>pumping it at the gym yesterday >roastie comes in mid-set

And that's why you don't get laid

>>38635096
>wanting to bang a roastie

wew lad

>>38635096
>implying she would have even touched me even if I didn't tell her to fuck off
She was looking down on me because I was the ugliest lad at the gym and thus, the most likely to help her.

Fuck mind games.

>>38635089
Go back to /r9k/ you DYEL faggot, sick of seeing you sad fucks around here crying about chad and grills

>>38635131
Sorry bruh. Didn't mean to invade your safe space.

>>38635089

WTF is a roastie?

Is it uncool to ask someone to help you with your form? I'm trying to do perfect deadlifts and need criticism.

>>38635381
OP is just being a faggot, literally.

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>>38635325
A ""brave"" ""independent"" female with quite a bit millage on her poonani.

She usually tries to rationalise her constant pre-marital sex with Chads and Tyrones with the usual "genetics" argument bullshiy. When in reality, she's just a whore.

Pic related. The difference between a roastie and an innie.

>>38635381
It is if she had an entire gym full of people to ask but went the long way around to ask me because I'm ugly and ""safe"". Like I said it was mindgames in which she expected me to be grateful to her and help her with the best of my ability.

Fuck that shit. I'm no mans cuck.

>>38635407
That's not what that means...
It literally just means if a girl's labia minora peaks out of her labia majora(outie)
Some girls don't have that problem (inies) because it's genetic.
Stop being autistic man, it's easier to just call her a whore.

>>38635194
It's just autism, man.
You had an encounter with an attractive woman asking you for help and all you do is scream "slut" and whine about it on /fit/. beta af.

>>38635424
Calm down, Elliot.

>>38635325
A woman who was a slut in her early adulthood, failed to get married throughout her 5-10 year sex marathon, and is now desperate for a pathetic man who is equally desperate and thus willing to ignore the fact that she has swallowed enough semen to meet a 200 pound bodybuilder's protein needs. The term "roastie" comes from the idea that too much sex makes vaginas look like roast beef sandwiches, but I believe this is just caused by how long their vagina parts are.

>>38635407
kek nice explanation

>>38635440
I've never seen any proof for it being genetic. And I don't care. If all women can shame men over the size of their dongs, then so should men.

>>38635464
If I was beta I would have helped her out instead of telling her off.

>>38635482
I don't agree with the way Elliot handled things but I do agree with him in his mindset so idc.

>>38635407
>>38635506
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Roastie
Yeah it was really original too

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>>38635089
>>38635407

>>38635526
i wrote that

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>>38635528
>a busted out vagina is normal

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>>38635407
These are all good points but you guys never think about the virgin, maybe there's a reason she's a virgin

>gf is a virgin
>pretty sure I love her and I would be happy to spend the rest of my life with her
>makes me happy
>she's scared of intimacy
nothing wrong medically, just wants to take it very very slow, been going out just under a year now and have done stuff, but not proper sex and it's a bummer

wat do /fit/?

>>38635089
what if you were chad all along and never noticed it?

>>38635574
Then I would have lost my v card a long time ago.

You KNOW if you're Chad or not.

>>38635562
She's not really a Virgin. Sorry to be the one to break it to you anon.

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>>38635562
A chad is gonna come around and make her a roastie

Good luck lad. You need it.

>>38635617
>anti-white
I guess everything's anti-white if you look at it from a certain perspective lmao.

This is mildly related to OP's post but a different kind of autisitic: What do when an attractive girl from another group in a college lab says something like "omg youre done already?! Can you come help me?!" I am fully aware that I will not get sex by helping a woman of average intelligence get through a lab. Is there any reason for me to waste my time helping a random girl pull a C in one of her classes? If not, how can I avoid helping without looking like a dick?

>>38635696
Tell her that your busy fixing the world that retards like her ruined and if she asks again just tell her to fuck off.

>>38635696
>falling for the oldest roastie trick in the book
it would take more than that for her to get my work

>>38635089
This kinda shit used to have humor behind it now it's just sad. Fuck off already

>>38635849
Ok so what do I say to avoid having to help? I have a class to get to doesn't work because obviously the lab isn't technically over yet. A flat "no" will earn me the hatred of everyone and I am just now developing a couple of friend circles that I dont wanna ruin.

>>38635520
Is that true?
You got sources on how outties of that level are not genetic? Extremely curious to see your cited information, anon

>>38635089
You seem to have gotten lost on your way to >>>/r9k/
Autism must be rough

>>38635089
people who hate women god i can't even
you have a-autism(I feel bad saying this word(sorry neurodiverse individuals))