Female privilege

>>38545811
you forgot to say that it was a joke post bro

just like I do every time I start talking about sending mail bombs to prominent politicians and educational institutions (TOTAL JOKE OK, NOT SERIOUS POST)

>>38545776
Dude its online dating.quit that shit and meet ppl irl
girls like that get over 50+matches a day
if you open up with the most generic shit shes just gonna ignore you

make a fake female account and see what they have to deal with

do you realize that female privilege only exists because males give it to them right?

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>>38545811

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culturally it depends, as a non western femlet i'm too autistic and shy to talk to men i find attractive because that was how i was brought up

>>38545836
BUFFALO
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>>38545817
r-right... a joke... ha ha yeah, don't sweat it NSA

>>38545776
Nigga, it's an online dating app.
They are aiming high because there is no real world negatives in doing so.

Because they do not want to be seen aiming low, settling, or "slumming it"

Because it's an ego boost and they can go after those guys in the safe confines of their own homes/on their phone without being made to look like a total fucking loser in real life.

Because they are doing what most "chads" are doing and hoping that they'll be a quick fuck or lure in a guy out of their league.


If you're hoping to pull shitloads of bitches you have to be top of the line, or be that guy who she goes for because you fulfill a niche.

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>any girl on earth can become an instagram model and look like pic related with enough makeup unless they're black or something
>only a handful of guys can be chad

>>38545811
Prepare to be v&

>>38545836
>femlet
are you like 4'4. I thought guys liked short asian girls

>>38545885
again thats because men WILL FUCK ANYTHING

>>38545979
Nah b. My dick doesn't work on ugly chicks anymore.

>>38545979
If /b/ and /gif/ is any indication...so will women.

>>38545836

what do you mean "that's how you were brought up?"
Brought up to be shy? In America? We are brought up to be the opposite of shy

>>38546018
show me a 8/10 girl fucking a 5/10 guy for free

>>38546111
Go outside and see for yourself

>>38546111
Oh my god you're fucking retarded.

>>38546111
>>38546111
Just talk to ur mum and pop

>>38546165
>>38546182
>>38546222
zero examples
classic /fit/

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>>38545887
5'0"

>>38546059
you never initiate first, you cannot be too flirty, don't show too much interest
stone cold iron butterfly of autism

>>38546059
>Non western
Work on your reading comprehension skills, buddy.

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>>38545776
You're probably not ugly OP, but average ugly women make one major mistake. They think sex = commitment.

>Some 5.5/10 average girl is at a bar and some 8/10 Chad stud who just wants a quick fuck notices her and picks her up

From this point forward this woman thinks that just because she had sex with an 8/10 guy, a guy that would never ever give a girl like her his commitment, that she deserves only 8/10 guys. Now 5/10 guys in her league are just no good because she had sex with an 8/10.

Women want commitment and sex =/= commitment.

>>38545811
Do it pussy

>>38545817
>on 4chan

man this board is autistic

>>38545776
its probably both tbqh

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>>38546307
Ayyyy lmao

>>38545835
dat incredibles shirt

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What went wrong

>>38546456
Her picture is fat girl angle anyway

>>38546480
Lol I don't care I just wanna fuck something

>>38545811

So many shut tier plebs don't known that this is satire and has already been done by the supreme gentlemen already. Someone actually already snapped and did this irl do to all this shit.

>Swiping on Tinder
>75% of women doing duckface poses
>Uninstall Tinder

Time to go full homo I think lads

>>38546500
Having fucked more than a couple fatties, I can say it's not worth. Maybe it's my age, but I genuinely feel bad afterwards. Focus on yourself

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I actually felt bad that she wanted to keep talking to me.

>>38546433
You look like a mass shooter.

>>38546433
it revoltening recessed maxilla no zygos, forehead of peace norwood2 dicksuck lips its over

>>38546563
Yes I'm surprised she kept replying even with a face like that lmao Ayyo

>>38546563
strong neg game tho to be fair

>>38546599
It wasn't even negging. Just straight up insulting.

>>38546533
Yeah, pounding out porkers is not a good thing.
Yeah I got those two nuts and I fucked the dog shit out of her..but I still had to fuck a fat chick and she's probably feeling used I guess.
I mean, I'm not a nice loving man when I'm just trying to work off some anger or just need to nut.

>>38546586
English pls

>>38546563

She comes cross as boring and brain-dead. I think you did well to talk to her that long. I would have unmatched from those responses.

>>38546613
Lmao I'll love those fatties like they're the skinny bitches

>>38546614
nigga u ugly and will get mogged by chad hope u down for a 30 yo single mom that will cuck u anywy kkpceoutbye

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>>38546525

I cant use tinder while being sober. every girl I match with is a complete bore
I had better conversations with fucking 12 years old on league of legends about how shitty spongebob is now

>>38546629
I only swiped just to fuck with her. But she didn't even get mad which kind of ruined the fun.

>>38545852

Buffalbro? Allentown reporting in.

>>38546654
Snyder. Jealous of dat neighborhood

>>38545852
n-no but do you want to be my buffalo bf

>>38546781
Only if you send nudes

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>>38546871
come over and you can take them yourself

>>38546243
too tall

>>38546977
No homo

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>>38545776
>Hey hun how are you?!

>>38546664

Shit's pretty cash. Walking distance to work, all my favorites bars and restaurants, Canalside, all that good shit.

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>>38547019
mfw no man can take me seriously

>>38547115
You're making excuses. I'm 6'2" and have fucked girl under 5'0". Without a picture were not going to get it

>>38547115
You're a woman, no man will ever take you seriously no matter how tall you are.

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>>38546525
Plus one on this post. I got so sick of it and having zero matches, I said fuck it and went full monk. Its been 5 years strong now

>>38546243

6'2" white dude here, used to plow a 5'0" asian/white mixed girl

shit was cash

>>38546433
You look fine, quit being a pussy and keep at it till you find a way to present yourself that works.

>>38546456
You opened with a shitty meme.

>>38546645
If you can only enjoy conversation with twelve year olds on LoL about Spongebob not being as good today as it was in the 90s then I have some news for you:

you're a manchild who can't relate to adult conversation and that is why you find adult women boring.

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>met a 10/10 qtπ on tinder
>Meeting him saturday

>>38547115
Ignore these faggots. The reason men and people in general don't take you seriously is because you decide they don't before even giving them a chance. They can feel your insecurity oozing off of you, and no one respects insecure people, much less insecure women. Women who are confident and secure in themselves have a quiet power about them that demands respect from others through their behavior, the way they dress, and the words they choose to say. If you don't take yourself seriously then neither will anyone else.

And I don't mean you should become some raging bitch or a feminist or whatever, but operate yourself with class, and be assertive (not aggressive), don't be a pushover, look people in the eye, speak up and speak clearly, walk with your back straight and hold your head parallel to the ground as you walk.

>>38548008
thank you so much for this, i appreciate your advice and will work on improving myself and work on being more confident

>>38546629
I don't understand why you people use tinder
People unmatch others over little to none stuff. People already decided everything by looking at several pics

So what's the point of "opening talk"???? You can't always come up with interesting stuff. That seems stupid to me. You make much effort making up some bullshit to please a stranger and hope they fuck you but in the end you hate each other and unmatch

Why not just create a new face rating... Only attractive people allowed to use it. Other people wouldn't have chance anyway. And when people is attractive, either they're "boring" or "interesting" don't matter who gives a fuck

>>38546645
You also sound boring. It's funny you boring type people always whine and complain why others don't "understand you"
You're not better than close minded r9k. Hope you die alone. Nobody fucking give a fuck about you and nobody is obligated to please your pathetic manchild mind

Man, online I'm so lame. I can't carry any conversations. I have a fuckton of matches, but I guarantee if I respond I will hear nothing - even if the girl messaged me first.

How do you talk to women online? Even if they're into the same stuff I am, everything is sterile and I can't do it.

>I like country music
>I like being outdoors
>I love traveling the world!

Have you found any profiles without these things before?

>>38548229
back in the day on AIM i had mad online talking skills

my first like three girlfriends in middle and high school were through AIM. i wish talking in real life was as easy as AIM

>>38547903
London

>>38545852
SYRACUSE
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>>38546456
>that make-up
>that angle
>that black&white filter
>that unnessecary rudeness

dodged so many bullets man. higher your standards that profile pic is a left swipe within .5 seconds wtf u doing

>>38547985
No homo?

>>38548229
And on this topic, - a girl I sorta like has a profile on okcupid that I saw now that she's single. We talk once in a while on Facebook, - though she's sorta mysterious. I used to like a friend of hers, but I'm thinking I'm gonna try get closer with her. I'm not sure how I should get across it - we've only talked about some memey shit and kingdom hearts. Im not sure how I'd evolve our conversations from there. I think I have a chance with her though, - I sorta get that vibe though I suppose it's my perception.

>>38548267
I'm envious man. I have a terrible anxiety problem that's enveloped me. Girls find me funny and pretty handsome in person, but I cannot keep anything going when it comes to text. I'm too much of a pussy to call too.

>>38546456
Top keke made me laugh like Tom cruise

>>38548008
>And I don't mean you should become some raging bitch or a feminist or whatever
I feel this bit needs emphasising. Too many women become unlikeable bitches and too many guys become insufferable twats in their mission to become more confident. You don't need to put others down to raise yourself.

>>38548251
>"I love to travel!"
>been on two family trips in their lifetime

fucking women. Just admit your only hobbies are social media/shopping.

>>38548317
>no homo
>/fit/
wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

>>38548229
meeting women online is a meme.
the only reason most women are on there is because it is convenient and they treat is with nothing more than a passing interest.
I talked to this bitch for months through a dating an app and texting. I was lucky if she sent me a response once every other day.
When I finally met and laid the wood on her, she wouldn't stop blowing up my phone, among other things.

>>38548489
HOMOS!!
ON MY GOOD CHRISTIAN BOARD?

>>38548198
>I don't understand why you people use tinder
It's quick and easy matchups in an increasingly fast-paced and chaotic modern world.

>People unmatch others over little to none stuff. People already decided everything by looking at several pics
Not much different than judging someone in a night club or a bar based on their appearance.

>So what's the point of "opening talk"???? You can't always come up with interesting stuff. That seems stupid to me. You make much effort making up some bullshit to please a stranger and hope they fuck you but in the end you hate each other and unmatch
This is the case with any type of first impression whether it's virtual or face-to-face. Most first impressions won't be impactful and you have to keep meeting new people before you find the one that sticks.

>Why not just create a new face rating... Only attractive people allowed to use it.
Attractiveness is subjective.

>Other people wouldn't have chance anyway.
With that attitude, yes. But you can't know you don't have a chance if you don't even have the courage to put yourself out there,

>And when people is attractive, either they're "boring" or "interesting" don't matter who gives a fuck
You sound like a child.

>>38545886
>>38545835
>>38545817
What was it?

>>38545817
why would you say that. You have nothing to gain, you know all the boards are monitored.

>>38548497
Sir, that is your personal anecdotal experience and doesn't apply to everyone. You got unlucky with someone who wasn't that into you. Other people out there have gotten married from meeting people online. Have kids and shit.

>using tinder
lmao you already missed the tinder golden age, it's awful now

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>>38546602

>>38546456
Lost fucking hard

>>38548735
epic save

>>38546563

Ask Tinder sluts what they do for hobbies/interests

>um hang out with friends
>go to the beach
>listen to music
>muh dog

I've asked this question to well over 200 and I can honestly say I got under 10 responses that were actually interesting hobbies/interests

>>38548789
>Caring about a woman's hobbies.

We're men. Unless their hobbies are fucked up and make them unfuckable then why should we care?

We want to get our dick wet, not talk to them about animu or knitting or what the fuck ever.

>>38548671
This desu

>>38548808

if she has no hobbies and interests then she has the personality of a cardboard box. To use my charisma on her I need something to bounce off famalam

>>38546243
Idiot stop listening to other people and listen to yourself wtf, hoe do you expect to be happy at all if you cant even listen to yourself. People will say anything and everything to the point were you will be so confused that you give up.

>>38546456
I laughed so loud just then, thank you bro

>>38548671
>>38548826
The dude was saying that he was going to shoot up some place in California because of something about women, then get in his car and kill himself.

>>38546525
That feel when you can't choose to be gay, or bi for the matter

>>38548198
tinder is a business. why would they kick out majority of their maketshare? because face it; only 5% of people are truly attractive.

>>38548921
Gotcha thanks. What a retard.

>>38547115
How do I in to Roy Batty mode?

>>38545836
Femlets don't fucking exist, retard

>>38549069
pee in a gas station

>>38548834
You have no charisma.

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>>38546433
you look like you should be super handsome but there's is something unsettlingly autistic about you

if that makes sense

try letting the hair down over your forehead more

>>38545836
>shy girls
my weakness

>>38546456

Loud kek, to both

>>38549578

too bad you'll never talk to me because i'll avoid eye contact out of embarassment

>be a 5-6 / 10 according to social
>rarely get matched
>3/10 usually match
>okcupid has some good stuff
>some response
>they typically at generous enough to stick to the end of a conversation
>1/4 respond next day

So options are eternal loneliness or 3/10
>loneliness probably better than whaling

>>38549814
according to soc*.

Fucking phone.

>>38546456
>We match
>Upset when I try to talk to you
>?????

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she spaghettied so hard she deleted her account

the stuff after "also I am" was maybe personally identifying information, not anything interesting

>>38548789
Women don't have hobbies. The things they are interested in is just a copy of what her last boyfriend likes.

>>38548511
It's more likely than you think

How do you autists not know how to talk to people.
Didn't you learn that while lifting?

>>38548251
>take me on an adventure
every fucking time

>>38548267
Are you me, when I was 13 I legit added every other 13-14 year old girl at my school and chatted to them on MSN about random shit.

It kinda worked with fb at lik 16-17 too but now in my 20's adding random girls on fb is like a 0.1% success rate.

>>38548789

What the fuck are your hobbies? Browsing 4chan and jerking off?

>>38550078
That happens too much for me on okupid, talk to some girl and next day she delete account.

>>38548789
welcome to women, friendo.

>>38549814

Approach girls irl you cuck. Women online ONLY go for chads, even the disgusting whales.

>>38550723
I would but there's just one thing.

>Pretty low self esteem
>Socially inept
>Don't know the area too well

I just moved to the UK for a year's internship and the my attempts to socialise with them has drawn up dust clouds. Least they actually have me in mind for a task (at work) I'm pretty much a ghost.

>inb4 IMMIGRANT SCUM

I only have a bit of a tan, my accent is quite English (many don't even think I'm a foreigner) and my spoken English has been claimed to 'be better than most locals' literally quoting about three people so far in 2 months.

So yeah, I would but not only am I in unfamiliar territory but the way how everyone acts is making me feel as if I've done something wrong or just come off as unapproachable and am teetering onto simply embracing my mild sociopath side to cope.

>>38550628
Lifting
Going to concerts
Hiking
Art
Street performance
Star gazing

What the fuck do you do all day?

>>38549707
I find it funny. And to make it better I say shit like "Hey, I'm over here." Nobody expects to have their awkwardness to be acknowledged in conversation.

>>38548735
>no homo

>>38551148
So men are the problem for being too dumb and weak they will put any ugly cunt on a pedestal?
How can we blame women for taking advantage of what's given to them on a silver plate

>>38546433
You look like Bradley Martyn.

>>38545776
Have your standards and maintain them.
Other than that, who gives a fuck? Don't get all in your head about dumb shit like this. Just observe.

>>38550828
I stay home to shitpost on 4chan or masturbate for ~15 hours a day if I'm not at the gym.

>>38551495
you can't. Men should be way more responsible with who they give attention to, and how much.

1) don't have sex with women below your standard, you starve the men below you of women they should be able to be successful with. This isn't just a favor to ugly men, you're not a 10, therefore if the top men stop fucking 7s, you'll have better leverage with them, rather than the 5s you're left with.

2) Stop being a fucking desperate fucking piece of shit. Stop paying for women, stop doing them all kinds of favors just because you might receive sex. Just. Fucking. Stop.

If all men did this, we'd all be in a lot better position.

>>38546243
>5'0"
I'd dress you up like Pikachu and have you follow me around like it was Pokemon Yellow, but I wouldn't date you.
Womanlets disgust me.

>>38549578
More like a reflection of your lack of self esteem

I'm sick of these stupid bitter virgin threads

>>38551148
this is bullshit, there's just as many autistic girls who can't get laid as there are guys

>>38551743
Yeah but they don't get shot down, they do the shooting

>>38551743
Don't lie.

>>38551732
Stop showing off asshole. Not everybody can get sex like you.

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>>38548735

>>38545979
>again thats because black men WILL FUCK ANYTHING
Fixed that for you, bruv. It's the number one reason why ham galaxies think they're hot shit: pretty much any black guy is willing to fuck them.

>>38551681
Yeah thanks a lot

>>38546243
Make sure to never breed and create life of a miserable manlet who will consider suicide for most of his life

>>38549539
Bro that's bedhead/ssj1. You are the true autist.

>>38552207
Different person. It's the eyes. They have that wide, glazed over look of someone who is mentally disturbed.

This isn't exclusive to females. It does not necessarily mean you are ugly, or that the women are getting tons of dick. Remember that weird guy in high school who got huge crushes on the hottest girls in the grade and sent them messages/asked them out over Facebook? This is just the female version of that. They are socially retarded women who lack the ability to determine when a man does not want them.

>>38551676
wise words my man

>>38551743
how many fat ugly studs do you know?

i sure as fuck have seen maaaany fat ugly sluts who get sex from desperate men, as >>38551495
so carefully explained.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_CULy_-5FI

>finally get laid last week after 7yrs
>4/10 but she's nice enough
>now she wants to hang out
>I'm too autistic to tell her off

I have a lot of confused feelings going on right now

>>38553359
take it slow and relax guy,

>>38553359
It's different after fucking, but if a fatty messages me and I want to let her down nicely you can always respond with something like "nice tits" or "what that mouf do" and most of the time they won't respond. Backfires sometimes and then you have to have a sad bj tho

>>38551676
But there's no incentive for anyone at a higher level to do this (even though it would be beneficial to 99% if everyone participated)

It's basically the prisoner's dilemma of pussy

>>38550482
1%
not that likely. Though I get that on /fit/ it's like 20%.

>>38548216
>>38548216

calm down roasties not my fault you're boring :)

>>38545877
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>POF
>slutty but pretty chick
>dick sucking lips, great ass
>way outta my league
>fuck it, send her the "seat on my face" poem
>she replies
>I ask if she ever sat in anyone's face and if its comfortable
>she says "yeah... a lot"
>say I've never been sit on and would like a first
>afk for days

FUCK

>>38546456
>cropped the picture so you only see half or her fat fucking face
Why do fatties do this?

>>38548216
nah, just kys

>>38545776
probably both ese

>>38550078
>Being such a creepy beta that a girl will delete her account rather than talk to you

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>>38553777

trip 7's

met girl at bar last week, shes come over 2x since then and can suck a mean dick.

one of those weird spiritual yoga chicks whos going to massage school

started by giving me a massage and then fucking me both times.

even told me she wants a 3 some with another girl, then told me she wants to introduce me to her female friend who she said was attractive and I would enjoy - right after sex lmao
problem is that Ive got a LDR gf and I think this new side chick will probably want to date me

and no hoe is gonna replace my main qt


what do I do /fit/

>>38553777
no girl on pof is out of your league
I had a similar situation like yours but I didn't drop my spaghetti
turns out she was just an hot girl with bi-polar issues and health issues(was sick 70% of the time)

Used to harass me at 3am to text her back like we was some lovers and shit

>>38553902
shes not gonna date you. you're her experiment she probably gets off that you have a gf.

>>38553902
You could start by either breaking up with your GF or stop seeing other people.

>>38553902
>weird spiritual yoga chicks
stop putting your dick in crazy

>>38553910
I had one like that on Happn. She had serious mental issues and started calling me "honey" and other cute names, like I was her bf. After I heard about the mental issues, I said sorry and cut all contact.

>>38550078
OKc deletes accounts of matches so you'll keep using it.

It's fucking disgusting, I matched with the cutest person ever who was so perfect and it deleted her.

Twice.

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>>38553923
I dont think she knows I have a GF desu. I havent added her on social etc.

yeah I think she is just straight crazy about me. Literally compliments me 24/7

>>38553970
whats the point of all these gains if I cant use them?

Plus the tren has got my sex drive all sorts of jacked up.


>>38554046
>stop putting your dick in crazy

yeah but crazy is fun

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>>38553540
>the prisoner's dilemma of pussy
i appreciate ya

>>38546111
5/10 doesn't necessarily have to do with all looks as a man you can be a 10/10 and a have a 4/10 face

>>38554109
OR they delete their accounts when they snag a Chad they hope they can lock down..

>>38554116
>yeah I think she is just straight crazy about me. Literally compliments me 24/7
m8 I've been in your situation the moment you start caring back. she's gonna pull the "this is getting 2 serious sry bb"
enjoy the free pussy but keep your gf.

>>38554344
So keep her distant? You got it senpai.

How long did that take your situation for her to bounce

>>38554365
>How long did that take your situation for her to bounce
After a Month she said I was acting different and thought I got the wrong idea then some long speech about free love and she can't be tied down.
Maybe your girl is different idk.

>>38554422
No that sounds like this chick lmao. You can't give woman what they want

>>38546111

Anything is possible, but the guy's game needs to be PERFECT.

>>38546433
You look like a retarded Matt Murdock

>>38546480
>>38546533
>>38546613
dude I got the number of 2 fatties and Im going for it.
I will never fuck anything above a 6 anyway, I might as well try to lose the v card at 22.
one is mexican and sounds pretty cool, the other one sounds like a basic bitch
oh yeah I also got the number of this chick that has a 5/10 face but witha good body could be decent, she's about to come back from vacation and sounded really down for it. just gotta see if she's just really friendly or she doesnt have a problem fucking

>>38551743
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>>38553902
>>38554116
fuck her and her friend, see what comes of it.
then act accordingly. Your gf being LDR gives you some wiggle room
Dont miss on an opportunity, if it doesnt work out you could get a fuck buddy or just a new friend (with hot friends) out of it

>>38546456
>>38546480
>>38546500
fucking fat girls is awesome, wtf you talking about...they will literally do whatever you want

>>38551743
ive fucked one - talking to her was like pulling teeth but she was easy to fuck

>>38554572
fucked her. gonna fuck her friend. Not often do you have a girl who wants to fuck you and other chicks.

gonna go for it m8

besides, she isnt gf material anhow

>>38552021
Well they are black, that's the best they are going to get.

>>38551705
Lookout its mr freshman who took a psych course

>>38554684
attaboy.
see how it develops.
if you see it going somewhere I'd let your gf know, if it's just casual fucking keep it on the DL
I envy you so fucking much

>>38553359
Just be yourself bro

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>just fucked asian qt
>finally left permavirgin status
>I have ascended
>literally feel no difference
>sex was shit too
>pic related

>>38554758
That's because you only did it once.

You probably sucked and were nervous cause you don't know shit.

Also sex is like marihuana, first couple of times nothing will happen.

>>38554701

gonna keep it casual - we'll see how it goes. I'll tell her im down for the 3some though.

She was telling me that she woulden't mind being the 3rd person, but since we just met there are no feels to mess up

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>>38554758
grats brah
here is your celebratory maymay

Surely someone can stump him.

>>38554856
>>38554820

fucked that up

>>38552021
I need you to take a step back with that comment, I don't fuck fat chicks and never will.

>>38546433
My neck hurts

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>>38554820

>live in the south
>install tinder
>all women are hardcore baptist and like boating/ATVs/hunting if they even have hobbies at all

I don't have the money to be a good 'ol boy, and even if I did I'm mosquito b8 in the worst way. How do I /out/ and all the southern sloots that come with it?

>>38554996
Move. The real US is going to force them to secede anyway.

>>38554920
Yo mama's neck be hurting after she chorgs me

>>38554996
i went tubing down a river. its easy as fuck and you get to stare at ass.

aint nothing wrong with that senpai

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>Use awkward as fuck opening on qt3.14
>She doesn't respond
>Two days later message her saying "Fuck it, you're fit"
>Deleted

I am bad at this
Matched with another qt recently but don't know what to do lads

>>38554996
Hike. It's mostly couples out there, but I have come across some cuties that were alone and seemed like they would have stopped to flirt. Didn't because had headphones in, though.

Either way, you can get some pictures for social media. Standing on a cliff or some shit gets girls wet

>>38554996
holy shit this. why are south girls so fucking expensive

I got easy pussy for free when I visited my friend in LA
but in the south its hard out here for these country hoes

>>38555077
How many times do I have to tell you people. Your only goal is to seem fun.

>Ay shorty, what that thang do?

Or

>Roses are red, true love is rare, booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere

Use pictures that make you seem fun - with friends, at events, etc. Chances are you aren't fit enough for the shirtless bathroom pic to work, and most girls are actively turned off by that level of vanity anyway


Don't be afraid to be flirty in your messages. That's why you're there. What are they going to do, stop responding? Guess what, they'll do that anyway if your conversation has all the charm of a job interview.

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>>38555099
This isn't rocket surgery, people.

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>>38555136
And I should note I'm dyel with bad skin

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>>38555154
All about confidence and messaging more girls than you would be comfortable admitting to any of those girls. Even if you fail, it's practice

>we talkin bout practice

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>>38555166

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Is this all it takes?

Also Ohshitohshitohshit

I live in a 8x11 slum, like i practically gag every time i walk in to the building lobby, what do?

>>38555184
Means nothing until it happens. Lots of girls do that facetious plans bullshit

>we should tooootally catch up, bestie!
Leaves room
>I hate that smelly bitch

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>>38551743
Nice meme.

>>38555099
>>38555136
>>38555154
>>38555166
>>38555178
>justbeconfidentman,girlslovethat.jpg

>>38555273
>girlsdontlikeconfident.eliotismyhero.m4a

>>38555136
>>38555154
>>38555166
>>38555178
please teach me senpai

>mfw i realize USA is as big as europe
>mfw i realize that women and rules of game around different states are completely different as if it is between england and belarus


Is this actually true? Like the shit you can do in L.A. would never pass in Lousiana for example?

>>38555326
I literally just did

Tinder seems like shit from what ive seen on this goddamn site, tons and tons of guys and no women and the few women who DO use tinder use it for attention/validation

What a sad fucking time to be alive, well if youre a straight man and want to have sex that i
Cant even fucking buy sex nowadays

>>38555365

The minute tinder made mainstream it was finished because now every women who is on it is perceived a slut so they don't use it anymore.

>>38555207
Well she's definitely DTF as the conversation continues.
Solid 8/10.

also I'm DYEL but 6'3" and have a few outdoorsy photos

>>38555425
But the whole slut thing makes zero sense
Guys are basically begging girls to fuck/date but they wont because other girls see them as sluts
I dont understand, if women didnt play games and wanted to fuck it would be alot better

>>38546564
fuck off back to pol racist

>>38555313
>missing the point

>>38555349
Yes, its very true.
The US basically has the following distinct cultures:
The South
The North/Great Lakes area
New England
Mid West (plains)
Southern California
Pacific Northwest
Texas
Utah (Mormons)

>>38553529
At this point I'm so lonely I don't mind the attention lol, I just can't help feel ashamed about not being attracted to her at all. I just recently emerged from cocoon mode and she kind of threw herself at me and I didn't know what to do in the situation

>>38555166
>like a fat polar bear

What did she mean by this?

>>38545827
>Have to deal with
>Implying it's a burden
Kek
Agree about men giving it to them. It's one the reasons female privilege fades with age. Older men are less desperate so they aren't willing to put up with shit just to get a 5/10 girl to like them. But 20 year old college guys have no standards so any woman that age thinks she's a princess

>>38556264
Both break the ice

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>>38554462
And he looks pretty retarded anyway.

>>38555660
I really want to leave my area (central Florida) because I'm pretty sure the women here are terrible.

>>38553047
Nope. I'm an autistic female and I stay away from guys who are extremely attractive or out of my league. Not even phased by them. I just ignore because it would waste my time and theirs.

However my autism makes that 100% of the human population. Thus I am a lonely virgin.

>>38550125
the truth and nothing but the truth, right here.

>>38547138
somebody call the chris hanson on this dude

>>38555136
>>38555154
>>38555166
>>38555184
>be me
>join tinder
>match with girl
>message her
>no response
Reeeeeeee. Wtf am I doing wrong

>>38555425
That's not true. A girl in my dorm was on tinder, and she never got flak for it
> she was a total slut though

>>38559064
your face most likely

but could also be your grasp of the english language, tiny calves, lack of friends, or general demeanor

>>38559245
Then why match with me at all if it was my face?

>>38559395
nobody has time to evaluate each and every person. its much easier to filter matches than to filter every single profile

>>38559064
post profile
post "typical" first message
Post type of girl you match with.