/fit/ humor and stories

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>>38658191

>>38658191
>>38658195
that was the least funny thing i've ever seen on /fit/ and i go on this board every day

>>38658213
spotted the manlet

>>38658195
There needs to be more of this

>>38658191
>>38658195
kek

>>38658213
leave manlet

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>>38658191

>>38658213
manlet pls

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>>38658297
manlet thread? manlet thread

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>>38658379

You unoriginal boobs stop posting recycled images that is on /fit/ humor every single day.

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>>38658394

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>>38658413
YLYL

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>>38658428

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>>38658443

>>38658195
>>38658191
I can't tell whether this is a mildly retarded lanklet or a false-flagging butthurt manlet.

Either way its terrible.

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>>38658449

>>38658413
fucking ded

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>>38658481

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>>38658462
manlet gtfo

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>>38658530

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>>38658395

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>tfw all this manlet hate humour isnt fun for me because im an empathethic being
I know u will just call me a manlet, but why cant we be nice to each other?

And hate fat fucks and curlbros?

>>38658601
because /fit/ is 99% manlets with extreme self loathing

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>>38658601

>>38658195
two dudes out shopping together for oats and rubbers... no homo, right guys, right?

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>>38658616

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>>38658720
why would you bring that up faggot? There's nothing gay about it, except you.

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>>38658720

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>>38658747

>>38658720
manlet detected

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>>38658443
>shortcomings

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>>38658794

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>>38658812
>/fit/ approved pick-up lines

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>>38658812

rate my homegym buds

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>>38658871
pt.2

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>>38658195

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>>38658901

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>>38658905

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>>38658910

>>38658395
>Human the Poo

>>38658905
slightly triggered they didn't draw in pecs. If you're benching with your biceps you're doing it wrong.

>>38658191
>>38658195
5'8 manlet here. Never had any problem with girls. Never was insecure about my height until I started coming here. Thanks /fit/

>>38658879
I'll bite. Why on earth do you have a man hole cover? Did your bf give that to you after he opened up your manhole?

>>38658971
because poverty gym?

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>>38658428
>bright green plastic toy step ladder

>>38658990
but what purpose does it serve? What can you do with it? How did someone procure that?

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>>38658955

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>>38658963
shut up nerd

>>38658755
This one always gets me. I really hope it's a true story.

>>38658443
I'd argue that manlets are best suited for navy work, where you have very short ceilings and bulkheads that taller guys will crack their skulls on.

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>>38658967

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>>38659103

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>>38659108

>>38658297
who says "the dinner"?

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>>38658901
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>>38659154
pls more

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>>38659494

>>38659510
why is the crossfitter so jacked compared to the functional bodybuilders?

>>38659561
that's the joke

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>>38659561
High rep calistinics and wheight lifting is always more total volume then heavy wheight and low rep lifting, however the functional Ie powerlifters/strongmen lift more at one time then crossfiters but since they workout less it means there total volume is less and thus there endurance and muslce gain will always be less than the crossfiters who admitly dont lift as heavy or progress as linearly than the strict wheight lifters

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>>38658967

OK WTF.

>hang out on /g/
>Only obstacle to girls is green bubbles
>Start to lift
>Come to /fit/
>Suddenly not allowed to be manlet

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>>38658765

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>>38659920

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>>38659889

>>38659889
green bubbles? as in the whatsapp interface?

>>38659999
witnessed

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>>38659999
If a girl owns an iPhone and you don't, the iPhone actually informs the girl by using a less attractive text color.

>>38660123

fuck off apple

>>38660123
people don't use whatsapp? Isn't it like free for almost everyone?

>>38660219
>meet qt
>She says you can have her phone number
>Nah, I only use Whatsapp

Chances of success?

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>>38659949

>>38658213
t. bitter manlet

You are so cute

>>38658967

>tfw 5'5
>found out about all the manlet memes
>was really insecure and upset for about a week
>came to terms with it
>am now happily enjoying manlet memes when i realized most people here are actually really nice and don't actually hate manlets

thanks guys, i love you

>>38659889
>don't know what the FUCK "green bubbles" is
>google it
Just fucking kill me.

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>>38661075
GTF0 N1GGER

>>38658245
I agree manlets are so gross! Lol!!!

>>38658191
He's a big boy

>>38660219
whatsapp said it will soon share contact info with facebook.

google it sempai

>>38661178
Literally why? Do we really need to link every account with fucking facebook?

>>38661374
Facebook is the center of all communication and if you don't have or consistently use one, you will be a social outcast. It is that simple.

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Never fails

>>38661503
My social life is perfectly healthy and I have one facebook page, but haven't used it in over a year (because I'll see her face again if I open it ;_;)

>>38661538
>because I'll see her face again if I open it ;_;
iktfb
But you really just gotta unfriend her and start calling her a cunt to your friends. It's the only way.

>>38659949
It'd be funnier the other way around.

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why are lanklets so insecure and delusional?

like, there are people 6'+ who are proportional and have good bodies, but they are literally never the ones making these threads, it's always lanklet nogains

>>38661645
I like how the guy posted this pic a few days ago and he's already a fucking meme on /fit/. His figure is just too fucking perfect.

He looks like a fucking jelly bag, complete with a fucking outtie bellybutton. And not only is his upper body lanklet-tier, but so are his legs. Like, fuck, I'm a 6' lanklet, but this guy looks like he's never walked a single step in his fucking life.

>>38660241
Whatsapp uses your phone number anyway, are you retarded

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>>38661503
>tfw no Facebook

I did have someone make one for me a couple years ago because they found out I didn't have one.

I promptly deleted it the second they told me about it.

>>38658879
what can you do with a manhole cover in terms of exercises? plate raises is all i can think of.

I'm not the only manlet (5'9) who fucking loves these threads, right?

Keep those comics coming!

>>38658879
>LMAO ONE COMMUNICATION

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I'll dump som shit for giggles

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>>38664856

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>>38664863

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>>38664874

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>>38664886

>>38658601
>An empathetic being

You accidently added an "n em" to your words

>A pathetic human being

I am 5"5 and I laugh at Manlet shit all the time. Quit trying to pass off your lack of a sense of humor as something noble

Can someone please post the "gf left me cause my lats are small" picture? I keep forgetting to save it.

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>>38665268
here

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>>38658812
>mfw my OC is on /fit/

I thought this day would never come

>>38658879
nice pl8 m8

>>38659154
Why wouldn't this work?

>>38661125
The funniest part is that if they were android users rather than crApple, they could have any colour bubbles they wanted

>>38660219
Whatsapp is owned by facebook and is for old people and children. No self respecting young adult uses Whatsapp

>>38661704
>6'
>lanklet

Keep telling yourself that, King of the Manlets

>>38659167
Dad, clearly. Did you not read the comic?

>>38658601
>back the fuck off!?!?

>i'm trying

one of the best, gets me everytime

>>38665850

>replying to bait

You do realize that when you deadlift a weight up, really you're pushing most of the weight back down through your legs (hopefully, or you'll ruin your back)?

Your hips are a hinge and the weight is transferred into your leg muscles.

>>38665850
If you are so dyel you can't DL your BW + bar

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>>38658879
>2016
>not incorporating manhole presses in your routine

>>38658879
Donatello pls

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>>38667590

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>>38666185
>never forget that anal domination Germany gave to Brazil in the semifinals of the last world cup

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>>38666067

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>>38665607

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noQsXmDMJG0&index=

>>38658449
finally bothered to check, I'm 6'2 and my belly button is less than an inch above my apartments front door. there isn't a standard. either that or US doors are designed for manlets

>>38664911
Please post more new year comics ;_;

>>38668273
doorknob*

>>38658213
t. 5'5 manlet

>>38658213
Seconding this.

>>38661125
I think it may be because that specific tone of green is andorids theme color. but yeah no it's totally apple using a repulsive color to make shekels

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>>38660312
don't talk shit about my boy skreli

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>>38658967
>letting yourself feel insecure because of an anonymous Laotian macrame board

>>38659131
>>38659140
Holy shit anon, these two were retarded enough to make me lol

>>38658601
I'm 5'8, and I think manlet shit is hilarious most of he time. Honestly, if you can't laugh at yourself, you're never gonna make it no matter how tall you are.

Also the shower story is actually hilarious.

>>38668960
Can I pet you?

>>38658963
Literally false. The biceps are worked as an antagonist in the movement.

>>38658755
this is why you don't get in cars with strangers, kids

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>>38669218

I do

>>38669218
>>38669291
Congratulations!

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>>38668146
i wasnt in time for zyzz but I was in time for this shit? awwww cmon

>>38668146
>>38669472
this is why those hamplanet cunts are always whiny and bitchy, those idiots like the OP of that thread make them think they can get away with muscled guys and be picky and shit

fuck off

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqo8ejsvfoc

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>>38658191
OP's One rep max.

>>38669564
lol wtf

>>38668094
This cracks me up every time. Im glad he was cool enough to block out the face too.

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>>38670156

>>38658191
>the lanklets were in the fitting room together
sounds about right

>>38658871

>local man's foot crushed when his homemade dumbbell fell apart while he was doing bicep curls. Really put the 'dumb' in dumbbell.

can someone post the pizza ordering notepad aspie thread? Need to send it to someone who's being that aspie

>>38672245
I saw this post within a min of you posting it. I have had teh image forever but wanted to be a smart ass and use the words you wrote to find it in google within a few seconds. I finally got through all the funny shit that your words led me to. Many keks were had, but Im still not posting the image you lazy fuck.

>>38672887

This prompted me to change 1 work in my google search and found it. Cheers you rude cunt

>>38669472

she looks like she could be passable if she lost like 170ish pounds

>>38658213

this man is right you aren't funny and im 7'10"

>>38673118
Youre welcome faggot.

>>38658340
I live in wadlow's home town and there is a life-size statue of him. What should I do /fit/?

>>38659889
Bitches hate freedom

>>38658195
That was really bad. You should stop.

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>>38668000
trips of truth

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A classic:

>>38658879
Are you a ninja turtle?