Which path will you take?

>>38584007
Didn't read, always Zyzz

>>38584007
Scooby

>>38584007
>unattractive squat ass

>unattractive ass
>squat ass
Pick one.

Btw, I choose the "no false dichotomy" path

scooby or zyzz cmaun

I'll just pick Scooby.

riptits

why wouldn't you want to be the strongest man on earth that's all natty

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Shit Tier:
Seid - Nobody respects you and you have to kill a child every year to drink it's blood, but you get to fuck bitches xd xd xD.

Mid Tier:
Zyzz - Workout, get gains quick and party everyday with no consequences, but you only live to half your age and die a torturous death.

Top Tier:
Scooby - Live like a fitness monk for 10 years and get a qt 7/10 gf who loves you for the rest of your life, as well as fitness monk friends, you get a good job too. Only drawback might be spending 10 years isolated from society (not bad imo) and living to 130, who the fuck wants to live that long?

Odin Tier:
Rippetoe - Rapidly get gains and become the strongest man on earth, evolve into hulk and become bulletproof, living to normal age. Only drawback is you'll start to look extremely fat and women will hate you. Wtf ever though I'm fawking hulk brah.

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I CHOOSE THE PATH OF THE MUTANT COME ON

>Women will always be repulsed by you
For a nice ass and some fat? Are you sure, mate?

>>38584110
>implying that the path of the mutant is not chosen for you
C'mon now

Seid, not because I care about money or sex, but just because I want an excuse to murder children.

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>>38584169

>>38584007
Scooby obviously.

>bitching house
>bitching friends
>goal physique
>qt gf
>steady job that pays well
>live long
>no muscle loss.

>>38584169
You don't need meme magic to do that my friend, you can be a fat ugly social reject virgin and still murder children. Live your dream

>>38584007
>not being under Scooby

Zyzz brah because gains, sick apartment, vidya, and endless cones.

Path of Scooby:

>natty gains
>waifu
>stable job
>good friends
>a quiet life as a trainee

c'mon man

http://www.strawpoll.me/11156705

>>38584007
Scooby ftw

Roll:

>0 - 2 for Scooby
>3 - 5 for Zyzz
>6 - 8 for Rippetoe
>9 for Seid

>>38584110
>that sad realization that what piano man meant when he said "leave humanity behind" is literally death
>leaving humanity behind = dying
>natty piana is literally committing a slow fitness seppuku enhanced by his outrageous stack

>>38584323
>husbando

>>38584007
clearly zyzz but I'm gonna pass on the drugs

>>38584007
Probably Scooby but I think it sounds too good to be true... I think at one point during your stay with him you would wake up to find him overcome with rapelust, shoving his bald head, copiously lubricated with vaseline, neck deep in your bunghole. No homo though.

>tfw you will never spend 10 years in near isolation training under Scooby
>tfw you will never emerge from isolation with everything you could ever want from life

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>>38584861
jk rolling

>>38584007
Do I have to go gay if I choose scooby?

And if I do can I at least be the top?

>>38584019
Good

The one not listed.

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>>38584007

Scoob all day

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rippletits

already unattractive, let's drive this fucker off a cliff and see what happens

>>38584007
Scooby is the only sane choice. Underage faggots will choose Zyzz, as you'd expect. Rip sounds like fun but fuck being fat and unattractive. And Jeff is only for hopeless cases.

Scoobert is the only one that would ultimately be fulfilling and make you happy. I'd take that in a heartbeat. In fact I really wish my life was even close to that.

>>38584110
Leaving humanity behind is not an option brah. One day you may, but not today.

>>38585718
This 100%
Zyzz would be a decent choice if you didn't die

Seid to truly leave humanity and be immortal.

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there's only one choice

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>Faggots not choosing Zyzz

IT'S BETTER TO BURN OUT THAN TO FADE AWAY

seid is easy choice.

save money for a few months, get austrian passport, stay in europe with no fear of death penalty even if you fuck up and get caught, you get out a few years later anyway. With 10k a day, you can easily find someone to kill a child and bring you the blood every year while you're on the inside, or bribe a guard, depending on just how this voodoo works.

Now that you've reached immortal vampire tier, you can do whatever the hell you want in exploring the world, the arts, the sciences, within a few generations, the solar system. Doesn't matter if other people hate you if you're a force that changes humanity generation after generation.

>>38584007
If I train under Scooby will he want me to have gay sex with him? And if he does can [spoiler]I atleast be the bottom[/spoiler]

>>38584007
Scooby

>>38584019
Fpbp

>>38584007
Zyzz

Rip =[

>>38584007
roll. Last time got Seid. Fuck Seid.

>>38584103
I would want to live for 130 years or more.

>>38584007
tldr. Taking Seid, because King of /fit/

Scooby.

It kind of sounds like you take a pilgrimage to a school of life and then are happy for 100 years. Easily the best option.

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forgot to mention you will be able to stun kids with vampire like mind control using only your six pack.

The path of seid, the path of the vampire.

Also, what the fuck are these called? I see posts like this sometimes where you have like 100 points and are locked in a room for a decade and you can pick various things at different point values to keep you occupied for that amount of time.

I'd really like to find more of these, there's gotta be a collection somewhere, right?

>>38584007
wow, i finally get to say ive seen a post made by some anon who saved something i made!

>>38588610

Congrats, dude.

i think i meant establish that if you choose seid and you sucessfully kill children every year you basically get to live forever

>>38584007
RIP

FUCK BITCHES
LIFT CARS
STOP BULLETS

>>38584007
Scooby's path sounds chill as fuck

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>>38584135
Yeah, man. Bitches loooove that SS+GOMAD physique

>>38584103

With Scooby's training and wisdom I will be as strong and happy at 120 as I was at 60. Maybe not as strong. Mentally strong.

>>38584007
Wtf I hate Jeff Seid now

>>38589213

why does every boy who does ss have long hair

>>38584103
but it seems to be 130 years in good health plus youll have all those life long friends who spent 10years at the scooby camp with you

ONTO NEW TOMMOROWS UNDER SCOOBYS WING A SAY

Zyzz nigga. Or maybe scooby, but i think zyzz

zyzz obviously

literally perfect life and die before you get old

>>38586059
This.