Dick /fit/ness thread

>open mouth
>insert shotgun

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obligatory post

Finally reached a minute with my dick planks
>feelsgoodman

I'll start us off

Does /fit/ moisturize their dick glands?

I started using coconunt oil the other day and my dick is looking better because of it! it's nice, smooth, moist and smells like coconut rather than general dick smell. My gf loves it and has been sucking it like its a popsicle

recommend to my fit bros

Jacking off bends your dick. If you never jacked it your dick would be straight as an arrow.

Been doing this.

OK grip at the base and messaging out to the top, 5 times.
Grab head and go up, down, right, and left 5 times each.
Grab head and do circular motion, counter and clock wise. 5 times each.

Make sure your not hard max a semi.

I do it before I go to the gym and my dick stays elongated for the entire day. They say never let your penis turtle because then your loosing gains.

My dick has gotten reasonably longer in the past two weeks. A lot Less then half an inch but it's a process and it's completely safe. I'm upping to 10 times each at the end of the month.

Do it once or twice a day. You should check out PEGym before doing anything penis related. I chose this workout for me because it's almost impossible to damage your penis or erection and thats my main concern. I have time and my dick isn't really small. Overall, I love the workout.

>>38677645
And just how the fuck is this supposed to expand the tissue that fills with blood when you get a boner? Looks like a fucking gta weapons cheat lmao

>>38677660
They store the dick strengtheners in the police station but you need to steal a police uniform first.

>>38677629

I jack off all the time and mines straight as fuck.

I think my frenulum is too tight to let it bend.

Also, wtf strange kind of masturbation are you doing to bend it?

>>38677629
bent dicks are genetic, its your ligaments that hold your dick.

Dont do jelqing or any of that shit.

My mate cant get a boner bc of it. Has to go to hospital every 6 months. Scar

>>38677660
Kekd ty.

It's a legit excersize from pegym. Doing it every day adds to the hope your penis will grow. Yaknw, your self image when bitches stare at your junk in the gym cause it's not turtled. Makes your mind grow. Plus imo stretching the penis can help the blood flow increase as well as extending the fibers in there. It's like clicking the refresh button for your dick.

>>38677614

it's fie to train stamina but wha about strenght?

>>38677727
Your friend prob hung weight a weight on his dick. The excersize I recommended is incredibly safe, beginners level jelq and cannot harm your penis unless your extremely rough and tugging that shit past your ear.

anybody got experience with pumps, like bathmate?
it sounds like broscience, but alot of times bro science has proven partly true(for me atleast)

>>38677756

Nope. He only did it for 2 weeks.

And for what? 0.2 inches more?

If you above 5 inches erect then thats ok

>>38677617
anyone else do this?

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Honestly unless your dick is actually small (less than average), I wouldn't bother being so self conscious of making it bigger. There's no doubt that girls who i've fucked have seen bigger dicks than mine, but surprisingly after sex they always mention how shit other guys previous to me are at fucking, which tells me that it's not my dick size that's winning them over.

Be passionate when you fuck, pull her hair, smack her ass, choke her in a sexual way (if she's okay with it), pull on her nipples, flick her clit when fucking her doggy style, eat her out mid fuck. Things like this will go much further in bed than than just a 'big dick' and will help her orgasm much easier.

To bring the entirety of who you are as a person down to "oh man wish my dick was bigger" is fucking beta and won't do anything. Be a animal when you fuck and keep shit interesting.

>2016
>trying to make dick gains

the fuck has /fit/ come to.

>>38677595
How to do a kegel exercise?

Should I lift weights with my dick?

>>38678274
Google is your friend
When you piss, stop the stream without clenching your asshole

>Smaller when flaccid
>Perfectly good when hard
>Go out of my way to only let girls see it hard

>>38677741

what do you mean "legit" exercise? there is no scientifically proven method to make your dick bigger. otherwise people would be cashing in it big time because of the large market and high desirability of the product/service.

>>38678088
This.

I'm barely above average, maybe like 6.5". When you watch porn it kind of fucks your brain into thinking chicks like big dicks. I'm sure plenty of girls do but I still bottom out my girlfriend if I try/depending on position which she hates. Just fuck them good and they don't care.

Also don't expect your girlfriend to be smashing out orgasms every 5 seconds. My current gf maybe cums twice/three times in a session if it's a long one, yet when she does cum they last for like 10-15 seconds and are huge, and she never asks for it deeper. Whereas my ex would have 3 orgasms by the time we were 5 minutes in but they would only last 5-6 seconds, and waa always begging for me to go deeper and find postions that made my dick feel bigger.. but she was still happy because I could always make her cum. Girls are all different.

Don't worry about your dick size, just concentrate on them and what they like, if your dick isn't doing it for them find a position where you can rub her clit at the same time, my gf loves that shit. Or learn how to eat her out properly, she wont be worried about your dick size if your making her cum every time you get to it.

>>38678296
Or just clench everything, including butthole.

>>38678345
But that's not kegals

>>38678360
>not also strengthening your butthole
what are you, gay?

>>38677645
Do you warm up before?

>>38677590
Gay

>tfw dicks between 17-19cm depending on how horny I am(somehow my dick gets bigger when fucking than fapping)
>flaccid it's small as fuck
>measured once and it was 7 or 8cm iirc
>tfw self conscious when using boxers briefs
>never had shower at football practice or gym due to this

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>buy XL durex condoms
>only goes half way down my shaft

what do? Im in asia and the condoms here are small as fuck

when I start pounding hard it feels like the condom rolls up and I have to roll it down again...annoying

>>38678592
Skyn life large size, they are good for girthier guys and probably longer guys too durex are shit imo, way too tight

>>38678592
isnt that supposed to happen?

I'm using regular durex condoms, they feel tight and they also roll up immediately when I try to roll them down as much as possible
leaves quite a bit unprotected

Honestly, anything over 5 inches is good enough. Women think 5 inches equsl 6 inches anyway.

If you have a tiny 4 inch dick then yeah, you may have a problem. But 5 inch dick is ok. 5.5 inch is good enough.

Girth is great at around 5 inches too.

>>38678653
For me at least they were boner killing tight, so i checked them out and found they are 52mm nominal width, skyn large are 56mm it doesnt sound like much but for me it was like night and day difference

>>38678723
the durex I'm using are 56mm large actually and I dont even think I have a thick dick

>>38677595
Saved

>>38678732
What length are you?

>>38678743
7.1inch or a bit more(without bone pressing)

dont think its length related, the condoms can basically be used for any dick length

>>38678765
Im the same then, well try the skyn ones I said because I never had the problem of them rolling down

>>38678782
guess i'll see if I find them

>tfw scared of trying bigger condoms
>already see my dick as small from my POV and dont want it to crush my self-esteem
>dick only seems big to me in pics and videos

>>38677834

This is how a lot of people feel about deadlifts.

Fuck up back forever? For gains I can make with other exercises? No thanks jeff.

>>38678336

> Turns out going to the gym and exercising actually works! but people don't do it cause they're lazy and prefer to say it doesn't work for them.

>>38677617
No because I'm not a cut jew.

The grils on penis size is fucking retarded.

"large will fully satisfy any girl" is fucking bullshit, and thanks to shitposts like this big guys just dgaf and hammer away with zero technique. Or better yet, just ram it in w/out proper lubrication, then wonder why your gf/wife doesn't want to have sex anymore.

Honestly, what >>38678088 said is infinitely more accurate.

Look up where clit/g-spot area are (if you have at least two not-broken finger you CAN reach both) and get your head out of your ass for five seconds and TALK to the people you're fucking.

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>>38678088
I think this is correct, I should add that average dicks are:

-Length: 5.16 inches

-Girth: 4.6 inches

just popped to bahamas she popped my banana

jheeez

>>38679179
>Fuck up back forever? For gains I can make with other exercises? No thanks jeff.

you have to be pretty retarded to fuck up your back doing deadlifts, in terms of risk squats are way worse.

unless you're straining like crazy doing a 1Rep-max deadlifts are nothing to worry about, you can always drop the weight easily.

How do you last longer?

>>38678568
Same here but I view it as a convenience. It's small when I'm not using it and doesnt get in the way and when I do need it the look of surprise on the girls face as it keeps swelling is always enjoyable.

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Am I the only one here who doesn't care about the girl ?
Girls should be worried I'm enjoying myself, not the fucking opposite.

>>38679609

thrust slower, if you are close to climax just pull out and change positions.
Or pull out and finger her/eat her out for a couple minutes while your dick calms down. Then put it back in, rinse, repeat. Can last really long using this method.

Also learn to relax your ejaculation muscle (pubococcygeus muscle) google it. It's simple

>>38679609

buy a fleshlight and have sex with it and practice

>>38679658

the girls pleasure is also my pleasure, seeing her wet, squirming and cumming is really nice, seeing her bored and dry is lame and ruins the mood

>>38679670
Why would she act bored if you are having sex?

>>38679690

she would be bored if you neglect her and only focus on yourself...

>>38679719
>only focus on yourself...
What does that even mean?

>>38679751

means you don't care about the experiences the girl is having, how she is reacting to you, what she likes and doesn't like, if she cums or doesn't, etc...

>>38679658
>Am I the only one here who doesn't care about the girl ?

why wouldn't you care about the girl? do you have mental problems in general?

>>38679179

What?

Jelqing isn't a verified technique. No one can teach you how to jelq. No one will show you how to jelq. You learn it off the internet. You have no idea what you are doing internally.

Millions of people deadlift and I can get help from someone in the gym to show me proper form. Deadlifting has been scientifically studies. Jelqing is just neckbeards pulling their dick and potentially damaging their tissue.

I have weak erections and a lot less of them in the course of the day. I stopped going to gym prob 7 months ago. Does cardio help? What can i do? Others in my situation? Erections last less and are like at 75% of hardness. 2-3 months like this now

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>>38679832
>why wouldn't you care about the girl? do you have mental problems in general?
You sound like you have a problem being obsessed of pleasing other people.
Try not caring about the girl when you fuck her, you'll be surprised how well she reacts

>>38679884

go see a doctor.
could be 100 different variables at work...

>>38679918
>obsessed with pleasing the girl

uhh no, it's not an obsession, it's normal to want to pleasure your partner to some degree, and it's also normal to derive pleasure from seeing her enjoy herself. Just like it's normal to enjoy seeing your gf happy, instead of bored or crying. Calling it an obsession or something is retarded and extremist.

>try not caring about the girl

if i dont care about the girl i wouldn't be fucking her, i have self-respect and standards. Why would I let a girl touch me if I don't value her at all? kek

>>38679884
>I have weak erections and a lot less of them in the course of the day. I stopped going to gym prob 7 months ago. Does cardio help? What can i do? Others in my situation? Erections last less and are like at 75% of hardness. 2-3 months like this now

same shit breh WTF

>>38679918
>girls like it when you don't care
>you'll be surprised how well she reacts

thought you didn't care about how they react, make up your mind

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>>38678568
I once trained with a team who would all start slapping their dicks around a bit when in their boxers, right before taking them off to shower.
I asked them wtf they were doing but they did it unconsciously and couldn't give me a reason.
Turns out they were making their flaccid dicks appear bigger by sporting semi's.
Everybody did it so the new guys started doing it too. Very interesting group behavior.

How does jelqing harm your dick? What are some symptoms?

>>38677595
Is increasing cum volume possible without sups?
Apart from nofap obviously

>>38677617
Are you cut? Was legitimately thinking of moisturizing my tip twice a day

>>38679609
I had sex for the first time two days ago. I came in like 2 minutes after I penetrated. However I was able to get it back up fast. Is that something I should work on?

>>38677617
This
Uncut and always slip some coco under in the morning

>>38681779
If you're uncut why would you need extra moisturizing? Explain for the goyim over here

>>38678340
This guy is a virgin for sure

Remember friends: when someone comes to a tread talking about how many times they make their girls cum and all that, they are virgins

>>38681813
When jacking off or fucking the head can still get dry because it's washed every one or two days to prevent smegma, even if you don't use soap.
You also can't play with your glans raw because it's too dry even with foreskin lubricant.
It also smells and tastes better to most people but that's a matter of opinion, some people like the penis smell.

>>38681663
Aside from masturbating less / increased arousal, no.

Watch less porn. When you're with your girl/guy/trap try and get shit as sexy as possible before you start to fuck. The increased state of tension and arousal will (moderately) increase your jizz load.

>>38681919
Ah okay thanks anon. Was thinking of moisturizing my cut spear tip with coconut oil to try to get it a bit more sensitive

>>38678088
My man, finally someone on this fucking board makes a reasonable post.

>>38679918
t. someone who has had sex before, but every single girl has lied to him about how much they enjoyed it

>>38682010
>actually believing every post on this board how every 4chan make here is some sex God

Lmfao nice samefag

Hoe come my libido has tanked over the last month?

I used to be ready to go at a moment's notice, but I had multiple girls hit on me at a party last week and I just left because I didn't even want to fuck them. And they were all pretty cute, too

When I wear briefs am I supposed to let my dick hang straight down, point it to the side, or point it up? I always let it hang straight down but I always see people making comments about "tucking" erections into their waistbands...

>>38677727
I don't understand people who break their dicks by jelqing.

The fate of your dick is literally in your hands.

Don't go so hard that it breaks something.

There should be very little pain while jelqing.

>>38682170
>very little pain

That's already too much pain for your dick.

>>38677789
This is why small girls are popular.

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>>38678088
Hitler Dubs Confirm

>>38678592
Just go raw.

>>38679658
It goes both ways. Her enjoyment enhances your enjoyment.

>>38679884
The first time I had problems with my erections, it turned out to be dietary. Taking zinc once daily dd wonders for my erection strength.

With that said, there are a lot of different reasons dick can get weak. It's hard to say for sure, because I don't know you, but I'd start with zinc and see how that goes.

>>38680189
>How does jelqing harm your dick? What are some symptoms?

If you do it right, it doesn't harm your dick.

It just gets longer due to stretching and if you add kegels during the jelq, your erection strength will be better too.

short guy with a grower, top out at 5.7" and 5.3"
should I end it?

>>38682283
I used jelqing, stretching, and a pump to go from 5.75 to 6.25 in 3 months. I stopped there, because that was enough for me.

https://www.thundersplace.org/en/

>>38682283
Work on confidence and accept most taller girls wont be interested. You'll be good bro

>>38682283
It's not the length mostly, it's the girth. If you're ~7.5" (i.e. very very small percentage of the population) then length matters again (a-spot, etc) but for anyone else girth makes the biggest difference.

At 5.3" girth (mid-shaft or base?) you're well above average where it counts.

>>38682318
base, I'm like 5.5" mid girth on a good day.
honestly if I'm not super horny my first posts were my average stats otherwise I go up a few points.

>>38682311
Thanks Anon, I have shit confidence and mildly contemplate suicide, but I've been feeling a bit better and planned to get back into lifting so I returned to /fit/.

Conventional wisdom on /fit/ says to watch less porn, but there's one video that has been very useful for me when it comes to not busting too early.

> Leg-shaking orgasms
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=490708505

I watched this with the intent of giving the girl I fuck a similar orgasm, and I think it helped me last longer.

The other thing that helps me last longer is good cardio and good core strength.

>>38682309

Is it permanent or do you have to keep training?

>>38677617
>Started smelling like coconut.
>Coconut oil doesn't smell or taste like coconut.
Your lie is showing

>>38682386
The length seems to have stuck around. The girth, not so much.

The girth part is like regular lifting. After a workout, you have a nice pump, but it fades away. However, if you do it regularly, you accumulate gains.

I didn't do for very long, but this is my personal experience.

Im only 5.5 inches long. Going to cry :(

>>38682436
Dicks can grow.

https://www.thundersplace.org/en/

>can't believe none of you faggots have mentioned jelqing yet.
I've been jelqing for a few weeks now and I've gotten a nice increase in girth and length.

https://www.thundersplace.org

What is this intense shilling here?

>weak erections
>low libido

the fuck brehs

>>38679186
your penis isn't a skeletal muscle

>>38682528
It works, and that forum happens to be the best place to get accurate info on this topic.

Dicklets don't have to stay dicklets.

It's not like we're selling anything.

It's just a set of physical exercises that will make your dick grow.

A lot of guys could benefit from this.

is 5.5" circumference thin?

www.thundersplace.org

See you there :)

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>>38682660
>>38682449
>>38682309
Blatant shill

>>38677595
This needs to be updated.

It doesn't mention:
- Maca
- Tribulus Terestris
- Pygeum

>>38680074
kek

I guess I'll try to do that but be less obvious, just adjust my junk instead of slapping

So...basically no good natural ways to grow your dick?
What about Ron Jeremy and his guide to peepee pills?

>>38677590
How sensitive is the head supposed to be? I'm uncut and I've tried fapping with lube a couple of times lately to see if I can regain some sensitivity (and for variation), but it's more uncomfortable than pleasurable whenever I pass the head with my hand, particularly on the top/non-frenulum side. Will it desensitize if I keep going? I've never really stimulated the head directly before so it's all new to me.

>>38682973
Was already posted... dont be lazy and invest 10 mins tp read www.thundersplace.org ... there are thousands of members sharing their experiences with free penis Engagement. I gained about 1 1/2 cm in 8 months with jelquing, stretching and pump. Stamina and erection improved as well. You need to invest 30-45 min 5 days a week. Thats why for most people its easier to say that penis enlargement doesnt work and to stay a dick manlet.

>>38683189
you read all these stories but theres never any actual pictures or concrete proof that this shit works

>>38682146
sounds like depression or stress. also, if its just been a month, doesn't mean anything. nobody is horny all the time.

>>38682415
>
yeah it does you fucking melon

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how many sets are you guys doing today?

>>38683240
There are some studies on penis extenders but i dont have experiences with these things. There is no money in manual penis enlargement, so why shill?

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>>38683364
this guys knows it. this is scientific training right here

Get a bathmate. It's like $100 and actually works.

>>38683240
There are tons of pictures on that forum.

>>38683421
that's not scientific

>>38683451
You should do some penis enlargement experiments on your penis, ...for science.

Is 6 inches a good size? What's the average connsense on girth size?

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>>38683502
i am doing that

>>38682973
(((Ron Jeremy)))?

>>38683563
That's hardcore. Be careful.

>>38677789
>average penis 6.5
let me tell you how i know this was written by chicks

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>fap furiously for years
>dick is developing scars
>looks like I have an eternal STD
>skin regularly cracks/splits even when I don't fap

>>38679449
>Average dick size
Complete and utter bullshit, every guy in my circle of friends is 6+ inches.

>>38684140
Let me guess, you checked yourself? Fag.

>>38684140

fagboy

>>38684162
>>38684171
You can keep telling yourself 5 inches is average if it makes you feel better though.

>>38684202
>measuring your friends dicks
I bet you sucks them off too don't you, you filthy slut. Post your boi pucci

>>38684140
Found the faggot

>>38682976
Anyone?

>>38684085

Take cold showers twice a day (morning + before bed), moisturize entire body with baby oil after every shower, stop fapping. Should be good within a month or two.

>>38684202
Yeah well, i have a 5" and fucked a lot of girls. Most of them told me like im godlike propably just because i know what im doing and dont give a fuck just do my animalistic thing fucking with rage. They always tell me how many times they came and all that shit... And they always want more, size doesnt matter. If you got a big dick you can feel happy about it, truth is it has nothing to do with anything but your own mind.

>>38678592
HIV is very uncommon in asia and just tell the girls any name and you can impregnate them

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>>38684085
Similar issue
I have a scar from my frenulum all the way down the base of my dick
I basically split the skin on my dick in two as a kid jacking it like a monkey and the scar never went away.

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>>38684434
>fucked a lot of girls. Most of them told me like im godlike

>>38678336
There have been multiple studies confirming traction devices can increase length

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34 y/o virgin had my first lap dance a couple of nights ago. First time I had any female physical contact that wasn't family. Felt nice

However, I couldn't get hard at all. Didn't start masturbating until I was 26 so not sure if that has something to do with it. Any ideas what I can do? Kind of worried if I do get a gf the same thing will happen.

>tfw gf doesnt cum easily despite being a 7 incher dong
>have to slowly fuck her and go deep while she moves her lower body
>then she cums hard

fuck, at least when we did anal she came all times really easily and out of the blue

>>38685173
Lap dances aren't all that exciting, imo.

It's not abnormal to not get hard to them.

>>38684140
Statistics do show that homosexuals have longer dicks

>>38685201
>have to slowly fuck her and go deep while she moves her lower body

I had a girl like this. To make her cum, I let her get on top, and she'd be grinding me real slow, and it took a while, but that's what was required to make her cum. After she came, then we'd switch positions, and I'd cum from missionary usually.

I don't really understand the mechanics of this slow grind, but I would like to.

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>>38684434
26 yr old here, and been with 80+ women.

I've never fully believed girls when they praise my sex game, saying I'm incredible and the best they've had (I'm only about 5.5" and not that thick) because women lie constantly about that shit and I need to keep my ego in check, but virtually all my hook ups wound up being fwb because they wanted to keep hooking up after the first time. I mean I was being actively pursued, not me chasing after these girls.

I have to think that if the sex wasn't damn good then they wouldn't have chased me and wanted to keep things going when I wanted to move on.

So yeah basically don't fall for the memes, learn how to throw dick properly and if you're not hung like a child's finger you'll do fine.

>>38677590
Be uncut
Don't deathgrip
Shave/wax/laser all the hair

Never met a girl who didn't love my uncut masterrace

How can I do kegels right? Guides say to find the muscle by stopping your urine stream midway without tensing up other muscles. For me it seems impossible, I just can't do it.

>>38685266
The grind probably got just the right combo of pressure/movement on the clit and vaginal stimulation to make her orgasm. A lot of women can't get there with just being rammed, they need everything to worked at once

>>38685316
Get a boner, then flex your dick.

>>38685333
Trips of Truth

>>38677617
>always use Vaseline to moisturize my dick

End up jacking off like 90% of the time. is is starting to seem counter productive.

>>38685286
>learn how to throw dick properly

How did you learn?

Also, do you do any physical training specifically for improved sexual performance?

>>38685381
Actually pay attention to the woman's reactions during sex, see what works and what doesn't. Loosen your hips up a bit so you can get a grind going when you fuck. Suss out if she likes being choked/slapped. Be in the moment rather than just focussing on "i'm going tenderize this pussy like a piece of meat until I can't move anymore"

And no, I've never done any specific exercises for sex. In my experience, cardio and a bit of flexibilty (not gymnast level but enough so that you can do more than mish/starfish/basic bitxh doggy) will generally be all you need

>>38685333
Got it senpai

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>>38685350
Gonna have to try this now
Thanks breh

6.5 x 6. Will i make it?

>>38682415
gotta get the unrefined stuff

>>38677629
no

Is it odd if i masturbate by gripping the head and part of the body then move my fingers really fast? I just sort of picked it up when i was young and didnt do regular.

>>38677590
This should be a sticky.

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My dick is 6.5" long but 4.5" thick.

I want to kill myself.

>>38686512
lol needle dick

>>38686512
Mines 6.5 long and 5.3 thick, even then it doesn't look very thick. I feel for you bro

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>>38686512

My dick is 5.5x5.1

REEEEEEE

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>>38686535
>>38686543
>>38686548

>>38686512
Is that a bad thing? What's a good ratio?

>>38686561
It's pretty terrible man. Like an XL sharpie marker.

Women definitely prefer a thicker cock so anything over 5" circumference and you're good to go. But because mine is well over average length its even worse.

>>38686561
Ya

Girth > length. All the time.

5.5 inches long aint bad. 6.5 inches long is good. But 4.5 inches thick? Hmm...

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>>38686608
Exact reaction from women.

It fucking kills me that there isn't some kind of method for improving thickness. I genuinely want to get some kind of skin graft but I don't want to mutilate my cock anymore than the rabbi did.

What's a good girth size for a penis that's 6 inches?

>>38686627

Those PornHub ads say you can get a 10 inch dick in 2 weeks. Try that

>>38686512

Try being 7.7x4.6 you whiny faggot.

>>38686668
RIP. I feel a little bit better about my skelly pecker.

>>38686668

Do u get action though?

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Why are people so worried about how their measurements stack up to some arbitrary measure of good/bad?

As of right now, there is no safe, practical option that has proven to increase the size of your dick in way a woman will notice or appreciate. There are surgical options, all with very high risks and debilitating possible side effects.

You can't realistically do anything about dick size, so get fit, learn how to use what you've got and move on with your life.

I'm sick of dicklet whinging

>>38686702
t. 8.5x7

>>38686722
6x4.5/5ish actually

Just gotta grow up and realise that since we don't walk around with dicks out 24/7, using them as the decider for social standing, it's not that big of a deal

>>38686678

Don't worry senpai. I found I can squeeze into a toilet tube if I go slow and pull the skin through as I go. My entire head and a little more stick out of the end, so I came up with a backup plan if I wasn't thick enough: take toilet tube, place silicone rubber stuff around outside, slot over penis. I had an idea of using an air pump underneath the surface of the device to allow size to change, hence being able to be any thickness desired. If she wants an ez ride, no device, if she wants to be stretched on it goes. My head sticks out the end so I'll still be able to feel pleasure.

That option is always around if I need it so I don't feel too bad.

>>38686702
No. 18, start uni in a few weeks. I've not even come close to gf mode. I've fixed my obvious autism and should be comfy. I'm 5'5" too, which makes my penis look a little silly - it's longer than my hand is from tip of middle finger to base of palm, because I have tiny baby hands. At the right angle my penis looks like it goes down half way to my knee. In comparison when I put my elbow to the base of my penis and compare my forearm it goes down about just under half way (because the elbow takes up room at the base).

It doesn't look anything like a lot of these porn pics, where the penises go down their entire thigh. Those guys must be really long or really short.

I'm a little worried about girth but I've got that worst case scenario backup incase things go to shit.

>>38686827

Oh almost forgot: I can get both my hands around my penis and have a little room to spare before my head. It is possible to wank dual-wield, and in case anyone is wondering about what it's like to go two-handed, the answer is no - it's not pleasurable at all, it's cumbersome and doesn't really feel all that good, you haven't got that sliding you normally have with one hand.

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These women are looking to mount a god damn mountain. Expectations are way to high!

>>38686693

I replied to the wrong guy. See:
>>38686827

>>38686655
Bumping this question

>>38678274

ios app 'kegel camp'

>>38686879
That chart is heavily edited my friend.

>>38686886
+ 5 inch

>>38686879

Topkek, anything in the best zone would be torture. Graph confirmed for click bait.

Pretty funny imaging a girl trying to take one.

>>38686886
Average stimulated vagina is 3-4 cm diameter. That's about 3.9-4.9 inches.

6 inches with 4.4-5.5 is good. Girth outside of the range wouldn't necessarily be bad, but perhaps interesting. Remember this is a random virgins guess opinion on a Taiwanese pedophilic clipart forum. If lesbians can make sex work with no penis I'm pretty sure anyone can.

>>38686949
>>38686955
Clearly those that took these surveys never had anything of that size in them and basing it off pornography

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>>38686827
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you actually going to turn up with a toilet roll siliconed to your dick? Are you being 100% serious here my brother?

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>>38686827
Anon pls, elaborate

>>38686996
>>38687067

Well it was only a few days ago when I tried to stuff my penis into a toilet roll and it got stuck about half way down. I realised if I pull the foreskin over the top I could probably pull the toilet roll all the way down to the base, and I know I'd have room left. My idea was that, if my partner wanted a larger penis, I'd take a toilet tube roll, and some rubber silicone material, and wrap the material around the tube, then take a bicycle pump and one of those bike/vehicle tire things that keep the air in and out and place that at the base.

On a day she wants ez mode - no tube
Average size - add tube
Bigger - pump up

I also thought multiple tubes with different patterns, like bumps or ribs for extra pleasure.

I put on a condom, slot this thing over the top before I'm fully hard, then my head expands to prevent it slipping off and the pump metal thing at the base is pointing towards me so she can't feel it.

The only issue is that 1. It probably won't go on if I'm fully hard and 2. I can't get it off until my erection dies, and if the blood is trapped by the device I might be fucked

The point is, it's a backup scenario incase she wants thicker penis.

I'm not concerned about length since i can't see 7.7 not being enough.

I've thought over the dynamics of it and it seems like a pretty solid plan.

>>38687218
I think you're overthinking this, and not just a litle bit, I mean full autismo. Has she ever said she wants it to be bigger, given any indication at all?

Roll your damn hips around a bit and aim for more that just poking her cervix, if it gets stuck in a toilet roll when erect then it should be enough for her, especially at that length. If not then sorry man, your gf has been hardcore blacked and you'll just have to move on

>>38687302

I don't have a gf.
I'm a virgin.
I've never even come close to having a gf.
Never had sex, kissed or held a girls hand.

It was just a thought I had when I half stuffed my cock into a toilet tube.

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>>38687334

I have a circumference of roughly pi inches
My dick literally spans one inch across
What can I do besides killing myself or trapping
Length is fine (6+)

>>38687371

You could try the ol' toilet-tube and silicone trick:
>>38686827
>>38687218

You might need to cut the toilet tube and tighten it somewhat.

>>38687395
What exactly is a toilet tube

>>38687334
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read

>>38681761
That's fine for the first time, second third, doesn't really matter. As you get better you'll learn how to last longer. Just make sure you're doing the old lickeroo before you bust.

>>38682552
same, please kill me

>>38687545
Cialis + test

>>38687583
don't want to become reliant
but yeah viagra fuckin works

>>38686512
are you me?

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my dating profile has 5 messages after one day! virginity will soon be lost!

I have hair growing on the sides of my shaft, it's fucking gross and even if I pluck the hair out it leaves these bumps, like I'm naturally ribbed "for her pleasure"

Is this common, or am I fucked?

>>38677590
Fap
>>38682552
>>38687545
Fap
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
/thread

>>38686661
>tfw penis goes from 1-1.5" to 5.5" when getting aroused
Basically I need to make sure I have a semi going whenever I whip it out or it's embarassing

>>38687970
pretty normal m8

My boyfriend is about 5.5 but kinda thin. I might just be content giving him my comparatively large dick though.

I'm 6 inches or so, uncut. Don't really have any complaints. Occasionally I'll use some cocoa or shea butter as lube, then just leave it on. Keeps the skin nice and soft.

7.1 * 6.1 reporting. Ask me anything.

>>38690031

7.7x4.6 guy from last night here

nice girth dicklet

>>38690042
Nice

Do you find it difficult to measure your dick size? Cause Whenever I measure it I'm at different states of arousal, and so the size varies a bit.

But yeah my girth is a little bit too killer

>>38682976
please respond

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Hey /fit/,
I've got this weird ass rash all over the pubic area of my groin, it's been there for like legit months now.
I've mentioned it at the doctors and he seemed to think it was aight, and I was clean when I got it as well so I doubt it's an STD type thing.
Has anyone gotten anything similar/knows how to get rid of it?
It's fucking with my dick aesthetics.

>>38691114
Don't shave buddy, but trim your shit. I used to get a similar rash when I was gorilla mode and would fuck or wear pants for a long time. You can even use scissors to cut them to like 1cm.

>>38691134
Is it a shave thing? I do shave like every 2 weeks or so fuck.

Is there any other way to tidy it the fuck up besides scissors? Electric razor or hair removal cream or something?

>>38691114
do you shampoo ur pubes or something stupid? i would just moisturize a lot and pray

>>38691145
You can use an electric trimmer yeah. Try to keep the hair to ~1cm in length. I'm surprised the docs didn't suggest this.

>>38691153
I-is that something you're not supposed to do?
I'll like use the shampoo from my hair to give everything a nice clean

>>38691159
Thanks man

>>38678088
Source on grill? Reverse search didnt come up with shit

>>38691169
Don't put extra shit on it like shampoo. Your skin is inflamed - just wait a little while before you start lather, rinse and repeat on your pubes

>>38691114
>red pubic hair

Qt, no homo tho

It's not an std at least, it looks like maybe a yeast infection but that's a really weird place for it to be. If you sweat a lot in your underwear, yeast loves those types of "moist" environments, which is why men don't usually get yeast infections but girls do a lot. Make sure it stays dry down there, change your underwear often. I would also explore the possibility that you're allergic to a product, powder, lotion, you've been using down there that's making the rash. If it is yeast, the next time you go to the doctors, show it to him and he can give you a pill to make it go away.

>>38691206
I'm blonde weirdly enough, pubes are just red.
And yeah I'm definitely thinking it's a shower/shaving thing now.

I'll experiment with a couple of things.
Thanks guys

>>38683310
what did you make your BIB from m8, i basically just use sock material to wrap and a hose clamp with some leather inside, it works great stretch on the inner tissue is amazing but cant use it for long

>>38690116

Yes.

I measure about 7 inches on a normal erection (sometimes it makes me think I'm not that big), but every so often you get those really really god tier erections, at which point I hit 7.7 from base to tip.

Also I was only messing with you m8, my girth is pushing non-pleasurable, I'll need to be careful since I have pencil dick. If 7.7*4.6 isn't pencil-dick then I don't know what is.

My girth changes a little at different states of arousal too, but very minimal.

Length is all over the place depending on the erection, even if I use my make-shift cockring that I made from the lid ring off of a mouthwash bottle. Most of my erections are just the normal 7 inch, but sometimes I get those amazing ones where I hit 7.7.

>>38682558
neither are youre earlobes, yet they can be elongated

>tfw 6'3" with wide frame
>7in dick looks smaller than a 5.5incher on a manlet

>>38691607
You should do kegels so your body can pump more blood into your penis.

I really don't get why people say they vary so massively from erection to erection.

Every single time i measure my dick its the exact same. Like how the fuck is it physically possible to gain an inch or more day to day for no reason.

>>38692033
same boat as you senpai, I always thought I had a small dick till I started having sex

>>38692452

How do I do a kegel then?

I look it up on google and I get shit

is there a /fit/ infographic or a step by step tutorial?

>>38694331
It seems to vary from erection to erection. You can feel when your erection is like a really tight balloon ready to burst

>>38688918
How often/how long?

>>38694610
>It seems to vary from erection to erection. You can feel when your erection is like a really tight balloon ready to burst
Sounds more like flat out lying to me.

>>38694331
Once a man is passed a certain amount of size( length and or girth) age health test levels and how turned on we are drastically impacts our hardness levels.

Part of the reason why chad/jamals/vincent wangs all tend to be super driven and emotional.

>>38694649

You really don't find that your penis at max power is different lengths during different erections?

I've got this bottle of body-gel in the shower. My erection is usually about the length of it, a little shorter/longer it varies, but when I'm in god tier mode I completely flatten the bastard. That's at a 90 degree angle from base to top on top of the penis. Both are at full power. Different days different erection strengths it seems.

Believe what you will, but I've witnessed it myself.

>>38677590
I swear i was just about to start this thread, there has to be a way lads, i have faith in thee

>>38694679
Okay but theres a big difference between getting harder and flat out growing another inch just because.

>>38694680
Unless its a documented real thing i'm still going to just call bullshit, unless you count semi erections as your normal erection strength.

>My dick can never be longer

Fucking sucks, brehs

>>38678088
I do that and try to make dick gains too

Actually using Bathmate has increased my erection hardness
minimal size gain after 2 months but the erection quality is through the roof, that alone was worth it desu

Imma still keep doing PE stuff,
it's not as dangerous as people make it out to be, so why not you know.