D-did i make it /fit/?

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>>38587171
>one

>>38587171
a professional autist hitting on a fat chick?....sure bud, you made it. Now go fuck the swamp donkey and stop posting.

>>38587171
Good job on messaging a tired old mother

>>38587171
Yeah if making it is choosing between a fat public school teacher and an overweight HR lady

>>38587176
Trying this hard to talk like Jaqen H'Ghar

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Did I make it fit

You only will make it if you end up fucking her.

>>38587176
>one
autism

>>38587213
>>38587216
These. Wtf are you thinking op

>>38587279
>her

>>38587171
>>38587176

Stop talking to my mom dude i'll kick your ass

>>38587255
I want this to be me someday

>>38587320

old moms are my fetish

>>38587171

Are you trying to bang the old lady or the land-whale?

>>38587255
You'll make it when they're happy you're calling on them to get your dick wet.

>>38587255
getting there.

>>38587255
You're making it fambruhsaurus rex

>>38587255
the fuck is that theme?
never gonna make it at this rate bud cmon

>>38587176
Why are you speaking like a faceless man?

>>38587196
Idk why I kekd so hard

>>38587196
This. You said one too many times. One can't be saying one too often!

>>38587171
>>38587176
>trying to pull some fat old lady
>talking like a faceless man

wtf is going on in here?

>>38587171
How do I get photos for a tinder profile if I never go out?
I'm good looking and I'm packing some jaw but I think selfish are for bitch boys and that ain't the look I want to put out to the world

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>>38588697

stay autistic fit

pure autism, go to r9k op

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Have I made it /fit/?

>>38587171
>>38587176
So you're giving free workout tips to a fat chick, or is this a poor attempt at talking in innuendo?
I'm not sure what your parameters of making it are, anon.

>>38589178
Not bad

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>>38589178
>same

>>38589178
Real pussy slayer right here

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>>38589183
Thanks anon, I like to message girls and see how retarded I can get before they don't want to fuck me any more

>>38589178
Noice

>>38589178
mirin'

>>38589178
kek

I guess people only do this to ugly chicks

>>38589191

Jesus... what am I doing wrong? I don't get any matches at all.

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>>38589178
amazing

>>38589219
What's your bio?

>>38589219
small city mb?

>>38589219
post pic and the detectives of /fit/ will be right on your case

>>38589234

It used to be nothing so I actually added some shit to it. ""You don’t drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there."

95% Sarcastic. Colombian. Gym Rat, cook, traveler... I'm pretty laid back. I have 4 tattoos. Se habla Español.

If I super liked you, it was an accident"

>>38589236
Nah, I'm in San Diego, apperantly girls here avoid military guys but I don't have any pictures of me in uniform or anything. Might be the haircut but it's subtle.

>>38589279

Nah.

>>38589366
Seals?

>>38587255
Thanks doc

>>38589398
>>38589398

Nah. I'm in the Corps.

>>38589178
if she stil bofs you sure you made it

>>38589219
It's your maxilla

>>38587255
No matter what they say, girls are interested if they are responding. Even if she genuinely dislikes you you could still bang her.

>>38589366
Que dice gonorrea, todo bien?

>>38587176
>>38587171
>One

Oh god the fucking cringe, learn how to text anon.

>>38589219

You have looks below the 80th percentile.

>what am i doing wrong?
>you're probably ugly, post pic
>nah
Ok so we know what the problem is, then

>>38591057
not him, but posting face on 4chan doesn't seem like a great idea, even if you are pretty

>>38589178
my man

>>38591099
They do it every single day on /soc/

>>38591179
Those are attention/literal whores

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>>38589178

>>38587320
kek

>>38591099
I'm called a 9/10 constantly by people irl but a 7 on /fit/

I think it is partially due to because /fit/ has a lot higher standards than the ugos in my area. That and I don't have proper headshots with good camera angles, lighting, etc.

>>38591213
9/10 is top male model tier, I really doubt youre like that

>>38589191
Can you post body/face/both? For comparison purposes.

>>38587207
This. She look like a middle aged out of shape mom. Idk what you consider "making it" opie

>>38590448
And that mindset is how stalkers are made.

>>38587255

Thanks doc.

So /fit/, I'm making a tinder since I got dumped but I realize that I barely have any decent photos of myself. I don't want to take a selfie since selfies seem to ruin men's profiles, but I've only got three photos now and all of them are group ones. What do I do? I was thinking of making my main pic just a close up of one of the group pics, is that stupid?

if you're /fit/ and not 9/10 like that anon with 1000 matches, you're better of volunteering at a pet shelter or something. i used to teach coding at a prison as a weekend volunteer gig, met some qts there who thought i was brave or w/e. honestly i was loser i thought maybe teaching at a prison would toughen me up or some dumb shit.

>>38591608
Do a picture on a timer, looks like someone else is taking it

>tfw lost virginity as sophomore in college
>hooked up a few times, then 2 year dry streak
>start lifting for the first time 9 weeks ago as of today
>already slept with 3 different girls
>friends w/ benefits w/ one of my friend's roommates

It's not like I was ugly or anything, just really shy. And its not like I've seen any noticeable gains yet, but just the act of lifting every day has definitely made it easier to talk to girls. Wish I had started this years ago.

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>>38587171
This is the best you can do? You most definitely have not made it

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>>38587171
>ONE

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