>Grill lingers around you at the gym

>>38573136

shes trying to steal your rack/gains

make eye contact with her and do not break eye contact until she says something.

>>38573136
Had that happen on Friday

She was kinda cute & I couldn't stop staring at her ass during sqats, even though she was a bit thick

She had on some skin tight leggings & a thong or no undies

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acknowledge me pls

>>38573166
Do you go to charter fitness?

>>38573152
I sort of did i was high as shit and accidentally grabbed her 15lb dumbbells she was using to superset with,they were racked but i later realized she was just about to go for em again

I was in there for almost 3 hours and she lingered on the bench next to mine the entire time,all while i was blasting arm day.
The gym was pretty damn near empty the entire time too,just my entourage and I.

She was pretty cute though,blonde,dressed all black,just my style.

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>hot mulatto with nice ass sits down on seated cable row machine next to me
>pull most weight i've ever done, sloppy, cant finish set
>run away to do t-bar rows
>immediately comes looking for dumbbells right next to me
>do two sets and leave gym
gains come easier than game brehs

>>38573171
no but i like guys with sexy quads hngggg

>>38573136
happened to me this week. she gave me a smile then maybe by coincidence maybe not followed me around the gym the two times I moved. I put 20kg more than usual into my deadlift and got the 5 reps off easily so thanks girl

>>38573737
Where u at bby

this happened to me the other day. She was looking for someone to do partner ab exercises so we ended up doing that for like 30 minutes. We meet again tomorrow for the same. I think im gunna ask her out.

>>38573136
See if she sniffs you.

If she does she wants you.

>>38573775
She's trying to reqruit you into crossfit

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>>38573760
syd, aus
let me feel your quads pls

>>38573872
How?

>5'9 blonde cardio bunny walks into weight room
>Starts to hover near me, triggering my autism
>Avoid eye contact
>After a few minutes I look at my watch, act as if I'm late, grab my gear and leave

>>38573903
Only a crossfitter would spend 30 minutes on abs

>>38573924
K

>>38573152
No, don't make eye contact with them, and if you do, look down immediately.
Their gazes steal gains.

>>38573911
>act as if I'm late
do you ever actually act like this if you did happen to be late?

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Begin letting loose the protein farts while squatting. Keep that roastie away from me

>>38573998
jokes on you i'm stealing your gains through your farts

>>38574094
lmfao

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tfw i asked a grill to spot me, didnt really need her help afterall, told her its prolly because i was so motivated because shes a girl and i didnt want to look weak. she laffs and tells me to ask her again if i need her. tell her i wont need her again. she keeps mirin at me doing the rest of my routine. i ignore her and leave the gym.

i only asked her because she was the closest person around.

>>38574349
your story reeks of autism

>>38576092
>being this pathetically jealous
you'll never make it

>>38576092
I'm even more of a sperglord around girls and I still got a gf you just have to talk to them

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>tfw no chance of meeting a qt at gym because of sperg

I cant take this lack of gf much longer

It physically hurts

>>38573937
>K
O. Didn't realize you were lesbian.

>>38573241
>Mulatto
You better not procreate with it Anon

>>38577957
tinder is your friend nigga

>>38577957
once you get a gf you'll wonder why you even wanted one.

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>>38573136
Literally never happened to me

>>38576485
anon the fact that you think talking briefly with a woman is material for a story and that somebody would be jealous of you talking briefly with a woman is why I called you autistic in the first place