My cholesterol is 113, my triglyceride is 52, my HDL is 50, my

LDL levels like that often mean full blown AIDS.

>>38571850
sounds like ass cancer

>>38571850
BMI?

>>38572361
43.2

Why?

>>38572369
>43.2
>Why?

w-what?

>>38572369
You're dying

>>38572369
Shit, where is my pokeflute?

>>38572393
Kek

>>38572393
>>38572381
>>38572388

I jus want to know what's up with my cholesterol. Please dont lecture me.

>>38572361

>asking bmi for an individual

Fucking stupid ass nigger

>>38572401
You'll need more than lecturing to change desu

You're dying

>>38572404
fuck off tumblr

>>38572404
Yeah, he is probably Brolly with that BMI.
Hey, maybe it's Wolverine, with the weight from the adamantium and all...

>>38572401
you're so fucking fat you're dying

>>38572404
>implying BMI isn't a good general indication for obesity for most people
>inb4 muh bodybuilders and frauds

This thread is really pissing me off. I just want to know how to lower my cholesterol. Who cares what my fucking BMI is?

>>38572428
>>38572429
>>38572438

It's designed for population statistics. It's essentially useless unless dealing with extremes. The difference between an overweight person and someone with muscles is a joke using the scale. Don't ever ask for the bmi of an individual, or I WILL call you a fucking idiot. Everytime. Kids.

>>38572450
your cholesterol being so high is because you are fucking fat as hell

>>38572450
Your cholesterol is low, unless you mean mmol/l in which case you should be dead

>>38572456
It's quite clear we're not talking about a bodybuilder or a steroid user here thouigh.

>>38572473

*grabs by the throat*

In general though

>>38572456
btw, what's _your_ bmi mate?

>>38572480
It's a good tool for an average person who doesn't train to build muscle

Obviously if they're 13% bodyfat but 30 bmi they're probably a bodybuilder but that's not what we're talking about here. You just want to seem le smart by being a contrarian and correcting people

>>38572456
>lebait.bmp
yeah retard, we know this is your first month on /fi/ and you want to show how smart you are.
guess what? you are still a retard, he has a BMI over 40, I'm going to guess he is a fucking Snorlax rather than Jay Cutler at his prime.

>>38572450
there is literally no hope for you, keep doing what you were doing and stay out of /fit/

>>38572497

>using _ instead of * for emphasis

Dropped. You fucking human piece of shit

>>38572502

BigGuy I'd beat the shit out of you, your retarded ass goon. Your presumptions based on the bmi is exactly why it's faulty in the first place. Do you ever workout your brain, bro? Fucking dummy

>>38572456
> It's essentially useless unless dealing with extremes.
And 41 is an extreme. It served its purpose in this thread.

Now shut the fuck up.

>>38572531

*puts in a headlock*

Fuck you

>>38572515
What the fuck did you say about me? I will have you know I was in the Navy SEALS.

>>38572450

You're a fat fuck. Start being responsible for yourself or you're going to die very soon.

>>38572369
Did you get a liver function panel done?

>>38571850
You gon die

>>38572450

i'm 99% sure this is bait. but if it isn't:

hey buddy, I am 21 and my BMI was 47 5 months ago.

it's 37 now and I've lost 80 pounds, I have about 120 left before i start bulking.

it is very easy to eat less. sign up on myfitnesspal and start eating 2000 calories a day and logging it. you NEED to do this.

>tfw genetics give me high cholesterol easily
>As a kid I ate ice cream every day as a dessert and had it even though I was skinny
>I eventually got it under control by eating super clean
>Didn't get bloodwork very often
>Get tested finally like 3 years after getting /fit/
>High LDL
>Not sure if eggs are actually fucking me over because I still eat clean although not as clean as my prime.

Fuck obese people and "muh genetics." Calorie counting and using a scale is way easier to manipulate than using biannual bloodwork.