Could /fit/ halp pls? I want to lose weight FAST without doing

>My Ideal Body
>Retarded-looking DYEL wearing sideways trucker cap

Go back to the playground and ask your nanny to tell you more fairy tales about magic solutions, fucktard.

>>38589527
if you want to lose weight fast without regard for your health

eat 2 small meals a day you should lose weight fast or starve yourself

>>38589527
Roids. You want too much, too fast. Although I don't recommend it and you "shouldn't want" it.
>>38589559
>dyel
Dysmorphia. He is far from skelly. His shoulders and arms do have some muscle.
>>38589568
Super skelly is not his goal.

>>38589568
I wouldnt have a problem with starving myself but you lose muscle in the process too, no?

>>38589527
dont ask on fit, dial 999 if you really want the truth

>>38589615
yes but you want to lose weight and not fat so its ok, just starve yourself

>>38589527
Wow, Tim really turned into a fuqqboi

>>38589527
DNP + low dose test.

You will drop fat like crazy but you better read up on this shit before you do it.

>>38589527
Take DNP, and use a low carb diet. It makes energy generation in your cells less efficient, so you burn more fat. Of course, if you fuck it up you will literally cook yourself from the inside out.

>>38589559
delusional fatties strike again

>>38589527
If you actually want to lose weight then just do starvation until you're skinnyfat followed by a bulk
If you want to lose fat then try a cut

>>38589640
Dial 999 if you cant see it through. He aint jack the ripper hes your ordinary crook. Call him maxwell murder for you!

>>38589527
DNP

>>38589527
Count your calories. Set up a two pound loss per week goal in MyFitnessPal. Worked for me.

>>38589527
dunno if hes fit but im sure hes ARMSTRONG