You're not that big... *sluuuurp*

Yeah I am...
*ziiiiiiip*

For you

>>38670497
Im still flaccid so ofc its not that big and frankly, i blame you for that

>>38670497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqo8ejsvfoc&feature=youtu.be

y-you too!

"You kale smoothie isn't going to save you from your rampant STD's"

How long until she posts more (legal) nudes?

You have beautiful eyes. We should get to know each other over a coffee sometime.

>>38670497
Neither are your tits.

>>38670497
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>38670497
Those DSLs

>>38670602
Injections.

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W-well, I've chosen to focus on building an aesthetically pleasing body not the biggest. This is my choice so p-please don't be rude about it...

>>38670643
>small
>astethic
Pick one.

Who is she again?

>>38671014
McKayla Maroney

>>38671032
No she's not

>>38671077
Yes, she is.

m-my wilks is good

>>38671014
some whore
ignore them, proceed with gainz

>>38671137
No, she´s not

>>38671186
She is.

>>38670497
You're not that hot.

*takes sip from cup of coffee*

Four hours later I'm giving her some daddy dick against the wall. Bitch is a cuntlet and can't last 10 minutes and despite having great tits and perfect DSLs and the kind of face I want to stare at while draining my balls she can't give head to save her life. .

>>38671319
Who talks like that?

>>38670497
>*sluuuurp*

You fools, THIS IS "THE TEST"

If you don't insult/degrade her in some way, you will lose.

>>38670497
Is that sexual harassment when you just said that to me?

>>38671186
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=McKayla+Maroney+Green+Smoothie

>>38670497
who are u?

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>>38670497
>sluurp sluurp sluuuurp

>>38670562
this copy paste is boring as shit.

>>38671217
No she's not.

>>38671378
>Well clearly your tits are larger than your brain

>>38671619
Oh, but she is.

>>38670497
You're not that tall either...check

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>>38671560
>carp blowjob in romania

>>38670516
Kek

>>38671665
Fucking subhuman gypsies

>>38671355
I do.
*takes another sip*

>>38670497
Fight me! *tearing up*

>>38670521
Stop posting your stupid ass video in every thread. You're not funny, you'll never be funny, just go kill yourself already.

Can I lick your teeth?

>>38672203

that would be extremely painful

>>38670497
doesn't matter, had sex

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>>38670497
I am now
*zzzzzip*

>>38670506
Best

>>38672121
Waaaaaaah did the babby poop his diaper wahhhhh

>>38670497
Well, I can't get muscle implants the way you can get breast implants.

For you.

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>>38670497
I would do some wacky things for a pair of her used underwear

>>38672037
nothing personal kid
*teleports behind you*

>>38670497
i love the spoiled bimbo look

damn