>cheat month ends in 2 days

>cheat month
Nigga you what

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>tfw cutting hour is almost over

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>Only have 3 bags of muscle dust left

>tfw ending the bulk-hour

Kill me

>>38579885
I stopped watching what i eat about a month ago (aug 5) and discovered that a former fatty attempting to eat nonrestrictively at maintenance = lean bulk

Steadily been getting more vascular and gaining weight. And i didnt even cut out booze.

>accidentally ate an egg
>my all pool slime diet is ruined
FUCK

>mfw its cheat year

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lel

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>>38579885
>cheat month

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>cheat life about to end

>be me
>IB (that's intermittent bulking for you newfags)
>open window to begin mass increase
>eat 12 eggs
>4 cans of tuna
>3 containers of cottage cheese
>7 scoops
>wash my dishes for dat GBP gainz
>close window, some flies got in but it's okay
>grab my blanky and take a nappy wappy
>gainz are secure
>meanwhile everyone else worries about anabolic window bs
>I figured out the game

>>38579991
kek

>looked at a bottle of water today
>xenoestrogens already damaged my eyeballs so much I've started looking at gay porn

>mid HIIB week
>on a bulk meal
>Friend wonders how I can eat 6 mcdonalds cheese burgers, 2 bags of chips and a bunt cake and still be healthy
FUCKING NORMIE SHITS

>>38579948
>booze
Not gonna make it

>>38580063
I know that feel anon

>>38580835
just have a beer quit being such a faggot lol

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>tfw almost finished my calorie budget for the month and I'll have to fast 26 days

>>38579991
>>38581462
>>38579912
kek well meme'd

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>>38579885
>>38579912
>>38579991
>>38581462

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>stole pl8's from the gym's pl8 dispenser without paying the fee
>electronic barbell identified illegal pl8's and sent an invoice alert to gym officer
>whole years' worth of gains were confiscated

what the fuck do I do now /fit/? I usually get away with it but not this time

>>38582790
Trying too hard

>>38579991
That's fucking funny

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>tfw 23 cheat years old

>>38580056
Wow can we meet irl? You sound really not retarded and I'd like to meet somebody this not retarded

>>38581462
That's pretty analogous to the 24 to 48 hour fasts laboratory rodents undergo in studies which bloggers and fad diet authors extrapolate to people without accounting for differences in metabolism desu

>>38579912
Bravo, kek'd hard at that one

>>38583741
Heh, no way gayrod, you sound SUPER retarded.