ITT: cryptonite

Sarsaparilla
Fucking Sarsaparilla

>>38652403
yum?

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These guys will rek your cut

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>can easily down a whole tub in one sitting

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

>>38652515
i don't buy peanut butter or bread anymore. can't just eat one or two slices.

>>38652403
Chili
Greasy fucking fartsy Chili

>>38652640
Fuck I'm the same bro, it's always 1 slice or 1 scoop after the other

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I can't resist this stuff to save my life.

>>38652403

wtf is that? oatmeal?

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anzac biscuit, peanut butter and ice cream sandwich

Fuck I'm sorry

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Not even Brazilian.

>>38652896
>>38652886

love that shit too

>>38652403
Your kryptonite is diarrhea?

>>38652668
that's not even half-bad though, as far as full means go. If you're gonna cheat on that atleast you can loads and loads of protein in which you wouldn't get with stuff like

>>38652852
>>38652886

>>38652668
>literally mince, vegetables, and spices
What's wrong with chilli?

>>38652648
>KFC
Didn't know people can possibly like garbage

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>>38652852
Now I'm cravin'

>>38652914
nothing, i just can't stop once i start

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>>38652403
There is nothing better than a couple McDoubles after a workout. It's not all bad, though, because one of these little fuckers cost a dollar and has 22g of protein. It just has 34g of carbs per. But still a lot of protein for the price.

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>>38652403
This, it makes you so energized at the gym but I forget to eat

>>38652403
oreos. i can never not eat the whole damn box. i only ever buy the little 6-packs to make sure i don't go off the rails.

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>tfw eating yet ANOTHER full tub today

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Traps.
I would be a model human being if it wasn't for my uncontrollable desire to dominate and ass fuck traps until they totally submit to me.

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These recently started getting imported and sold in australia and I swear to god it's some opium wars level bullshit level of addiction going here

>>38652971
same here mang, its just so intoxicating to think of a guy feminizing himself and getting fucked for my pleasure, making himself submissive for me.

what do you watch/sites you go on for your fix?

>>38652959
Dawg that shit's good for you desu

>>38653006
>what do you watch/sites you go on for your fix?
I go and fuck the convincing crossdressers/shemales in my community

>>38653024
thats one step i can't do, most are just hideous.

any pics of one of them?

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>>38653039
>thats one step i can't do
Well then you haven't done shit. You've just had a wank. When you are having unprotected anal sex with trannies you just met all the time you will be at my level

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>go to store to buy milk
>pass by candy section
>see pic related
>pace back and forth for 10 minutes before finally willing myself to not buy it

THE SHEER WILL POWER NEEDED. PLS SEND HELP

>>38652999

Too much sugar in both the chocolate and the peanut butter.

You can do this better yourself spreading 100% peanut butter (no sugar or trans-fat stabiliser, the kind you have to stir when it separates) on a little slab of good dark chocolate.

Peanut butter and chocolate together are the straight goods.

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>>38653119

>>38653147
Too bad dark chocolate tastes like shit.

>>38652944
I have to eat two double cheeseburgers to get my full macros when bulking. I eat way too healthy otherwise to be able to get 3000 calories and not be bloated and want to barf by the end of the day

>>38653133
is that one of them? holy shit, here in the UK, there does not seem to be anything.

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Fucking cake

>>38653147
confirmed. doesn't taste like shitty vomit chocolate either. 10/10

>>38653206
You are so wrong. I'm not going to help you though because you sound like a beta loser whose too afraid to leave his house for sex

>>38653166

HAHAHAH

>>38653235
Unlike you I guess HIV is something that overrides my desire for trannies.

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Fucking. Cheesecake.

>>38653215
>Ooh shit that cake

>>38652959
There is low fat kind

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>>38653262
I got you famiglia

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>>38653262
>>38653283
>cheesecake
>mfw this is the only food that gets my dick hard
>tfw I'll break out from the sugar and dairy
>tfw I can't simply eat one slice
Why, brehs?

>>38652948
at least it's the best on a cut

>>38653015
it's really high in sodium

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Pic related.

And Bisuits and Gravy
And Pizza
And Pad Thai
And Key Lime Pie

millefeuille
red bull
coated peanuts
and something else idk the name to

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pizza thuna pinnapple salami

it's just too delicious

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>>38652403
Dammit.

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>>38654035
>pineapple on pizza

My kryptonite is food in general. I've been binging too hard lately due to new location and more money. I've gained back weight I tried so hard to lose. How do you guys stop yourself?

>>38654035
>thuna
>pineapple
>salami

strong bait

>>38653235
Not that beta anon, another thirsty chaser who doe not fear AIDS or death. Teach me your ways, sensei. Where to even finds these girls?


Also I ate a donut today... on a cut. Gonna take a run to burn it off now.

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>>38652403
Fucking CHEEZITS

>>38653262
fuck

>tfw those boxes of variety cheese cake
>3 pecan caramel slices
>3 chocolate brownie slices
>3 strawberry swirl sclies
>3 plain slices
>1.2kg

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>>38652403
pic related
>Jewfag here
Also, any kind of bread is my kryptonite, can pound two baguettes in a row no probz

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Autism

Dürüm (burrito-style kebab) and Hot Dogs with Käsekrainer (eastern european cheese-infused sausage)

There are some vendors near my last subway stop before I get home and sometimes it's really really tempting

>>38653166
>I'm the sugar industry's cuck

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>God tier
honey buns
oatmeal cream pies
zebra cakes

>ok tier
swiss rolls
cosmic brownies

>unknown tier
fudge stick things
regular brownies

>>38654115
it's my favorite pizza
i'm dead serious

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peanut sauce

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>>38654216

>>38652403

What is that

It looks delicious

>>38653166
Spotted the fatty

>>38654240
sometimes i eat cheese with chocolatecreme too...
my wife calls me disgusting because of that

>>38654248
the package on the pic leads me to believe it's disassembled chocolate pudding with vanilla sauce

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I could drink this shit

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>>38654265
And so should she.

>>38652926
It's the only fried chicken fast food chainq in my country

>>38654231
I make peanut sauce that is /fit/. Use buckwheat soba noodles, mix pb2 powder with water to rehydrate it, then add coconut aminos, and sriracha if you want it spicy. Add grilled chicken breast and veggies to your peanut noodles.

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I would eat this every morning if I could

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cant stop eating these once i start

>>38654672
me neither
winter is cruel and delicious with it's delicious gingerbread chocolate pretzels

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>>38652403
With warm, fresh pita bread

>>38654742
not too bad for u to be honest
keep it to 1 pita and ur gud

>>38654672
the ones from trader joes are pretty good (decent amount of fiber/protein to calorie ratio) and dont have nasty additives like partially hydrogenated oils. they also have them in milk and dark chocolate.

>>38653283
>no-bake cheesecake

absolutely disgusting

>>38654649
Why not? Could easily fit those macros in even when cutting. Unless you fell for the no carb meme.

>>38654763
>keep it to 1 pita and ur gud
thats the problem, i end up downing an easy 5 or 6

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>>38654842
A ton of salt and a shit protein-fat ratio

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>>38652403

>>38652852
ARROZ CON LECHE ME QUIERO CASAR

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Ate 17 yesterday.

>>38654993
>ARROZ CON LECHE ME QUIERO CASAR
CON UNA SEÑORITA DE SAN NICOLAS

>>38652403
Why is every Norwayfag on this board a white trash loser?

>>38655074
>white trash loser
Because they are Norwegians

>>38654207

Someone forgot motherfucking star crunch.

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Each time I see one and have to resist eating it I die inside
Thank god bulk is coming

My area has very little in the way of fine dining. People here unironically think Olive Garden is the pinnacle of classy eating. But we have the junk food of the gods. Between Snyder's, Utz, Martins, and a dozen other brands, we have more varieties of chips and pretzels than most people would ever imagine.

Then there's Quaker Steak & Lube. For $12.99 every weekday during lunch, you can get the special, which consists of all-you-can-eat wings and appetizers. Jesus Christ, how horrifying. Or go on Tuesday evening for the wing buffet, which also includes nachos with meat and queso, and of course funnel cake fries, because fuck my life.

Just to reiterate: AYCE nachos and funnel cake fries on a buffet, with a dozen flavors of wings sitting between them.

And what the hell, it's happy hour, so grab an 18 inch high stack of soft pretzels with beer cheese and a 55 gallon oil drum of Sam Adams. You'll still be out the door for less than 30 bucks, and it's a carb reload day, right? It is now, faggot. Keep shoveling food into your face, there's still room left in your esophagus.

>>38655133
Sounds like a great winter dream bulk

>>38655112
Most Norwegians I know are connoisseurs

>>38655243
BBC connoisseurs

>>38652403
>store bought chocolate pudding
Literally one step above Mickey D tier.

>>38655270
Nah that's Sweden

>>38655451
sweden switched from jungle-chocolate to kebab-flavor recently

>>38655464
>switched
>not having both
You never been to Sweden have you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NP0Nu9S3tk

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Fucking PIZZA and Ben and Jerrys jesus the last 4 weeks of this cut have been death

>>38655707
are you a fucking woman? Kill yourself dude

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THEY ARE CHRISTMAS COOKIES

WHY IS THIS SHIT ALREADY IN THE STORES

I have a huge thing for spicy food, I can never get enough of it. Don't care what country it's from, if it's hot and spicy I crave it. I keep getting curry to eat but honestly my gf is sick of it.

>>38654072
That shit's the best, nigger.

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>>38656360
BECAUSE YOU DIRTY PIG EAT THEM ANYWAYS
>and i eat these ;-;
verdammte scheisse

>Most of the posts in this thread are assorted sweets with at least 10 grams of sugar

What the fuck guys, do you really have no taste in fine food?

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If I bought a box of these i would eat 2-3 a day until they were all gone

good thing I can keep myself from buying them

>>38656470
the body is made to enjoy sugar

>>38656503
>the body is made to enjoy sugar

Uh not really, sugar is pretty much one of the worst thing you can put into your body.

>>38652403
spaghetti.
doesn't matter what you make from it. carbonara, bolognese, pesto, any type of pasta dish you can imagine and I can eat ungodly amounts.

my dad's a really good cook too so it makes it hard while visiting them on a cut.

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>>38652403

These
Cheetos Flamin hot
and GFs

when I'm dating I love to waste time and money on eating delicious fat shit with her, should really find something else to do with women or friends in general

>>38654064
>mfw tortilla chips alongside guacamole or salsa

fuck that shit, i can eat the whole bag and a whole bowl, often do this shit for superbowl and barbeques, but somehow manage to eat half of it by myself even though everyone likes it.

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>>38654072
pineapple belongs on pizza
>pepperoni, pineapple, onion, jalapeno
best pizza for you

>>38656656
pineapple, double bacon jalapeno is best bud

>>38656656
>onions with pineapple

Dude, you have shit taste.

>>38655043
Fruits literally don't matter in your macross. The calories they add barely count yet they have a great content of vitamins and minerals that'll make you feel and look better overall.

wait, 17? what the fuck are you a horse?

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>>38652403
Cant till /bulk/ in november so when I have these like once a week i wont feel like complete shit. Even

>>38653119
well that filename is spot on

>>38656699
A single, ripe apple is 116 calories according to google. This dude eats at least 17 of them, which means he takes in 1972 calories per day. I'm pretty sure that guy is a fatass.

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>>38656677
onions are the best pizza topping regardless of what else is on there

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>>38656503
Once bought a pack of 6 per day, ate the whole pack that day, i was sooo fucking good.

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Does us/europe have these?

>>38656755
Onions are great, but they do not mix with pineapple at all. Your taste buds must be dead or something.

>>38656838
it a pizza they do. especially if it's red onion

>>38656878
Where do you see pineapples

>>38656822
US has

>>38656878
Maybe small sliced onions, but I don't see how would chunks of onion fit well with big chunks of pineapple.

>inb4 dont judge b4 you try it

I did try it once and it tasted nauseating. Pineapple doesn't mix well with anything except peppers on pizza.

Oh and pepperoni.

>>38656896
when have you ever seen "chunks of onion" on a pizza? it's always sliced thin

Tea and cigarettes?

>>38656953
Beef pizza. Seafood pizza. Vegetarian pizza.

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Potato in all kind's of forms. If i buy a bag of chips ill eat it, its like i can't control it.

>>38657281
A breakfast place with good country potatoes is killer

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any kind of pizza really.

>>38652493
the mature cheddar and onion sound fucking amazing

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>>38653119

>>38652866
It's some kind of chocolate and cream desert, I think the box is to the right of it in the photo

Mexican food.
Ate a whole chicken burrito last night was under my calorie limit but still.

>>38658034
holy shit, it's been so long since i had a good pizza with lots of cheese and sauce...

>>38652403
what the fuck is this?

>>38654866
What's your go to breakfast meal?

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I get the urge to impregnate

>>38658117
came here to post this.

>>38654533
>fried chicken
>chicken

yeah sure, i also like doggo meat

>>38658170
I'm pretty sure those are ass implants. Those proportions look unnatural as fuck.

>>38658196
Proportions of what you fucking retard? Her entire body is covered by clothing. The proportions of her face and hair?

>>38652648
stop posting pics of crack.

>>38658215
No the fact that her upper body looks like a stick and her ass sticks out like two balloons out of her behind. That shit just isn't natural.

>>38653133
>unprotected sex with a tranny
do you want to fucking die??

>>38658196
you're retarded plenty of women at my uni have proportions like this without surgery

>>38654149

I know exactly what are you talking about.

> the strawberry ones

HNNNNNG

>>38658265
>without surgery

Oh how did you know, did you ask each and every one of them?

>I'm an expert on women, trust me guise!!

Fuck off.

>>38655112
finner nordmenn som er ikke absolutt taper?
norge er bare mindre sverige, dere bor ikke være så stolt bare fordi du har ikke så mange innvadrere som sverige

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Everyday when I walk from to the gym I go past a Mc Donalds, KFC, TGI Fridays, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Pizza Express, Nandos and Subway yet this (and chicken breast subs) are the only things that tempt me.

>>38658343
Niggah you can neither read English nor spell Norwegian.

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>>38658262
I don't know why but this post made me kek hard

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>>38658170
>mfw ass man and yellow fever

There's a Dominos on base about 2min down the road from my barracks, I can't help myself

That deliciously greasy garlic buttered crust will be the death of me

>>38658170
>>38658873
need

to

breed

>>38656656
try pineapple olive. it tastes even better the next day.

>>38652648
>nigger detected

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>>38654207
fucking ziggers

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>tfw 33% of my daily calories come from this

>>38652852
what the fuck is this?

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>>38653262
>>38658117
>mfw it was my 21st yesterday
>mfw i did nothing but eat birthday-cheesecake and down beer

>>38659287
happy belated anon

>>38652403
damn, i thought it was some creamy mushroom dish. now i want mushrooms. asshole.

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God fucking damn I can never stop with these

>>38653147
>>38652999
>vanilla protein powder
>raw cacao powder
>peanut butter
>milk

thank me in valhalla brehs

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>>38654186
>Cheese sauce
Go fuck yourself

>>38659385
holy shit

>>38653146
Iktf bruh

>>38653146
imagine how you look doing that.

>>38652403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC4Yb6Ry2B4

>>38652944
Check your American privilege mate. I'm always jelly knowing you guys have dirt cheat McDonald's. Canada is such a shithole

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True kryptonite - y'all are just fatasses.

Don't know who made this picture but - I am on 3 different medications for asthma. One of them stunts growth in children by 1cm over life but I started it when I was 17 and I'm 6'1 now... Phew.

Sometimes I can run a couple miles without getting inflamed but squats require me to use my inhaler. The only downside is corticosteroids weaken bones very marginally.

:P

>>38653215
Any cake > $15 taste like God sent. The cheese ones and chocolate ones can melt my heart and even 10/10 qt cannot compare
But after 6 months of extreme healthy diet and lifestyle change I think I won't eat cake for the rest of my life senpai. Maybe one day I'm old and don't care my body I'll start again

>>38652403
Is that biscuits and gravy?

>>38659650
youre telling me they dont sell the tiny hamburgers for a buck in canada?

>>38655130
fuuuuuu now i really want one... or three.

>>38652944
22g protein at 390 calories for $1.25 is very good tbqh

I'll eat 3 or 4 in a sitting once a week when I'm bulking. My records are six in a sitting and 10 in a day

>>38654074
Bro tip here
But only if you have he willpower to COMPLETELY cut down ALL unhealthy food
If you think the little cheat will help your mind then you are meant to fail

After this I start making healthy smoothies with low amount of fruits and honey. You can still control whole bottle below 100kcal. There's so many other food like baked chicken wings and such is not too bad. But only a small amount can be eaten. I've learnt to cook small amount delicious food and make sure they're all under 250kcal. That won't fuck up anything in the diet and they make up a part of the diet.

>>38654742
How much calories in Hamas and garlic sauce? I've heard they're yogurt based but I can't simply trust my normie friend

>>38652866
Stroganoff
>>38652648
Fried chicken, meats and fried shit in general is my nemesis

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Do you have chicken mcdoubles in your country?

Pretty good AND not getting the read meat cancer. Win/win.

>>38652944
Too bad they taste like shit. Out of all the fast food places, McDonald's has the worst fucking burgers imo

>>38659763
it is yogurt based. usually the light version because it is thinner.

>>38659797
Oh come on who doesnt like a bigmac once in a while. but yes you are right its the absolute worst quality meat you can legally sell.

>>38659797
McDonalds tastes like McDonalds, not really burger taste.

>>38653119
Are you serious? Why?

>>38659706
Average McDonald's meal cost $18 here mate. Our cheapest burger might cost $3 but they look at you like poor junk niggers when you order them.

>>38654207
>no nutty bars

>>38659907
dont fucking buy that. just dont do it ever. holy shit. you can get steaks for that much and mcdonalds is basically way overpriced even here. Get this they are turning mcdonalds into a restuaraunt here with table service and everything. dont let it happen.

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>>38658873
Same fucking boat man

>>38659843
>who doesnt like a bigmac once in a while
Me. The last time I had a Big Mac, I stopped like 2/3rds through because it was just disappointing.

>>38659856
Fair. The only thing I get from there is their chicken, and even that's pretty different than every other place's

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>come to after smashing a half-box sized bowl
>look at the husk of what I just consumed

Dammit, there went the last couple days of cutting.

>>38659939
>implying j trust any food that I didn't cook them
Real food is expensive desu familia. My weekly Costco shopping usually end up at $140 and I've been eating only 1500-1800kcal a day
I haven't had any package/procceed food in my cart for half a year now

>>38660010
>watch retro cartoons.
mother of god I'm fucking doomed.

>>38659304
Thanks anon

>>38659276
Rice pudding.

>>38652648

KFC's been ruined for me completely.
Parents brought it home for dinner one night when I was in 12th grade, and the shit was so greasy it felt slippery in my mouth.
Skin was falling right off and I swear to God I nearly hurled.
Never again. Shit's disgusting.

>>38654993
>>38655057
BUILD WALL AND GTFO!

>>38660238
its pretty bad if its prepared wrong. its not the best when its perfectly cooked. you can get way better fried chicken from the supermarket for way cheaper. Shit my alberstons sells off the left over chicken after 4 o clock for 5 dollars for a 8 piece meal two sides from the deli and a pack of 4 Hawaiian rolls. They dont advertise it you just have to know about it.

>>38655057
QUE SEPA COSER

>>38659907
The fuck are you talking about? A McDouble costs $1.59 up here.

>>38652944
But if you're going to hit up McDick's post-lift and you're cool with spending a bit more, the Grilled Chicken and Bacon McWrap has 34g of protein at 35g of carbs.
You get 6g more fat and 140mg more sodium to go with it, but it's pretty good for 480kcal.
Dollar for dollar a McDouble might be better, but a McWrap makes you look like less of a fat shit to those around you.

>>38655133
That sounds like an absolutely glorious, once a year event.

>tfw Cali fag

God damn it. Gonna have to see if I can swing by when I visit Colorado.

>>38653166

>"Dark chocolate tastes like shit."
>Being this underage, even on a SFW board

>>38656421
Same familam. My girlfriend had a white as fuck palette when we started dating and couldn't handle any heat at all. Four years in, she can almost handle Tapatio. Makes me proud, and happy I don't have to dumb down the spice of the food I cook on her behalf.

>>38653283
>>38654835

>No-Bake
>"Hurr durr, cheesecake is so tempting"
If that sad excuse for a dessert gets your blood pumping, you best come to terms now with never making it.

>>38655133
Southern/Central PA?

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>>38655707
Fucking same desu

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I miss pan dulce cookies.

Used to buy 4-6 every week just two months ago.

I live in Southern Arizona. Mexican food is delicious, dirt cheap, and fucking everywhere here. It's also impossible to cut with it, but glorious for bulking.

>>38660364
mexican butter cookies?

>>38655133
>tfw Australian and hearing about how Americans have all these fucking amazing dirty good food

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>>38660395
Or lard, yeah.

>>38660468
nice face.

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>>38660537
>mfw
>tfw
Easy mistake

>>38660468
It's a magical place tbqh

>>38660468
considering the only effective advertising on tv is for food it makes sense.

>>38660572
>the only effective advertising on tv is for food
Food and medications

>>38660681
well if you want to get specific emotional blackmail like the cancer kids and abused animal charity's are making a killing as well and you cant forget the all morning long ads for workout videos.

>>38653922
Key West's Key Lime Pie bruv fuck my boi pussy

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>>38660990
Pic related. Pie is from Blue Heaven in Key West, was there in late July. OC right here, senpai. Ended up eating two slices.

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>>38658262
yes

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Wish these would come back already

>>38656656
What the hell are those little black spots, looks like the blackheads on my fucking nose

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>>38661288
>looks like the blackheads on my fucking nose
You just reminded me I have those...and zits on my face in general. Fuck me.

Well, I guess I'll go wash my bedsheets again or something...

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help me leave

>>38653146
My brohther

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>Tfw made a bet with a friend of mine and if she lost she has to buy one of these for me
>Tfw I kind of hope she would win so I wouldn't have to resist eating it on my cut
>mini size is 740 calories

>>38661712
I hope the pussy is worth it.

>>38661634
I don't really have any good advice for you because I just learned to live with the ones on my nose and nothing else worked for the rest of my pimples and cysts so I went on accutane like 7 or 8 years ago and everything's been dandy since.

>>38661758
how much you want to bet you could stop that medication and you would still have clear skin.

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>>38661643

It hurts to think about how much time I've spent on here over the last 8-9 years.

>>38661782
What do you mean? I took it for 6 months when I was in high school, I'm 24 now. My acne pretty much all cleared up 4 months in and ever since the only place I've gotten more than the occasional pimple has been my upper back, which I accredit to having high test and wearing the same shirts for weeks without bathing.

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>>38661786
b-but we're learning important things right??
right?

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God fucking damn I can eat several packets of these a day easy

Thank god I can't afford it

>>38661799
what the fuck do you mean what do I mean? I mean from your statement I thought you have been taking the medication ever since. you couldn't infer that?

>>38655057
wtf

i thought it went

CON UNA VIUDITA DE LA CAPITAL

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>>38661786
>the last 8-9 years
>was going to express sad amazement at that length of time
>realize id been on here since 2009

>>38655043
How's your asshole anon

>>38661851
goofball. take this as a life lesson.

>>38655130
Where the fuck do you find gyros like this I swear to fuck I can't find any.

>>38661919
what general areas do you live?

>>38658117
This so much

>>38654072
>>38656656
>>38656671
>pineapple and jalapeño
>sweet and spicy pizza
我的黑怪

>>38661828
I could and did infer that, but the thought of taking something that potent and toxic for close to a decade seemed so retarded to me I had to assume I was the one misunderstanding you.

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>>38661915
That my life is bullshit and I should just end it?

>>38659763
>Hamas
Where do you get yours? Is the flavour explosive? Or does it just sort of sneak in?

>>38662162
>everyone knows everything about acne medication.

>>38662188
that you should just chill out and enjoy what you enjoy.

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>>38654035
>>38656656
>>38656671

>>38662214
Now you know. Accutane is like the last resort acne medication and it essentially nukes everything in your skin that produces oil. Taking it for years straight would probably kill you.

>>38662260
you could have been less autistic about it you know.

>>38662270
Tip for life brah, not understanding why people react certain ways over ignorant statements is an actual symptom of autism. You should get checked .

>>38662282
expecting people to know what if any side effects come with your particular medication seems to be the problem to me autismo.

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If you've ever had this stuff, you know that it's orgasmic. Hard to stop eating it!

>>38654993
Disgusting

>>38662345
I actually saw this at the market and drooled as I bought it. For some reason I ended up not really liking it that much. Tasty, okay, but not something I'd lose a cut over. It's still sitting in my cupboard nearly full.

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These sugary ass motherfuckers, I can't get enough

>>38660261
Damn talk about a cheap ass bulking meal

>>38653119
Fucking cumlets

>>38659941
FUCK PLEASE sauce

>>38662521
Nvm found it YES.

>Tomomi Motozawa

>>38662486
best kept secret anon. just tell the guy that sells the chicken you heard about it. try albertsons and stater bros. you dont have to get fried chicken either they will give you a whole rotisserie chicken as well. they just need to get rid of all that chicken.

>>38652999
get that crack off my screen

>>38659287
Happy birthday bro.

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anyone else who loves crisp bread with butter and cheese?

>>38663442
Scandifags are so comfy

>>38652926
Australian KFC is alright for fast food standards. as it uses real chicken at-least.

>>38652648
>dat dere extreme dirty bulk

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>here choccy choccy...

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>>38664619
>haven't had cereal in 3 fucking years

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>>38654035

>>38654207
twinkies

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>>38652403

>>38652648

>niggers

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>>38652403
>Americans will never have this

>>38662243

Fucking kikes. This country was built on pineapple on pizza.

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I've eaten nutella literally every single day for the last 10 years of my life

>>38656360

In my country panetone is traditional for christmas and they already selling too

>>38654035
if you put pineapple on pizza here in italy, it's actually legal to kill you.

>>38658855
Last month I got a pot (400g) and said oh fuck when I finish this I'll wait until next year to buy another. After a while I thought it was a good idea to finish this so my brain stop asking for another spoon. So I ate 400g in a single day.
Next week went to the supermarket and couldn't resist buying another one then I finish it in the same day.

Thanks Jesus, 2 weeks free now.

Fucking curry. Cannot resist a chicken Pathia. Sucks being a brit because there's like eight curry houses in my town. Either that or Guinness.

>>38656360
>Christmas cookies
That shit's in our stores 365 familia, you should try the vanilla variant with almonds
t. Dutch

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Oh god this too. Its so cheap at my local bar and I'm trying to fuck one of the waitresses.

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>>38658814
Obligatory

>>38666322
>vanilla variant with almonds
nah, man
I'm good with the oldschool stuff

I did resist it when seeing it in the shelves yesterday though
maybe I'll get a pack next weekend

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>>38664956
pineapple pizza is digusting

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Prosciutto or serrano ham. Whenever I start eating that stuff I just can't stop.

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this right here

>>38666156
totally do, brother gets it at net cost market all the time.

>>38660275
QUE SEPA GARCHAR

>>38668174
Hu3hu3

>>38654879
k-ka-kali san?