Making it on accident

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>>38539813
>later gator

>>38539813
You better smoke a kilo before your see her.

Otherwise she will see the real booring/lame/autistic you.

>later gator

This is the secret

>>38539813
wow

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>Golden corral

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>>38539813
>later gator

>>38539813
>later gator gonna go get breakfast
Fucking australians I swear.

>later gator gonna go get breakfast
That girl right now is telling all her friends how it feels so fulfilling to help the mentally challenged.

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>>38539838

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>>38539813
IT PISSSSSS!!!

>later gator

this is the key...

no but for real I have the same thing, when I get high all social barriers are gone and I feel so comfortable with EVERYONE

>>38539848
What's wrong with Golden Corral?

They cook a shitload of eggs and steak in the morning you bet your ass im getting at least 3 plates + sweet tea=pure bliss

Im very suprised she liked my car and was knowledgeable in general,knew the engine size,redline,everything (except the turbo teehee)
She didnt realize i was high,but i found out she smokes (weed) often.

I can't lift while high
but a similar thing happened to me when i was on 60mg of vyvanse
I just didn't give a fuck and acted quirky. now shes my FB
enjoy OP!

>>38539813
>this weed got me high this straight from the hood shit

>>38539972
why do people keep making references to piss and jason genova?

>See you later alligator

This is literally my favorite goodbye line.

Pls no steal.

>>38540135
Isn't it a fake story?

Wait......I get it.

OP IS Jason Genova.

Enjoy your golden corral jasun. Congrats on fighting autism with weed.

>>38540135
Yea this is fake

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>>38539813
weed is always helpful to the righteous

>>38539835
My guess as well.

Its too late now OP, you can never be sober around her. Once you are she will see how you truly are.

You must become the gymrat who reeks of marijuana. It's your only hope.

>lmao1oz

>>38540204
>>38540188
Not fake

She has a brother who is a fellow ricer

>>38539813
So fake it hurts to read.

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>>38540237
Stay jello friendo

>>38539813
fake story

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>>38539926
kek

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>>38539813
>golden corral
you almost had me op

>>38539834
top kek

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>>38539813
>later gator

What's wrong with later gator if OP is black?

Biggest mistake of my life was smoking weed and taking other drugs.
Now that I don't smoke and eat clean and health as fuck, my health is so much better. I get hard as fuck morning wood. My hair is starting to get thicker again, grows faster. Same with my nails. My skin looks clearer and I don't feel or look as tired. Skin has its natural moisture.

Only down side is that my work is more boring. But even then I have been more social at work and that's helping me advance. Before I was just a code monkey who got high and coded and was taken advantage of at work but I didn't care as long as I got paid decent and got to get high.
I went through like 2+ ounces of weed a month towards the end of my 4 years of smoking which is excessive as fuck. Even when I started smoking my diet was shit and I smoked an eighth ounce a week. That is probably why I'm seeing drastic changes upon quitting.

If your smoking is under control, power to you. I thought mine was at first but as I made more money, I got out of control. It facilitated an antisocial lifestyle. I told myself that I work out and count my macros so I'll be fine. I also told my self that it helps me get over social anxiety but it's not worth it. I was wrong and I'm glad I quit before I turned bald or into a full blown NEET.

Learn from my mistake. Don't ruin the good things in life.

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>>38539813
>say "later gator" to a chick
>the next minute shes jumping on my dick

>>38540437
Is this pasta?

>>38539813
Last time I said 'later gator' the person replied, 'In a while, pedophile.'

Why do you guys think its cool to get high off of weed I doubt any of you even do it only thing i get high off of is knowledge pick up a book for wonce

>>38540450
Nah, just wrote it. Been running 3 miles and rowing 10 km with lifting daily to sweat out all the crap. Eating healthy as hell every meal too. Been at it for a couple weeks now and already noticed those changes.

>golden corral
>later gator

Anon, does your new girlfriend have AARP by any chance?

>>38540172
Cuz he once posted a pic of himself in white piss stained undies

>>38540471
>i
>wonce
>no question mark
Your bait reeled me in

>>38540135
Golden Corral puts soy in literally everything they serve, check out the website

>>38540149
Fuck yeah man, I'm gonna take 90mg of that with some shifty preworkout with all sorts of semi legal ingredients on friday. 6 hour upperbody day here I come.