I just realized the sole reason I lift is for the acceptance of an imaginary girl from Japan.
Is there any other reason to lift? Real women will just give you infections and baby trap you. They'll ruin your money gains for life, and possibly your lifting gains. It just isn't worth it.
>>38642395
Is there any other reason to lift?
I lift for her
>>38642519
woah, how big are you?
Pretty much
>>38642395
If that imaginary girl from Japan knew you lifted solely for her acceptance, would she accept you?
>>38642569
But Yun is a fatty.
>>38642602
No she isn't. She just watches her weight carefully
>>38642600
Of course she would.
>>38642641
You're waifu a fatty.
>>38642711
no bully pls
>>38642747
I'm just fooling around. Do it for her.
you're telling me
>>38642395
Too bad she's already taken.
>>38643765
yeah, by me.
>>38643696
sources ?
>>38642395
YOOU ARE
AN EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL
WHO LIVES IN A SMALL CI TY IN JAPAN
sauce on op's image?
>>38645001
Welcome to the NHK
I lift to be my waifu.
>>38645273
Is that supposed to be Rem?
Pic is mai daughteru, more loyal than any 3D.
>>38645338
Yeah I just havent been bothered to style the wig yet,
Not a bad choice desu,I have a feeling your daughteru might be forgotten by the masses after a few more seasons but I mean all that matters is if you keep her dear to you.
>>38643779
Go to bed Satou.
>>38645395
>>38645338
Fuck they're so perfect
Hey man, whatever keeps you lifting heavy.
Word of advice though: when you do get an actual gf, don't tell her about your waifu. Consider yourself warned.
>>38642395
It's great, isn't it?
>>38642519
Satsuki best klk.
>>38642600
Technically she was born in England but the answer is still yes.
>>38645273
Are you friends with the guy who wants to be Hestia?
>>38645444
>checked.
>>38645537
You mean this cuck?
Yeah thats me.
>>38645569
I like your room.
I'd hang out with you.
>>38645395
Is this for a cross cosplay?
And fuck the masses, they forgot about my waifu but I won't forget her.
>>38645494
Thanks, have a free (you).
>>38645701
No matter where I look in my room I always seem to find some sort of motivation to lift.
>>38645900
>>38645273
You have some nice fucking taste. What do you do about the lack of oppai?
>>38645926
I more about the dfc but I do have these oppai candies that my brothers girlfriend got me from japan sitting on my desk.
>>38645898
Yeah I have been doing non serious crossplays for the past three years. I keep telling myself that Im going to start doing cosplaying seriously but I get good reactions for my shock value crossplays and I always have fun at conventions.
Do it for her.
>>38642395
any recommendations for films, anime, shorts, books, any medium, that is like Welcome to the NHK? to clarfiy, doesn't have to be anime
Already watched Tatami Galaxy (this has come the closest), and every other MAL recommendation with more than 5 votes (and a couple others with less than 5 votes).
>>38645900
>MLP
faggot
>>38646549
Did you watch the Subaru Magical Girl anime?
Houkago no Pleiades?
I enjoyed it.
>>38642600
/r/ that one picture about waifu not wanting you and going after the MC's dick
>>38646587
I bought it ironically to put my weiss cards in. Its just a prank bro.
>>38642395
I lift for zyzz
with me in every rep
>>38642395
I actually lift in the hopes that I can turn back time through sheer force of will and SAVE an imaginary girl from Japan from a horrible fate.
One day, I will save her...
>>38647132
Dumb tripfag (๑・ิω・ิ)っ
>>38647070
Do not stand at my grave and weep, I am not there; I do not sleep. I am a thousands pound of whey, I am the oats that starts your day. I am the squats down to the grass, I am the gains in your muscle mass, When your strength begins to drift, I am the rush that helps you lift. Of helpful bros that inspire I am your charm when the bunnies 'mire Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am not there; I did not die. Son of Zeus, Brother of Hercules, Father of Aesthetics
We're all gonna make it bro
>>38647070
this
>>38642519
Satsuki-sama is thicc!
THICC!
>>38646712
>>38647430
>1008 x2
>not doing Starting Protagonist™.
I should be shigging your digs, but I'll have Yui do it for me.
i want kuroneko to stab me
ONE DAY WE MAY
>>38646549
The first 6 eps of Owarimonogatari. You don't need to have seen the rest of the Bakemonogatari series.
>>38647430
that really depends on the manga
>>38647113
Shindol is a great artist, but it's a shame that he draws some depraved shit.
I still fap to it though.
>No matter how much I squat, bench, deadlift she will never be real
Maybe one of these days going for a 4pl8 bench the bar will just drop on my neck and kill me instantly to save me from this pain.
>>38648747
>dying before VR waifus.
You gotta be patient anon.
I guarantee you there will be custom holograms of your waifu catered to your wishes.
Even if it takes a couple of years, you can improve yourself tremendously until then.
>>38648776
>VR waifus
You better not be lying, hard to wake up every morning and stare at myself. Took a picture of myself and saw no life in my eyes.
>>38642519
This is just so...anatomically incorrect, I just...can't..
It's literally retarded.
>>38646689
checked out the MAL and read some a brief wiki of it, doesn't really interest me, and doesnt seem to be something like Welcome to the NHK
thanks for the rec tho
>>38648266
i watched the first two seasons of monogatari, well the first season and like 3/4 of the second before i dropped it because i really didnt see the hype/just didnt like it
thanks for the rec tho
>>>>/a/
fuckin weebs
>>38648931
>said anon as he posts on 4chan
>>38648883
I look dead in photos as well anon.
I also have a resting bitch face so I know how you feel.
Don't let it bring you down.
>>38648926
Have you watched Angel Beats! already?
If not, then hit it up.
>>38648991
only watched 1 episode and then didnt continue
not dropped, just got busy and then never picked it up again
aka after the first episode i thought it was okay, but obviously not compelling enough to have made me want to marathon it or immediately watch the second episode
ill def give it another try tho
its been a while since i watched the first episode anyway
care to offer some words about angel beats? like a super brief review, or comments about how you feel about it?
>>38649027
>Mfw finishing Angel Beats
>>38645900
Do you ever have sex with 3D girls? Srs question
>>38642437
salsa??
>>38644960
YOU HEARD MEEEE
ON THE RADIO
ABOUT ONE YEAAR AGO
>>38645900
how much mulah you think youve spent on your 2d waifu's
>>38649027
It made me shed a few tears.
On more than a few occasions.
It's primarily a comedy but it does deal with some heavy themes.
Girldemo is pretty dope too.
>>38649037
It hurt when I watched it the second time as well.
>>38649037
angel beats was pretty bad desu
>>38649037
>>38649084
thanks, ill def give it another go
>>38649086
yeah it seems like angel beats is very polarizing, either people like it or really dislike it
I lift for of tulpa
>>38649103
whos dat
>>38649084
>>38649103
>Finishing Clannad
>>38649113
sato from Welcome to the NHK, highly recommend
NHK and Tatami Galaxy fucked my mind a little. I don't even like anime at all actually, but I'll never forget those two. I like to think that I read a wide range of books, see a lot of movies, and listen to a lot of movies but nothing comes close.
Maybe it's just friendless loser in college syndrome.
>>38648931
Do you know where you are???
>>38649171
fuck i meant music...
time for bed
>>38649103
It's shit, but I wouldn't say I absolutely hate it. It's just shit and that's all there is to it.
I lift so I can be a demon.
>>38646549
Black Rock Shooter (the TV show, not the OVA)
>>38648642
He still has some cute shit tho
The doujin with the girl in the wheel chair is one of my all time fav
>>38649050
piss off to /h/.
or more likely with that specific doujin /d/