>Ugh, that creepy weight lifter is staring at me again

>insecure because I want your flesh

>>38619741
*protein farts*

>>38619741
One day, little girl... one day...
>fades back into the shadows cast by the organic walnuts

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>>38619741
>chat her up
>have her legs on my shoulders an hour later
t. Chad Chadley Chaddington

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>>38619979
I lost my shit to this and I don't know why.

>>38619988
I don't think that's how you do body squats
Also
>he only can 1 person body squat
Come back when you have three bitches on you and you can push 10 reps

>>38619741
>H-Hello, I see you are purchasing f-food
>W-want to examine my boner?

>>38619988
>claims to be a Chad
>knows what t. means

I don't think so, Todd.

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>>38620145
>implying I know what t. means

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>>38619741
WHOLE FOODS HOW BOUT DIS WHOLE DICK AYYYYYYYYYY?

>>38619741
>actually looking at the row of red meat behind the chicken legs

Like I'd ever step foot in a whole foods instead of getting perfectly good non-organic milk, tendies, broccoli, oats, etc from Aldi

>>38620145
Finnish Chad?

chris, i'll beat your ass. delete this thread.

>>38620167
Does Aldi have fresh broccoli? The frozen stuff I buy should be called "broccoli stems and pieces. Caution: may contain florets"
PS does any body know the macros for the stems vs florets? Feeling stems have less protons and less micros.

>>38620230
Fuck off clyde/Samuel

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>again
>implying i ever stopped

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>mfw was buying healthy shit at Costco just minutes ago
>some young ''fitness'' chick was there also buying good stuff
>she actually mired me, but I didn't shit since I'm a big beta :3

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>>38619741
As if I'll ever buy stuff from whole shit

If I saw her would definitely stare though

>>38619741
How would she react if I showed her my collection of her sex scenes?

>>38620238
I'm actually willing to bet the steams are the better for you. I like the taste better. Roast them with garlic and some light oil, salt and pepper, takes me right to flavortown

>>38619741
Fuck off, Amanda, you haven't been in a good movie in years.

>>38620185
Asians can't be Chads anon.

>>38620145
what t. means?

>>38620848

regards,

>>38620848
Finnish shorthand for terveisin, which means "regards"

>>38620330

Are you the same guy as yesterday. Had a solid laugh over idea of someone cutting and saving porn clips to watch for test boost at the gym

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>>38620428

>>38619979
>Not using activated almonds.

>>38620284
>:3
kys my man

>>38620145
hmmm, so i see people use the t. quite often. what is it?

>>38621248
oh shit it's a lion!