Tell me /fit/, which pill would you take?

>>38525977
Yellow pill for sure.

Hard to decide between green and purple pill, but i'd go green.

pinkbetas can fuck off

>>38525977
Green or orange. If I can control my bodyfat it's fucking easy to gain muscle and orange would make me able to become the most handsome guy in the world.

>>38525997
No spotters or gym buddies

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>>38525977
Orange to get some thicker wrists

>>38525977
what are you 12?

>>38526009
>You can't have fun unless you're 12

Sucks to be so fucking boring like you.

>>38525977
how could you possibly not choose green? eat whatever you want and never get fat

>>38525977
red, that there degeneration with age would suck mighty hard. Idc if I'm at one point 20% bf, I can lose it, you can't be as swole as a 25 yo Chad all your life without the red pill

>>38526028
Only americans have use of it.

>>38526007
I didn't think about that when I made the pic. I suppose as soon as you walk out of the gym/ stop exercising you are transported 3 hours back in time but keep your gains ect. That way you can still work out with your buddies.

Thinking about time travel hurts my head brah, solve it however you like.

Yellow or orange

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>>38526009
If I'm 12, you're getting out totalled by a 12 year old fagget!

>>38526034
kek

>>38525977
Red works the same as green, though with Red you could literally eat nothing and still maintain all your muscle while cutting to 0% body, seems bettar than green. Though orange is top pick.

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>>38526047
>3 hours more in every day
Yellow is fukkin God pill
Orange is too vague, can I change the aspect about myself that stops me from not being able to control time and space?

>>38526070
Madelyn, pls. its all i want.

>>38526070
Rolling

>>38526070
Role

>>38526070
RELL

>>38525977
Red or green.

Green only for the disguise potential

>Police! Help! Some 700lbs guy just stole all the bank money and sheep
>come round the corner 550lbs lighter and a billion dollars richer

>>38526070
roller

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>>38526097
I ALWAYS LOSE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38526070
rolling

blue pill btw

>>38526094
Fuck yes. Deffo picking Julie.

>>38526070
>roll and get Cate, the most average generic girl of all time

Rolling again for side piece

>>38526070
rolling for Madelyn

>>38525977
Orange pill if sex counts as one aspect.
Red pill if it doesn't.

>>38526070
Rollin

>>38525977
purple me up

>>38526070
gimme dat collete or madelyn

>>38526070

>>38525977
yellow

>>38525977
>red
Does it count when on roids? Would be pretty damn good, just do a couple of cycles and perma-gain roid muscles.

>blue
Just train properly and safely and you get the same effect, shit pill. Maybe good for some if it also takes away former injuries but it doesn't seem like that.

>green
No need for cutting is good, but red pill makes you not needing to eat even at maintenance so this pill is just for fat people who can't put down the fork.

>pink
>you get a gains goblin

>purple
Shit, you save a couple of years to get up to your natty limit but that's all you get.

>yellow
Best one easily, this is equal to free gains.

>grey
Money shouldn't be your biggest worry when going on roids anyway, side effects still apply so if you fuck up you still fuck up.

>orange
I would take this if I was less than 6'. Or indian.

>>38526070
Rorin'

>>38526079
No, I mean a physical aspect of your body. Make something bigger/ smaller, different shape ect.

>>38526113
Fix your form

>>38526070
I probably shouldn't roll

>>38526070
Röll

>>38525977
Hyperbolic yellow pill chamber

>>38526070
Whatever, roll.

>>38525977
Yellow

2nd choice blue, I have fractured disc out of place.

>>38526070

Pls Lizzy

>>38526070
rolling

>>38526070
rollio

>>38526156
Yes it counts for roid gains as well however if you get absolutely enormous, you will never be able to get any smaller so remember that.

Yeah blue pill can be fixed with good form. It would be useful for elite lifters who risk blowing a pec, tearing ACL ect.

This is a good point. For red pill, you don't need maintenance but say you want to go from 80kg to 90 kg, you would have to eat the diet of a 90kg lifter to get there. Green is the least appealing to me because I don't mind eating healthy.

lel

Yeah, would kinda ruin the fun.

I think yellow is a pretty good deal. The fact that you don't age is very important because if you aged in the bubble, you would age 8% faster than everyone else.

This is the MUTANT pill.

Lmao. I'm 5'9". could take it and become 6'3" but I still reckon I would take the yellow pill instead.

>>38526180
when erect??

>>38526070
rollllll

>>38525977

Orange. I'd grow from 5'4 to 6'.

>>38526255
>5'4 to 6'
Why not go all the way to the god given status of being 6'5?

>>38526255
6'? so you can be king of manlets?

7' OR BUST!

>>38526070
>Rolls

>>38526070
Roll

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>>38525977
orange pill then find a nice thicc qt3.14 to satisfy

>>38526070
I will roll your autism

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>>38526255
>6'
>not 6'5

>>38526070
6-10 get
also I didn't read anything I'm going on looks alone
I regret nothing

Give me some bigger bones

>>38526047
Time travel doesn't actually exist because time doesn't exist either, it's a theoretical concept.

>>38526316
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_dilation

>>38526070
rollerino

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>>38526070

rolling for katya

>>38526316
I'm just making a fun thread anon, take your Steven Hawking shit elsewhere.

>>38526327
>it's a theoretical concept
>posts a wikipedia article about theoretical research

Really?

>>38526070
>>38526084
You guys ever wonder how its only a certain group of people attracted to goth/emo/alternate girls? Been thinking about that alot lately trying to figure out if its hard wired or not cos ive always been into that group since a young age however am really annoyed by their personalities.

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>>38526334

fuck my life. so close

>>38526070
Breanna or Colette pls

>>38526070
80-85 pls

>>38526070
rooolll

>>38526070
Roll

>>38526281
Actually if your dick is too big then it will be pretty painful for 99% of women and they won't be able to have sex with you because it'd be too painful for them. Maybe a few chicks who are into BDSM might be into this though.

>>38526070
roll

Whichever one makes people stop hating me.

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>>38526070

>>38526070
ROLLIN!

>>38526397
I'm so sorry.
How long is it?

>>38526070

Rollan

>>38526385
8x6 is not that big

>>38526413
Depends on the women and her stature. Bigger women can take bigger dicks. Also don't let butt cheeks fool you, just because a woman has a huge ass it doesn't mean she needs a big dick to satisfy her. The smaller and tighter a woman is, the easier she will be to please. That's why most men go for smaller women.

yellow pill

I don't have time to do all the things I need to do...

>>38526420

That's not actually true - vaginal depth/circumference is basically as random as dick size. No real correlation with body size.

>>38525977
Yellow is by far the best anyone that says otherwise is a faggot. You are getting 10950 extra hours as well as 3 hours you dont need to waste on working out everyday saving you 10950 hrs on ur life span.

>>38526443
Saying it's completely random is just ignorant, although there is a degree of randomness to it.

>>38526070
Madelyn or Klara pls

>>38526070
Hoping for Brooke

>Choose yellow
>Carry 1lb db with me at all times
>Can stop time whenever
>Dem creepshots

>>38526499
kek

>>38526070
rollan

>>38526074
no one but the freaks on this board care about 0% bodyfat, green is amazing because you can eat like a hog and stay 12% for prime pussy slaying

>choose orange pill
>instantly get CHAD GOD MODE FACE
>bang infinite sloots

>>38526156
>just do a couple of cycles and perma-gain roid muscles.
damn, the rest of the pills still would have me in the gym for the rest of my life, this red pill would have me gym for a few more years, then i can lay back and do fuck all.

i think i'd go for red, would have to cut down to extremely low bf% first though.

>>38526065
Roll

>>38526047

Could I go to a gym, open up a membership, workout for 3 hours or less, then undo having gotten a membership, essentially getting a lifetime of free gym access?

What if the gym is crowded and instead of exercising for the full time I spend a generous portion of it waiting for equipment to free up? What if I get distracted and spill some spaghetti on a qt? Do those moments continue to exist, or are they undone one my 3 hour window/workout is over? Are they undone all as a chunk but I continue to age during those moments I'm not exercising?

>>38526070
True

>>38525977
take the blue pill
use dumbbells as a murder weapon
proceed to become unstoppable killing machine

>>38526070
rolling

>>38525977
orange so i no longer have to be 6ft2 king of manlets

>>38525977
ORANGE PILL, NO LONGER A MANLET FAGGOTS!

>>38526070
Rollz

>>38526579
lol

>>38526070
rolling

>>38525977
>>38525977
orange for dick size or green

>>38526070
Role

>>38526070
madelyne klara kizzy or kate are all good the rest are a waste

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>>38526029
Redpill is the only answer, everything else can come naturally or is less interesting.

Never losing gains is dream come true.

I lost 20 pounds of gainz so no brainer for me.

>>38526070
roll motherfuckers.

>>38526070
rolling

>>38525977
Yellow pill is GOAT, since martial arts are fitness related you could spend 4-5 hours a day learning a martial art and become better than most people in under half the time, becoming a god of combat

>>38526070
rollan

>>38526761
But you can lose the gains nigga.

Redpill means you keep growing no matter what.
No more worrying about maintaining and also - be a swole granpa one day.

I suppose you dont lose any gains (facial too) so it means being young forever (close to it).

>>38526070
role

>>38526070
rollioo

>>38526773
fucking awesome

>>38526070
Pls chad

>>38525977
After careful deliberation, BLUE is the only possible correct answer.

Yellow and Red coming in close behind.

>>38526070
roll

>>38526800
who the fuck is rose

>>38526070
Roll

>>38526819
Fuck I'd rather be single

>>38526070
ravioli ravioli give me the rolleroni

>>38526070
Rollll

Green, controlling your bodyfat sounds amazing, you get to eat whatever, bulk on massive amounts while staying lean

>>38526070
rolling.

>>38526070
>>>38525977 (OP)
>Yellow or green are GOAT.
Took to to roll

>>38525977
maybe orange pill and gain a few extra inches (currently 6'0) because all the other things can be done without a miracle pill.

>>38526070
rolling and I already know she'll be a whore since there's only women as options

>>38526906
i-i'm going back to uni this fall to study computer science is this a sign

>>38526070
rollarino

>>38526070
Fuck me.

>>38526070
rolllllan'

>>38526070
roll'd

>>38525977
I would take Red Pill cus I go camping / surfing trips a lot and I lose my gains

>>38526070
Roll

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>>38526533
This guy knows what's up.

Assuming you're 5'10" or higher and have decent hair you'd be set.

Face > Anything if you're trying to appeal to other people.

I'm 5'11" and find the process of gains fun anyway so might as well do the one thing I can't chance.

Imagine having a face sculpted by an angel.

And reminder that Brad Pitt and George Clooney are under 6'

>>38526070
roll

>>38526070
roll

>>38526327
Time dilation is very real. Although it's part of the theory of relativity, that theory is closer to reality than anything else we have. There have been experiments done on earth that show that time dilation is very real senpai.

>>38525977
red pill obviously.

Even if you only worked out once a week, you would wind up becoming huge. And would be ripped as fuck as long as you do not overeat on the days where you are not training or just go on regular cuts.

>>38526009
what are you an autist?

http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/06/02/and-i-show-you-how-deep-the-rabbit-hole-goes/

Read this blog post and then end the thread

>>38525977
Blue

>>38527413
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>>38526499
As soon as you're doing something non fitness related time starts again. Enjoy suddenly appearing between a chicks legs!

>>38526385
For you...

Blue pill so I can go buckwild at MMA

>>38526555
What happens in the gym still technically exists I guess. Idk man, I'm not physicist.

If it didn't exists, I would walk into the gym, rape the shit out of a cardio bunny and leave.

>>38526579
Fucking lol.

>>38527413

Isley, Isley, Isley...

>>38526761
That's a really good point. Any sport that requires a lot of practice and skill would benefit greatly.

>>38526798
I think Red wins over blue because red you would be able to take time to recover from injury without losing gains.

>Take Yellow Pill
>Do all kinds of illegal shit while you are jogging around
>Profit
>Also mad gains for 3 extra hours per day working out

>>38527413
ISLEY ISLEY ISLEY YOU NEEVA LERN MAN! YOU NEEVA LERN!

>>38527413
Also my graphic looks way nicer than that blurry piece of shit you linked.

Orange Pill:
i choose to not having chrons disease

>>38525977
Green so I can permanent bulk without being fat fuck

>>38525997
Holy shit this. The biggest barrier to me being 100% dedicated to lifting has always been time, and I could do a big workout, cardio, and stretching in three hours.

I choose yellow

ZA WARUDO

>>38525977
What about pill that will instantly kill me?

>>38525977
Anyone not picking the red pill is retarded.
>hit your genetic limit in your prime
>lift for fun instead of necessity for the rest of your life
>maybe get super fat and have stealth super strength
>or stay lean and look juicy without having to worry about old age stealing your gains
>be 70 years old and still strong with the heart of a 20-year old runner
You're LITERALLY Captain America at that point.
>hurr I want time to stop for 3 hous a day
>no no I want to control my body fat
Kill yourselves.

>>38528188
>Grey Pill
>Overdose on HGH
>Shipping container for a casket

>>38525977
Blue
Yellow and orange were tempting

Purple or yellow pill. I'd have to decide in the moment which one I'd go with.

>>38528232
You're going to be heavy as shit your entire life. Fine for some people, not for everyone

>5'4"
>Solid 6 inch dick
If you were me and ate the orange pill, would you add 1 foot to your height, or 2 inches on your dick? Ladies love my dick, but I would be on another level if I had a solid 8 inch penis. But then again I would slay more pussy if I was 6'4" and not a half a fucking midget.

>>38525977
Orange, will change my body so that I never get tired, have trippled mitochondria, reverese and halt the aging process, stop all free radical damage, make me immune to radiowaves and enivronmental stressors like chemicals, have increased growth hormone and testosterone production and heal my injuries.
Everything else will fall into place naturally.

Till I eventually die of multiple cancers that my body can't fight off, but that will be when I'm 200+ years old so if I haven't killed myself by then I'll just be tired enough of living that I can die off naturally.

Redpill. Insane fat bulk once, cut to 7% bf and be A E S T H E T I C forever with no bulk in the future

>>38525977
>grey pill
>get a truck of test or ten
>sell it
>became new steroid king

>>38528299
>never lose strength so you never lose your ability to workout
>continue working out into your 70s
>bones respond to exercise and stay sturdy as fuck
So what if I'm heavy the rest of my life? It's no strain on my body as long as I have the bones to support the muscular frame.

>>38528323
Have fun never being able to go balls deep.

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>>38525977
>7''x5'' dick since my early teens
>get excited thinking I'll have a monster dick when I grow up
>it never grew beyond that
brehs I just want one more inch either way

>>38526047
From your friends perspective you never went to the gym with them. Everytime they think it's you're first time going to the gym with them.

blue pill possibly, injuries have been a curse

but tell me about the pink pill, what kind of gf

Yellow. Unless red can improve your lifespan by greater than 12%.

>>38525997
Become the Flash everytime you run or even jog, does powerwalking count? Only problem is you'll have to work out to increase endurance and still lose to superhuman speedsters who challenge you to a race around the globe. How far can a man run in 3 hours, can a man run for 3 hours without stopping?

>>38525977
>Orange
make myself 8 feet tall, take a shitton of steroids, fulfill space marine mode

YELLOW ONLY DO SWIMMING BEAT PHELPS

>>38525977
Orange, I would choose not to be physically disabled.

Yellow pill. You are literally adding 3 hours a day to your life. And there is plenty of different types of exercise, go for a swim, play a sport, yoga, climbing, hiking.

Can I take the orange pill to get a perfect facial complexion? If so fuckin that

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>>38528567
>How far can a man run in 3 hours?
I used to run marathons and 3 hours is well above average. Pretty much a sub 7 minute mile for 26.2 miles
>can a man run for 3 hours without stopping?
Yes that is not that hard with proper training. My fastest marathon was 3 hours and 30 minutes, the only stop I made was to piss, but some people just piss themselves while running.

>>38525977
Green or orange 2bh.

Muscle gain isn't a problem that much of a problem considering normies don't see a difference between ottermode and zyzz. I don't want a gf. I don't know why anyone would choose yellow. I go to the gym to waste time not because it's a chore.

If I had to choose between an additional 5 inches of height or bf, I might choose body fat.

I trick and tumble (gymnastics) assuming this counts under the header of "training" i would take blue pill. Tricking injuries suck ass, id be the best in no time because jd just throw everything as hard as i fucking could

>>38525977
Orange pill since #1 thing to fuck as many bitches as possible is lenght. If you have a >20cm Penis you will be known as that guy with long af penis.

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>>38528736
>>38528621
>>38529209
>>38529323
>>38525977
My nigs, ORANGE it is. Im already at a low BF% and have decent gains. Even if i didnt id still choose orange.
GOTTA GET THAT 8x6!!!
Seriously imagine how great it would be to have an 8x6, the confidence would be unreal.

>>38526028
I already pretty much never get fat so it's no use.

>>38529453
9.25 x 6 here.
Not much of a confidence booster.
If anything it just draws attention from people you don't want to deal with.
Fun to pull women I want, show off to get reactions in inappropriate female filled places and manipulate thirsty gays into giving me stuff without having to actually do anything sexual.

But other then that, it's a big damned hassle.

>>38525977
Purple pill.

Being female sux for your gains t b h

>>38529580
>girl(male)

>>38526099
Limited to 2% a day

>Take orange pill
>13 inch monster
>walk around with a permanent erection
>Flash ladies in public
>all the pussy i want
All the benefits of lifting without the lifting

>>38529566
>it's a big damned hassle.

How so? You can't fit inside some girls?

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>>38525977
Pink if i can choose pic related

Yellow if not

>>38525977
I go orange and change my bodies production of Myostatin - fennostatin to the point where I can get olympic athlete ripped sitting around, and rich piana+ sized if I wanna leave humanity behind

>>38529566
>Fun to pull women I want, show off to get reactions in inappropriate female filled places and manipulate thirsty gays into giving me stuff without having to actually do anything sexual.
>But other then that
>Fun to pull women I want
???
bait?
What else is there? Plus it doesnt matter to you cause youve always had it so you cant appreciate it. Your like a billionaires spoiled kid. youve never lifted with an average as fuck penis.

>>38529671
Yeah actually. Kind of makes you feel impotent in a way.
And the attention, which is ironic because I get off on showing it off a lot of times.

>>38529680
I guess you're right. But not appreciating what you already have is just as bad.

>>38525977
Green easy.

ORANGE PILL NOW PLS

>>38529715
>But not appreciating what you already have is just as bad.
Thats suck an elitist snob way to put it. Why are people afraid of admitting they lucked the fuck out. If i had a 1 inch dick and a 80 IQ and was 5'2 would you say appreciate it? Fuck that.
>I get off on showing it off a lot of times
what a suprise, just admit its awesome already and quit playing coy

>>38526004
>orange would make me able to become the most handsome guy in the world

>implying ONE change would make you the most handsome guy in the world

Straight orange

Change my face or my race. Either I become attractive or I become white.

Can't be fucking black and facially lacking. Incel for life.

>Take yellow
>you are literally in god mode 3 hours a day as long as you jog
>conquer the world

Um orange, change myself to a woman and live life on easy mode cmon guys

>>38529986
>only one feature
>change to woman and you have exactly the same body but now you have a vagina
sounds shitty

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>>38525977
Blue all the way mang. Train hard without fear of injury.

>>38527133
>>38526533
Yeah pretty much this. I'm kind of tempted to take green and permabulk but Chad face is better.

>>38527855
:(

>>38525977
Orange pill, Im handsome but my potential is ruined by being a manlet

>>38525977

either yellow for that fantastic 3 free hours of liftan and shit

or red for infinite gains mode

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>mfw I can't take orange pill to become 6'2

>>38525977
Orange pill for aesthetic face.
I'm pretty good everywhere else.
Besides the gf part ;_;

I like how all these pills basically give you superpowers except for the pink one that grants a girlfriend. amazing how alien a female companion is to /fit/

>>38530217
Tbf, nobody seems to be picking it.

>>38530028

By that logic only one feature wouldn't make you insanely handsome either, a nose is one feature. I would think the orange pill works in a broader sense

>>38525977
>anything but yellow pill

you fucking dumbasses, assuming that one is 20, and will live to 100, this will add 87600 hours to your life, an additional 10 years with which you can do whatever the fuck you want so long as you simultaneously excercise

>>38530253
it says aspect tho
>aspect
>noun
>1.appearance to the eye or mind; look:
2.nature; quality; character:
wait, so if I change the "human" aspect of my body to "Greek God" would that turn me into a god? neat

>>38525977
Green pill for sure.
Permabulk and measure body fat daily, just drop 2% every few weeks.

>>38525977
no one seems to realize how fucking useful red pill will be when you're 65+

>>38525977
Yellow pill to become Dio!

>>38525977
yellow or orange. it would be nice to always have the time to do what i want, but not being 5'8" anymore would also be really fuckin nice.

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Orange.
>Tfw 5'5''
>Tfw 6 inch wrists
>Tfw eyeglasses
>Tfw no visible jawline (atleast not while bulking)

>>38525977
Red pill is the only acceptable answer. You still age but keep all gains.

>>38530487
is it too late to become a girl?

>>38530594
Unfortunately it is.

>>38530594
I'd be a damn good girl tho. Fit, freckles, puffy cheeks and all that good shit...

>>38525977
Probably green since it means my diet may be absolutely anything I wish it to be. Apparently, the side effects of BEING fat are all that count, not the nutrition itself (excess cholesterol or something). I may continue to exercise as any normal person and within no more than 5 days can be very large to very trim.

Another acceptable answer is Red pill since losing muscle from aging (and lack of desire to weight train) is a very real threat to nearly every geriatric mobility issue in existence. Keeping the muscle mass/strength of a 20-year-old when 50, 60, 70 can be a far more rewarding experience...assuming I'm not demented to the point of simply crapping myself and wandering around a hospice center being angry and combative, forgetting everything that's been explained to me within minutes.

>>38530395
this anon is right

RED PILL

>Red pill
>Bulk until you hit limit
>Then cut and maintain body-weight for the rest of your life

>>38530747
Wow, those coked out babyboomers are going to have it bad later aren't they?

>>38525977
Orange.
I'm 24 and losing hair.

yellow is perfect, imagine when im older, i can stretch, run, and do the weights i want for 3 hours but irl time is 1 second

>>38525977
Pink is pointless when I have these other options
Grey is of no use to me cos I don't want the negative of steroids
Blue seems shit compared to the others
Red would be good for when you get old but I see too many ways for it go wrong
Purple seems to me an objectively worse version of yellow
Green would be best for just stuffing your face with whatever you want and never getting fat; I've not much interest in that

For me it's between yellow and orange, and when it comes to orange I can't decide on a single thing that I would change, and I would probably regret it anyway and wish I'd did something else

I'll take yellow

>>38525977
Red
>tfw can be super cut with no muscle loss
>tfw no atrophy after not lifting for a while
>tfw 80 years old and still aesthetic as fuck

>>38531136
>tfw everyone accusing you of roiding

Orange or red. Would love a 8 inch dick

>>38525977

I've already taken the Red Pill, does the green pill mean I can eat all the junk food I want and still stay cut as fuck instead of being a 230lb fatty like I am now?

Orange, fix my fucked spine and ribcage

>>38525977
Does having healthy, undamaged skin count for the orange pill? I used to weigh like 360 lbs and I have a ton of loose skin now.

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>>38525977
>change height
>make myself so large I cause a singularity
>all the world's chads and stacies are spaghettified

>>38525977
pink pill

>>38526070
Madelyn plis get even if you hate me for being a subhuman manlet

>>38526385
>dicklet lies
Now tell me how your gf swears she doesn't like big dicks you fucking faggot

>>38525977
red, purple, or green pill

Pick orange, set aging rate to zero, ez immortality. yellow is pleb tier.

Red

>red pill
>roid to push your body past its limits and get huge
>look fucking disgusting when you're 70 because you never lost your roid gains

>red pill
>lift natty
>hit your genetic limit
>look great but not over done
>can never lose or gain more muscle

Literally just take the red pill and don't roid. You get all the benefits of not roiding, being aesthetic when you're old and grey, and living to be 150 because your heart and muscles never deteriorate.

>>38533825
Aging is just a byproduct of mistakes in DNA replication built up over your lifetime. It is not the main problem, however. A better idea would be to go for the source. Just make it so that your cells will always replicate perfectly. You'd eliminate aging, reduce your risk of cancer by 99%, stop all manner of diseases, and keep full functionality of your baby making abilities.

Orange

>muscular

>>38525977
orange pill
>edit height from 5' to 5'5 or maybe 5'6

>>38534113
>going from gigamanlet to manlet
What a waste of a pill.

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>>38534128
>implying I'm a manlet

>>38525977
I'd take the orange pill and not have cerebral palsy.

>>38525977
Would I still be natty if i was altering time and space for my gains?
>tfw dont wanna upset scooby

>>38525977
Orange for 10/10 face.

/thread

>>38531634
You dumb asshole. Black holes aren't black holes because of strictly size. If you changed your height to 6 quadrillion lightyears tall, it wouldn't make a difference. What you need is to be small while maintaining a comparatively enormous amount of mass. D=M/V by moving your volume closer and closer to zero while maintaining a constant mass, you gain near infinite density until gravity becomes your bitch. Our sun would have to be crushed to the size of Manhattan. The Earth would have to shrink to the size of a peanut. You? Hell, you're not even 200 lbs. You'd have to shrink as small as an atom while maintaining all your mass. Even at that point, your singularity would be so pathetically small that you wouldn't do anything. You'd shrivel up and die before you consumed any mass to add to yourself. You wouldn't even make a quasar.

>>38525977
Green pill and then permabulk for intense gains.

>>38529647
Depending on the location that 2% is, it could make a big difference. Imagine losing 2% of pure facial bodyfat.

>>38526079
> time AND space
>Orange too vague
>bane posting wrong
Back to middle school maybe youll how to read well and stop fucking up the thread retard

>>38534185
>what even is hawking radiation

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orange and change my face to something like this guy

sometimes i think im gay, always looking at super attractive dudes wishing I had that face, but nah, i just don't like feeling ugly

>>38526059
Anon I really, really like this picture

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>>38525977
I would overdose on the pink pill

>>38532325
This.
Girls saying they don't like big dicks is like guys saying they don't like big round asses

>>38525977
>orange pill
>upgrade brain
>solve energy crisis
>colonize mars
>invent true virtual reality
>etc, etc, sacrifice myself for humanity

pink pill.
or orange and change face to have perfect skin, this would take me from 6 or 7/10 to like an 8 or 9

>>38525977
a gf of my choosing or just some random chick? this is important

>>38535558
>Not using it to make the head of your dick 12" wide
>Not going off to live in the woods as a mushroom goblin that puts the fear of god in the woodland critters

>>38526070
roll

>>38526070
reroll

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>>38535558

>take orange pill
>ask for unsurpassed intelligence and brilliance
>realize the futility of existence
>kill self

>>38525977
Let's take a scientific approach here and weight the pros and cons:

RED
+Every time you do anything you are making small muscle gains.
+Unheard-of monster gains possible.
+You're natty so you can compete in sports where they test for performance enhancers and still get GOAT status.
-Monster muscles means monster caloric needs; death by starvation is absolutely a worry, as is $$$.

BLUE
+Go as hard as you want for maximum gains.
+Run ultra-marathons with ease.
+Be an unstoppable force on any sports team since you literally cannot get injured.
-May not be the best pill.

GREEN
+You can never starve to death so trips to Mars just became way easier.
+Never buy food again, just pop a multivitamin daily and add a layer fo fat to consume.
-This has got to be hard on your body.

PINK
-They'll leave you, so you'll be the same as before.
-Basically a placebo.

Blue Pill fer sure
Guys, you can do any sort of serious physical activity you want and not get hurt.

Run down cliff faces, play Frogger IRL, pull batshit crazy tricks, become an MMA demon, sprint full speed all day and night.
Fuck yeah, man.

>ORANGE
>be 100 ft tall and the earth begin to worship me as a deity
>change race to Alien and leave my feels on earth forever
>20ft hair long, become a hair golem
>have a ridiculously big head and become MODOK

Are you fucking kidding me, orange or die.

>>38526059
>hand drawn mong pepe

Now that's a rare meme

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>>38535789

>>38535900
If you're a natty, you'll hit a genetic limit at some point where you simply won't be able to put on any more muscle. Being natty is a safety card, bruh. Also, you won't make gains for EVERYTHING you do. You build muscle by ripping the heads off strands of myosin. That takes more and more force the stronger you are. Lifting a cup of water won't do anything for you. For your experienced lifter, opening a pickle jar is 0 gains. If you take the red pill and never do roids, you can be strong and aesthetic without being too strong or gross for the rest of your unnaturally long life.

>>38535999
>>be 100 ft tall and the earth begin to worship me as a deity
>implying they wouldn't immediately kill you just to make sure they can

>>38525977
>blue
Back and shoulder are doomed.

Im enjoying my lifting experience, and seeing the progression.

I don't see the point of accelerated gains. Yeah, I want to meet my goals NOW, but I don't want to miss the experience of getting there either.

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>>38526499
Y K E E H C H E E K Y
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>>38525977
Blue or yellow
Blue means I don't break my neck in a martial arts accident, yellow would be best in day to day life

>>38529913
>100/100 face
>not the most handsome guy

It has to be orange pill for face

>>38525977
You're giving me a list of options that includes a hyperbolic time chamber?
Yellow pill for sure.

rollan

>>38528494
>Friends

This is where you're wrong anon.

>>38528531
any gf you want anon.

>>38528857
Yes you can

>>38537335
Well fuck, then the pink pill is superior to every other pill
Sign me up

>>38530217
I just added it in the list for lols. Didn't really expect anyone to pick it and so far not many people have.

>>38531608
yep sure does

>>38534128
I think anon might be a grill

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>>38535725
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

>>38535725
fuckin kek

>>38535900
Anon, the way I intended the red pill to work is that you wouldn't need to eat anything to MAINTAIN the muscle. However, if you wanted to go from 80kg to 100kg, you would have to eat a diet of a 100kg person to get there. You wouldn't be at risk of starvation.

>YELLOW PILL
>whilst curling a 2lb weight in one arm, you can go around stealing, raping, and destroying anyone you like as they are frozen in time for 3 hours
>become a literal billionaire from walking into open bank vaults and father to millions of children with fine ass women that have no idea why they got pregnant
>also i guess get fit on the side


who wouldnt pick the yellow pill? you could do anything you want, you just have to make sure your exercising whilst doing it

>>38525977
Blue 100%

>>38528405
There are other holes deeper than the regular one, anon.

>>38525977

Yellow or green desu

Probably yellow, I like to box (which is exercise) so I can stop time, fuck up the guy or throw a punch and put him off balance so it counts as a knock down. Win the world title and make millions

>>38525997
>Orange pill

I've got 9% bf and I still can't get rid of this grotesque lump of fat on my neck/chin, like a low-key turkey jowl.
Pisses me the fuck off.

red pill is the only logical choice

>>38526059
Do you mind if I save this picture?

>>38537540
Underrated

>>38525977
Orange for either a model-tier face, a 25cm dick or become white.

>>38525977
how is the pink pill fitness related ?

>>38525977
Yellow for sure. I'm a long distance runner and if I could pause time I might be able to have some modicum of a social life.

>>38526047
Isn't it just like the stop watch from the twilight zone

>>38538260
It's all yours my friend!

>>38538397
How new are you?

>>38538436
Never seen Twilight zone, sorry.

>>38525997
agreed, then i could go pro

>>38525977

Yeah, hey that's cool guys; or you could spend this time actually getting fit, making new friends (which will open opportunities in the future), meeting girls, making money, etc.
But, yeah let's spend time fantasizing like a bunch of dungeons and dragons nerds.

>>38538917
>Getting this mad over a .png

You're probably the type of guy who pulls the "kids in Africa" line.

Post your body you fucking DYEL.

>>38525977

Purple pill, easily.

Green or blue.

Blue because I wish I could train every day, and green because losing bf% is such a cunt sometimes.

>>38528465
I know that feel.