Rate my snack, it has supreme macros

>>38676219
Is that chewed up blue paper?

4.6/10 too much carbs

>>38676219
Blue waffle?

>>38676227
it's pulled chicken

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mmmm gotta love kool aid marinated chicken breast. just made myself a fresh batch

>>38676219
What is that? Toothpaste?

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If only I had figured out sooner that chicken didn't have to be so flavorless!

pic related, a batch I made the other day.

Orange: orange (self explanatory)
Blue: blue raspberry
Red: cherry

>>38676445
What in the fuck. This looks surprisingly good.

>>38676219
YUCK FUCK YUCK X10

>>38676219
>inb4 pretty patties

no dude food is not supposed to be that color stop that

>not eating green eggs and ham
>making it

pick one noobface

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I'm always surprised to find out people on here actually fell for the plain chicken breast meme when there's so many easy flavorings out there.

Pic related, my famous hot cheeto crusted chicken breast that I always make for my family.

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W H A T
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>>38676499
How is it famous when nobody knows this disgusting shit exist

>>38676499
that looks amazing. i eat plain chicken breast bc i dont want to add calories to it bc im cutting, ill usually throw some siracha on it or something though.

>>38676219
isn't that just food dyed eggs? something?

>>38676445
So you marinate the chicken in powerade and they pop them in the oven?

>>38676499
OK this one looks good. The other shit looks awful though.

>>38676219
Mfw, ice cream and honey on bread o.o

>>38676556
its literally in your fucking head, its as gross as any of the other shit but because there is no such thing a blue food you only like the bright red one

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>>38676534

Pretty much. Use olive oil or something similar to make the koolaid stick to the chicken, similar to a dry rub. Then pop them in the oven as you would normally, and you're good to go!

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>>38676219
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>>38676609
what the fuck is going on here

>>38676625
What are you confused about?

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>>38676219

DUDE, BLUNA SANDWICHES ARE THE SHIT!!!

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>>38676219
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>>38676609

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Here's one I came up with for all you peanut butter lovers:

Peanut butter and jelly chicken wings. Great for getting some healthy fats and a little bit of natural sugar to diversify your macronutrient palette.

>>38676631
Why are you wasting chicken matey?

>>38676609
what the fuck is this op, it is literally going to slip out of your mouth. this looks like a fucking breath mint

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>>38676666

TLDR but nice devil quads

>>38676648
My stool kinda looks like that when I go heavy on beans

>>38676666
It's delicious chicken

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>>38676656

It's not wasting chicken if it makes it more enjoyable!

Pic related, some chocolate braised chicken wings I like to cook up for when I get a sweet tooth but don't want to stray too far from my diet.

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>>38676534
>>38676609

I forgot to mention, powerade works just as well as a marinade.

Pic related.

are there any cum flavored/marinated chicken breasts yet?

THIS CAN'T BE REAL

>>38676713
this one doesn't seem too crazy, kind of reminds me of mole

>>38676771
Kek 10/10 bait

>>38676830
I can assure you it's not bait. The pulled chicken was made with a similar recipe

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

>>38676219
thousands of years of evoloution

just for this thread to exist

fuck it im going to start a genocide

I get the concept. You marinate the chicken in shit with a ton of food dye already in it.

Noting about that sounds healthy as an everyday meal.

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I just started another batch tonight and got so carried away in this thread I forgot to take it out of the oven right away!

Pic related, it's a little over cooked, but still delicious. It's like a crunchy candy coating around the savory chicken flavor we all know and enjoy.

>>38676219
this thread is the reason why there should be a food police.

why even.

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>>38676219
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>>38676891

I wasnt ready for this thread literally what the fuck

>>38676891
i like how the bait is becoming more and more obvious.

>>38676771
why the fuc k is it in a barn

>>38676920
I'm finishing up this batch I dunno what you're talking about

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>>38676219
Someone screencap and archive this thread. Shits fucking weird.

>>38676924
That thread was straight up Reddit tier


You idiots are only pretending to have fun

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>>38676922

>2016
>not living on a farm

I literally have an endless supply of grass fed animal protein at your disposal. Not to mention, I grew up doing manual labor nearly every single day, giving myself a strong AND functional body.

Now that I'm older and stronger, I take the truck into town in the evenings to work out and the local gym. I can't think of any glaring downside to the life I live.

>>38676219
Thought you were eating play dough sandwich

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>>38676415
I see where this is going...

>>38676972
Found the kingdom heartlet

>>38676219
>not green ham and eggs
Not gonna make it.

>>38676984
>nobody asking why anyone would live in a farm

BUT WHY IS IT IN A BARN.

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>This thread
I don't feel so good

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include me in the screencap

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I actually think this is cool OP ... does it actually taste like the flavor of the color? Cuz the kool aid powder needs sugar when making the drink

>>38677100
It was like biting into a piece of nostalgiac heaven

It really doesn't seem that bad.

Seems like it would be like a cheap marinade

>>38676972
Hello kingdom heartlet. Please post closeup of shoes.

>>38676891
This is exactly what I thought would happen the sugar would caramelize over the chicken giving it a burned look and the innards of the chicken would be raw.

>>38676922
>>38677073
flyovers are fucking weird

>>38677141
making your own marinades isn't THAT expensive and will probably taste a shit load better than power aid, although who am I to judge really.

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>>38676219
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>>38676891
What the actual fuck

>>38676891
Is this real anon? I'm having trouble believing any of this but I really want it to be real, where did you possibly get the idea for this?

And never let the blacks find out, you'll put KFC out of business.

>>38677196
This was invented in prison of course blacks know about it.

>>38677218
How is there not a downtown diner style restaurant chain for this then? Are there any decent recipes online I can try?

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>>38676219
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>>38676891

what. the. fuckin. hell.

destroying completely edible food by making them disgusting
>while heading towards the postapocalyptic world where you have to eat your enemies just to maintain gains

you ppl deserve to die without offspring

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Gonna give me nightmares

>>38676219
absolutely disgusting

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Thanks for the abs and sides workout OP, throughouly enjoyed it.

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>>38676219

These are just /ck/ memes you morons. Like the ice cream sundae ramen.

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>>38676891
>>38676415

Sorry to burst your bubble /fit/ but OP is just posting random pics from google.

http://nowaygirl.com/food/kool-aid-baked-chicken-wings-3-photos/

>>38676415
What the fuck is this lol

>>38677363
Party pooper

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>this whole thread

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/ck/ must be stopped

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Cu/ck/s GTFO

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>>38676219
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