What we eating tonight boys

Dick

>>38654897
Your moms crusty old pussy

Your mom and a bowl of cheerios

>>38654897
nothing
reached my calory limit already

>>38654897
>Knife

Shrimp tacos for lunch. Pulled pork for dinner.

>>38654940
Its for the protein brah

>>38654940
This. Either cut the meat smaller before cooking or use the edge of your fork, you nigger

another faggot who fell for the protein meme

4 pb&j sandwiches and 2 cups of milk

>>38654897
First time eating oats in six months today. Trying to get back into fitness

So i mixed 1 cup oatmeal, 1 tablespoon cinnamon, and 1 chobani yogurt mixed in. Fucking amazing, and only about 450cal for breakfast

I made zucchini noodles with sauce

>>38654911

SAVAGE AS FUCK

>>38655159
noice

>>38654911
get off the internet dad, im trying to download hentai and you're taking up bandwidth

>>38654940
He's clearly cutting

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Lads

>>38656012
>eke

>>38656045
had pizza too
i regret it as just fuck now
>kms

>>38654897
Baking some protein pretzels right now

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>>38655974
It was better than expected
Here's the recipe I followed http://www.eat-yourself-skinny.com/2016/02/zucchini-noodles-with-creamy-avocado-pesto.html

>>38656096
made something similar a week ago, was pretty good as well

>>38654897
I made some fishhead soup thats gonna last till monday because I aint afraid

[spoiler]Plus I get them for free from a friends dad[/spoiler]

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o when the entire staff of the chicken store question your order, make sure you really want that, and tell you it's really spicy and spicier than their spicy chicken, which is already the spiciest chicken i've had in Korea...

Then cook it on a different stove than they cook the other chicken on, so as not to get any of the hot sauce near the other chicken...

And the whole staff is there when they hand it over with massive grins, literally everybody in the place, tells you to be careful as you leave...
I may die after eating this.

Spicy teriyaki thighs over brown rice with a side salad

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>>38656045

>chocolate milk

share

>>38656045
>americans eat pizza with ranch sauce
lmao

>>38656164
the fuck are those globules?

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>>38656226
>american
>canadian maple leaf on the pizza box, with english and french printed on the herring box

>>38656309
now you ruined my shitpost :(

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Jelly? :^)

>>38656393
>$260 on table
>cant afford storage for laundry detergent

>>38656393
throw away that shitty beer

>>38656393
what the cash for?

also, high life is fine for bottom tier but natty is pushing it famalam

>>38654897
chicken breasts and steamed vegetables like every day

>>38656393

>Cheap beers, Little Caesars, and $240

No

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Cinnamon apple pancakes

>>38654962
>americans
>>38656309
>implying there's a difference

>>38656393
high life is fucking trash, 50% of the volume is CO2. Get some icehouse or ranier if you want shitty beer or at least get the bottles. Little Cs is fucking terrible too, just get dominos or even pizza slut.

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>>38656438
Huge difference, m8

>>38656096
I wish I had one of those spiralizer things

>>38656309
Canada is in America uneducated fuck

hahaha rofl lmao

>>38656468
someone is a growing boy :>)

>>38656045
>pizza pizza
why

>>38656461
I bought mine for less than $20 on Amazon
Looking for recipes to try I came across this which seems more complete http://www.insonnetskitchen.com/how-to-make-zucchini-fettuccine/

>>38656433
looks good as fuck

>>38656520
what kind is it? I don't really mind spending money it's just that I have a very small kitchen so I have absolutely no extra counter space and very limited cupboard space too.

I love to cook but I try to keep the equipment down to absolutely mandatory

>>38656045
you fat piece of shit nigger, why dont you just kill yourself right here and now

reeeeeeeeeee

>>38656535
holy shit, some one is cheating

>>38656548
I have this https://www.amazon.com/GEFU-13460-Spirelli-Spiral-Slicer/dp/B0026RMEK4
I have only tried it one with zucchini, don't know how it works with other vegetables

>>38656493
>25
>live alone
>still make meals that look like I'm in fucking kindergarten.
I don't even know why.

>>38656584
probably because you can't cook

>>38656573
It's b8. I'm gonna play my "useless knowledge that fat people know" card and say that picture is several years old. Domino's hasn't sold calzones and pasta bread bowls in years, and 2 liter coke bottles haven't looked like that in awhile. Judging by the soccer ball, I'm going to guess that it was around the 2010 world cup.

>>38656577
actually looks pretty nice. thanks

>>38656624
nice spot with the ball

>>38654897
Hamburger helper and reheated ratatouille with corn chips, and maybe a beer

Rice with tuna in oil. Served with a glass of water.

I'm currently living in a housing full of foreigners and there is one stove for about twenty of us.

>>38656468
this pic just screams Russia

chicken fajitas

>>38656607
Nah, I can marinate and slow roast meat like a champ, I can bake cakes, I haven't been to a restaurant that serves better pizza than the one I make, I used to smoke my own meat. I cook much better than most women my age. But for the last year or so I have lost all joy in eating food. I even stopped getting bothered when I eat the same meal for days on end. I literally can wolf down kilos of cottage cheese with a side of fish-oil and Centrum and not care. That qualifies as making an effort. Anyone go trough something similar?

>>38656693
Bosnia, no that's not in Russia.

>>38656934
bosnia is russia
>Anyone go trough something similar?
kinda. for the past 2 months while cutting I've been eating skyr and oats for breakfast every day and chicken and veggies 6 days a week. doesn't bother me at all tbqh. the 7th day I usually cook something good though, while still paying attention to calories if not macros as closely.

>>38655045
:) What a fucking breakfast, I usually eat a deli sandwich for breakfast and a donut after if they have them at the office. For today, I tried the oats and jesus it feels like my energy level is good and i feel fine

>tfw Deli sandwich for breakfast every day

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Salmon rice beans egg spinach

>>38654911
It was funny the first few times you autists typed it, but now it just looks like a 12 year old preschooler really trying hard to be funny.

>>38656934
i'm really good at cooking and baking but i eat the same stuff everyday for a week and i switch it, i used to make fancy stuff but dieting really killed my enthusiasm for cooking, even though it is what brought me to it in the first place

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>>38654897
greek ekmek

>>38658041
fatty

>>38657890
Why so many different kings of food? Unless you prepped it in a large batch it seems like an over complicated meal.

>>38657890

Damn, that looks good brother

A cup of rice and a chicken breast.

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>>38658143
not fat,just sweet tooth

>>38656624
Dominos does still offer pasta bread bowls, just saying

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>>38656393
>$260
>"look how rich I am guys!"

had an apple a while ago, might get some buttered crackers as a final snack for the night.

>>38656393
We should fucking hang out and light stuff on fire. It'll be fun. I'll bring the weed.

Smoked beef sausage, bowl of oatmeal, banana, and a glass of milk. Leftover night is a bitch.

>>38656393
feed your fucking pet

What are your macro ratios lads? Just getting back into lifting after a couple of years of slacking. Cutting from 6'0 85kg to 80kg before winter.

For dinner I had fried gnocchi with shitake mushrooms, cream and pepper sauce, on top of a couple of white fish fillets.

>>38654897
Pizza and booze -_-. I always make up for it though. I'm NEET anyways so it's not like I need energy throughout the day.

>>38658646
>seated OHP
never gonna make it

>>38656631
Breh I just had the same. Good stuff.

>>38656045
sup chad

>>38656468
basic as fk

CRB Like every night

>>38656164

what are those yellow barrels, leek?

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>>38656393

>that money
>buys shit beer

stop that this instant, young man

>>38656045
>chocolate milk
Triggered.

>>38656393
>High Life
Triggered.

>>38657890
Best one itt. May try that later, that looks delish.

>>38654897
>rice and meatballs
>RICE
eat some pasta you twat they have very similar macros, would recommend conchiglie

>>38658041
you mean Kataifi you fucking degenerate

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>>38659379
nope.this is ekmek.kataifi is pic related.

Tonkatsu ramen, geso, and takoyaki

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chicken, rice, eggs, and some pepper for me

I had 5 slices of a large margherita pizza.

>>38656270
>>38658811
korean rice cake.

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last meal of the day

1/2 cup oats
1 scoop protein
1 cup yogurt
1 tablespoon cinnamon
handful of almonds, activated, of course


no idea of the macros but looks good

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High protein chili

>>38660487
Nigger stop. That is beyond foul. How someone can look at this and think "This looks appetizing." baffles me.

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300g chicken breast, baked
1/2c rice
200g pinto bean
150g mixed vegetable

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Do you not know how to cook spaghetti noodles, or did you just not have any?

>>38660578
idk man, i'd eat the shit out of that

or that could just be my cutting talking

>>38654897
Garlic avocado black bean bowl. And of course, a shaker bottle of liquid ass, "chocolate flavor".

>>38660915
That is fucking repulsive. I've seen alot of shit on this site over the past years and that's top 10 one of the worst things I've seen.

>>38656461
you mean a fork?

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>>38660578

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Big ass mushrooms with feta and Parmesan and extra virgins, on breads

>>38654897
what the fuck.. rice? is that supposed to be spaghetti?

>>38661482
nice dick cheese sandwich

Just finished so no pic
>baked salmon
>broccoli
>zucchini
>sweet potato
>2 eggs
>toasted whole grains & seeds bread w/peanut butter
>chocolate milk

Gonna grab some fruit for dessert in a bit, probably strawberries and a kiwi

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>>38661683

Nothing

>tfw cutting

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Fuck my cut up famiglia

>>38661719
das it

>>38656045
Pizza Pizza? Do you not have local mom and pop pizza joints where you live? Fuck is dis shit.

>>38661755
>pineapple and beet mixed with meat
kill yourself br scum

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>>38654897

>>38656468
i see someone just ordered the poverty special :)

>>38659894
What did you season the chicken with?

>>38661877
I'm australian ;^)

>>38661925
is that from Gushi's in Westwood

>>38660487
>not drinking alkalized water

>>38660915
HOW?

>>38662720
>HOW?
The wonders of pregnancy.

>>38663335
bullshit.my wife has 4 sons and she doesnt have a single stretchmark.maybe its because she was young when she had them (before we met)
the human in the photo is just fat

>>38660555
looks good, recipe?

>>38663720
I'm not saying everyone gets stretchmarks that bad, but a decent portion of women do. Either they have genetic defects related to colagen or are deficient in some nutrient or something - but it happens to some pregnant women. Just google "nasty stretchmarks pregnancy" or something like that.

>>38663984
but the person in pic related is not a woman so wtf are u guys on about

>>38662153
Mustard, balsamic vinaigrette, salt, siracha , and garlic powder

Mediterranean salad with no dressing
150g roast salmon
200g fat-free cottage cheese

>>38661747
we gonna make it ;;

>>38656433
pancake stack always looks so yummy

>>38663720
>she was young when she had them (before we met)
Lol

>>38657945
If I wanted to be funny I'd ask for your one rep you know what.

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Breaded chicken breast, small omelette and some salad greens

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>>38663720
>because she was young when she had them (before we met)

>>38661482
enjoy poisoning. Also shrooms have 0 nutrient value

>>38654897
pizza

>>38654962
who the fuck cuts a meatball

>>38654940
>>38654962
How the fuck do you eat rice with only a fork?

>>38657890
Is that Sambal Fried Bean Sauce?

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RAMEN

>>38662407
Nah Aloha Hawaiian in Flagstaff

>>38654897
literally nothing because I was out drinking last night and feel incredibly guilty about all those empty calories, so making up for it now.

didn't even get laid from it kek

>>38668749
cutting?

>>38669821
Well, I am, but that ramen probably has 800-1000 calories in it. Only had that had some cottage cheese+brocolli earlier.

>>38669821
>Cutting
>With one of the most calorie-packed japanese foods

There's a reason why here the stereotypical ramen stand customer is a fat balding man.
Habitual consumers are usually fatasses, it's anything but cutting food.

But it is one of the best tasting things in the world, unfortunately.

>>38667357
Mouthlets

>>38667429
By cooking rice properly

>>38656045
>>38656164
>>38656393
>>38656433
>>38656535
>>38656588
>>38656631
>>38657890
>>38658041
>>38660555
>>38661925

treating your bodies like a trash can

>>38656164
what the fuck is this

Do Americans ever cook? All I see here is pre-cooked or frozen food. You never prepare the food yourselves, don't you?

Maybe that's why you are so fat.

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Was very tasty

>>38656045
Chad confirmed

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Tuna and lentils

Tastes as good as it looks

>>38660915
Same boat bro. Fuck prednisone.

>>38671431
day not be lentil nigga

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Rice and chicken.

Cooked with veggies, soy and garlic.
I cant stand eating bland shit all week.

>>38671558
>cant stand eating bland shit all week.
>makes the blandest looking stir fry imaginable

Also
>long grain white rice
Step up your game and at least get medium grain, famalam