high test

HNNNNNNNNNNG at the pic

Brb dying from benis explosion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa1Jspvnxtc
Rate those hips.

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>>38651410
Lmao top cuck
>>38650634
I got you son
>my ex

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>>38650634
>that pic

i need sex right now

>>38650634
Sauce?

>>38651764
no

>>38650634
IF
Paleo/keto
Cold showers
Starting strength
Meditation
No plastics, no tap water

>>38651833
>no tap water
What the fuck. You know bottled water is high in bisphenols, right? Just because they took out BPA doesn't mean they're not still using BPS, which is just as bad or worse.

>>38650634
>nofap
Check. Still have sex, though. Also NoPorn.
>intermidiate fasting
Check.
>vegan
Check.

>>38654325
>Cold showers
>Starting strength
>Meditation
Also: Cold showers & meditation, test-bosting supplements, and (most embarrassingly) "breathing to my balls" and other bullshit Elliot Husk shills.

Day 4 no fap. Is it worth pushing on?

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>>38652517

>2016
>not climbing 3000feet errymorning to drink from pure mountain springs

not gonna make it

>>38654484
>pure mountain springs

you mean the ones that pregnant animals urinate in and drink from?

that's like swallowing a full packet of estradiol

I manufacture my own water in my private lab, I make sure I only use the hydrogen atoms with the highest test

I am also meme fasting and i just started high volume squats

my legs feel like jello

>>38654346
day 5 is easier

>can have sex
>cannot cum
>no porn, fapping, purposely edging
>meditating err day
>omega's, zma
>fuckton of veggies and lean meat
>no diary products
>no tap water
>no msg, aspartame, stevia bullshit, added sugars, etc etc ETC

Adding 10g of kretins per day coming monday

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How high would you go brehs?

>>38650634
>cold showers
>vegan
>no plastics

I have legit never masturbated in my entire life. Not even memeing

>>38654527
>I manufacture my own water in my private lab, I make sure I only use the hydrogen atoms with the highest test
>imblyign

But seriously, run a dehumidifier with a glass receptacle. Pure h2o. Boil it just in case of bacteria, but you're guaranteed no xenoestrogens.

>>38654616
Yeah, good one.

>fap twice a week at most
>eating healthy - good amount of carbs and fats
>do cardio 3x per week, once I'm no longer shit I'll mostly do HIIT
>do resistance training 3x per week
>take maca extract 5000mg a day
>eat chunks of ginger root

>>38654622

Or just make sure you're not overweight.

If you're worried about oestogen, take a blood test every so and so months.

If you want insurance against high est, take some DIM

Nigga gib sauce come on

>>38654586
>No hips.
>real fat ass

Im conflicted

>>38654686
>no hips
You must be blind.

>>38654669
Mariana Cordoba

>>38654703
Doesn't even look like >her, you memelord.

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>>38654696
?

>>38654725
Hips will be at their widest when they're just below her vagina.... not at the top of her pelvic bone. But yes, I agree. That woman has very minimal hips.

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>>38654725
>>38654751

>>38654623
I'm serious dude

>>38650634
>Paleo/keto/whole 30
>IF
>Bulletproof coffee
>HIIT
>Enough supplement pills and powders every morning to make a cancer patient blush.
>More supplements at night.
>All my water goes through two different filters.
>Unironically worship Kek
>Voting for Trump to Make America Swole Again.

I might be in meme overload.

>>38650634
>>intermidiate fasting
>>vegan
So basically you have no gains

>>38654586
gonna need sauce

>>38654751
>Hips will be at their widest when they're just below her vagina
>hips
>below vagina
your hips are ABOVE your vagina you fucking moron. what you are describing are saddle bags on the outer thigh. that girl has no fucking hips, as in her pelvic pone is tiny and lacks the width that makes a girls body curve into her waist

>>38654346
I cracked at day 2 :(

>NotGonnaMakeIt

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What did he mean by this?

>>38654966
She has hips, you fucktard. The camera is just too low to show it. Her waist is above the camera, an you're a virgin that doesn't get that those are low cut panties.

>>38655035
im not the one that called you a virigin
>>38654786
this guy dude.
just admit that youre a moron that doesn't know what hips are.
>thinks "hips" are the fatty saddle bags on the thighs
aren't you cuuuuute? in a retard sort of way

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>>38654786
>>38655031
>>38655035

What you are calling "Hips" is actually her pelvic bone flair.

I hope this image answers any question you might have.

>>38650634
>keto
>cross fit
>I wear a fedora
>vegan
>cuckhold lifestyle
>nofap
>noporn
>nopeeaim
>trump voter
>tranny hunter

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>>38655089
Here's another to illustrate

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>>38650634

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>arguing with autists about what "hips" are
just post high test, famiglia

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lots of test incoming

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>>38650634

>>38655311
Can you imagine those fucking ass and thighs if she becomes obese? She would fill a triple seat in airplanes.

I'm on a lot of placebo right now. It has been extensively proven to work. Nowadays scientists actually account for it before the study even starts. That's how you know it's legit. I use it in combination with meditation and other mumbo jumbo like that

To the anons posting the images. You are doing god's work, fellas. Thanks.

>>38650634
>intermediate fasting
i'll be on that there expert fasting soon

>>38650634
>cold showers (I don't force myself to take them, I just prefer to in the summer)
>intermittent fasting
>tongkat ali
>zinc
>no plastics
>HIIT
I'm le meme

OP HERE
actually i do sumo fasts which means waking up and working out for 2 to 4 hours without eating.
And then eating all day

>>38654340
I stopped watching elliot and consider him mentally ill yet i still do this once in a while

>>38655601
How much do I need to be able to deadlift in order to get a gf with such a body?

>>38655668
About 15 plate.

>>38654586
Oh my fuck. Source?

>>38655677
This, source!

>>38655674
I am not gonna make it.

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>>38655698
None of us will.

>>38650634
im just on
>nofap
>cold showers
>iceing my balls after workout

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>Anon, you just have no drive.

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>Anon, it's just not going to work out.

>>38652517

>no plastics

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>Didn't you go to college to grow, Anon?

>>38655767

i love it when dumb girls don't dye their roots, immediately outs them as racially impure

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Someone redpill me on what all these meme's are. No plastics? Bulletproof Coffee?

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>anon, mommy wants you to impregnate her

>>38655767
>tfw no NASA /fa/ qt gf

>keto
>fish oil
>crossfit

Will I make it?

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>Where is the man I loved, Anon?

>>38655031
You coulda just replied...

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>>38655803
>crossfit
wew lad

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>Anon, you need to leave.

>>38655767
Dumb cunt probably doesn't even know what the Apollo II mission even was.

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>Anon, please, you're scaring me and you need to get out

>>38655815
Absolutely perfect. Would impregnate and sacrifice my first born for her.

>>38655864
She looks so soft and comfortable. I just want to lay on top of her.

>>38655864
BBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

>>38654586
>>38654828
>>38655677
>>38655688
After extensive research, I've found that she goes by hashtagyoloswag on >redit.
Pretty popular, has plenty of videos.

>>38655875
That's the feeling I get with most of these picture, a soft and warm and cuddly human bean bag.

>>38655890
sweet jesus

>>38655903
>hashtagyoloswag
>reddit
dropped

>>38650634
Who's the thicc bae

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>>38655923
I'd drop her straight onto my dick if you know what I mean.

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>>38651442
that girl looks fat as shit anon, holy hit look at the double chin and ogre lips. Were you dating a latina shrek?

>>38651458
>Ferengi female
>wearing clothing

>>38654527
>>38654622

>pure H2O

Oh boy someone didn't do high school chemistry :^)

You can't drink pure H2O dumbasses, it dehydrates you. Google 'osmosis'

>>38650634
>nofap
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
>vegan
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/07/vegetarianism-and-veganism-best.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/07/vegetarianism-and-veganism-are-as.html

>>38656032
>blog
come back with an argument

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UGGGGGHHHHHHHH

>>38650634
I'm on the
>consuming less calories than I expend while on a cut
meme and the
>lifting weights only to put them down shortly after
meme

>>38656032
So, you expect me to read all that shit written by some random guy?

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>>38655725
>tfw I know this isn't Sparrow but pretend it's her anyway

>>38656021
wouldn't it just make your cells explode?

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Why the hell did I have to click at the home page thumbnail, I was just on my way to the sports board and now I am trapped here feeling all depressed.

>>38654586
I need to see her asshole

>>38656021
>>38656147
You can drink pure H2O, dumbasses. Water doesn't dehydrate you. It's not good for you because it lacks minerals and ions your body needs to survive.

>>38656085
>come back with an argument
That is an argument, that has been scientifically proven, with sources. Fapping and sex raise testosterone and no fap lowers test.
>>38656107
>So, you expect me to read all that shit written by some random guy?
>tdlr
Yes you lazy bitch

>>38656147
No, quite the opposite.

Because your cell walls are semi-permeable, shit like minerals can pass through. When you drink pure h2o, without the minerals and shit that is in normal water, the concentration of minerals in your blood decreases. The minerals in your cells (and other shit found in normal water) is sucked out to even out the concentrations.

So if you drink pure h2o without the minerals and other shit, your body is deprived of the shit that's normally in water.

That's why the pure h2o that people use for science shit is called demineralised water.

>>38656147
I think a main problem would be the lack of ions within the liquid which shifts the pH of your body (or the pHs of your body, I do not know if different regions/liquids in your body have different pH values). However, that could change certain chemical reactions taking place inside of your body.

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>tfw my 7"x5.5" dick wouldn't even satisfy any of these girls.

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>>38650634
>life

only meme I need t b m h f a m

>>38656224
>>38656225
Ah I see.

But it wouldn't dehydrate you in the sense that you're losing water though would it?

I mean, surely there's higher water concentration in pure water than body cells lol

>>38656248
DELET THIS

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>"You gonna stick your face in or what anon?"

>>38651458
>webm of a gif
>mvq

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>>38656311

>fat

>>38656284
Losing water, no. But hydration isn't just water, it's minerals and ions that you get from it as well.

>>38656284
It's called overhydration, not dehydration. I don't know what the other anon was talking about.

>>38656336
Ah kk

I was thinking of it in layman's terms

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>>38656335
>gay

>>38656291
If I do that, there is risk of crying from joy and not coming out ever again.

>>38656284
Well, it would dehydrate you if your body expells the water, which eventually could be triggered if the balance within your body is not given anymore. This might be possible under the consideration that the human body is an extremely complicated product, but I think in the end what fucks you up is the lack of minerals or ions to be more precise, like Na+ etc.
And as the other guys has said there will be osmotic pressure taking place. For instance, image to containers A and B that are seperated from each other by a membrane that allows flow only in one direction, but no in the other (from B to A). So in one container A we have water without ions and in the other B we have water with ions. The water with ions, in container B will flow into container A in order to generate and equilibrium in ion concentration. However, the water from A can't flow to B because of the membrane. This will lead to the volume within A to increase, however, if the container A has a certain volume that is fixed and the amount of water inside of it icnreases more and more it might be that the container bursts. This could also take place somewhere in your body.

>>38656336
You're wrong. Hydration refers to liquids.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dehydration

>>38656365
Not sure though, just an assumption.

>>38656377
Dehydration is loss of body water, not h2o

Generally minerals and ions are considered part of water because ions are often attracted to h2o molecules, and therefore follow them.

Just like when we say 'air' we don't mean O2 we mean the 79% nitrogen 20% oxygen 1% trace element shit that makes up our atmosphere

quick chemistry question again, as i've forgotten parts

don't minerals join water molecules by sorta breaking down hydrogen bonds, and then getting surrounded by newly formed hydrogen bonds?

>>38656365
Also about the pH thing. Deionized water has a pH of around 7, but because of the dissociation of CO2 from the surrounding atmosphere it will decrease to 6. Now if the pH value in the human body is different from 6 it will change by drinking deionized water. At that's most likely not a good thing to happen.

>>38655804
Right here, babe.

>*points to crotch*

>>38656483
Yeah, the dielectric constant of water can lead to dissociation of a molecule. The individual ions can then receive a shell of H2O molecules.

>>38655281
ogon po gotovnosti

>>38656530
The latter effect is based on electrostatic forces.

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>>38656668
holy shit

love me some proxy paige

>>38655311
GOOD GOD LET THAT ALL BE NATURAL

>>38655353
Diamonds
Who is this semen demon?

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>>38655864

>>38657362
>That face

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>>38657377
who cares desu

>>38657377
Good or bad ?

>>38657385

if you believe this picture is not shopped get your eyes checked.

>that back pocket

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>>38657385

>>38657423
Check her other pic. It's the same humongous ass and quads.

>>38655767
>>38655802

Now I'm sad

>>38654325
>intermidiate fasting
>not advanced fasting
Step it up

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>>38657328
good god, dat ass

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>>38656488
>open image "hmm not bad"
>scroll down
>mfw
test was not ready. The whole set is great.

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>>38657585
I guess I could post the rest for the peeps who haven't seen it.

>>38657601
Shart in mart

Anyone has polish maria javelin girl webms

>>38655767
>>38655778
>>38655791
>>38655798
>>38655804
>>38655816
>>38655833
>We've been dating five years. How do you not know my name, you vapid cunt?

>>38655845
What's her name?

>>38656019

>confirmed for not actually watching DS9 because that was a memorable fucking episode

>browsed through entire thread
>came 3 separate times

KILL ME

>>38655115
Is that same girl as OPs?

>>38658258
Way to completely blow your test boost bro

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>>38655350
>just thinking about her can

>looking at all these high test girls and crying cus your dick is only 6 inches

depressing thread senpai

fuck I just can't get over my ass addiction and I'm forty.

>>38658557
>tfw 7.5 in dick, but way too thin to please any woman

>>38654812
>Enough supplement pills and powders every morning to make a cancer patient blush.
Yup. I take:
-Maca
-Horny Goat Weed
-Wheatgrass powder
-Spirulina powder
-Chlorella powder
-Multivitamin
-Vitamin D
-Bulbine natalensis
-D-aspartic acid
-kreatine
-PWO: l-arganine + citriuline + beta-alanine + taurine
-BCAAs
-Omega3
-Cranberry extract

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>>38658557
dicklet reporting in. was always ashamed of my small dick, still am to a certain degree. fucked over a dozen girls over the years, never had anyone make fun of it or not enjoy it. have a current high test gf with a great ass and she loves it

trust me..its small. she has had bigger. we live together, she loves it and she loves me. don't let your small dick hold you back, just go out and get it wet

>>38658641
This is a good post

What is the point of nofap if I am just going to come in my sleep after 3 days tops??? However I do try to stay away from porn because I believe it leads to erectal disfunction and feel guilty after I do it. Is it all a meme???????????????

>>38655089
WEEEEEEEEEEE
WUUUUUUUUUUUZ

>>38658641
Conversely on the other end here I'm a tree trunk and only slept with 2 chicks several times over. 25 here

>>38655353
Looks like Caitlyn Jenner

>>38658049

Iskra Lawrence

>>38657601
>>38656488

She seems like she is not wearing any underwear, why arent her pussy lips noticeable?

Not even the slightest hint of a cameltoe, that's weird even for a puffy vulva.

>>38655936
What does he mean?

>>38659094
>that's weird even for a puffy vulva.
Not really if she has a fat pussy (she does).

>>38656488

Pretty sure I saw a video of her getting fucked.

>>38659279
Not surprising considering she's a porn star

>>38659291
Got sauce?

>>38659309

Lanie Morgan

>>38658608
damn thats a lot of stuff
i take multi vit, vit d, zinc morning and a spoon of blackstrap molasses. biotin, vit e evening.
healthy meals, row 5k twice a day, run/gym alternate days.

>cold showers
>urine therapy
>sungazing
>telekinesis
>sleeping on floor
>nofap
>raw meat

>>38655350
holy shit sauce

>>38658608
>>38659772
acidophilus is an underrated test booster. gut health is important senpai.
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0084877

>>38657616
My dick is diamonds, oh dear god why did I open a high test thread in my college library? How am I supposed to walk to class

>>38657616
>>38659886
fug u right. i don't know why ass in dresses is so GOAT but it is.
https://instagram.com/p/BKIfzW8hZPk/

>>38659899
Especially when the dresses are tight and they arent wearing any underwear.

FUUUUUUGGGGGGGGG

>>38650634
Lets see...

>nofap 2 days strong LUL
>clean bulk
>Strong Lifts 5x5
>no sugar
>1 cup coffee to raise metabolism
>green tea everyday for muh antioxidants
>no alcohol, drugs, etc..
>eat same shit everyday because I need to exact amount of calories, carbs, fat, protein

Please tell me I'll make it

>>38659946
Also, creatine, beta alanine, vitamin D, fish oil capsules, no fried foods, etc..

My next evolution will be Test & fat burners, but ill wait a few months

>>38655654
Not quite sure if I'm lovin' it with that cottage cheese syndrome goin on.

>>38656032
That pro-fap link is pretty damn intriguing, honestly.
But my main reason for doing nofap is because I was jerking it an average of once a day for about 6 years, using porn every single time.

I'm basically lumping nofap in with it, but my main goal is noporn.
I don't want that shit to keep fucking up my intentions with women and my expectations with sex.

>>38659820
Chyna chase

>>38655350
FUCK

>>38658557
6 inches is above average you big fat dumbyhead

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>>38659357

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>>38655350

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>>38655350
>>38662264

>>38655767
I drive

>>38650634
I'm gonna save this pic, maybe I will need it later.

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>>38655891

>>38655350
>someone shoped the tattoo out
looks better but, for what pvrpose, this is the internets

>>38650634
>intermidiate fasting
I've been off /fit/ for a few years. Is this a misnomer for intermittent fasting, or is this some hip new thing out there that the real world doesn't care about?

>>38655795
No google in pizza dog land?

>>38655364
>tatts
dropped

>>38655817
Apollo 11 not II you dumb cunt.