellas

>>38682378
Models and The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck
Both by Mark Manson

>>38680288
really cool post but:
>hot water one is bullshit, it won't make it dryer but it makes your skin produces its grease faster (my mom is a dermathologist)
>masturbation one is also bs, porn is pretty "bad" for you psycologically but masturbation is fine
here some tips that made me really more confident
>alwayays wash or at least put some soap on your clothes armpits or where you sweat most before throwing in the washing machine with the other clothes
>have at least 2 different soaps, one for body with a stronger smell and another for face with more hydrating substances
>wear subtile collogne
>wear good plain clothes

>>38681319
more water intake =» less need for water retention.

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Anyone get cosmetic surgery?
I have a huge jew nose, and it especially looks bad in pictures.

>>38682927

>It's Latin for Big Bear

Not sure whether this is the guide to autism or...

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>>38680288

>>38683468
Me too.

Almost everyone in my family got a nose job, I'll be doing it too in a few years

>having so few female contact all year that in the first family reunion you think in full denial that all aunts and cousins are into you and want to fuck you

my mind is full of shit, how do i stop this feeling

>>38680154
aphadestiny is a weirdo, but his advice isn't bad and he emphasizes in the body parts you do in his programs.

how important is neck gains for manlets? i think i would look even funnier if i got a big neck as a manlet

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>>38680000
pic related is 3 years ago and now, did i do it right?

>>38680694
You are one of those idiots that denies mewing without listening to any of his presentations.

No one should need wisdom teeth extraction. Peoples jaws don't grow big enough because they have shit posture and don't grow up chewing enough hard foods.

>Take natural aromasin inhibitors
>Dont roid
>zinc 200-400% dv eod (30mg is 200%)

>more free test
>less estrogen
>squat/deadlift for GH boost (result is more defined features and anti-aging effect)

>stop caring about your bros opinion and take care of yourself. buy whatever you feel you need

>>38680956
>Don't buy any clothing you would not wear 5 years from now

Dude, I don't think any of my clothes will last 5 years, yeah maybe if you were investing in a suit or some shit, but I mean casual clothes/gym clothes/clubbing clothes aren't meant to last 5 years. Who the hell keeps the same exact style for 5 years lol.

>Its okay to ask what fits, but never ask your gf
Lol, I can agree. The amount of niggas I see that let their gf dress them up is crazy, learn to dress. Stop wearing fucking graphics shirts or any of that weird geeky shit, and don't wear that gay generic shit your gf will make you wear. Having clothes that fit well are 2x better than having expensive or flashy clothes. Try to follow trends but don't be too blatant about it, try to incorporate it in your own style you feel comfortable with.

>>38681685
This advice isn't bad. But it's important to have your own opinions and agree with it because you understand the ideological principle it stems from, rather than taking it at face value, blindly.

>>38683644
...Eliot? Is that you?

Just kidding, ya did gud

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When u have a masterrace neck

>>38683696

My problem is that too well fitting shirts show off too much of my physique but large shirts make me look fatter

I don't like being a showing off, in fact i feel really insecure when showing off and i feel more at ease with me when i'm more casual and not showing my gains

how i can fix this

>>38683719
neck is fine, haircut is gay as fuck.

>>38680288
>>Shave your face or grow a real beard. Patchy scruff looks horrendous
t. guy who can't grow a beard

>>38680735
Look into pranayama

You want full smooth cycles that begin low in the abdomen and rise up through the top of the chest. 15 seconds inhale, 8 seconds pause with full breath, 15 seconds exhale, 8 seconds pause with empty lungs, 15 second smooth full inhale from the bottom to the top, and repeat.

>>38683732
Well, that's understandable I feel the same way. Most of the time with "Too well fitting shirts" it's an issue with t-shirt length relative to size. For example your M size shirt may be perfect size, but too short where as an L may have perfect length but be too baggy. You could probably try different brands/styles of shirts I know Nike sport shirts have a pretty good length/size ratio for athletic people, and I heard from some amerifags on here Mossimo do well fitting shirts for athletic people or people with longer torsos. If its really that much of an issue you could just see a tailor and get the larger shirts you wear tailored to a suitable size.

If shirt size isn't the issue maybe its an issue with not feeling comfortable with the attention? If I were you I'd just dress casually if it makes you feel better, and only REALLY dress up and wear well fitted shirts showing off your physique at important events where you're meant to dress up.

>>38683732
Get over it pussy

>>38683644
you looked like a really cool guy before but no way you where getting laid

>>38680154
squats

>>38682715
Yes, if I try really hard I can cum in less than 10 strokes.

>>38683785
I literally just got it lol fuq u

>>38683644

well done son

>>38683644
lost all personality. Now you're just another exchangeable ugly bimbo. You guys all look exactly the same.

I bet your name is somehting common like David or Peter.

>>38683853
>really cool guy

That guy looked like a complete fedora retard, now he looks good

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>>38682561
Yea i cant wait

Minoxidil for beard growth

went from no facial hair to shaving.

>>38683644
Fuck off underage. This board is for adults only.

>>38683644
are you the guy from this comic >>38679037

>>38682445
You sound like a complete loser.

>>38681685
2/3 of it is good advice. The other is just autism.

>>38683468
Same (Jew here) just avoid profile photographs, and dont be insecure about it, because your perceived value/beauty as a man really comes very little from ethnic features like a big nose, and mostly from face symmetry.

>>38683443

What counts as water for this purpose. Milk and sports drinks are mostly water, correct?

>>38683644
Nothing has really changed, you just got a different haircut and changed the camera angle to make eyes look smaller.

>>38682506
Just practice.
It's always amazing to me how many public figures uhhh and umm considering how much more certain a person sounds by not doing it.

>>38683669
enjoy your metabolic syndrome with that high zinc you jew commie fuck

>>38680154
>wrist gains
yeah na, the circumference of your wrist cant be changed you tard

>>38684641
Just fucking drink water

>>38683281
Anyone?
I would be very grateful for some advice

>>38683669
>squanto/diddy for GH boost (anti-aging effect! more defined features!)

literally Women's Health Magazine nonsense. sources please

>>38683669
>>Take natural aromasin inhibitors

which are???

>>38680956
>when in doubt...
An easier rule of thumb is to go down in sizes until it's uncomfortable, and then go one size up from that. You'll get a better fit.

>>38681685
Some of this stuff about "appearing" smart or busy is silly. Live your life and be honest about it. If you can't be honest about it, then you're not living the life you want to live.

>>38682445
>not shit ones like anime
Fuck you faggot, Fite me irl

>>38682506
Give speeches about things you think are important to yourself in your car. Literally just rant for as long as you want, but do not say "euhm" or stutter. Eventually, you develop a natural cadence where you're speaking without getting ahead of your own thoughts. Have drunken debates with your friends or other people and practice the same thing.

If you need inspo, listen to talk radio or unedited podcasts. These people got popular with their speaking skills, so take note of the way they deliver pauses and the way they structure their points.

>>38680154
I've shilled this b4 but:

Rotate between horizontal (bench, row) and vertical (press, chins)

3 days a week OR every other day, eg:

M
Bench press 3x5
Squat 3x5
Row 3x8
W.Dips 3x12
Db curl 3x12

W:
Press 3x5
Deadlift 1x5+
W. Chins 3x8
Shrugs with hold ALAP end of each rep 5x5
Lat raises 3x12

Friday (as monday)

Following monday:
Press 3x5
Squat 3x5
W. Chins 3x8
Overhead tricep extension 3x12
Hammercurl 3x12

>>38682539
3. embrace the consequences of your choices
4. always strive to learn

>>38683732
See: >>38685116

>>38685268
This honestly sounds really good and is fairly similar to what I've been doing, cheers senpai. Going to drop squats to like 4x3 though otherwise my legs blow up too easy

>>38680694
If you can't fit all your naturally belonging teeth in then you probably have a bitch jaw to begin with

>>38682927
i cringed here as well

>>38683669
>natural aromasin inhibitors

Pls tell which

>>38680765
>tfw deviated septum so i mouth breathe unless i manually nose breathe

kill me

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>>38683644
You went from greasy mole rat to cutie fuccboi goodjob familia

>>38684905

You must have been top of the debate class.

Give me a reason why water is any different for this purpose than the water from cola or milk or chicken breast.

>>38683792
My thoughts

>>38685919

Just had this weird thought, that this guy is actually an adult male in real life. Imagine some dude saying that to you, that you are a cutie fuccboi.

Literally think about how fucking strange that is.

>>38686290
It's almost as if being a complete anonymous on the internet allows you to say things you would never say in person

I can't stop laughing about the guy whose dick changed color from smoking that posted above. Prob bait but his casual attitude towards it is hilarious.

>>38686290
If I'm fucking around with my close friends (that I don't have) then I say shit like that and worse

We're all close friends here on /fit/.

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>>38680219
>not having superior genes to keep wisdom teeth
>tells everyone to get rid of wisdom teeth

You're worst than land whale acceptance

>>38683669
>google natural aromasin inhibitors

>Interestingly, this study also reported that cigarette smoke (obtained using methylene chloride and aqueous traps) and tobacco leaves (70% ethanol extract; Nicotiana tabacum L.) also potently inhibited aromatase, as reported in cigarette equivalentshttp://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3074486/

So should i keep dipping or naw?

>>38686612
Just chew nicotine gum

>>38680696
So? Would like a fucking medal for that? Fucking Tumblr fag gtfo

>>38680154
Karate thickens the wrist, as do any other activities that put a lot of force on an open hand.
Boxing does not.

>>38680154
holy shit, that salt and pepper hair makes my dick hard

>>38683423
>my mom is a dermathologist
Hmmm...
Want to know why I think that's bullshit and you're a retarded anon?

>>38686290
Where are all these reddit Tumblr fags leaking in from?

>>38680288
Only thing I'd fix is the shower bullshit and

>patchy scruff looks horrendous

Well of course it does. But that doesn't mean anything between a full-blown beard and a clean shaven face is disgusting. I keep stubble on my face year-round and it looks great. Just don't let that shit get too long.

>>38685268
Adding lat raises and shrugs to my texas method routine

>>38682378
The Road Less Travelled by M. Scott Peck

>>38682378

The way of men

also anything on persuasion or psychology

>>38683468
i have this exact same nose/profile with the neck too

from below the neck i look fit as hell but from above i look like a dying jew in a camp

hold me

so does belt pulling work?
also is it worth to start roids and HGH for facial gains?
I'm 18 so for me it'd be a huge change, my shoulders might actually widen

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>>38680288
>don't masturbate because it's a waste of time
>meditate for 40 minutes a day
wut

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>>38680288
>because it drys out your skin and makes you look older

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fuck does anyone else feel overwhelmed or stressed out or feel like shit reading self improvement threads

>>38683281
Leave earlier. You don't have to stay until around closing.

>>38689427
No, you're just a faggot

>>38683281

Girls can be pretty flaky if you make it clear that you're taking them back to yours to fuck. They want plausible deniability. They don't want to feel like a casual hookup slut.

So when you're making out and it's obvious where it's headed you've got to make it more like a hangout. You've got to pretend that you're not just trying to get her back home to bang her.

Make it a continuation of the night. 'Let's go to my place for some more drinks.' or 'hungry? lets go grab some food at mine'.

IDK really you've gotta play it by ear but basically if it's obvious that you're just trying to bone her inhibitions will go up and you're outta the game.
Make it seem like you're just carrying on with the fun and when she's back at yours with a drink in her hand and you've got a little privacy (helps to live with mates who can also bring a girl back so it's like an after party) you can get to fucking like you both knew was gonna happen anyway.

One thing I'd like to add is sprints. Do those instead of low intensity running. You raise test while burning fat AND gaining lean muscle. Plus, you'll be more than capable of excelling in any sport due to increased speed/endurance.

so is anyone actually going to give advice on LOOKSMAXING aka trying to get a better face or a better body, this isn't plg or giving advice so u can sprint faster, baka omg fucking retards

>>38690210
Rec a good routine?

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Has anyone here gotten lasik eye surgery?

I am going for a consultation tomorrow. I have some expendable cash and it is the only thing I can think of besides saving it that would improve my lift permanently.
Have worn glasses/contacts since 2nd grade and im 23 now.

>>38690888
Two people I know got and both said it's absolutely worth it. I plan on getting it some day

>>38690888
did it 6 years ago.
10/10 money well spent

>>38686640
This desu senpai.

>>38680030
i doubt this. bones don't move for shit. i had an underbite because i was retarded and didn't get braces/expander when i was younger. i was 24 when i went and they had to break my jaw (do surgery) to fix it because the bone was solidified.

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>>38683314
Do you have a download for The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck? Doesn't seem like it's available anywhere as it's pretty new. An ass for you troubles.

>>38689727
>>38690162
Thanks for the replies
It's like the right moment never comes, I could be with them for an hour but I wouldn't know when to ask.

Not like I'd ask them if they want to come to mine for a shag but yeah it's a difficult one, I feel like you have to mince your words and ask them back for "drinks" but at the same time you have to drive it forward.

This is the last piece of the puzzle for me, I just need to crack this.
I've tried just letting things play out but it's clearly not working for me.

Some advice from a friend of mine was to get them outside to the smoking area to talk, ask them inside and buy drinks, dance again and ask them to leave.
Does anyone who's had success taking girls back want to share their methods? I know I shouldn't need a routine but i really dont know what to do, especially when drunk. A timeframe would be useful also

Thanks again

>>38691270
brehs...

>>38682506
Literally just pause to collect your thoughts.

"uhmm" is normally you just making a noise to fill the void in a conversation because you're nervous normally, because you perceive that pausing during a conversation makes it more awkward when ironically the opposite can be true and talking too quickly or filling it with "uhmmmms" makes you look nervous or like you're having a stroke.

If you're a practised conversationalist you can normally think about the next sentence as you're saying the last one or you say bullshit platitudes and connectors like "Well, the point of the argument is-..." or "what you need to understand about this situation is that actually-..."or things like that, but what works most of the time is to literally just speak evenly and steadily and pause briefly when you're thinking of your next line. You'd think it might make you seem dim but actually many world leaders do it, because the pause gives you extra time to think about what you're going to say but also it really enunciates everything between the pauses and lets it sink in for other people as well. Watch presidential addresses or whatever and they do it all the time.

>>38683281
Don't try to pair off too early and be stuck with the cunts. I find coke helps just dab some on your finger and shove it in her mouth.

If drugs aren't your thing start later in the night and when its time to go just ask if Shea going to yours or vice versa.

I've lied said I've had a puppy and home bar, you name it lol sluts.

>>38686131
Milk gives you spots mate
>>38680765
Fuck
I have swollen abnoids or whatever they're called, can't get enough air through my nose most of the time unless im completely at rest
Any tips for this?

>>38680694
>Having a small feminine jaw which doesn't have enough room for wisdom teeth

>>386834688
If you hate your nose so much don't reproduce so we can eliminate it from the gene pool and no one else has to suffer

My 4th and final wisdom tooth is coming in nicely, been aching a little for the past few days but luckily it's growing upright, why the fuck do so many people have trouble with their wisdom teeth? Is it really to do with the jaw? I thought it was just genetics.

>>38681685
1. Noone has that kind of time, faggot

2. Hahaha faggot

3. Don't be a loser, problem solved faggot

4. It's none of your business, shut the fuck up

5. Worlds Boringest Faggot

6. Faggot

7. Actually good advice, do this

8. More than what? Dumbass

9. Who doesn't do this? Worthless

10. I'm not that afraid of looking retarded but its understandable in this guys case

11. Faggot

12. Another actual good one, do this

13. More than what? Fuck you

14. He literally recommended all the previous dilletantism so you can brag about your learning, and now he's walking it back. Faggot

15. Faggot

16. Superficial faggot with no friends

17. Another good one, do this

18. REEEEEEEEEE-

19. -EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

20. -EEE GET THE FUCK

21. OFF MY BOARD

22-24 these are fine

>>38690855
This, I want to start sprinting but I can't find good routines online that aren't memes or 800m.

>>38684836
just like how broad your shoulders are cannot be changed, right?

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>>38680030
PRAISE MEW

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>>38680288
>>Stop masturbating and looking at porn.

I'm so lonely/horny, though.

Does it mean I'm above average if girls are still interested despite the fact that I'm pretty much doing the opposite of looksmaxing?

>>38681050
>What's a good way to work neck?
use the leg curl machine

>>38683644
GJ

>>38683644
Shave down the sides and back of your hair to a 1 or 2 blade, your hair looks like shit when it's long like that

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>>38686666
Why, satan ?

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>>38686131
>Give me a reason why water is any different for this purpose than the water from cola or milk or chicken breast

Water doesn't give you sugar and/or unnecessary extra

I don't know how you could compare chicken breast to water

"Then somehow, one day, much later, we wake up and we’re old. And along with our gum lines and our sex drive, our ability to give a fuck has receded to the point of non-existence. In the twilight of our days, we carry out a paradoxical existence where we no longer have the energy to give a fuck about the big things in life, and instead we must dedicate the few fucks we have left to the simple and mundane yet increasingly difficult aspects of our lives: where to eat lunch, doctors appointments for our creaky joints, 30-cent discounts at the supermarket, and driving without drifting to sleep and killing a parking lot full of orphans. You know, practical concerns.

Then one day, on our deathbed, (hopefully) surrounded by the people we gave the majority of our fucks to throughout our life, and those few who still give a fuck about us, with a silent gasp we will gently let our last fuck go. Through the tears and the gently fading beeps of the heart monitor and the ever-dimming fluorescence encapsulating us in its divine hospital halo, we drift into some unknowable and unfuckable place."

>>38691738
>I find coke helps just dab some on your finger and shove it in her mouth.
not a bad idea. Some girls would react badly though I think
>If drugs aren't your thing start later in the night and when its time to go just ask if Shea going to yours or vice versa.
Yea it's definitely easier to start later than keep them interested all night but I find it hard to pull near closing time.
Can you go into any more detail, like a timeframe or any signs she would be keen to leave. I'm sure you've never thought about it but it doesn't come naturally to me

also thoughts on this?
>>38691300
>Some advice from a friend of mine was to get them outside to the smoking area to talk, ask them inside and buy drinks, dance again and ask them to leave.
Does anyone who's had success taking girls back want to share their methods? I know I shouldn't need a routine but i really dont know what to do, especially when drunk. A timeframe would be useful also

>>38691270
Anyone?

>>38681853
I am and have found rubbing a drop of vape juice on my hand usually settles the cravings for an hour or two.

>>38683669
>Dont roid
kek
why would you recommend not roiding

also DIM and I3C are considered natty AIs

>>38691300

You've got to be a little more crafty is all. Also, practice makes perfect.

Last time I brought a girl home I was out with a few friends. We got a group of girls over to our table to drink with us. We all had a fair bit to drink, the bar was closing and I just said 'hey I know a place that's open until 5 let's go there'... 'but first we gotta stop at our place on the way to pick up a bottle of vodka to share in the uber over there'.

That was all it took. Once we got back we took them up on the roof to look at the city, poured a few drinks under the pretense of moving on afterwards and then all of a sudden we're making out and fucking.

Basically you've got to do whatever it takes to guide them to yours without basically saying LETS GO NOW ME WANT FUCKY.

Practice, practice, practice. You can already get them on the hook. Just start saying 'let's go back to mine', 'let's go somewhere else for drinks', 'let's go get drinks at mine'... Just play around and see what works.

>>38697060

Oh and also you can literally just say 'come to back to mine' to some girls and they will go for it.

If you'd put some leg work in and tried to get more than maybe 5 girls home you'd probably have asked one who was up for it.

Every now and then you meet a girl who just wants to fuck and you don't need to play games.

>>38683644
Congrats on becoming a fuccboi. The first pic is sad af

>>38697353
Thank you, this is what I needed to hear. I suppose there's no harm in asking all of them, certainly better than asking none of them and getting nothing/never knowing.