How do I become one of those girls that men are insane about?

>>38676872
genetics

you're fucked, dude

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>>38676872
be reborn with good genetics

Watch/play anime games, pick your favorite girl and act like her but don't be over the top.

Guys love anime bitches ; )

>>38676872
You cant if you are a guy past puberty.

>>38676872
Learn how to blow

>>38676872
FACE

FRAME

HEIGHT

>>38676872
Ignore these fuckers.

Now what do we have to work with?

>>38676909
>Guys love anime bitches ; )
>Guys

>>38676872
You dont, just talk to me haha...

Sorry if you're not hot you won't be suddenly when youre skinny.

You can always be really rich.

Get a fat ass. Maybe some fat tits too. Assuming you're not a total dog and are at least mentally stable.

However, if you want the guys with really big dicks, you need some potbelly, too.

>>38676872
over 5 million on your bankaccount

>>38676872
Roids and GOMAD

>>38676872
1. Be in good shape.
2. Be smart.
3. Be rational.
4. Be funny.
5. Be kind.
6. Be faithful.

1 is the easiest and the more common trait. Good luck achieving the rest as a woman.

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>>38676872
Stop giving a fuck and start riding bikes
>if you know wut im saying

>>38677098
>1. Be in good shape.
Decent advice.
>2. Be smart.
>3. Be rational.
>4. Be funny.
>5. Be kind.
>6. Be faithful.
Woman-tier advice.

>>38676872
Act like you think a good mother should. Be very caring towards everyone, show empathy often, but DO NOT become a passive woman who people can walk over. Do not be afraid to be outspoken and go heavy on the sarcasm whenever you're around guys. This personality combined with a body that you obviously take care of and a decent face will win you good men.

Just give girls your attention. That's all they ever need.

>>38676872

Do anal

>>38677136
Are those not traits you want in yourself? Why wouldn't you want those traits in a girl your "insane" about? Being hot is not enough.

>>38676872

If you aren't already, you never will be

>>38677169
smart - what does that even mean? You'll have to clarify what 'smart' means to you first.

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>>38676907
IM SICK OF SEEING BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ON THE INTERNET

>>38677169
Mate are you a serious? Women and men are held to different standards. No one gives a fuck about how "rational" a girl is you fag

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>>38676872
Do this, or a beginner routine based on barbell shit. If you don't wanna do pic related, SS or SL with accessories works. Cardio is important; running or jogging with perfect form is a great ass and leg builder.
>Within 3 weeks you'll feel better, and start to look a little nicer.
>Within 2 months you'll be "oh, she's pretty" (assuming you're a solid 5 right now).
>3-4 months you'll be in clear pretty territory.
>8 months you'll have no issues wearing a bikini or whatever.
>1 year you can dress slutty and it won't look shit
>2 years I'd be surprised if you aren't at least an 8
>3 years you can probably start an insta or some shit

All of that is assuming regular gym sessions plus good dieting. You will slip up though; that's totally fine, but it'll delay your progress a tiny bit.

Ask /fit/ if you need help, but be aware that if you mention being a girl a lot you'll get flak for it. It's usually irrelevant anyway.

uhh very very pretty but with a face thats very feminine and soft looking

then add in a personality thats bubbly and friendly, with a little bit shy and silly, and then you'll essentially get every guy in the world to love you at first interaction.

100%.

>>38677338
Ah fuck. Looks like the replies in this thread are really shit. OP, ask me directly and I'll try to help. But also consider taking up a hobby or something so you aren"t a deadset basic bitch.

>>38676872
Treat him like you treat your boss at work

good makeup is a nice start, but also depends on how you are as a person imo

Be dumb, beautiful, and submissive

>>38676872
>How do I become one of those girls that men are insane about?
Girls like that are just born...they cant be made...your fucked

>>38677426

> dumb

agree with this to an extent

dated a med student who was published before she earnt her MD, earnt a double degree, travelled the world being preceptored in multiple countries and was generally just intelligent & driven as fuck.

enter me average joe

most uncomfortable emasculating relationship ive ever been in, whole thing was schizophrenic and confused, it feels strange entering a relationship knowing from the get go it was destined to fail.

get to a size 6 or size 8, get big fake tits

>>38677455
Im not the guy you replied to but thats a good reason to want a dumb girl
You feel more manly when you can take care of and explain things to her rather than the opposite

I also found a study showing dumb girls have a higher sex drive and an easier time having orgasms than smart girls and thats a huge plus in my book

>>38676909
Lmao if anybody gets their social advice from an anime just letting you know you will fail any social conversation

>>38676973
You totally can change to hot once you go skinny. Just depends on genetics

>>38677349

Basically this.

>>38676872
Sundresses. Be feminine, be attractive, be fun and wear sundresses.

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Just get fit and be a fun person to hang around with. Pretty much all it takes.

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Go full high test.

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Hrt

>>38676909
How about leaving your mom's basement and interact with real people?

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>>38676928
That feel when the wife can't blow
Like how do I even fix this it's not like I have cocksucking tips and tricks

>>38676909
Kys virgin

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>>38677619
>wife
>marrying someone and THEN realizing something bad about her

>>38677669
Shit happens, doesn't really matter when you love someone. Just lame having to pull out, flip her over and hail mary javelin my dick into her mouth every time I wanna nut in it

>>38676909
nuke the weebs

>>38677228
An opinion, that I might add, is not true for me

>>38677619
what were u 2 doin in d 2 yrs before marriage?

>my wife can't blow

either u r ok w/ dis or a fugin idiot who didnt even dare 2 ask 4 it

>>38677815
You can make a game of it.
Blindfold her and tell her what you want. Have her do the same to you. Explore each other all over again.

>>38677920
*tips*

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>>38677920

>>38676872
Cut off your dick for starters

>>38677943
0 for 2
More like she stopped being good at it

>>38677946
I get what you're saying buy why the blindfold?

>>38678083
So she doesn't see you get frustrated and it adds to that control aspect of it all.

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>>38677212
How do you feel when you see them irl?

>>38677161
This

>>38676872
Ass to mouth

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>>38676909
spotted the kissless virgin.

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>>38676872
Whatever you do, DON'T DO THIS >>38676909

>>38678737
>those tits on that body

they look disproportionately large, not a fan. she looks a bit like Jessica Ennis though.

>>38678795
you forgot to tip your fedora, faggot.

>>38678858
mate it's not even that, they just look weird, that's it. she's just really fucking skinny, then has those weird tits way too large for her sports bra, it's just not a good look.

it's like when roiders have disproportionately large traps, or massive biceps but a small chest.

>>38676955
Short 5"1
Pale with brown eyes and hair
Graduate from med school in two years
Terrible profile but at least a 7 from the front
Virgin probably because Lebanese Muslim father
Awkward and shy
No tits
Getting fit
Faithful and mentally stable (no immature games shit)

That's what I have how can I fix it?

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>>38679007
>no tits
>7
Pls stop making threads

>>38679007
get your dad to arrange you a marriage with some rich Saudi prince

live the ez life as a millionaire and never have to work again, instead of having to help old people with bladder control issues for the rest of your career as a doctor

>>38679060
I meant the face, sorry

>>38679007
post pic of face + profile + ass

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>>38679007
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

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>>38679078
>no face
>7

You made me laugh, so I'll bite.
If you get into good shape, men will definitely come to you. Don't put out for a while when dating, so you know the guy is serious. Get married to someone you love and don't get fat or withhold see.

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>>38678795
what a fucking faggot

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>>38679007
>5"1
>brown eyes
>shitskin father
>No tits

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>>38676907

>People actually get to be born with the ability to have bodies like this.

>>38679154
literally fight me irl

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>>38679147
Am I deluded?

>>38679007
Do you mean you have a big nose? I generally like big noses, Mediterranean, Jew, Arab and Indian girls are cute

>>38679272
If this is you, you're hot as fuck OP. Half-arabs are the hottest chicks around. Keep lifting, don't get fat like most arab girls aged 25+ do, and you'll be stopping traffic.

>>38679272
You're okay. I have no idea why you're being so insecure.

>>38679272

This has to be bait. You are like a 8/10

you have to be hot and use a ton of makeup whenever you leave the house

>>38679272
Need rear-glute-spread to judge properly

>>38679438
We live in a world where men are so desperate they set their standard so low this grill becomes an 8/10. Fucking pathetic.

>>38679272
>this
>an 8
goddamn 4chan thirsty beta orbiting fucks she is a 5 at best because she isn't fat.

This could possibly be biased so don't feel bad. I'm quite racist and I rarely find non-whites attractive

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You shouldn't really be asking 4chan, you will attract only losers and weirdos if you follow this peoples advice

>>38679508
Thet feel when no weirdo bf

>>38679272
There's no way that's actually you
In the 0.000001% chance it is, you're attractive enough that as long as you're an even remotely nice and confident person, you will have no trouble finding a husbando
I'm jealous 2bh

>>38679546
post pics

I got u bby

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>>38679272
Yes.

>>38679488

Are you 4 real man?, she is ok and also she will be medic, she is not the very top but man... you have to aknowledge it...

>>38679502
I-I'm a 5? A 5? Why there's nothing really wrong with my face... Just generic, could be worse

>>38679801
>Just generic
How is that not a 5, average?

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>>38679833
Five isn't average, five is ugly

FEDZ LOCKED OFF DA RAVE..BARE PESISTENT

JHEEEEEEZZZ

>>38676909

Replying to high tier bait

>>38679272
If that's you I don't know what to say. Unless the picture is very deceptive you should already "have made it" for women's standards. Unless you are extremely hostile towards every male who ever talked to you, I don't see a reason why you shouldn't have more then enough options and even good ones among them too.

>>38677207
wow fucking moron

>>38677466
>size 6 or size 8

That's pretty chubby for the average woman with a height of 5'3.
I'm 5'4 and I went up to an 8 Last year because of health and other bullshit. Looks bad man. Finally down to a 6, running every day to get back down to a 4.
It depends on the frame. I have a nice figure but my family is naturally quite athletic, and I personally look better slightly fit.

>>38679860
>implying no tits
You're trolling so hard.

>>38677473
Men who like dumb women are almost always insecure dolts.
Who the fuck wants to be with someone who isn't on your level? Are you so devoid of confidence you need to have the upper hand on your partner, or are you just stupid? Both perhaps?

>>38679801
yes.

Beauty is subjective. In my humble opinion, you are a 5. >>38679860 you are way cuter in this pic though, so I'd easily bump you to a 6. Do you have any that aren't blurry?

Don't really know what to tell you, you just don't do it for me. I'm sure you'll make some beta provider real happy someday. In the meantime, please stop fishing for compliments on my board, thanks

>>38679963
>Are you so devoid of confidence you need to have the upper hand on your partner
it has nothing to do with confidence, FYI

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>>38679967

>yes.

Beauty is subjective. In my humble opinion, you are a 5. >>38679860 you are way cuter in this pic though, so I'd easily bump you to a 6. Do you have any that aren't blurry?

Don't really know what to tell you, you just don't do it for me. I'm sure you'll make some beta provider real happy someday. In the meantime, please stop fishing for compliments on my board, thanks

>>38679963
>you need to have the upper hand on your partner
Yes, that's why I'm the man.

>>38679967
>my board
Fuck outta here

>>38676909
I'm going to start (You)sing this one

>>38679978
Yes, it does. You could just be mentally ill and like that kind of control, have antisocial personality disorder or be a sadist, but it doesn't make it okay or healthy. It speaks to one's lack of character when they prefer their SO to be beneath them.

>>38679438
no way dude, we can talk about 6 or maybe 7 but no way she is an 8.

>>38679984
>I'm the man

Kek. Sorry about that brain washing you got.

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>>38680013
this

>>38680010
newsflash - in 100% of relationships there is someone above and someone beneath the other. An absolutely even relationship does not exist.

>>38679979
pic related is me, I'm in no way a fedora wearing neckbeard. I just have standards

>>38679906
I know I'm not ugly but I'm not like the girl on the op

I want to be the female Chad
Should I get a boob job

>>38680080
>the female Chad
Stacy

>>38679963
yeah and women who want a man way above their level are almost always narcissistic stacies who think they are special.

it's the way the world works and both genders do it, a lot of women expect their man to be smarter and more successfull than them. Ofcourse that leads to men not persuing successfull females because they assume they dont want them anyway since they are at most equal to them.

I agree with you the only relationship I want is someone around my level, slightly above or below is fine either way. But like I said there are a lot of idiots on both sides of the coin and that leads to a lot of misunderstandings.

>>38680080
Be careful with that because you could end up with some misshapen breasts that look bad even with clothes on. You will attract more attention with fake boobs though so if that's what you want then go for it.

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>>38676872

GIRL?!

>>38680080
I really hope you're just some bored dude trolling because this is ridiculous but I'll be honest. If it's well done and looks sorta natural (tear shaped implants, beneath the muscle with minimal cutting by a good doc) you could achieve a higher level BUT only for certain people. Personally I like big breast a lot, even if they're fake, but other people are pretty turned off by it or only like big breast if they're natural. What you should focus on is perfecting your make-up skills and but in some work in the gym. Less expensive and it's all reversible if you don't like what you see in the mirror and realize you just want to be yourself.

>>38680080
being a "female Chad" as you say is not as easy. if you want to be a girl that everyone wants to fuck it is rather easy get a great body and show it off. If you want to be a girl that men want to marry there is nothing you can do because it's all about the face and genetics.

>>38679860
You should lose some weight. An athletic look might be good for you but right now you are too soft all around to be considered hot.

You're not ugly though so don't chop yourself up or anything. Fake boobs to go up 2 cup sizes will definitely make you sexier. Plastic surgery is looked down upon as low class in western culture so make sure you don't give a fuck.

How are your teeth? I notice you don't smile with teeth so maybe this is something you can also fix.

>>38679860
>>38679272

... Lara?

>>38680179
I don't think that's correct. You're being fed trash information by the media and status quo. People want someone they can honestly connect with. The relationships you're talking about are sought out by people who are opportunistic sociopaths - be it the gorgeous woman looking for a sugar daddy or the inept man looking for stability.
These people are outliers and they don't represent what normal, rational, well adjusted people want in their partners.

>>38680300
...Billy?

>>38680079
I'm not saying that. I'm saying it's shitty to seek out someone who is an idiot for the express purpose of control.

>>38680425
>These people are outliers
oh, honey....

>>38680080
A boob job is going to insult and offend at least 1/3 men so I would say no especially since your rack is already fine.

>>38680453
They really are. People want love and companionship. Not everyone is a parasite, I'd venture to say most people aren't. I understand people want good things but that's not the primary reason for being with someone.
I'm a really cynical person and I believe this to be true. Which leads me to believe you're the biggest cynic this side of the Mississippi, you're gullible, you have little to no experience with people, or you're the kind of "outlier" I'm talking about.

>>38678035

I seriously want there to be a movie where some cringey autism kid actually does this and it's super badass.

>>38680484
I don't understand why people get angry about boob jobs/cosmetic surgery. Sure I can understand if you don't like big boobs but the anger seems so out of place. If someone wants to change their appearance they have a right to whether it's tatoos, fitness, surgery, piercings, or makeup. It's stupid to get angry about how other people want to look.

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>>38679154
>>38678737
>plastic surgery
nose and tits job, mofo

>>38679967
>>38679979
kekeke

>>38680492
>Which leads me to believe you're the biggest cynic this side of the Mississippi, you're gullible, you have little to no experience with people, or you're the kind of "outlier" I'm talking about.

A lot of assumptions there especially since I said in my post that I dont feel like that myself and want/have only been with women on my level.

Doesnt change the fact that quite a lot of guys would rather have a girl below their level (concerning career and intelligence) than above their level. If you dont think that is true you are delusional.

>>38676909
;-)

>>38680588
>you are delusional.
this

anon was actually replying to me, but this guy wrote exactly what I wanted to say. You are clearly delusional if you think the majority of people are seeking an even playing field.

>>38680300
Tim?

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>>38678737
Pretty much this. I couldn't get a beautiful girl if I tried, I wouldn't know what to do with one if I got it, and I'm trying to force contentment with living without them

>>38680032
t. cuck

Be thin and pretty with a nice ass

>>38680588
I'm not saying that those people don't exist - I'm saying they're shit tier people. It all stems from this bullshit ultra macho image men are led to believe they need to possess; and those men are weak ass mofos. If one can be driven to believe their worth is dictated by this cookie cutter image and do all they can to emulate it, they're not worth much. No character, boring, and probably perpetually angry because whatever identity they could have had has been stifled by this manipulation.
Same shit can be said for women, and I honestly think we have it harder. More pressure to fit into the mold created by our trash society, not to mention years of oppression.

>>38680602
Regarding the even playing field, I was speaking on well adjusted individuals. I understand people 30 and under don't really have that mentality yet, but some of us do, and when you get older you realize true compaionship is worth more than any phony ass relationship is that lies on the foundation of whatever batshit standards these mental midgets possess.
I suppose your view point is also largely influenced by the company you keep. In which case, sorry about your shitty friends.

>>38676872
in the current sexual market:
have a natural vagina

thanks feminism

>>38679488
>My standards determine what everyone else finds attractive
Why?

>>38680758
>feminism
None of you people have any idea what feminism is, do you?

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>>38680741
>implying
>tfw I'm 31

whatever faggot. You are delusional. Let me guess - you are voting Hillary?

Relationships are ALL about dominance and submission. You have some learning to do, young one

>>38679860
Technically true.

5/10 would be below the mean of 5.5 as this is below average its ugly.

>>38680758
this is in no way a recent development you re

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>>38680838
Like most sane individuals, yes.
Relationships are based on dominance and submission when the people are too stupid, too insecure, and lacking in any decent character to be with someone in the only way one should, which is for the reason of love and companionship.
You should try it some time.
>young one
I'm 27. Not much younger than you. I think you're the one who needs to learn a thing or two. Like how not to be exploitative in romance, and to leave if your partner does the same to you.

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>>38680902
>Let me guess - you are voting Hillary?
>yes
>pic related

>>38680838
the vast majority really aren't, you've been reading too much bdsm fiction haven't you

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>>38680974
What a thoughtful, clever retort.
What's for dinner tonight, tendies?

>>38680669
You sound like a 12 year old, desu. This is an extremely naive and inexperienced view. No relationship is never equal and the dynamic is important. The reality is women want to marry up, so if you're not clearly superior in your job then the relationship is unstable. Numerous studies support that the relationships where the female earns more are much more prone to divorce. I don't want to be a divorced father.

>>38681002
Have you not been reading any of my posts?

My wife will be making me chicken enchiladas while I'm at the gym, and I'll be eating them while I watch Monday Night Football and she does the dishes.

If you guys stepped out of your leftist SJW bubble you'd realize that there are still people trying to make the world great again.

>>38680902
>Calls normal relationships exploitative

Confirmed for underage. Mods please ban this child.

>>38680531
confirmed faggot

>>38680226
I want to be the girl men want to marry not settle for

>>38679272
Yeah, you're more like a 6. Less without the makeup.

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>>38681093
>No relationship is never equal
Congrats on your double negative, pal.

Relationships aren't equal, they're different. Like how people are different. Relationships are also fluid. People go through different things in their lifetimes unless they're content in stagnation, and even then shit changes that's behind your control.
>numerous studies report blah blah blah
This is a by-product of the shit mentality held for ages regarding gender roles. It is a recent thing that women can go out and get educated, get a decent job, be self sufficient. The based among us are still grappling with that reality. It's easier to cling to convention, I suppose. Maybe you should change your attitude and you'll find it's all bullshit, too. I think you'll be happier for it.

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>>38681100
Oh? Where is this all taking place, Fantasy Island?
0/10 try harder

>>38681167
Post tens

>>38681185
how many times have you been cucked?

srs question

please also post your body, I have a theory that left wing sjw faggots are all skinnyfat nu-males

failure to post the photo proves my point

>>38681118
Mods please teach this poor inidividual proper reading comprehension.

>>38676872
Act available and pretend not to be crazy

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>>38681204
these are my kids with my dad and I

in case you don't come here often, I am a married tripfag with kids, and I don't lie about shit

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>>38681212
Jokes on you cunt, am female.

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>>38681236
>am female

>>38679272
Run of the mill, generic. You're a typical club slut.

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>>38681230
>posts pics of children on 4chan
>in case you don't come here often
K

>>38681259
I have never been to a club

>>38676909

This except the anime part. Just play normal video games and guys will love you for it.

Don't fake it, otherwise they'll pick up on your "gaemur gurl" thing. Actually git gud and practise enough to destroy him.

>>38681230
You have to remember man, you're talking to a bunch of retarded 20 year old kids. Most of so consumed with the stupid bullshit they see on the internet that they don't realize it's not the same out there in the real world.

I can't believe I read through this whole thread. I feel like these two posters have made me dumber than I ever thought was possible. A bleach cocktail might be the only proper response to this garbage.

>>38681274
Well you sure look the part. If you want to be a female chad and bask in male attention get your dime a dozen ass down to the club. All the men will pretend to be interested in the words coming out of your mouth.

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>>38681251
How convenient.
The go to defense mechanism for brain dead males when confronted with an argument created by a woman who is so obviously your intellectual superior. I know your type. You people are a dime a dozen.

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>>38681289
Hope you enjoyed the show :^)

>>38681300
No
I want to be the ultimate wife, not the slut

>>38681274
You need to lose weight. You would look much better if you were thinner. Don't go full skeleton but try to work out more and eat less and your face and body will look much better.

>>38681212
>how many times have you been cucked

how is wanting an equal relationship being 'cucked'?

>>38679860
Need you to take out tits and blow me for a good answer
Also post legs and ass

>>38681366
While we're at it, what makes a good bj? What am I supposed to do

>>38681119
>if you don't like fake tits you're a faggot
k

>>38677619
Learn how to suck a mean dick and teach her

>>38681356
because relationships are never 'equal'

an woman 'equal' to you will leave you for someone superior to you because that is human nature.

women marry up men marry down

it's not fucking complicated

>>38681377
Just tell him you've never sucked a dick before and ask him what he likes.

Every sex act requires rhythm so do rhythmic strokes/sucks rather than jackhammer. The inner thighs, testicles, lower back, and ass (hole and cheeks) are erogenous zones so mixing in some erotic rubbing while sucking might be enjoyable. You can also just grab the base of his cock while you suck as much of the top half.

>>38681300
This. The 'female' in this thread is the most basic, run of the mill instagram whore out there. She's literally the poster child for having 1000 followers and thinking your something special.

All you have to do is post a thirst trap picture on instagram everyday, go to the club on the weekend, and all the chad's for miles around will pretend like you're special and buy you some shit IF and ONLY if you let them fuck you within a week of meeting. Your pussy will end up looking like an old bikers worn leather cut, but it'll worth it when you get bumped up to 2k insta followers and get a couple Mary Kay purses bought for you.

Enjoy the EZ life.

>>38681377
If you're op, let me grab you by the braid and fuck your mouth. Relax your throat but don't be afraid to gag a bit, it's hot having a submissive bitch like that. Play with my balls and run your tongue along the shaft.

>>38681427
Are you justifying the fact that you married a shitty woman?

>>38679448
ahahaha

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>>38681437
Jealous, hate filled uggo confirmed.

>>38676909
*tips fedora*

>>38681525
Please evaluate.

So did you women learn anything from this thread or are you just as retarded as the rest of us?

>>38681212
Tbf Hilary's only been cucked once

>>38681644
I learned about bjs and that I'm a five

>>38679007
>Short 5"1
Nothing you can do about it.
>Pale with brown eyes and hair
Get tan, brown eyes and hair are not negatives. Can't change your eye color anyway. Ypou have big exotic eyes which is a plus.
>Graduate from med school in two years
Good for you
>Terrible profile but at least a 7 from the front
Getting fit might help to give you more of a feminine curviness
>Virgin probably because Lebanese Muslim father
As long as you aren't obnoxious about it no sane person really gives a shit. Be open to learning about sex.
>Awkward and shy
How? This is pretty annoying, only hopeless romantics (aka losers) really like this. It's annoying when people struggle to communicate. Try being more assertive, you seem like a successful well rounded person so you should be proud of yourself.
>No tits
Nothing wrong with implants. This will help your profile too, a tight fit butt and big boobs looks sexy.
>Getting fit
Not a plus until you are fit.
>Faithful and mentally stable (no immature games shit)
Mentally stable is good but the awkwardness is actually immature.


You're not ugly but I wouldn't call you sexy. You should also work on your makeup/jewelry but it's hard for me to give advice on that. You can look up tumblrs and instagrams for tutorials, also Youtube.

>>38681402
well, yeah

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>>38681208

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>>38681874
So cute https://www.instagram.com/p/BGeSgVMHAfd/

>>38680079
>that pussy chest
>no legs

Manlet faggot. kek.

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>>38681892
Perfect, really.

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>>38681932
Kinda similar looking

>>38676872
I can't get over that awful sweater.

It looks like you were once mammoth then lost a ton of weight but kept all your old clothes and now your shoulders keep slipping out of your neck hole.

Buy a new sweater.

>>38681932
>not fit
>perfect
Pick one

>>38681100
Officially jelly. Gonna have my roommate grab some tacos and beer for the game. That nigga day1and will head into Valhalla with me..no homo

>>38681162
Once you get the degree you'll go up 2 levels not even fucking joking.

>>38676909
I'm surprised you didn't spell it "bitchez"
Christ, man.

>>38677349
>then add in a personality thats bubbly and friendly, with a little bit shy and silly, and then you'll essentially get every guy in the world to love you at first interaction.
Can confirm. Am gril like this and never had a problem getting a guy to like me.

Bf proposed last month

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>>38682089
I pick perfect, you retard.

>>38682089
>fucking up a basic meme this badly