>on keto >brother just brought home 2 large boxes of popcorn

you'll have to get back into ketosis and that sucks dick
don't do it

Use mayo as dip you fat fuck

>>38536746
if you had the mental capacity for this shit you wouldn't need to make this thread. just don't eat it

Keto is a meme you were gonna fail from the beginning, just do it.

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>>38536746
use bbq sauce fggt

>>38536746
Eat the damn things, anon. It's okay. Just have a bite. Just eat one. It won't matter. Show the world that you have no willpower and a mere piece of processed meat can control you. hahaha. Enjoy your garbage, while I make moves on the girl/guy/trap of your dreams as because when they look at you, all they see is garbage.

>>38536746
Keto is a meme diet so you really have no reason not to eat them. Seriously, you eliminated a macro from your diet without any actual reason

>>38536746

You really gonna give up some chicken because it was fried and battered just to look a little better to yourself?

No girls gonna see you and be like looks like you had pop corn chicken today tubby!

You look the slightest bit like you lift and they admire. You go to far and they vomit and think you are gay anyway. Which you most likely are.

>>38536746
that looks vile

>>38536746
you live in a society where deep fried chicken is available 365 days a year and probably 24 hours a day whenever you'd like. you're literally missing out on nothing if you skip eating it this time.