fuark lads mirin

And again, a juiced guy with tribal tattoos, how original.

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>>38665047
dyel human detected

>>38665047
You win the thread

>>38665061
ALPHA

>>38665061
This is why we had spears once.

>>38665082
poo in loo hasn't evolved that much and still throws sticks

>>38665096
oh nvm it looks like a metal rod or something

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>>38665061
Wonder why it didn't go back for more.

>>38665066
ecks dee XDdddd

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>>38665030
SOMEONE LEFT IT BEHIND

Most alpha animal in my opinion. Those arms are strong enough to allow it to climb trees. Imagine the grip strength they need to do something like that considering their weight

>>38665047
lol

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>>38665526
Gorillas are probably stronger

I don't know why no nation has shaved one and trained it to lift yet. There's probably a few that could get away with it

>>38665030
They are very beautiful. I love big cats.

>>38665635
nah mate, the tiger in op's pic would totally kill the gorilla in your pic. Tigers got claws, big sharp teeth and they can follow the gorillas up the trees they would climb to escape the slaughter. Gorilla's lucky the tigers don't got throwing stars.

>>38665061
full vid pls

>>38665722
Cats are gay. Dogs>cats.

>>38665759
Tiger might get a bite in and cripple the gorrila a bit but the gorrila can just rip off a ear. Besides dont underestimate the teeth and jaw of a gorilla, theyre pretty strong too. It would be a real bloodbath if you pit an agressive pair of these two in a dome though. If there's obstacles, the gorilla wins for sure.

>>38665776
fore sure, tigers are pretty neat though

>>38665047
fpbp

>>38665167
4 stripes c'mon

>>38665061
How the fuck did we ever survive africa.

>>38665776
Find me a dog that can fight a tiger

>>38665799
The pussies that couldn't handle it ran away to Europe and became Swedes.

>>38665061
Hey, I never saw that extra frame before.

Good to know the tiger actually hit pajeet

>>38665759
fucking leopards eat gorillas. Leslie has no option against a tiger

>>38665769
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tiger+attacks+man+on+elephant

>>38665815
fite me, there is a reason all innovations come from the northern hemisphere.

Européans and north east asians are bred to be more creative as we had to be in order to survive the cold.

>>38665635
MY DICK JUST CAME OUT FOR YOU HARAMBEE

>>38665759
you're seriously deluded if you think a gorilla could ever take a tiger.

a gorilla has absolutely no technique and can only rely on flinging things around, but that shit wouldn't work on a tiger

people always seem to imagine that gorillas would just fight like a super-strength human would.

>>38665915
> the tiger in op's pic would totally kill the gorilla in your pic

>>38665061
That's some age of empires shit mang

>>38665799
because we only roamed in groups. if you tried to go out and hunt by yourself you would get BTFO by an alpha lion

>>38665799
Teamwork

>>38665915
>>38665759
>>38665635
>>38665526
This is the cutest fight

>tfw no f/fit/ autist bf

>>38665815
lol

>>38665915
The Bili ape is much weaker than a gorilla and they are known for killing lions. A gorilla would have no problems killing a lion or tiger. Gorillas nest on the ground for a reason. They're not scared of any predators.

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>>38665799
>tfw to intellectual too be a caveman

>>38665061
Is that a fucking fire poker?

>>38665030
routine?

>>38666559
t.gorilla

>>38665066
Lol, how do I give gold?

Would it be legal to put a gorilla and tiger in the same cage?

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Alright lads, let's get this shit started.

> full size male vs full size male
>neutral terrain (doesn't play to either's advantages)

Who wins?

>>38666712
The gorilla

>>38665915

Dude, Gorillas can snap bones like twigs.

The tiger has his teeth and claws, but they don't kill fast enough. If the gorilla can get close he would literally break the tiger in 2. If the tiger gets a good pounce and gets something vital or full mounts gorilla sure.. Otherwise the gorilla is going to pound the tiger to death with strength that could rip off delimb

>>38666583

No it's what they stab the elephant behind the ears with to control it, srs

>>38666712
Tiger, they're the largest cats in the world. Lions rely more on group tactics then raw individual power.

btw lions >> tigers in 1v1, there are vids on yt but basically male lions only function in life is fucking other lions up and tigers have to do everything on their own since theyre solitary

>>38666728
BOY POINT TO THE GORILLA IN THAT PIC

>>38666712
Tiger. It's the biggest and the strongest feline

>>38666763
>Tiger, they're the largest cats in the world.

false the liger is the biggest feline

>>38666779
Nigga you know a silverback could take on both, that shit going on worldstar

>>38666712

Lion.

The Lion is the ultimate alpha predator. Does nothing all day and lets his women do all the work, but when it counts he blows the fuck out of anyone that comes close.

My spirit animal desu.

>>38666712
A Liger hybrid fucks them both up.

>>38666803
>Does nothing all day and lets his women do all the work
>My spirit animal desu


So you watch anime all day and make mummy cook your tendies?

>>38666674
All the upboats

>>38665776
I've heard that big cats like lions, tigers, jaguars, etc are more comparable to dogs than cats behavior wise when theyre keot as domesric pets. Could have been a load of bullshit though

>>38666821
That's like saying a retard can fuck up a fighter.

>>38666909
I'm no expert but I don't think so. I go see lions every year and I can communicate with them the same way I can with my house cat

>>38666803
Tigers are bigger and stronger though, and actually hunt instead of lazing around.

>>38666931
Ligers grow bigger than lions and tigers

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A silverback would btfo anything but a grizzly bear or elephant

>>38666909
>>38666932
They're just less aggressive than cats because of their size. Like big dogs, they are aware of the damage they can cause, so they won't be scratching or biting you unless they feel endangered or provoked.

>>38666946
Yeah, and mules are more sturdy and powerful than a donkey but it's still a retarded cross breed.

>>38666948
Looks pretty slow. I'm confident a tiger could beat one of those

>>38666909
Cats all run the same operating system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J11uu8L8FTY

Lions are the perfect blend of aesthetics, strength and size, and alpha behavior.

Such a shame that no lions ever looks like they lift legs though. Muh upper body

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>>38666976
>le speed beats power meem
>*jumps behind you*
>heh nothing personnel Harambe
>*extends claws*

>>38665799
>retards still think humans originated from africa

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>>38666976

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Dire Wolf vs Tiger

GO

>tfw got a lion tattoo on my shoulder for them big cat strength gains
>Not working yet

Damn I think I need to inject some vitamin S desu

>>38667022
Do you scream "SIMBA" every rep?

>>38667022
S for Semen

>>38667013
Tigers are the strongest feline. It's also armed with claws that can dig through wood and some massive canine. The gorilla is basically fighting with his fist. Dumb picture and dumb comparison

>>38667055
One hit from the gorilla would kill the tiger
The gorilla is just to big for a gay little cat

>>38666968
Mules are not retarded, they have better spatial cognition than horses.

>>38665799
ENDURANCE

WE
WUZ
CARDIO

>>38667065
I don't know enough about gorillas to confirm or deny if it could survive a hit. These arguments are pretty dumb anyways since a tiger would never charge a gorilla head on. It would use its stealth to get it from behind

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>50 tonnes of raw power
>biggest teeth in the animal kingdom
>biggest brain in the animal kingdom
>loudest voice in the animal kingdom
>no neck or limp to aim for
>eats motherfucking giant squids
>dives 3 km deep and doesn't give two fucks

A sperm whale would annihilate any sea lion or seamonkey out there

>>38667068
This might be my favorite post ever

>>38667095
>terribly designed animal who can't even leave water without dying

>>38667095
what about a sea bear?

>>38667095
lel Auschwitz mode arms

>>38667095
What about made-up creatures like seahorses?

>>38667095
Gorilla would fuck this goof up too

>>38667065
No way, I'm thinking the gorilla would need to grab hold to take the tiger. Not gonna be able to gigaton punch a tiger into submission.

>>38667090
Then how do you explain the tiger charging this elephant and rider head on
>>38665061

>>38665635
>muh gorillas guys!
Nigger detected.

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What's up

>>38667156
hungry

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>all these nattys thinking they are big

>>38667115
>it can only roam 70% of earth
>unlike tigers who can saty within some 5% of earth
>>38667122
Spongebob creatures need not apply
>>38667123
one armwrestled the shit out of and sunk Essex, a motherfucking 238 ton ship. That would be like an 80 kg man wrecking a 370 kg piece of muscles.
>>38667126
also spongebob creatures.

>>38666572
>"to" and "too" swapped in sentence location.

Nice try, Ook. Go beat some sticks together.

>>38667183
Is hunter by humans.
Yeah your pathetic whale fuck gets raped by humans on the daily.

Next.

post more animal fight gifs

>>38667200
so are tigers, elephants, bears, gorillas, lions and every other animal on earth.

Even then sperm whales fight back the best without dying like little bitches, unlike the other animals. You can't tame the white whale, nigga.

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The most alpha animal on eart is the human, get over it faggots

>>38665061
did he taste like curry?

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>>38666712
the human race

>>38667188
Your not to bright are you?

>>38665635
Yeah, but some dyel faggot from fit would just critique his form and bitch about how he doesn't retract his scapula or his low vs high bar squats.

>>38665635
Tiger:
>3.9 metres long
>310kg

Gorilla
>5' dunce of manlets
>5 160kg max

Yeah bro I'm sure a gorilla is super strong compared to something literally twice its size

>>38666712
Romans used to pit Lions against Tigers in Colosseums all the time and tigers won almost everytime so there's that

>>38667403
Why are lion's know as the king of the jungle even though they don't live in the jungle.

>>38667397
yeah gorillas are even 230kgs but still

vegeterian pussies vs 1.5x their size predators fed only on that test rising free range beef, gl

>>38667156
He could tell mr poo in the loo was a punkass bitch and didn't need any fancy tricks.

>>38667247
Why does this man have devil eyes

I mean, you have to be a huge dick to think killing an animal with a gun is alpha... but..

>>38667397
fully grown male gorilla is 5'9 and +200kg m8

>>38667013
Yah except tigers are bigger than gorillas

>>38667666
And they have razor sharp claws

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>>38667800
Not sharp enough to get through these muscles

>>38665096
You aren't allowed to take guns you retard. It's like you fucks have never been on a elephant safari before. Poor fags kill yourself pls

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>>38665799
>tigers
>Africa

>>38667821
Look at all that grey hair on Kali Muscle

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>>38666730
>Tiger passes gorilla's guard for the full mount
>This is a dangerous spot for harambe, the tiger's ground and pound is so deadly
>Yeah he's taking a lot of damage from those claws- OOH nice hip movement from harambe, he escapes the full mount, gets in side control and-
>YES, HES GOING FOR THE KIMURA, THIS COULD BE IT FOLKS

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>>38667249
Cheeky cunt.

>>38665030
Gorilla fags are retarded. Tigers have been documented killing small elephants you stupid fucks.

https://youtu.be/cMv9TtEjVRg

Tigers killing the largest bovine on the planet. These things are larger than cape buffaloes in Africa which usually need a pride of lions to be taken down.

Also tigers are smart, they've been known to study their prey and man eaters learn to avoid traps set my hunters

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>>38666931
>>38666968
>doesn't know about tard strength

>>38667440
>king of the jungle
thatd be tarzan

>>38667903
Holy shit, were they trying to be as annoying as possible while filming? Tiger should have went for these retards instead

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>>38667882
>>38667938
Does now

>>38667969
>Tarzan king of the jungle

Nope, google it Blaha

>>38667013
Fukin LOL

>>38668041
I bet you think Zyzz could easily beat Mcgregor too

>>38667095
Those things get eaten alive by orcas all the time. They're called killer whales for a reason.

>>38666832
Kek

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>>38665799
We lived in groups and made tools and weapons, that's how.
Humans today aren't used to live in the nature (thank god tbqh) so we don't even think about what we are and what we've done, the truth is, a single man could take out a lion with a sharp stick and there was nothing said lion could do about it.

>>38668084
Orcas don't go after sperm whales, it's humpback whales

>>38666948
WORLDSTAR

>>38668120
You know for all our brains we are really tribalistic, we still fight for all stupid shit

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>Tiger advantages
- heavier, bigger, stronger, faster, bigger limbs, bigger paws, bigger claws, bigger swipe strength
- more practice in killing, as it hunts on its own for food, while the male lion lazes about and gets his bitches to bring him his dinner
>possibly more intelligent, as they have bigger brains

>Lion advantages
- mane offers some protection against killer neck bites, tiger has no such protection
- more experience in fighting equals (other male lions). tigers have more killing experience in general, but smaller, weaker prey.
- big match players. whenever a male lion fights, he knows it's a fight to the death, no holding back. he'll have the right mentality. a tiger is used to retreating if things aren't going right. It's never hunted, only hunts, so its battles aren't do or die. he can always try again for another meal. so the lion will have more determination, instinctively.

So basically, I think it's the tiger's battle to lose...but most of the time he WOULD lose because the lion would have the right mentality, whereas the tiger would be likely to lose his nerve.

pic related. Rock was bigger but when it really mattered, Stone Cold always came out on top. BIG MATCH PLAYER.

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>mfw people think gorilla can take on a tiger
tigers literally crush water buffalo skulls by swiping at them - akin to how a giant stone or hammer might crush your head, then they bite it to kill it quick
tiger can kill a gorilla with 1 bitchslap

>>38668150
Evolution brah, that`s obviously bad for us today, but if you didn`t hold your ground for your tribe back in the day you would be fucked in the ass by the rival tribe.

>>38668026
https://www.google.com/search?q=tarzan+king+of+the+jungle&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

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>animal muscles

Fuck this bros. Ultimate cuckoldry if you aren't careful

Took a girl to the Aquarium on a first date a few months ago. We got to a tank with fucking Stingrays in, and one of them came right up to the glass. She started fucking complimenting it and laughing because of how flat its stomach was.

I am kind of vain. I took it as a personal attack on me for having a bit of flab on my abs. Ended up screaming at her in front of the public, and started shouting that I'd gladly stab her after sex to help her feel like she got to fuck her precious stingray boyfriend.

>>38668120
>nothing lion could do about it

uhhh back then I'm sure the lion had like a 50/50 chance of just mauling you regardless of the stick

we used groups thats why it worked

>>38668223
No.
A human with a spear would kill the lion 6 out of 10 times unless it was fucking retarded, and even if the humand didn`t kill it, the lion would still run alway to avoid getting hurt too badly 8 out of 10 times.
Of course groups gave us better chances, but a wooden spear in the chest meant death for even the biggest cat.

>>38665030

Triceps day is everyday

>>38667014
Neither and both because in two scenarios one would be in it's natural environment and one would not.

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>>38668201
All day

>>38668309
Tarzans title is lord of the jungle.

>>38668220
kek

>>38668220
Breh

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Could you get a gorilla to start lifting weights and make it aesthetic ?

>>38666800
You're a retard were talking about naturally occurring, ligers don't survive in the wild

>>38667108
Fuck right off.

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Scale this bad guy up and it easily crushes a tiger or a gorilla

>>38667013
You're a retard

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>>38667183
>>38667126
Seahorses are a thing.

>>38665061
Fucking dumbass poo in loo couldn't time his swing right

>>38668465
Fuck off retard.

>>38667156
You know pajeets put masks on the back of their heads to deter the tigers natural behavior of attacking from behind

>>38667903
Damn nigger, he just choked out a fucking water buffalo

>>38668069
Yeah maybe in 500 10 second rounds with 2m breaks in between. And Zyzz can use a defibrillator.

>>38668120
Yeah maybe 1 lion if you find it, before its behind you and its jaw is crushing your windpipe. A pride of loins vs group of humans would be something to see, even with spears there would be a huge standoff.

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>>38668465
Nice photoshop faggot, as if Seahorses really exist.
They are merely a myth and we dont actually exist.

>>38667821
Oh look, it's Kali Muscle's vegan cousin.

>>38667014

>2/2 vs 5/5 stealth

lol is this some kind of joke

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>>38668220
Please tell me this is fake.

Dude, how many levels of autism are you on?

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>>38665047

>>38668758
You're about as retarded as they come, my friend.

>>38668369
Tarzan is the king of apes you massive retard, leave the dumbells for a second and read a book

>>38667065
Look at the video of two gorillas fighting. They don't punch, they just flail around their fists.

What weapons do gorillas have? A single swipe by the tiger could disembowel a gorilla and it's only defense is blocking with its now mangled arm.

>>38668172
Man, bowhunting is terrifying.
I picked up a cheap compound bow, but it's still powerful enough to shoot through thick wooden boards (nevermind that the arrows get fucked), and that's with "just" a 60 lbs pull. 75 lbs puts dents and holes in metal, and you have people out there who shoot 90 lbs.
On top of that you got peep sight, front sight, kisser button, arrow rest and trigger release and D-loop and you can adjust everything so you can shoot the eye out of a pigeon at 50 meters even with obscenely heavy arrows, and shoot another arrow through the hole you just made, should you so desire.
Of course you can do the same thing with a gun, but it's almost extra satisfying to do it with a bow since you use more of your body to do it.
I just stuck with target shooting, but a mate's had great results hunting both reindeer and regular deer.

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just postin more cute cat vids

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>>38668838

>>38665635
gorillas weigh 300-400 lbs max
tigers weigh 400-670 lbs
>gorillas are stronger
lmao

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>Completely ignoring bear modes name sake
All these animals hunting for aesthetics don't have the RAW POWER of a Kodak bear

Bart over here eats SALMON and HIBERNATES for three months while useless tigers and gorillas do months of useless cardio in the tropics

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and other mighty animals

>>38665778
Gorilla has no chance against a tiger. Tigers are faster, stronger, and could weigh twice as much as a gorilla. If a tiger gets a gorilla by the throat, it's over.

>>38668962
Thats not the first tarzan story.
He was concieved as Tarzan of the Apes, he got plenty of books written afterwards.

>>38668838

wew lad I took your advice and picked up a book. It was called "Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle"

>>38668440
If these things were any bigger we would all be speaking sea mantis instead of english.

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>>38665635
>Gorillas are probably stronger
>I don't know why no nation has shaved one and trained it to lift yet

>>38668985
>0:55
>when you're dominating a little bitch but you need to poop

>>38669008
>Thats not the first tarzan story.
So? Time for you to fuck off with your illiteracy and goalpost moving.

>>38668985

LOL!

it shat itselft.

also those piece of flesh being bitten off and thorwn, that is some brutal shit.

>>38667164
Mirin ottermode

>>38669032
>implying that would be a bad thing

Give me their eyes and punching power please

>>38668985
way better fight than cm punk and mickey gall

>>38667249
Maximum damage control

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>>38669061
>>38669021
>>38668962

You fuckers going to make me post this?

Might as well give tarzan his other dozen of titles

>>38669179
Repeating your retarded little non sequiturs doesn't make you any less of a gibbering imbecile.

Fuck off, goalpost mover. You're done here.

>>38669225
Motherfucker, he IS Tarzan of the Apes, not whatever novelty title you want to give him, im not moving any goalposts.

Not my fault that you're an illiterate.

>>38669266
>im not moving any goalposts.
>hurr durr retards read a book
>not that book
Again, you're done. Fuck off.

>Not betting on goose master race.
Never gonna make it
https://youtu.be/Oq0gZiJxP5Q

>>38667179
T H I C C

>>38669289
>Claim Tarzans title is lord of the jungle
>Tell your fucktarded ass his title is Tarzan of the Apes
>herp derp this book I havent read has lord of the jungle on the title
>Explain despite the book that isnt his title
>GOALPOST MOVING EPIC MEME

Remain in your fucking ignorance you dumbfuck, I bet you call Samus "Metroid" and Ichigo "Bleach"

>>38669343
You're still posting your retarded non sequiturs, retard. Rectify that.

>>38665526
Tiger is the true King of the Savanna.

Lions are smaller.

The more you know.

>>38669352
Thats not even a non sequitur.
My claim has everything to do with the discussion at hand, which is what is the title of Tarzan, Lord of the jungle is one of his stories, not his title, which I repeat myself so you can stick it in your thick skull, he is Tarzan of the Apes.

>>38665778
Gorilla has stronger bite than tiger.


http://listverse.com/2012/11/05/top-10-animal-bites-that-will-completely-destroy-you/

>>38668220
I audibly chortled

>>38666948
I serious thought that gorilla is about to get caught into a guillotine choke... I watch too much ufc

>>38668959
How can anyone be so stupid? I would check the locks obsessively, like 500 times before even beginning the safari.

>>38666948
Agility off the charts.

They have stronger bite than tigers too.

I love both tho.

>>38669473
It was locked. Lion are really strong

ITT people not realizing a chimp would tear your face off and there would be nothing you could no matter your size or human strength
and were talking about gorillas, which are several times bigger
a gorilla could easily tear a tigers head inside out

>>38669548
Chimps have retard strength though, im sure to beat one with my superior intellect, either choke it or break its fingers and it runs the fuck away like a fucking lemur KEK

Chimpfags, when will they ever learn?

>>38668985
Brutal.

The power they have is unbelievable.

Look at all the fur flying and bite marks on their faces.

Savage.

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>>38665799

tigers are from asia, anon

gorilla > tiger
tiger > elephant
elephant > gorilla

Agreed?

>>38669548
Inside out - how? By being eaten by one?

>>38669580
overshot your memeing man. chimps go for your fingers, bite them off, then when you are defenseless they eat your face. Google some chimp attacks and see, one victim was ex football player. Ate his fingers like nothing.
Then they smile and do tricks to break your spirit.

http://i.imgur.com/wWVQFFi.jpg

>From the Guinness book of records 1975
In 1924 "Boma" a 165Lbs male chimp at the Bronx zoo, New York, recorded a right handed pull (feet braced) of 847 Lbs on a dynamometer.(the comparison given is 210Lbs for a man of the same weight). On another occasion, "Suzette" registered a pull of 1260 Lbs while in a rage (same zoo).
>165lb chimp pulling 850-1250 pounds on the dynamometer
>gorillas get up to 600 pounds
tiger faggots BTFO

>>38669665

dat high test

>>38669548
what part about gorillas getting rekt in the wild by leopards didnt you understand

and tigers are much bigger

>>38665590
mirin v-taper

>>38669692
Grown gorilla or a small ''not even silver on his back'' dyel gorilla?

>>38669637
Bear and gorilla?

How do I into lion or tiger mode?

Deadlifts and OHP for traps and upper body strength?

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>>38669707

>>38669737
get down in push up position and walk around like that for the rest of your life

>>38669737
Eat one meal per 4 days, preferably antelope, in one sitting 20 kg's of meat or more.

Nap trough the day, make your gf buy you food.

Let your brother fuck your gf.

Do jaw lifts and random spurts of sprinting and jumping on people and/or bigger mammals you can find.

>>38669737
Bite bones 4xF

Massive jaw gains if tour teeth dont break

>>38666976
gorillas on average run at the speed of usain bolt's world record sprint.

i dont think you realise how slow fighting actually is, watch the UFC, hunting, etc. it all looks slow as fuck.

>>38669764
>poor health
>some gibberish suspected

not enough proof t b h

>>38669672
>165lb man
>can only pull 200lb
Does the fag even lift?

Fuggen' furfags got jacked lmao.

>>38669672
Truly, humans are the weak little bitches of the Great Apes.

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>>38666139
>>38666803
>>38666909
>>38666803
>all this lion talk
>not wanting to basically have full havels on at all times and ironflesh your way through lions
tank mode is where its at scrubs

>>38667014
whats this tasty treat?

>>38669863
>tfw 100 kg minimum Lioness jumps on then off your upper back and you just roll with it.
>tfw jaws which snap crocs in half
>tfw still babyface

>>38669863
I bet 5 minutes later all those lions are bloody messes beginning to rot. Hippos don't fuck around

>>38669863
Hippos ain't nothing to fuck with.

>>38669290
>A FUCKING LEAF

>>38669065
is it eating his hand???

>>38667984
if he got rid of the hair hed be good
unless youre a chad its impossible to pull off long hair

>>38669952
giving him a finger bj

>>38669952
sucking on his finger, it's a pet

>tfw I was younger I wanted to shapeshift into a big cat and roam the wilds

I'm never gonna make it bros

>>38665799
i guess it was something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxPtb397Dxc

>>38669965
Please tell me more I'm almost there

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>>38670019
>current age after Christ man
>not visualizing morphing yourself into your primal Tiger essence and running the wilds
>not feeling the pure animal mind clearness of purpose HUNT/FUCK/SLEEP
>not astral projecting as Tiger and running with your Tiger bros in the wild
>not fucking Tigresses as Astral Tiger and having Astral Tiger cubs
>not taking care of your Astral Tiger Cubs (TM) and teaching them to hunt
>not dieting purely of raw meat and blood
>not fucking Lionesses too and cucking Lions on a daily baby please

>>38668170
there have been fights between tigers and lions, tigers were kicking lions asses, better speed and they can attack with both paws unlike lions, checkout videos, there is planty of them, even one female tiger kicking bigger male lions ass. All videos I've seen were of bengal tigers and the syberians are much bigger - these would fuckin destroy lions...

>>38670075
Watching peeps do that makes me feel like they are different species than me.

So savage jesus...

I think Id be vegan in that climate of life.

>>38668440
>>38669032
What is this?

>>38670388
Mantis shrimp. Punches so fast the water around its fist boils, and it has like 16 cones in its eyes instead of 3 like us.

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>>38667876
underrated keks

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>>38669783
kek
pretty much this
also
> be in ketosis
> do yoga and scratch your balls all day
> when your gf brings home the food, chase her away from the bags, threatening to kill her unless she backs the fuck off. then proceed to eat about 80% of it, including all the good parts while she sits in the corner
> as you leave the scraps for her to scavenge through, leave a puddle of piss behind to make her experience even more horrible
> occasionally kill your children if they get too annoying on a bad day

> alpha as fuck

>>38669965
all cats are babies at heart, even into old age.

my sister's cat occasionally used to get on my chest, scratch, and try to stuck my nipples, while making funny sounds. like a cross between a mew and a frog's croak.

apparently, it's them reliving actually feeding from their mummy. it gives them pleasure.

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>>38670662
> when your gf brings home the food, chase her away from the bags, threatening to kill her unless she backs the fuck off. then proceed to eat about 80% of it, including all the good parts while she sits in the corner

why did this make me hard?

>my sister's cat occasionally used to get on my chest, scratch, and try to stuck my nipples, while making funny sounds. like a cross between a mew and a frog's croak.

4chan, never change.

>>38669863
Hippo is like

>Excuse me, comin thru!
>Got a workout to continue
>Not fat just bulking

>>38670662
holy kek

>>38667876
keke

good one

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>>38670075

I dont think humans used to hunt like that.

The stress will cause the meat to become nasty.

Hunters always go for clean kills.

This seeme staged.

>>38670153
Are you kidding? That's how we fought our way out of the chains of hunger and famine. The only reason we're here today is because we had the will to team up and take on animals way more powerful than ourselves.

>>38670899
Please explain, from your computer chair, how you would obtain a "clean" kill on a 2,000lb bull hippo with a spear.

>>38670923

You dont, thats why you dont hunt fucking hippos.

>>38669532
It obviously wasn't

>>38670899
yeah but i dont think primitive humans knew/cared about the stress messing up the meat

>>38670899
>The stress will cause the meat to become nasty.
You don't give a shit about that when you need to eat to survive m9.

It's pretty much confirmed that we used to hunt like that. That's why humans are such exceptional runners.

>>38668440
>you will never have 16 cones on your eyes
>you can't even imagine the pyschedelic colorful world of a mantis shrimp
>you will never be even able to imagine it
>all those colors you can't even compreehend
>all those wavelenghts you miss on

Man I'm jelly as fuck

>>38669845
Well we're built for endurance, not strenght. Chimpazees are several times stronger, but they tire easily. Human bodies can run for hours

>>38670969
Me too breh, I actually thought about it and its sad.

Imagine giving mthe shrimp lsd, he could bend time/space.

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>>38668440
Yes, but can it compete against a scaled up water bear?

>>38670962
>>38670923
>>38670899

Except 4 cave paintings which literally show same scenes.

When you're hungry you can be savage yeah, but from my comfy life, I wouldnt go out and pierce a hippo 1000 times.

To think I once thought safari hunters with rifles are pussies...
They are.

But at least the animal doesnt suffer.

>>38669863
Hippos do not have tough skin retard. Yes a hippo is nothing to fucking around with but the only reason the lions in your gif haven't bitten it is because he's too big for them to properly wrap their mouth around.

>>38669863
Rhinos are the coolest tank modes, but fuck me if hippos ain't scary

>>38669580

Chimps have around 3-5 times the muscle density of an adult male. It also has an impressive reach, and would tear your arms off if you couldn't land a knock-out punch.

>>38671019
Why the fuck do mantis shrimp even have such pimped out eyes though?

>>38670899
Nigga we're talking prehistoric times. Humans didn't give a shit about tasting good. They didn't season their meat with kosher salt and exotic pepper, choosing primes cuts. They'd crudely tear off chunks of the carcass and clumsily roast it on fire, because they had to survive. Worries about the taste only came when we started making animals our bitches and thus removed the need to hunt

>>38671096
Deus Vult


Also, maybe particular shades of color were important in part of their evolution.

>>38667179
Why does it have so many penises?

>>38671146
The one flopping in the middle is the penis the 2 in the back are the balls

>>38670724
I know that feel...
I became good pals with my landlady's cat. She would spend the night in my bed and stub my nose next morning, to wake me up, in a tender fashion. And yeah, once she tried to suck my nip, while I was lying on the couch after a shower. It's nice to come home and see her coming to you - she knew the sound of my diesel car. If she'd been at least 50% biologically human, I would have married her. We were really close. Soon after moving, she went missing. We guess she got hit by a car.
I'll never forget you, Feli.

>>38667821
literal ASS TO GRASS squat

impressive

>>38667200

everything is hunted by humans. we are the apex predator. so what?

>>38665061
Fukkin' pajeet couldn't be arsed to bring a spear with him to go hunt a fucking tiger. Top kek.

>>38671488
When he swings the stick too early.

>too soon bro

Why do people panic when a 200 kg king of cats is jumping on them?

>>38665526
Fun fact, a big bear will kill a lion or tiger in a fight almost 100% of the time.

>>38671593
Fucking greenhorns with no experience. Even pajeet millennials are shit

>adult Tiger max weight - 310 kg
>adult Grizzly max weight - 270 kg

According to Google.
I suppose Google is not censoring weights now so we can say that Tiger, certain Tigers could rape a Bear.
>>38671604

>>38666909
Cheetahs run like dogs rather than cats.

>>38671646
Brown bears can grow to be 1000+ lbs

>>38671646
They used them in cage fights. The bear won almost every single time. Apparently they just stood up and brought both their paws down on top of the cats skull.

>>38671646
kys furfag. No animal can beat a big bear

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>be in webm related

what would /fit/ do?

>>38671756
>dat smooth slide by the black guy
>dat spiderman style wall crawl by the cheetah

Damn

>>38671756
did he dead?

>>38671096
>not wanting to punch people on every wavelength
Never gonna make it.

>>38668192
>implying this isn't still the case today

>>38668707
kek

>>38671756
die

>>38669863
Fucking scary bastards.
Jaw 2 stronk for me.
Hippos are unbelievably powerful

>tfw hippos actually make poise work

>>38671711
Apparently people used to be so scared of bears that they would avoid saying the word in case bears heard them. Bear isn't even the original word.

>>38670969
Read Terraformars and go to college.
We might make it.

>>38671593
Too much dark souls, he was adjusting for input lag

>>38671696
Sources? Links?
>>38671881
lmao
>tfw we will never know bear's true name.
>tfw bears probably hate being called by nickname
>tfw will never be friends with bear
>tfw calling bear a bear is probably worse than calling nigger a nigger.

>>38671693
Kilograms you thick cunt

>>38671906
If the true name for bears is ever uttered, we will summon The Bear of which all extant bears are mere shadows.

>>38671937
haha the Bear from 4th dimension!

*cue The Outer limits theme

>>38671906
http://io9.gizmodo.com/5804796/a-brief-history-of-bears-fighting-lions
Having some trouble finding a good source but there you go. I heard the first thing they got that actually killed a bear was a rhino.

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>tfw those forearms are bigger than your quads

>>38670075

Jesus, after watching this its pretty easy to understand why humans are the apex predator

>>38671906
Its like how the greeks used to call the furies the kindly ones so they didnt piss them off or how people used to avoid saying the devil for fear he would hear you talking shit.

On a related note apparently only two people have killed a bear unarmed. The guy I heard about rammed his arm down its throat and either choked it out or bit its throat out or both.

>>38671994
Throwing shit is OP pls nerf.

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>>38671054
>Hippos do not have tough skin retard.
You forgot a comma.

>>38666948

All this chimping out and both walk away uninjured.

Gorillas are all talk.

>>38666948

It's kind of like watching really muscular midgets fight, I wish they threw better punches

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>>38665287
>ywn leave bovinity behind

>>38665635
>>38665778
>>38666559
>>38666730
>>38667065

Gorillas are strong but tigers are apex predators that can literally double the weight of the largest gorillas
Gorillas are also (admittedly smart) faggot herbivores that actually have really lacklustre fighting ability
there's a reason "chest beating" is a thing, gorilla fights mostly consist of posturing and flailing

Tigers literally bring down water buffalo and lions have even been known to take out Rhinos mang, they have claws like razors literally for digging into thicc charging herbivores double their weight and dragging them down, a gorilla actually fighting one would probably get disembowelled
a better matchup would be Tiger vs Bear,

>>38671696
>>38671711
it's honestly a pretty even match in the wild
there are lots of accounts of adult male brown bears and tigers fucking each other up in Siberia where their ranges can overlap, but they tend to avoid each other because Tigers can go for much easier prey and brown bears normally have no reason to pick a fight with something as dangerous as a Tiger

>>38668975
Wrong. Gorillas can weight more than 400lbs. But not up to 600.

>>38671798
I think he's Indian. Big cats kill thousands of Indians every year.

>>38670899
Surviving and feeding your tribe is more important than how tasty the food is.

>>38670075
That shit was brutal. Especially the elephant and hippo.

>>38671756
Pick up the broom while you're running. If he'd thought to do that he'd probably be fine since predators don't want to actually spend a lot of energy to kill a victim that fights back.

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>>38671756
If big predators think they might injure themselves fighting with something, they usually back off because injury means death most of the time in the wild. Especially cheetahs since they're very frail and prone to injury.

Don't think it would fight back much.

>>38667013
That smile! I'm in tears

>>38668985
that hip toss though

>>38669845
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2009/02/how_strong_is_a_chimpanzee.html

>But the "five times" figure was refuted 20 years after Bauman's experiments. In 1943, Glen Finch of the Yale primate laboratory rigged an apparatus to test the arm strength of eight captive chimpanzees. An adult male chimp, he found, pulled about the same weight as an adult man. Once he'd corrected the measurement for their smaller body sizes, chimpanzees did turn out to be stronger than humans—but not by a factor of five or anything close to it.

I don't know why you guys are debating this... There's already videos of gorillas fucking up tigers. Just look at how casually these gorillas are tossing around this tiger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68tnxFCAn-0

>>38667179
Look at those FARKEN TESTICALLLLLS

>>38666666

>>38668985
If we were animals we would have to establish dominance by constant fights to the death. Fuck that I'll establish dominance with my audi r8 and 2 escorts pretending to be my girlfriends