/fit/ humor thread

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Anyone go the pic of that /fit/izen who slept with a whale?

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some else contribute or i'll steal yo gains

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>>38626837
weapons-grade autism

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>>38626709
gold

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>>38626890
Keep uploading,

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>>38626988
Thanks lad. These were some good stories

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>>38626785
>tfw Pattinson kind of physique/facial aesthetics

>>38626988
Thanks for the dump m8

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>>38626888

>>38626988
Some good laughs, Thanks.

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The African-American who dumped that set of 32 or 34 or whatever is a good person.

Pic is marginally related to this thread.

>>38626709
Apparently that guy is back on /fit/.

His back is fucked up so all he can do is upper body.

He ended up with a herniated disk and was bed ridden for a year.

If you are here squats with sandles please post with proof.

>>38626988
Cheers. That ant one never fails to get a laugh out of me.

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>>38627534
Doing my part (OC)

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>>38626988
I have more because fuck yeah.
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>>38627659
Bonus one since I love you all
n-no homo

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>>38627719
>>the manlets band together and form a normal sized human

Dead

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>>38626811

This one?

>>38626888
beast

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>>38626910
this shit is hilarious.

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GHOST PUNCHER

>>38627540
>there are some actual autists who find this shitposting funny enough to screencap

>>38628565

kek'd hard at this.

>>38626970
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>38626808
FunctionalStrength.jpg

>>38626950
>reddit.jpg

>>38626921
What ever happened to those guys?

>>38626700
If you expected anything close to Zyzzs final form without life destroying doses of steroids you are autistic, get help.

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>>38630329
>life destroying doses of steroids
You're not very clever

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oldest /fit/ lels coming through

>>38627572
kek

>>38630449
Why doesn't this include him calling /fit/ a bunch of "premadonnas"

>>38630412

neither was zyzz apparently :^)

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>>38630733
Zyzz died because he was doing like 10 cycles at once. He also had a bad heart. Mix that with extacy. He also took x a lot. Most of his vids dancing is him fucking on x.

>>38630412
Yeah, blasting Tren and HGH is fucked dude wtf are you talking about? Also the clen was a nice touch right?

>>38630449
Fuck this made me laugh out loud in the bathroom at work.
Someone was in the next stall.
Just gonna stay here awhile.

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>>38626914
kek'd so hard holy shit

>>38630932
Your (You) is so reddit and you don't even realize it.

>>38631146
I made audible laughing noises near someone who was not making audible noises. I'm such an awkward autist lol

>>38631146
Nice dig, was that one of those insults to feel better about yourself?

>>38631366
Yup. Do you feel foolish now my sweet sweet little summer dyel? It's okay, just lurk more and try again next year.

>>38631068
Nice /fit/ banana

>>38631404
kind of. felt more so when i was laughin n the bathroom tho

>>38627540
>poos leave bodies, not enter them
Made me kek
Get rid of the other replies and it'll be good

>>38627888

lol yep

>>38628565
That is fucking oolllllllld
Haven't seen this in ages. Thanks.

>>38630490
Couldnt fit everything in not sure if the guy got the rest

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>>38631843
>fucking old
>2015
Alright, fäm.

Might as well post some.

>>38626808
story behind the pic?

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>>38626867
>use my pistol instead of spoon.
God bless.

>>38632076

It looks like they were all walking on that wooden bridge and the bottom fell out

>>38631404
Does it hurt to try that hard?

>>38632076
Some kid tried to chew 5 gum

What the fuck do you think is the fucking story about a pick where the story is literally happening?

>>38626988
Based ant bro

>>38626878
Thx 4 apex kek m8

>>38632490
>manlet finally learned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdL6BjupD1E

>>38632414
only thing missing is a 9gag watermark

>>38626899
OMFG ANON I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

IF YOUR READING I WANNA MAKE BABIES TOO

>>38632654
Maybe you could contribute content instead of crying.

>>38632490
lol every time that lil boy runs

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>>38632671
still better than the shit you are posting

>>38627572
top kek

>>38626700
haha nice meme xD

>>38626709
classic

>>38632141

>people wonder why their dogs die of cancer at age eight

>>38632776
Still crying?

>>38632924
this reminds me of
>at gym yesterday
>skelly is next to the bench Im using for pendlay rows
>mostly notice him because im worried hes going to drop a dumbell on my head
>he is standing, holding two dbs somewhere in the 5-15 lb range
>is holding them together, making large circles in front of his body, down in front of his waist up to over his head
>wonder wtf he is hoping to accomplish

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>>38632776

>>38626861
That was fucking great

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>>38632671
>being this butthurt over anons are calling you out for shit posting

>>38632776
>literally shit posting

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>be me last week
>have to take wellness class at university
>first week is fitness testing, pushups and mile run etc.
>be crisp clean ottermode with good gym clothes so bitches mirin as I top "fitness standards"
>girls mirin physique, guys mirin too, tfw chad
>fastforward to this week.
>Instructor introduces pullup pegboard challenge for extra points.
>Do it immediately after he introduces it.
>Claps, cheers, mires. justcallmechad.jpg
>start wellness bullshit
>going over movements today with some punching exercises
>learning to rotate hips while throwing a defensive punch.
>90 degrees at university, humid as fuck, instructor almost cancelled class. Low air circulation.
>getting into it. guys trying to copy dat dere form. girls mirin manly-ass movements.
>Heh damn i'm cool.
>suddenly the most effeminate yet somehow loudest fart I've ever had escapes my anus
>right as the instructor isn't talking
>in the middle of me doing a full effort punch
>freeze in punch pose, staring blankly at wall.
>Feel pupils dialate, slowly turn around.
>Whole class is staring at me, including the instructor.
>Think "Don't panic." then remember it's 90 degrees, humid, with no ventilation.
>one dancer girl stops mirin at me, looks at the floor. another is giggling uncontrollably.
>time stops.
>palms are sweaty, mom's spaghetti.
>Fat beta bux next to me is crying in silent laughter.
>remember /fit/ autism posts I've read, start genuinely laughing like a madman
>Try to chad the moment out "Did that just happen?" and shoot myself in the head with my fingers trying to downplay it.
>class continues as normal
>flee the scene as soon as dismissed
>few girls still mirin

mfw i tried to play it off

>>38626700
My life is /fit/ humor.

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>>38626700

>>38626785
Kek, feel kinda bad for him. At least those broads will lose their looks in a few years and have to resort to overweight betas as husbands

>>38627666
i love you in the most homo way imaginable anon

>>38626935
I'm fucking dying help

>>38626848
>LMAO1JAP
fucking lost

>>38626888
checked

>>38631068
>pussy elevator
>santa's ego sled
>retard's wheelchair
Not a single actual lift

>>38634515
Why? That fuccboi is rich and gets all of the cock he could ever want.
He doesn't care what they think unless it impacts his ability to get a job or keep his fame.
And all he needs to get a job is to take a good dicking on the casting couch.

Jesus, everyone and I mean everyone who played a part in Twilight save for like 2 or 3 people were gay.
Not even LOL FUCKS WHOEVER TO GET A PART or situationally gay. Just full on loves the cock/twat gay.

No wonder the series shit the bed after the movies.

>>38632109
Which is dumber on the smith machine: clips or a spotter?

>>38627540
>No matter how bad you think your life is, at least you're not an indian

>>38632324
Best reply possible. 11/10

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>>38626805
>No im not saying "lift till failure", im saying you have liver failure
Fucking got me

>>38626945
This just makes me feel so cozy. Thanks dude.

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>>38627606
holy fucking shit

>>38632056
>2016
>not activating your almonds
>shiggy diggy

>>38632414
GOOD FUCKING MORNING GODDAMMIT

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>>38627606

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>>38632109
Beware the Squatman

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>>38626888
I literally did this twice already, drank a little over half a gallon in under 30 minutes and you know, your stomach can only take so much before it's full, felt like I Needed to vomit bad, tried to keep it dow because fuck that I won't lose muh gains because my tummy is too tiny(I was at the library one time too, I just sat down both times waited but the urge became bigger ran to the toilet both times.

Didn't puke

>>38633391
Was he asian? He might just be a Lu fanboi.

>>38626861
I've never had a single protein fart, even though I'm lactose intolerant and have to use whey isolate. Are they really that common?

I also really like beans (my favourite is kidney beans) and put them into almost all food I make, but only average farting from me.

>>38626899
Best one on fit yet, top kek

>>38627888
>overheating

everytime

>>38633623
You have to kill urself now. The shame you've brought upon yourself is too heavy to carry.

>>38626834
every time

https://youtu.be/tbBcxOcoZ_4

Manlets

>>38626901
keked keto

>>38626906
wow

>>38626910
omg lol

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>>38631068
This way it looks more like Loss.

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>>38626890
Lost

what I love about /fit/ is that that when someone says "no homo" he means it.

>>38630733
You take that back, cunt

>>38634515
He's fat now

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I haven't been on /fit/ for a few months. Did Scooby ever come back? Did we solve his puzzle?

>>38642850
No. Frank came back for one thread though.

>>38627534
witnessed

>>38632924
>>38627593

related?

>>38642850
What was his puzzle?

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some OC

>>38644612
i feel like that review was written by the underwater weighing guy from 2008

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>>38626814
no

>>38626785
>dat obvious editing
How fucking stupid do you think I am? As stupid as >>38634515?

>>38626914
lost so hard when i got to boiled egg whites

>>38632924
Watching this makes my elbows hurt

>>38626937
cool Blaha story

>>38638316
did they broke up?

>>38633623
not that bad dood.

>>38632098
MORE LIKE THIS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38626861
Holy fucking shit, I died laughing

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>>38626885

>mfw im a newfag and i dont get the joke

>>38633623
sharpen a barbell and commit count duku

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>>38626700

some ancient OC...

Context: some fucker posted bragging about his routine, and posted some 'comparison image' he made, so I responded with a parody.

>>38647705
People with Down's syndrome seem to have tha ability to tap into surreal strength. The replier is implying the asking party is a retard.

You fucking retard.

My OC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQy3RHyBw4Q

>>38645254
You mad fatty?? Haha

>trying to watch what I eat
>doing a lot of cardio in the gym to lose some weight.
>gaining weight like crazy despite exercising for like 2 hours a day and eating healthy, portioned meals
>discouraged
>decide to have a friend over to spend the night
>in the morning I make us some eggs and pour us a couple glasses of milk
>friend spits the milk
>spits it out
>"anon what the fuck is wrong with this milk?"
>show him the carton
>it's half-and-half
>apparently half and half is creamer, not milk
> I've been drinking straight up creamer for weeks thinking it was milk

>>38648904
Good god, how do you not know that half and half isn't milk. Did you look at the milk section at the super market, see things clearly labeled 1% and 2% in the largest jugs available then see fucking half and half and think, "wow this stuff in the obviously smaller cartons not called milk is milk" you are some kinda autistic

>>38648904
Are you serious?

kek

>>38648904
>decide to have a friend over to spend the night
you can just say "to have gay sex" dude, you don't have to lie on a chinese weaving board

>>38626867
>clap myself to sleep
god its perfect

>>38626961
When I was 18-21 I would tell guys I thought were creeping I was 17 so theyd go away.
>tfw still look like a 17 yo

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>>38648904
Damn son. Taking go mad to the max. Have you tasted regular milk before buying half and half?

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>>38648904
how do you fuck this up

>>38648230
He didn't quote that one you retard

>>38648904
Have you ever had milk before, do you have no sense of smell?

>>38626874
Because of that stupid fucking thread, every time I see a post that just had one sentence and asks a question, I think "idk man, how strong are you?"

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>>38648904
My sides reached escape velocity. Holy shit.

>>38648904
tfw want cereal, but out of milk. use half and half instead. look up calories later
500+ from half and half alone

>>38650447
I love that Arhuviya shows up twice in that pic

>>38626785
How tall are those girls, like 6'+?

>>38632286
>Sorry ladies... but I only dance with the music

Alpha as fuck.

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>>38632039
>loose my gains
>loose
IT'S LOSE YOU FUCK

>>38650964
Probably as tall as him but on heels

>>38627888
Oh fuck.

>>38626909
>17
there's your problem.

>>38651290
What ? Nigga when I was 17 I was fully responsible of who I did and who I did not fuck.

I didn't mind being with 20+ 30+ women

>>38627719
In tears

>>38633915
Underrated as fuck holy shit

>>38647705
using a trip, that nickname instead of "anonymous", is considered stupid unless it's of absolute necessity to the thread

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>>38626779
That was a good joke. Stupid whores.

>>38632056
what board did this even come from?

>>38630449
>oldest

but this is from like a week ago anon...

>>38652190
no fucking way. tell me they don't do this but be honest.

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>>38652202

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>>38652202
Ever see the human ken doll? Has """"muscles"""" its all just silicone, absolutely disgusts me.

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STOP THE MANLET MEMES!!!!

>>38642850
so when he says in his vids something like "here I have a question from my secret friends" he doesn't mean /fit/?

>>38626848
this sounds super made up, like to a cartoonish level

>>38626805
lost really hard