Does your brother have better genetics than you?

>>38661421
no your brother has exactly the same genetics as you, idiot

>>38661435
Didn't pay attention in biology class eh?

>>38661435
Topkek

>>38661421
guy on the right would look a fuck ton better if he

>lost weight
>cleaned up acne
>whitened teeth
>lost glasses
>better haircut

it's only when you're skinny with a decent haircut and skin and are STILL ugly due to bone structure that you are well and truly fucked

>>38661504
Yeah, no doubt he could also be very handsome as well

he just doesn't try

>>38661504
he could look a lot better but still nowhere as good as his brother

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>>38661521
>>38661421
>implying the guy on the left is good looking
ya, no

>>38661536
I won't even get started with you, just go away

>>38661421
Bro
>5'9'
>pale
>super straight dark hair
>8.5/10 face
>shit beard genetics
>depression issues

Me
>6'2'
>olive skin
>dark wavy hair
>6.5/10 face
>amazing beard genetics
>born with two thumbs on my right hand, one was cut off and the remaining one is small and weak

>>38661536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swqFd7f1Yw0&ab_channel=ToniMahfud

Toni Mahfud is literally a god and I'm a male fanboy because I am both jealous but want to be him.

>>38661548
>born with two thumbs on my right hand
I'm sure that probably fulfills some obscure Malawian tribal prophecy about a chosen one.

>>38661556
>Mahfud
No longer mirin.

>>38661435
Spotted the sub 100 iq moron

>>38661594
What, you thought he was white? lmfao

>>38661544
He looks like a massive fuccboi
Nothing about him is even remotely manly

>>38661421
no because i only have sisters B-)

>>38661421
left genuiely looks like a flaming faggot

is this what counts for an attractive man these days? looking like a woman?

>>38661421
Guy on the left looks like a plastic try hard

>>38661421
My sister is taller, has a smaller waist, wider hips, bigger tiddies, smaller feet and daintier hands than me.
I only arguably have better lips and nose (but my nose is ugly still, look like an old man's nose). Oh and also I'm not insane.

>>38661544
Shut the fuck up you raging numale faggot

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>>38661680
why what did I do

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THIS is attractive

not that girly makeup shit on the left

>>38661706
You realize they both have extremely similar facial features right

Just wait until OP dude gets older and gets a few wrinkles, then you can stop feeling jelly and just rub one out to him

>>38661548
The physical and mental oddities of /fit/ never cease to amaze

>>38661594
The fact that you couldn't tell from the beginning displeases me.

>>38661556
/fa/get pls go

>>38661435
That's not how genetic recombination works.

Nah, I'm 6', but my sister is like 4'11", as a kid she blamed that I used up all the height genetix.

>>>38661678
>Oh and also I'm not insane.

I'm not falling for your Jewish tricks.

>>38661421
2nd youngest of four brothers and honestly we all have good and bad traits i'd say i got lucky besides small joints :'( and hairline receding in future

>>38662586
I mean, am I a bit autistic? Sure. Asocial? Totally
But at least I never tried to kill anyone

>>38661691
I don't know man, how strong are you?

>>38661548
upload a pic of ur thumb

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>Location: Hamburg, Germany
>Mahfud = Syrian name

ZE NEW GERMANS :D

The native population are screwed with guys like him, women are wetting themselves just by looking at him

My brother is gifted with better genetics than me physically but he chose to become drug addicted and now he is in prison. I don't get it.

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Better than all of them in every way but I have a fatal flaw.
>5'6 manlet

>>38661517
I'm bald there is nothing I can do to be handsome.

>>38661706
Women disagree. They would rather have OP's guy

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>>38661421
>me: 5'6, shitty acne
>brother: 5'10, clean skin

we're 10 years apart but still...

>>38662798
Shave it completely off and chrome that shit up and become mr clean.

>>38662773
Mahfud is not a Syrian name but nice meme you fucking faggot

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>>38662749

>Me: 5'11", acne af, kinda getting a jawline, 160lb otter body.
>Brother: 6'3", clear skin, jawline, 160lb skinny but could easily bulk.

I'm smarter and he's a druggy, WHY DO YOU WASTE YOUR GIFTS FAGGOT.

>>38661421
>Be 5'5" dark skinned manlet
>Little sister is 6'0 light skinned

>mom 5'8
>dad 5'8
>me 5'8
>baby bro 10 yrs younger 6'0

Some crazy chemicals in the air or something

>>38662773
Oh my god, his hair. WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS TO THEIR HAIR.

He's not even my type, but I would be infinitely more attracted to him if he just fixed his fucking hair. Wearing it shaved on the sides and thick on the top just looks like you're wearing a sad hat. Like one of those pinwheel retard hats that broke.

>>38663347
It's in style bro

>>38663308
if he's 6'3'' with a jawline then he's already made it enough so that there's no pressing need for improvement

>>38663347
>2016
>doesn't have a fade/undercut with either scraggly on top or slicked back

you probably just have shit hair genetics t b h

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>>38663301
What else retard? He is actually syrian

>calling the invasion of germany a meme

>>38663347
Short on the sides long on top looks awesome desu, it's the jugend haircut.

I'm jelly I can't do it because I'm bald

>>38663374
the america and mexico ones are the best.

>>38663378
Get scalp micropigmentation bro

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>>38661421

> 19, 5'10"
> 175 lbs 10% bf
> broad jaw and nice chin
> light-tan skin

> brother is 25
> 190 lbs, maybe 15-20% bf
> dark skin
> 6'2"
> gets tons of girls while I never had a gf

Height is not a fucking meme, if I was 6'2" I'd be slaying.

>>38663408
lol what

>>38663410
>Height is not a fucking meme, if I was 6'2" I'd be slaying.
It is, I'm 5'11, my bro is 6'1 and I slay pussy just as much as he does

>>38663410
>believing this
who are you, elliot rodgers lmao.
How do you explain short guys with hot gfs. scientific anomalies? doubt it m9

>>38663347
would you rather he get a greasy ass topknot or a fedora tipping slickback that's 50 years out of fashion?

>>38663410

>dark skin

Theres your problem m8. Girls, especially white ones, only want that bbc. Tough luck on that light skin roll.

>>38663417
It's basically a permanent buzzcut

>>38661435
Include me in the diddlycap

>>38661548
They cut off the wrong one! With the other one you probably would be able to bend iron pipes and shit.

>>38661421
bro:
>6'6
>good skin
>fairly intelligent
me:
>6'1
>no acne, but not great skin on face
>autist, but I assume I'm more intelligent than bro

We have similar faces. All in all we're quite similar apart from fact he's way taller and skinnier, because he doesn't lift.

>>38662809
women would like another woman looking like guy? I don't think so.

>>38663539
See>>38663304

The other thumb stuck upward at the base of the one I have so I had time holding things as a baby because Essentially I was squashing my second thumb if I made a fist

>>38663410
No, height is a meme.

If you walked into a club alone, do you know how you could approach a group of girls talking among themselves and bring one home?

>>38663347
It's the current thing in Germany. All tryhard models and instagramfags have this kind of haircut.

>>38661421
Nah, my brother's 4 inches shorter than me, obese, on all kinds of medication, other shit

>>38661421
no, but my sister does. shes an alpha stacy if ive ever seen one.

>>38663424
5'11" and 6'1" are really pretty similar. Try being <5'10".

>>38663304
Do thumb exercises.

>>38661421

My brothers are all taller then me tallest being 6'4 and me being 5'11. I'm the best looking and in the best shape though.

Their girlfriends would flirt with me all the time. They were some pretty big skanks though.

>>38661421
my sister has better genetics than me. because she is a girl and can get laid whenever the fuck she wants

>>38661421
I read somewhere, I think in Time but it said that the first child is usually better looking than the 2nd and 3d

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my brother is unironically a model

Me:
>6'0
>7.5/10 face
>Great lifting genetics.
>Hollywood tier teeth
>Started balding at 20.
My 4 year older brother.
>5'6
>5/10 face
>Bad teeth
>Small gymnast body.
>Has a perfect hairline at 27 that won't ever recede.
>Smart as shit, was doing college calculus before highschool.

Although i seem to have been delt the better hand i would do anything for his hair

>>38661435
'Murrica ?

>>38661421
I have an identical twin. We looked exactly the same but as we got older we started changing
Me:
>5'8" manlet
>185 bench after a year of lifting
>studied for SAT for hours amd got a sub 1700
Him:
>5'10" king of manlets
>185 bench without working out
>didnt study for a second yet got 1900 on SAT
Whats worse is we used to do taekwondo and i would practice techniques and workout for hours by myself while he sat on the computer but once it was time to spar he just played with me like im a toy.
Im stronger and more aesthetic than him now but he still gets more girls. Now hes in a uni while i take the bus to community so i can go listen to lectures i dont understand.
What went so wrong with me?

>>38663837

You're Rock Lee and he is Neji.

>>38663850
Hahaha Neji was actually his favorite character when we were kids.
I hated Rock Lee though. I thought he was born to fail and should just give up already. Little did I know.

>>38662689
I'm ALOT stronger than you, and think he looks great, kys.

Brown Muslim guy looks better than 99% of German men lul. Germans are ugly as fuck.

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>better hairline
>more symmetric face
>always beenmore athletic
>better results after shorter amount of lifting
>doing better in his grad program than I am
at least I'm taller than him

>been beta fuck all my childhood / teens
>still got good genes (tall handsome athletic) and made it around 22
>lil bro never was as beta as me
>tall, athletic, handsome, leader in his circle of friends, dates the most popular girl in school
>couldnt be any prouder

>>38661421
my brother is a skinnyfat guy who has a chiesled jaw, straight teeth and thick hair and looks alot better than me

but i have them muscles =(

>>38661706
Have you seen how his children look?

>>38661706
>greyscale
>artsy fartsy angles you see all tumblr
>myspace facial tilt

Wew fag

>>38661435
>american education

>>38661421
the guy on the left looks like a fucking idiot whose ""job"" is instagram and collecting welfare.
the guy on the right looks like he might actually have a degree

>>38664598
This is the same logic that normies use when assuming that we are retarded because we have muscles.
This might be the wrong board for you.

>>38663304
your thumb looks way too skinny

Yez! He iz my younger brother, and he iz taller, haz better hair, and haz better facial geneticz. Alzo iz a very talented muzician.

>>38661548
>olive skin
You're acting as if that's a positive thing.

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>>38663304

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>>38664577
literally nothing wrong with greyscale

>>38662787
He got the looks
You got the brain
Good deal for you
Hope your brah get his shit together

>>38662566
Im 4'11 my three sisters and my mom are 5'1-5'3. We all have different dads of varying heights but we somehow all look almost exactly the same give or take a gew inches. Grandpa was 5'5 and grandma was 5'6. Meanwhile my aunt is 5'7 my cousin is 6'4 and my uncle was only 5'11ish

>>38661421
Me on The left

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>>38661435
http://en.lmgtfy.com/?q=Meiosis

>>38661421
My older brother is taller, with bright green eyes, and my twin brother has a deeper voice and light hazel eyes. Both are smarter than me as well.

I'm 5'9 with shitty regular hazel eyes. I have a stronger jawline than either of them though, and I can grow a better beard.

>>38661435

lel, only true for identical twins, lad

He has better hair/beard genetics and is like 10cm taller. He isn't autistic also and seems to be pretty happy with his life.

eh, we're breddy even, he has better fat distribution and builds muscle faster I suppose, but i'm taller and have a longer and more aesthetic neck/traps

also not sure but I think he has a bigger dink than me mine is kinda small (almost 6)

>>38662773
>>38661421
He looks fucking emotionless

>>38665504
First born is always better, my sister is 4 years older than me, she is also literally ten times smarter than me, more out going, better looking facial symmetry wise etc

>>38661421
yes

>>38666351
That's what pretty people do

I always wondered why the hottest chicks never moved a muscle in their face, it's fucking creepy

>>38663385

did they switch place wtf.

>>38661421
#czech
Nobody is this picture has good nevetics.

>>38663304
Fucking thumblets.

>>38661421
Yes and no. My brother is facially far better looking, but he is shorter than me and autistic. I have an uglier face, but I am taller, more confident, more self esteem and markedly less autistic. I'm also more intelligent, but then again I'm seeing a psychiatrist for being fucked in the head and he isn't. Also, he's had an (attractive) gf and I haven't.

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>was a skinnfat nerd in high school while my brother was on the wrestling squad
>he was doing that late 2000's emo band look while I looked like I didn't properly style myself

>cut my hair, hit the weights and grew a decent beard going into college
>he got really bad acne going into his last few years of high school and got bad scaring

I got the Jay Bauman Effect going.

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>>38661421
>Brother has a top tier beard
>I have to shave to prevent looking like Justin Bieber
>Probably slowly progressing towards a patchy mess
IT'S
NOT
FAIR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38664323
now there is a meme I haven't seen in a while

>>38667080
Are you me and my brother?

>>38666351
You can't maximize your aesthetics when your face is in motion
And smiling gives you wrinkles

Im a twin...

>>38668154
who has the longest happysnake?

>>38661421
>Being fat is genetics
American?

My brother is 6'5" and only 16, but I am 6'0" and better looking and put on muscle way easier than him. I guess we both got some good traits.

My brother is me with light brown hair and taller.
I have long hair and wider shoulders.
Everything else is pretty much the same.

>tfw bro is 13 years older than me and girls think he's hot
>tfw he slayed pussy at my age
A-at least I'm stronger than him.

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>>38663374
>argentina
>black
>sweden
>black

>>38663837
>1900
>Smart
I'm sorry: you're both retarded.

>>38661435
>What is meiosis

>>38661556
yeah thats pretty gay, but as an artfag i am mirin his draftsmanship ,he is pretty talented.

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>>38661706
>>38664523
dead ringer for his old man