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To keep this blogpost fitness related, what's the best shoulder accessory you do, /fit/?
>Be new to gym 6 months ago
>The only people who do full-body workouts are me and the shortest guy in the gym; I'm 6'6 and he's 5'6
>We talk every time we meet about all sorts of shit
>He asks me how I got into lifting
>I tell him how I used to spend 16 hours a day playing wow and how I was a "fat midget fuck at 240 pounds and 5'7 while I was 14" and how I just lost weight through dieting and reached skellington mode 5 years later
>This escaped me without realizing, I see instantly that he's upset and regret hitting a nerve
>Apologize and he just plays it cool, but he switches his schedule around to avoid me
>2 months later I make decent gains, reach 1/2/1/3 (please kill me)
>He comes while I'm diddlying and accuses me of roids
>mfw
>I tell him I couldn't afford them even if I had the guts to take roids
>He starts mocking me and yelling in the gym, other people just look at us
>He realizes and calms down, gathers his stuff and leaves
>Before going out he yells out "Nice growth hormone gut, faggot" from the other side of the gym
And now that he mentioned it I just realized that when I put pressure on my core the top (like the first 2 pairs of abs) bulge out slightly and they go out almost as far as my pecs. Do I have acromegaly, /fit/? Have I unlocked cheat mode by getting free unlimited hgh?
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>>38602599
>letting a manlet shittalk you
Don't even post here til you've ran him down.
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>>38602662
It's not like I didn't shittalk back, I was kekking madly the whole time and just called him jelly for not getting any gains in 2 years (all of his lifts except for his squat and ohp were smaller than mine), which got him so mad I thought he was transforming into a tomato.
More interested in what the fuck is wrong with my belly since I never thought it was actually visible to other people and something that only I noticed. Is it just retarded ab development?
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>>38602599
I'm 5'3" and this guy is a total shitbag.
You apologised, and unless you had a superbad tone that made it sound like you didn't actually ment to apologise, you didn't do anything wrong, OP.
Fucking 6' approximators, man. They're just extra jelly of lanklets because they're so close to escaping the ranks of the manlets, but will never reach it. Just get over it like the rest of us, you dirtbags!
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I'm 6' how do I rank on the tierlist? legit question
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>>38602599
I am a manlet, my brofessor is 6'2" and he's jelly because i dont have to deadlift as far. Tallfags eternally btfo enjoy deadlifting to the moon while i comfortably make my 2 inch off floor gains
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>>38604157
I think you've surpassed king of manlets stage and are somewhere in the "almost there" section.
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Not sure how you held back your laughter, mad mad manlets are pretty funny desu.
Also any other 6'4" guys here who know the limit for natty lanklets around this height?
The only people I ever see around my height at the gym are either dyel-looking but strong or blatant roiders.
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>manlet-lanklet wars
Manlets
>airforce+ (majority of fighter pilots are manlets)
>navy+ (lanklets wont be able to fit any crew on their ships)
>tanks+ (implying lanklets could even fit in a tank and operate it properly without being uncomfortable as fuck)
>small-arm skirmishes = manlets are harder to hit (lankets = easy large targets)
Sorry boys, but manlets win this round.
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>>38604226
Mfw 5'10 living in Singapore
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"Lets post things that never happened" the thread.
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5'11" manlet here, unsure why anyone gives a shit about their height and don't just pick heavy things up and put them back down. Also, what the fuck gives? I can't believe this story, who cares what other people do with their physiques, natty or not?
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None of this ever happened, stop lying and stop making these trash threads.
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>>38602599
What does the last paragraph mean
Did you get an hgh script as a kid bc you were short or what
Also the whole post is kinda fit related even without the shoulder accessories part
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