How the fuck do I learn how to dance, /fit/?

>>38557804
Move hips

>>38557804
Step 1: Don't be white.

Seeing as how that's like 95% of the board I really see no reason to cover the other steps.

>>38557804
reload

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>>38557834

>tfw at concert
>everyone there raising their hands and moving to the music
>i'm just standing there, nodding my head a little
>people sing out loud with the lyrics
>i'm self conscious of my voice and don't think i'm loud enough

what do?

same thing happened at a nightclub i went to, i don't know how to dance, and don't want to sing along

>>38557804
>play just dance
>take those moves to the club
>???
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HwGa1oE4NUw

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>>38557804
>You'll never be on BBUK

>>38557906
Drink. Two shots and a beer should do it.

>>38558398
are you a 90 pound girl

in fact I'm pretty sure I know 90 pound girls that need more than that

>>38557914
That seems overly feminine and flashy tbqh

>>38557849
the toppest of keks

>>38558434
Need more than that to.... get drunk? He was talking about gaining more confidence.
Don't need to be drunk for that.
I get a lot more talkative after 3-4 beers but don't get drunk until I drink 10-15 more.

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Idk man a few weeks ago I suddenly unlocked hip movement and a lot of girls and some fags went nuts over it.
I now just dance like that all the time. Still feel like it's not how a dude is supposed to dance but I get a lot of positive reactions so whatever.

Bob your knees while doing reload animations from your favorite first person shooter.

do mdma a few times at music events

Just copy what you do when your high, but without chewing your face off

>>38559422
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>>38559402

BOIPUSSY

>>38557804
Use Youtube faggot, if this little girl can do it so can you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgzdDp5qfdI

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I was just considering making a dance thread

uni is starting again soon and i've suddenly realised i've wasted countless hours exercising to improve my body but it's going to count for nothing if i look like an autist on the dance floor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC2WRO3elVM

this is what i found when i searched for best male dancers, i'll never make it at this rate

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>2016
>doing anything but mimicking the reloading animations of your favorite vidya on the dance floor

listen to phil collins

>>38559402
fuck i forgot how hot shakira used to be

>>38559483
why the fuck do they dress this euphoric?

Anyone have good dancing music

>>38559483
Wtf is this

Bumping for interest