FPH / FPS Thread

>>38634687
How about you FUCKING contribute before posting a new F U C K I N G thread holy F U C K

>>38634709
I posted your mom, Anon. I contributed plenty in the old thread. kys.

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>>38634839
What the fuck did you say about my mummy?

>>38634687
damn i need to rewatch Spaceballs again, such a good movie, i would totally do Bill Pullman

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desu stoners are worse than fat people

>>38635174
Horrible. This makes me want to work on myself even harder.

>>38635168
Out of all of Mel Brooks' movies I liked that one the least. I think it's because Joan Rivers is in it. I can't stand that bitch.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=spKme2UzVaU
It turns out she wasn't so much of a bitch after all

>>38635170
It's always so easy to spot the disgusting fatties in these threads.

>>38636045
Kinda weird that she's giving them laxative teas as a present.

>>38635199
>>38635207
Euthanasia should be legal.

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>>38636054
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

>>38636045
I remember watching the video last year and having no problem with it. People need to stop being so buttmad at the truth.

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>>38635777
checked

>>38635160
Wow

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>>38635151
This can't be real.
I'm not even done, this just can't be.
Please.

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>>38634687
This is now obligatory in every fph thread

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>>38637144
You
ASS

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>>38637144
>you have about 45 minutes, there was a lot of cheese in that lasagna

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>>38637144
Sodomites disgust me

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?

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Lol

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Moot!

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Kek

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Mild kek

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I laughed harder than I should have

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>>38635160
EVILNESS

>>38637282
It means he has a big penis

9gag please go.

>>38637144
>tfw no bara bear bf

Why live?

>>38635160
A hero we can all look up to

>>38637125
i could see that happening desu senpai furfags are the most bizarre people i've ever spoken to

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>>38637144

>>38637462
brehs

>>38637144
Ehh, to be honest, while this comic screams tumblr, it definitely isn't the worst. They're bigger men, yeah, but I don't see any fat acceptance bullshit in this comic. It's pretty cringey, sure, but it's not the worst FA bullshit out there.

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>>38637462
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>>38637664

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNATWsVVwgo

This video (it's old as fuck, I know) gets me going. "All parents make mistakes, there's no perfect parent". Fuck off.

>>38637444
thx

>>38637444
Its just fupa right?

>>38637462
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>38637673
:)

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Here's a weird but relevant video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to7BMBJR9P4

>>38638235
good god, the list just keeps going

>>38638235
In a day? I didn't realize they ate so much.

>>38637700
Why does she need skin surgery though? Wont she just grow into it at puberty?

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>>38638235

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>>38638235
How? Literally how? The body can't possibly absorb that many calories at once, right?

>>38638235
>30,000

fuck me mate thats like 2 weeks worth of food...

>>38636001

Same here. Spaceballs is garbage.

>>38638235
How the fuck do they pay for all of that shit? That's 14 days of calories for the average person in one day. Unreal.

>GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG,

>>38639609
Prob get paid from a fetish site. Eating as a fetish has a major following and it's sad.

>>38639694
Lucky for her, she'd have a full stomach even if she ate nothing for months.

>>38638235
BOI

>>38635777
Honestly fps/fph is possibly the best form of motivation you could have, to get your perfect body it can take years of serious life changes, but until you look at cold hard facts you never think about the flipside where a few years of easy decisions could make your life completely spiral out of control.

>>38637656
Look at those arms and shoulders. Those are clearly powerlifters

>>38634687
<iframe width="1280" height="720" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/KhqyZgRhzY0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

>>38637664
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>38634687
No fuck that this shit is depressing. remember the fucking 800 pound guy that was on dr phil?

He is not dead. look at how far he made it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhqyZgRhzY0


Now check out his recent update in early 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFVSVg0SJHU

Listen to how he sounds like he's on the edge of breaking down.

He went backwards

we need to help this fucking guy

>>38634687
Fatties gonna fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_nqGqK1Kpg

>>38637144
pretty cute tobh

>>38634687
>its ok to be fat never improve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gPiS2xsF-E

This was on free to air TV - the only thing these fat fucks do all day

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>>38634709
this. Retard newfags need to stop starting FPS threads for the sake of starting them. If you don't have anything good to contribute, fucking wait for somebody else who know what they're doing to start one.

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>>38640584
this guy

>>38639694
>on an empty stomach i cant dance
it's not like you can with a full one either, lardass

>>38635160
based

>>38637673
Thanks catter

>>38637462
we just watched this ep on bg the other day. this bitch has 2 children, one is retarded because if a bitch is so fat you can get born a retard, forgot what the disease is called. the kid rocked the 'me gusta face' all day erryday tho.

>>38640676
Damn if I ever got that severely fat I would not have the will to loose the weight like that, that's hard af. You know that guy is gonna have some crazy addictive mentality towards food for the rest of his life and look at all the fugly excess skin... Unless you're born really rich and able to get the removed while he looses weight we will have that shit hanging around him like he's melting.

>>38640860
see
>>38640584
check his justifications for putting it back on and listen to how fucked up he is about it

>>38640584
im gonna encourage him to give up and eat with reckless abandon

i hate fatties

>>38640584
>>38640877
>>38640860
He should just kys, he lost before he started

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>>38637700
>>38637700
holy shit this got me M A D
it does cement a thought of mine once more, and that thought is that this kind of bullshit seems only possible in the absence of strong male rolemodels (like fathers n shit). female nature needs to supressed or else disorder will spread like wildfire. millions of examples here in the west. FUCK

>>38637234
Tripfags who don't contribute are worse. You only hate to hide how fat and discusting you are

>>38637282
Said snake is probably suffocating under the fat rolls

>>38635076
IF I EVER SAID I FUCKED YOUR BITCH

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>>38638235
good god, how is this even possible to eat this much food in a day

>>38641062
best motivational pic ive seen in long time

>>38637700
>mom is still fat
Fucking cunt needs to be purged from my planet

>>38637444
l'm fucking done

>>38635170

Most stoners are fat people. I can't tell you which is worse, man, I fucking hate blazeitbros.

>>38637282

>being insecure enough about the fact that the fat has swallowed half your ponos that you need to make a comic about it to defend your ponos honor to the world

You will never be as asspained as a fat man.

>>38638235

>bitch eats more in a day than I do in a week

We really need to stop giving disability bennies to these fat cunts. I fucking can't afford to eat like that...I already spend a lot on food at 40 a week. I mean fuck, I'm out of food for the week and just sitting here eating scraps I can rummage from the pantry and fridge depths because I feel there's no reason I need to spend that much damn money on food. And this bitch, now you know as hell she doesn't have a job, now this bitch manages to consume a hundred dollars worth of chow in a day, every day, and hardworking people have to make due on like 100 a fornight for food cost. Who buying this bitch food? Be damned if this is my tax money. Liberalism and social welfare were mistakes. God damn sir someone gave me enough bennies to buy that much food I'd give them a blowjob on the spot, eat organic like a king, and still have half left over to donate to the food pantry.

>>38637234
You disgust me.
You are the worst of all the tripfags
Fuck off to some other board, you DYEL cunt.

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OC from bumblr

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Yes, but my fingernails don't weigh 300 lbs

>captcha select french fries

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I'm so sorry

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>>38635151
I want to feel bad for him but god fucking dammit
this idiot has only himself to blame.

>>38641057
YOU KNOW, I MEME IT

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>>38641289
Ach, messed up on that one. Have this instead

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>friend visits
>brings Fatwife
>Fatwife is a "picky" eater
>Fatwife doesn't eat fruits or vegetables
>Fatwife doesn't eat fish or sushi
>Fatwife doesn't eat rice, noodles or bread unless soaked in something
>Fatwife doesn't eat anything spicy, gummy, gooey, chewy or any other "weird texture"
>Fatwife eats McDonald's, Burger King and Taco Bell
>Fatwife eats any dessert so long as it is high in fat and sugar and inordinately sweet
>Fatwife eats rice drowned in soy sauce and butter
>Fatwife eats all sorts of pastries, pies and cakes, except for those with "too much fruit"
>Fatwife sets AC to freezing and claims it feels good
>Fatwife complains when she walks more than 20 minutes
>Fatwife sleeps past noon, gets a massage for an hour then shops for two, naps and calls it a good day
>Fatwife dislikes everything that requires the slightest effort
>Fatwife dislikes anything outside of her interests, which are eating shitty food, shopping, sleeping and social media
>Fatwife spoils their kid, feeds him the same things she eats and thinks she is a good mother
>Fatwife is rude to anyone who doesn't cater to her fatwhims
>Fatwife is the epitome of fatlife
Good God America, get your shit together

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anyone got sauce on the girl in the middle of my pic related with the jooci thighs?

>>38641305
fucking hate fat women

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>select ice cream

>>38639694
isn't this landwhale the one that injures her ankle while jumping and dancing? i saw a video around here some weeks ago.

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>>38637144

>you have about 45 minutes, there was a lot of cheese in that lasagna

ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE'S A RISK OF THIS GUY SHITTING ON THE GTHER GUY

>>38637664

GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>38640649
> national television broadcast
> graphic literally says "more hungry"
Good job with the English language there, America.

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>>38638235
>"She is my sister and I love her. If what she does makes her happy, then I'm happy"
Really makes you think why does she say it in such a pained and resigned voice.

>>38641305
woman in pic literally has a bag of chips tattooed on her leg

>>38637664
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE!!!! REEEEEEE

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>>38640988
Nice projection you weak jawed manlet

>>38641252
Dohoho, surely you don't think you're the only board where my advice and wisdom is widely embraced

>>38637664
GET

>>38641761
Is your whole presence here just one colossal shitpost?

>>38637268
I wonder if this works - the mental image alone kinda makes me not want to eat lunch

>>38635186

kek

>>38641305

Fuck your friend for allowing her wife to exist and for fucking her

>>38641936
Thanks to modern feminism you can't criticize anything a woman does ever and if you ever go against what your wife says she can bounce with half your shit

>>38637664
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

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>>38637462

>>38637664
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

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>>38640663
>I'm not plus sized!
Yes you are

>>38638235
her smug ass smile when he's reading the list.

>>38640604
And this is why you never date an ex fatty.

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>>38637664
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

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>>38641269
Some of these women are >50%bf
They literally ARE fat

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>>38642130
Is Amy schumer the perfect woman?
Yes.

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>>38642215
The trainer said he actually did gain the attachment to food. Before he never had cravings for junk food and was easy to eat healthy, but after he said he would find it harder to resist junk food. I'm really glad my parents raised me on a healthy diet, I do kind of feel bad for people who go 18 years eating junk food then have to fight against that diet.

>>38637462

HIGH TEST
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>>38641564
Thanks anon, i wasn't disgusted enough.

>>38640967
Do a study retard. Your misogyny isn't proof of shit.

>>38637673
Thanks immunity cat

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>>38642233
>tfw your belly rolls looks like the ass of a much more attractive female

>>38642268
The habit is easier to break than you'd think.
I managed to cut out junk food entirely a year ago after 21 years. Now I can appreciate a tiny bag of chips once a week or so without any cravings.

Fatties are delusional

>>38641305
But soy sauce drenched rice is gooood.

>>38637664
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>38635170
>tripfag complaining about any demographic
tripfags are cancer, go kys

>>38637664
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>38638235

I eat myself sick trying to get down 3,500-4,000 kcal a day. Fat privilege is being able to bulk without even trying.

>>38637462
why did I think it would be a good idea to click that webm while eating my post workout meal

>>38638235
Fuuuck
All that food could feed me for a week and a half, probably more.

>>38642215
>no one chooses to be fat

That guy did.

>>38637664
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

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>>38640663
>said she wears sizes 6-8

>>38636069
She actually gave them 100$ visa gift cards and the last one got a trip to Mexico. The tea was just the sponsor

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>>38641564

There was a porn star that talked about doing anal stuff, I forget who it was. She said they do multiple enemas before-hand, bleaching, cleaning and all sorts of stuff to make it presentable. I imagine your average fatass homo couple gets shit everywhere when they fuck, just think about pulling out and having chunks of shit stuck to your dick/condom. Fucking gross.

>eye bleach

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>>38640649
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38641305
>>38641688
>ruffle shuffle

>>38637664
get your genetics out of my fridge

>>38642291
thats so true, its not like 95% of all pics in these threads are women who know no boundries, all those tv shows about fatties totally dont show mostly women with father issues. hell most people in intervention are women. keep hiding from the truth fag, one day you wont be able to deny that there where are no good males are around mental illness spreads. this doesnt have to be about being fat either, it is known that females without fathers are way more prone to drug use and slutty destructive behavior.

>muhsoggynee

cry harder cunt

>>38642291
I watvhed enough tv to recognize patters you dumb bimbo

>>38640649
Did they continue to eat healthy and exercise when they went home? NO THEY FUCKING DIDN'T!! The reason they were on the show in the first place is because they had horrible eating habits and zero exercise when they were home. As soon as they went home, within a week they were back to eating pizza and ice cream and not working out or anything.

>>38635160
D E V I L I S H

>>38637144
Duuuuuuude

Wtf

>>38642233
I would so hit that. Sue me.

>>38640649
just because weight is deterministic does not mean it is biologicial.

the problem is that on biggest loser has personal trainers bully people into exercising, rather than cultivating discipline to bully yourself.

"i was exercising 3 or 4 times the average person", you mean average american.

and do you realise that lower metabolism is an evolutionary benefit?? that means you dont need to eat so much food.

"im going to do what david did when he battled goliath". haha can you imagine this fat fuck being the model of Michelangelo's sculpture?

>>38635160
Savage, but pretty uncalled for.

He could have just dumped her ass, but had to go the extra step.

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>>38637144
Plz stop

>>38641255
HIGHEST TEST

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>>38638235
These are real people

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>>38635160
WRECK STATUS
(_)WRECKED
(_)SUPER WRECKED
(_)ULTRA WRECKED
(x)WRECKED BEHIND

>>38635170
A stoner is not as bad as 24stoners anon.

>>38642268
>people who go 18 years eating junk food then have to fight against that diet.

Feels bad man. Feels pretty bad. Thanks mom, you fat donut-scoffing shit. Now I have a sweettooth like a werewolf that comes out and demands sacrifices all the time, every fucking day. I do a good job resisting but damn I did not need this use of willpower just to get by without inhaling a half dozen tastycakes every day.

>>38643074
>anon
if only

>>38642233

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b6pXwK914s

>>38642980
>He could have just dumped her ass, but had to go the extra step.

Like in lifting, so to must you do in dumping. It's always worth it to crank out that last rep.

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i love that the goal of fat acceptance is weak, ill, over-dependent women "but at least they are beautiful"

and then the omnifats peddlers of pain misery and death try to sell it as feminist

>>38635076
I'm 6'2 220 and use the handicap stall every chance it's open. I've cut my knees on the to holder way to many times. It's not like cripples even need leg room.

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>>38642489
there is common knowledge that for anal the girl needs to get minimum an enema.
otherwise her ass will be gagging afterwards (imagine your fingers in your throath).
but yeah, fags must shit everywhere in and after sex, gross.

>>38641168
>Most stoners are fat people
[Citation needed]
My experience is the opposite, most are skellies

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>>38642942
>has personal trainers bully people into exercising, rather than cultivating discipline to bully yourself.
this must be the most accurate thing i've read about why landwhales can't get fit and why diet fails every fucking time for them.
nice job anon.

>>38642130
she honestly looks like john goodman in this pic

>>38637462
SHELF
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>>38637462
I will never be able to accept that I share a species with that thing

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>>38637664
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>38637673
Thanks immunity cat.

>>38637664
Get your genetics out of my fridge.

>>38641305
Gotta blame your friend in that case for enabling her. If men had higher standards women like this would be forced to evolve or die out

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Fuck fat bodies.

>>38642326
I think this has gotta come from people who've never had good rice.

>>38643049
>#ssbbw
>starting strength bbw

>just ate tons of chinese food
>packed to the brim with sugar, calories and saturated fats
>also losing weight

Like do people realise you don't have to cut takeaways out of your life? You can lose weight by exercising regularly and eating well on non binge days?

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>>38643562
What the fuck.

>>38643225
this is such a good message, it's a shame it's said so poorly in this message. Three different fonts and three different colors in one sentence, broken up onto four different line. How did they manage to get the "than" on a different level from the "less feminist"?
sad

>>38637268

damnson.

>>38641841

what he said.

>>38643301

What the flying fuck. I'm an aspie and I can't even understand how socially retarded this cunt has to be. Yeah, just STAB HER WITH A FORK, lololol so funny and random, just a joke even though she had to get fucking STITCHES

Any followup on this?

>>38643581
b-what bodyweight?

>>38637462
approx. how much did she just squat when she got up?

>>38637664

Honestly this shit is what made me start working out again. I've always been fat, but I was a heavyweight weight wrestler so I figured despite being fat I was still very athletic (made it to state 3 times). I quit working out and about two years later I was growing on the bottom of my chin. Cut that shit out and dropped 40lbs. The only time I want my chin be that big again is when the dip catches up and gives me cancer.

>>38637144
>there was a lot of cheese in this lasagna
My sides are fucking gone.

>>38643562

This one just pisses me off. I fucking hate these humourless "pranksters" that just fuck with people for a cheap laugh. Yes the fat bitch is dumb as a brick, but I'd be fucking pissed off too if some asshat decided to shove a pie in my face. And fuck, what if the lady had food allergies and reacted to something in the ingredients? This is just straight up assholeishness on every level.

>>38642304
Kek

>>38643600
no one is stopping you to make it better anon.

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>>38643600
hey the graphics talent at microsoft loves doing it that way so it must be good, right?

but yeah, fat acceptance idiots trying to skin feminism and wear the remains are a fucking horrible lot and i hate them, a lot

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I hate how the liberal Internet seems to accommodate to fatties these days

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Just ask a fatty, if they are seriously happy. You'll always get a different question as your "answer". Or they'll go on a rant about all these things but will not answer straight up, at first.

https://youtu.be/mU9ta_n6Pbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akPb_Bvor0A

>>38637381
this is why so many niggers get shot, if the cops would be fit they wouldn't need to shoot when they ran away

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>>38643873
fats represent about 70% of the american population and when something is that heavily entrenched in a society it is risky to stand against it, it is just easier to get more money by telling all the fats about how cool and awesome they are just like it is easier and more profitable to tell old men about how they are better lovers than those awful millennials and old women about "how to be sexy at 70" or for another example how virtuous one is to vote for hillary or trump, it just makes financial sense

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>>38637144

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>>38643562
When he gets that bitch with another pie on the way back up

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>>38643936
Its all part of a prophecy. It cannot be stopped.

>>38643766
How do these people not get their ass beat more often? There was a recent "prank" video of a guy using built cutters to cut people's selfie sticks and I kept wondering why nobody was able to catch him and beat the shit out of him

>>38642565
It sure doesn't have anything to do with the fact that women have a harder time losing fat and that obese men care less about their apperance than obese women.

>>38644048

>internet tough guy

Because they target weaklings, cucks, and fatasses.

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>>38643321
at minimum an enema? No, at minimum she just needs to wipe the dingleberries off her ass, maybe stick a soapy finger or 2 up her ass in the shower and had to have a decent shit that morning after he oatz.

>>38644070
>women have a harder time losing fat
Women are also healthy with 9% more body fat than men at a given weight. So, I'm not sure what the point of your argument is.

>>38641688
KEK

>>38643074
kek

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>>38644119
portions of almost everything sold (fast food, microwave meal, restaurant meal...) are standardized and since women in general require less calories than men in general it is far more likely for these standardized portions to leave them with (more) excess calories, so they have more trouble losing weight and might have to start making their own portions which takes effort and removes some convenience out of life (or causes you to start skipping meals every now and then but that's also a hassle) so dieting is harder for women that way

that doesn't excuse you average omnifat that eats about 40000 kJ a day though

>>38644020
at least he was wrong about me wanting to "tap that"

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>>38644252
depending on your car's gas tank that might be tapped for at least a full refill and perhaps two

>>38644227
Nearly had a heart attack just looking at it.

>>38637664
Thank you for your service.

>>38637664
GET YOU GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE!!!

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Back with another rage video.
Good luck /fit/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev7_oahsnqM
>That ironically peppy narrator kek
I'm only 5 minutes in and I want to kill this fucking hambeast.

>>38637664
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>38643918
You know what, fair enough for the chick with one leg. That shit's rough and prosthesis can only do so much.

What sucks is that the other bloated and/or fugly sacks of shit who could actually change themselves have to ride on her misfortune while she hops through life.

>>38643936
I hate this. I hate it so much

>>38644227
I'm gonna throw up

>>38644048
>built cutters
I imagined some kind of super-heavy-duty bolt cutters

>>38643829
Thanks for ruining the message.

>>38637664
Get your genetics out of my fridge!

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>>38644313
>lardass rubbed capsaicin on his junk
ok, so watching this wasn't a complete waste of time.

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>>38644388
(i'm not the one who made the og picture, i also hate that style)

>>38637664
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>38644105
>maybe stick a soapy finger
Hi small dick, you are wrong tho.

>>38640504
lurk more

>>38644227
>so dieting is harder for women
you won't make it fatso

>>38644503
I have made it actually, because it's simply a matter of habit

also of reading the whole nutritional and calories information on the package

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>>38644227
H-how could anyone consume such a thing?

>>38643081
>>38642268
my folks raised me on a lot of fat food and a "clean your plate" mentality as opposed to regular portions. I was fat for a majority of my life, only now starting to get rid of it.

Still hard to ignore sweets. Basically have to be completely full.

>>38637144
>gays regularly shit on each other during sex

Gross

>>38642291
99% of HAES is women

>>38643081
>>38644623
Men who nonfacetiously excuse themselves with having a "sweet tooth", get fucking over yourselves or kys. You're not some special snowflakes cursed with cravings for things bad for you.

t. anon who's going to practice what he preaches by quitting 4chan cold turkey after this post.

>>38644709
I'm not jumping on it you faggot, but the temptation is there. It's hard to ignore after literally 20 years of indulging myself.

>>38636045
The only shocking thing about the original video is how she thinks she's funny

>>38643921
White people get shot percentage wise to the ammount of crimes they commit more.

Also Non-white cops tend to shoot more at suspects than white cops.

>>38644709

I'm not male. In the way men crave burgers and meat and other such foods, women crave sweets. Get fucked in the ass you judgemental cumguzzler.

I eat really fucking healthy and on a permadeficit so that I can indulge in sweets, and I limit them. I buy in single servings, not the entire pie. I make it inconvenient to go out and acquire it. Just now I was craving the shit out of some sweets so I just ate plain cottage cheese, and I'm sort of satisfied. And even after accounting for the sweet things my daily average is still at or under maintenance.

>literally arguing cravings don't exist

Holy fucking hell. Full retard.

Yes, please quit posting here you insufferable cuntface.

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>>38634687
holy fuck.

>be me
>I guess I am an angry guy
>in a supermarket
>I really hate when the fat turds block me in an aisle in a store
>this one has a bread she eats with one hand
>not even kiddin ya, she gobbles a full loaf of bread in her meantime
>wobbles so slow and is so fat I cannot pass her
>she's literally walking the opposite of the light speed
>almost about to crash in her own weight and become a black hole
>I'm in a hurry
>bloopy heck and mosh gosh
>I have enough
>I say: Excuse me, TODAY, please?
>what? today what?
>could you walk the fuck out of this aisle TODAY? I don't plan to spend my entire youth here
>she starts the ol' trigglypuff mode
>muh freedom
>just walk out of this aisle and choose another to walk further
>to this day, I think she hasn't left the aisle

>>38637664
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>38644227
I-I'd like to try that...

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>>38644227

>>38643145
>Try my damnedest to crank out that last rep
>dump it anyway

>>38637664

GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>38639665
can i get paid as a fit male to eat? need those bulkan bux

>>38644771
>White people get shot percentage wise to the ammount of crimes they commit more.
doesn't matter, thing is that fat people would be more trigger happy. also, obesity rates are higher amongst mexicans and blacks, so this might correlate with the non white cops shooting more than white cops

>>38643766
Go back to plebbit crybaby bitch

>>38643766
>not enjoying free pie

my emotions would depend on the flavor of the pie I suppose

>>38643936
look at how fucked up her spine is, jesus christ

>>38637664
Get your genetics out of my fridge

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This is one of the shittiest FPH threads I've ever seen

>>38644280
I... I thought that was duct tape in the thumbnail

Why must everything involve food with these fatties??

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>>38645130
You can see her spine? I've had that picture for two years and I can barely manage to parse that object as human related, I'd never succeed if it wasn't for the head of hair halfway obscured by the imperialistic backfat. As it is I can only accept it as a rancid lipolith that the apes will worship once we nuke ourselves into extinction.

>>38644709
Literally no one will miss you

>>38644817
>Having a biological urge means it's OK to just give in to it

>>38645182
This is child abuse. Starving your kids is child abuse and overfeeding should be considered as such too.

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>>38645182
>6 minute mile

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>>38645275
>believing that's real

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>>38644280
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

NO

>>38644668
No. Not at all. That only happens if something has gone horribly wrong.
The butt is like any other part of your body, you have to keep it clean or it gets nasty.

Eat clean and take care of your butt and your butt will take care of you.

>>38645241

>can't read

I don't constantly stuff my face, tardbait.

>>38643301
Adam is alpha as fuck. Just like the guy in some FPS that carried his (paralysed) fiance around the store after a landwhale took the last mobility scooter. Anyone have that one?

>>38637664
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>38637462
to much ass

>>38644070
>and that obese men care less about their apperance than obese women.

Not true. Obese men are just more likely to own up to it. That doesn't mean they care any less than some landwhale screeching about thin privilege; they just weighed their care about how they look for their care about how lazy they are and quietly stuck with whichever had priority.

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>>38643936

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>>38642233
Wrong tyre company desu.

>>38638235
related video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO7iaUFIx5Y

holy shit he looks fake he's so big on that stage

>>38641255
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>38640604
what a waste

>>38642304
that ones not even that fat shes just hunching over

>mom gets sick
>I take her to urgent care
>they can't do anything and send her home
>she complains about being dehydrated on the drive back
>asks me to get her gatorade
>she's been drinking 1-3 gatorades a day
>tell her that I think water would hydrate her better
>we argue back and forth for a bit
>"just get me my fuckin gatorade"
>I go buy gatorade

Both sides of my family are predisposed to diabetes and she demands that I go buy her more sugar. I love sugar just as much as she does because muh upbringing, but if she keeps doing this shit, she's gonna get beets for sure.

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triggering

>>38645855
reminds me of the stupidly big sandwiches from scooby doo

>b-b-but shaggy and scooby are always thin, their metabolism must be great
THEY'RE A FUCKING CARTOON

>>38645855
that looks fucking delicious

>>38645877

Funny thing is, it's a perfectly reasonable cutting food, provided you only eat the half pictured.

I split a menu item with someone else frequently, although if it wasn't for one person I'd have no one do it with so I can certainly understand why that might be tough to do

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>>38641269

> Ma'am,the heart attack you suffered is because you are morbidly fingernailed

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>>38643081
>demands sacrifices

>>38645855
I've never understood why people put 3 slices of bread on sandwiches. It's literally the least flavorful part of the sandwich and is mostly just a vehicle for everything else. Fucking retarded if you ask me.

>>38645816
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy

>>38646042
Exactly, it's another 100-150 calories that could be spent adding another filling.

It's not even freshly baked bread that tastes fantastic when you have a few extra slices of it, it's literally boring as fuck sliced white bread.

>>38646062
I've never actually watched that movie, but that read was a wild ride.

>>38637664
Get Your Genetics Out Of My Fridge

>>38646042
absorption of juice from the tomatoes, additional toasty texture, additional structural integrity, extra unnecessary calories, you know, the usual

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>>38644955
That literally exists, it's called Food Wars

>>38637664
Get your genetics out of my fridge.

>>38644313
I love this video, it's both rage inducing and not. The woman is seriously a waste of a human with a cuck husband. She's entitled and honestly is just a bitch. The fish guy though, he's just so...I want him to succeed. He has a real passion, wants to find a job, knows he's a burden. He hasn't made a single excuse the whole video, he's just a guy who's eaten himself into a hole.

>>38637234
Holy fuck, you are so retarded, pls kys.

>>38645275
There's not really a solid definition of "too much", though there's an objective amount that counts as "too little".

>>38637673
Fucking do one, reddit.

>>38637673
Thanks kitto

>>38635186
>>38635199
>>38635207
>mfw just started nursing school and interested in ED work
C-cant wait

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>>38636045
her tits look faker than ever wtf

>>38637664
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

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>>38641761
All will be forgiven if you tell me the source of that image and promise me one of those girls has a dick

>>38646669
Holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Posting pictures of beached whales like it's some kind of fucking game? I hope PETA kills your dog.

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>>38643766
If she wasn't fat she could have jumped over the railing and beat that fucker's sorry ass.

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>>38644460
>only one of those three nicknames are applicable

>>38642454
US stores vanity size.

>>38646732
it's still a dick move. I hate fat people for their conscious decisions and excuses, not because they're minding their own business.

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Fresh OC after I explain I am not attracted to fat girls

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>>38646695
I tracked it for you anon.

I saw alot of gay things during my journey, and now i'm partly broken.

But it didn't involve a feminine penis.

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>>38646695
>>38646800
My work is done here.

>>38646800
wow dude... I was just shitposting. I-I'm speechless. Thank you. I will cherish this.

>>38644817
Go back to Tumblr fatty

>>38643766
this is a fucking facebook tier fearmongering comment

>>38646785
kek you're arguing with brick walls lad

>>38646902
I know, I usually resort to insults now because it's funny to see fatties cry

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>be black
>grow up as a skinny guy in a family of obese people
>very tolerant of over weight/obese people
>get /fit/
>realize fat fucks start to disgust me
>my disdain for them turns into hatred
>tfw a fat fuck parks in the handicap parking

Is this how I'm supposed to feel? I can't even eat the shitty food my family makes anymore without wanting to throw up.

>>38640649
>scientific study
>14 examples out of literally hundreds of contestants over the years
>no control group or anything to secure findings
I call P-Hacking and meaningless study to find a different responsibility than >>38642661.

>>38637700
This video makes me feel terrible for the poor girl, allowing single moms to raise kids is a terrible thing for most children due to a large amount of single mothers being idiots.

>>38637664
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>38646173
Best girl.
Both her and Elena from Street Fighter are the pinnacle of dark skin character design

>>38643081
Not to be a meme, but the only thing that'll help you get rid of your sweet tooth is hardcore keto, without fake-sugar replacements food, and ketogains.

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>>38637664
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE REEEEEEEEEEE