Best Gym Stories

>>38612127
I can't even watch this.

>>38612108
This happened a few years back.
>chest day, time for flyes
>bench is a few metres from the mirror
>10/10 girl comes over and starts doing girlie shit in front of me
>datass.jpg
>some skinny young fool sees this and decides to try and impress
>greets her as he passes, she ignores him
>looks at what I'm doing, right, flyes it is
>trouble is I'm using 34kg dumbells
>he grabs the 15s and gets busy
>struggles to crank out four reps and quits
>10/10 laughs
>foolish boy is humiliated, leaves the gym

That was a good day.

>Be me
> 12/12 qt gymbae walks into gym
>everyone looks
>I glance
>Get back to chest workout
>gymbae comes close to me
>I am chosen by gymbae
>Anon can u spot me when your done
>Sure gymbae
> jelly gymrats see me
>get jellier
>Ill help u gymbae.dis guy weak
>Gymbae looks over
>says "did I ask you"
>gymrat says.but he cant help u he weak"
>gymbae says" doesn't look like hes weak"
>gymrat looks confused
>Gymbae counter attacks confusion with "now gtfo of my face, me and anon have to work out and then catch some dinner"
>mfw I almost dropped a 45 on my head from happiness
>gymbae says he was planning on asking me out the other day but I looked busy
>mfw natural pre workout flowed through my body

>using the treadmill one day
>8/10 regular comes in, hops on the one next to me
>some retard had been trying his luck with her for some time with no success
>sees her running, gets on the one next her
>slaps his hands together and rubs them briskly
>going to show us all how it's done
>we're going at about 12km/h
>retard selects maximum speed at hits start
>hits emergency stop one minute later
>staggers away gasping for air, nearly collapses
>8/10 grinning, so am I

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>>38612108
ya'll niggers probably gonna call me an autist, but I had fun so here we go anyways

> after summer vacation
> lots of new people at the gym
> one tall and one small blonde work out together
> they keep glancing at me
> go do some pull downs and other pull shit
> they're kind of following me around
> go back to DL area
> they go opposite direction
> tall qt blonde smiles and me and says hello as we pass
> give her the death stare and walk straight past
> notheretotalktowymenz.zip
> load up my 3pl8 DL
> they take a bench next to me
> last rep, slam BB as hard as I can
> bench is shaking, small qt almost falls off
> they evacuate the area looking abit scared
> smile on the inside

>>38613333
this never happened.

>>38613333
>"he"
unexpected kek

>>38612108
I saw a guy walk into the glass door in the front of them gym then just really mad and started hitting it. After he stopped, he walked back to his car and left

>>38613852
hahaha

>>38613771

>3pl8 DL
> bench is shaking, small qt almost falls off


yeah, right.

>>38613333
>he
ok now its believable. but why were the gymrats going for him?

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>>38613931
He's a cutie.

this thread is garbage and none of this crap happened, don't you fags have something better to do than making up stories ?

>>38613985
why do u have a nearly naked pic of him?

>>38613864
>>slam BB as hard as I can
Retard pushed the fucking weight down as hard as possible. 315 is plenty to make the floor shake. Never seen a lanwhale fall down?

>>38614134
anon...

>>38612108
>clips on the smith machine

>tiny qt asians doing assisted pull-ups
>so much assistance weight she is doing a shoulder press

>regular Romanian dude didn't strip the bar after 4pl8 squat
>dyel comes over and strips one side first
>bar flips off rack smashing into top if the cage
>sounds like nam as pl8s come off other side

>>38613852
I've heard of the glass ceiling before, but...

>>38614143
More people have felt it than seen it

>guy at my gym that i don't really like usually uses the spray bottle for wiping down machines on his face.
>spray bottle usually filled with water.
>

>>38614276
posted too early

>new worker at gym fills bottle with actual cleaning spray
>guy sprays face
>he's screaming and runs to bathroom
>my lats disintegrate

>>38612108
>doing cable rows
>start breathing pretty heavy
>as i'm breathing a large bit of phlegm shoots out my mouth
>start shitting myself as it goes towards grill
>lands half a foot away from her
>thank fuck no one noticed

>>38614134
>/fit/
>No homo

>>38613232
>34kg Dumbbells for Flyes

You don't have to lie to us Anon.

>>38613333
>he
SUBTLE

I farted today.

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>>38613333
how do I get choose, anon?