Brehs....

>>38647552
this reminds me of the spider i killed on my bed this morning.

BURN EVERYTHING

Welp, time to sell the house

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>>38647552
>tfw you squish it with tp and it pops

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>38647552
that booty...

those fuckers are out all over the south now. the webs can be as big as one of those cheap inflatable volleyballs people knock around at graduation, and the web anchors can stretch long enough to cover a door

>mfw the first thing i do in the morning i walk right into one

looks like a Brown Recluse spider

one of the most poisonous spiders in the world breh

>>38648255
>poisonous
Why you eating spiders breh?

>tfw massive spider on my desk at work
>Panic
>Try to act chill but grill notices
>She literally smacked it flat with her bare hand
>t-thanks
Who here low test