im scared of getting old

>>38587098
he looks alright

plus he did coke

>>38587098
JUST

He is an alcoholic and a drug addict. Or atleast was for several years during his time on Friends

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Just take care of yourself.

Don't be fat/lazy.

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>>38587517
Or wait for robots to cure aging.

>>38587098
Its easy to avoid looking like this:

100 pushups
100 sit-ups
10km running

every

SINGLE

DAY

>>38587098
Me to friend. Me to.

Cut out mass media. Yes, this includes the internet.

>>38587569
what will this do?

>>38587098

>Clearly put on weight

>History of alcoholand drug abuse

>Doesnt lift

Dont do the above and you will look fine old

>>38587595
raise your test

>>38587529
or use vitamine s

47 isn't that old you have another 13 years of good times

>>38587595
Help you be at peace. Looking Hollywood ready is not the highest achievement of humanity.

>>38587598
Alcoholand sounds like the best amusement park

>>38587098
I remember when I fucked this guy in Vegas once. He took off while I was asleep, and went to some camp out on this island.

>>38587964
this story went from somewhat believable to a little crazy to bullshit

>>38587964
Was his name Anders brevik?

>>38587971
Tell me about it. The whole time I was talking with him, all he kept saying was "ring a ding, baby" and kept talking like he was from the 1950's. He also stole a chip off me in my sleep, the cunt. He was probably on some shit come to think about it.

>>38587983
Nah, he went to the island to get raped, not to murder dirty foreigners.

>>38587517
and inject test

>>38587098
most people stop giving a fuck about their health after 22.

Then when they get back to the gym in the their late 30s, they just fuck off and don't work hard enough.

>>38588063
more like most people start giving a fuck at 22 how many 19 year olds are flossing and eating healthy vs 29 year olds

>>38587569
what did he mean by this?

>>38587098
If you kill yourself today you'll never have to grow old

>>38587640
rides sporting a "you must be this drunk to ride" sign

Without looking it up, list the laws of thermodynamics and list the cast of "Friends".

Understand now?

>>38588188
>tfw i can list the laws of thermodynamics but not the cast of friends

idk what the blonde girl and courtney cox's brothers' real name

>>38587640
Its not man everyone there is just trying to get you to join in their shenanagins. Its a cult of hurting your lessers and being hurt by your superiors

>>38587098
just stay in shape, guys have it much easier.

>>38587098
Don't worry, you won't be scared forever. Only until you die.

>>38587548
Fuck no. I'd much rather die at 55 than run 10 km every fucking day. Or I'd eventually try to kill myself by the third day of doing this bullshit.

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>>38588560
bruh

>>38588188
monica
jessica
phoebe
joey
monica's brother
stan

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>>38588812
well done

>>38588188
>monica
>ross
>joey
>rachel
>chandler
>phoebe
>? Gunther, mike, ursula etc

>energy can not be created or destroyed
>Entropy will always increase
>Something like, a perfect crystal at 0 Kelvin has no entropy I don't know

>>38589027
I think he meant he names of the actors.

Courtney Cox (Arquette)
Jennifer Aniston
Lisa Cudrow
Matt LeBlanc
Matthew Perry
David Schwimmer

I was never any good at science.

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>>38587098
you will die before that, don't worry.

>>38588010
Yu fuarking wut, m8?

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>>38588560
>he didn't get the reference

OFFICIAL FRIENDS QTs POWER RANKINGS:

GOAT of all time
>Monica(season 1-3)

Second place is first loser
>Rachel

Why even bother might as well jerk off tier
>Phoebe

>>38589088
I always liked Phoebe. The weird alternative kind of girl.

Monica would make a good housewife.

Rachel is a cunt.

>>38587640
Hehe

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>>38588063
>Then when they get back to the gym in the their late 30s, they just fuck off and don't work hard enough.
I would not bet on that horse, son. Not everyone in that range of age goes to the gym for lifestyle fitness stuff.

>>38587548
Bench is better than push-ups.
Sit-ups are useless.
LISS is a great way to a great attack, and running is boring.

Bench, press, deadlift, and squat. If you must or want cardio, do HIIT. Or play a sport a few times a week.

Above all, even if you lift like a girl, remember this: stop stuffing your face with fake food. Sugar and other starchy carbs are evil. Skip them. Load up on saturated fats for that high test, and watch the xenoestrogens.

We are men. We age like a fine wine, not wilt like a rose, so pull yourself together anon.

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>>38587098
Steroids can fix that.