Best compliments recieved

>>38521055
bump4interest

>>38521055
Fucking friendzoned, kek

>>38521459
>friendzoned
I mean if its a mutual friendzone then what's the problem?

Once when I was in the gym a anti-enhancement guy came, and asked me some questions. Answered all of them, even had to leave a piss test so they could see that I was clean. Got a diploma after it so it was worth it.

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>Came home to my granny flat from a hard day of one two hour Uni lecture and a workout at the gym (fuck I miss being a student).
>Take shirt off getting ready for shower but want a cup of tea first. Head to main house.
>Go to kitchen but didn't realise we had company. My mum, a friend of hers and the friend's daughter are in the kitchen.
>Daughter is a friend of my younger brother, goes to high school with him.
>Their conversation stops dead and I start to make my tea, feeling a bit self-conscious.
>Daughter is staring at me with her mouth open and says "Oh my God he's fucking huge..." under her breath.
>The two mums burst out laughing, she turns bright red when she realises everyone heard.

Best compliment because it came out involuntarily.

Popped each others cherries about a week later (yes I was a late starter).

>>38522721
how old were you/her?

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arguing with girl and she interrupted me and said

"You know you actually would be really attractive if you tried"


Half compliment?

>>38522998
I was second year uni, 19.

She was... 36, officer.

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semi random lady I once went to school with said I was the type of guy a woman could instantly fall in love with, get married fall asleep in eachothers arms every night untill death and never look back....i turned bright red . HUR HUR HUR HUR THANX

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A cute lesbian told me that that too bad I was a guy because she'd fuck me every day if I was girl. We were both drinking. We kissed later.

That's a compliment right?

Me mum told me that my back is getting bigger

Walking through the club one night really drunk. A girl stopped me and said I was cute and asked if we could hook up.

>cute

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"You look like Rob Liefeld's Captain America."

> Dress down entire life
> Recently learn to buy pants that fit
> Buy sweet sweater that accents muscles
> Go out, drinking beer with friends
> Joke about hair, push shortish ~2in hair up into spikes
> Friend of 2+ years "Oh my god you look like a model"
> Wouldn't stop staring

T...Thx senpai

>>38521055
I usally wear a hoody to Uni but I wore a tight shirt one day and a cute girl in my class turned to me and said "whoa you're buff"

Also same day some random guy complimented me

>See gymbro who was MIA for 2 months (he was working nights)

>He says, "Shit, you're really making it, man."

_______

>Femlet qt always watching me in the mirror when I do chins/pulls.

>On Monday, she asks me how I do so many (3 x10, lol).

>I just tell her, "Start with one, work your way up."

>At 5', she can't jump to the bar.

>"I want to try one," she says. "C-c-can you give me a boost?"

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>"Uh... sure."

>Grab her around thighs (firm, cardio bunny thighs) and lift her to the bar. Sweet sweaty little femlet.

>She struggles and almost makes one. I palm her feet and assist her to the top. She drops down.

>"Thanks, I'm sorry to waste your time."

>"No bother," I says. "Glad to help."

>"Would you help me up again of you're here again when I am?"

>"Sure."

Didn't see her today, must have creeped her out.

>>38521055
this pic makes me mad at manlets.
>WWTL?

I get told I'm hot and a lot of girls say they'd date me but I'm already in a relationship right now so oh well.

Not a direct compliment but it might as well be. I've had a few girls want me to breed them. You have to be an alpha to get to this level m8s.

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>>38521055
>"You forever ruined all other men for me"
after i fucked 9/10 particularly roughly for 2 hours straight ( chocking, slapping and making her say dirty shit)

i didn't admit it at that point but that sentence melted my heart

>>38523675
what did he mean by this'

for real dude, what are you saying

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>>38523716
>guy on left: 5'7
>guy on right:6'3

picture clearly tries to show how they have a similar physique

>le im am the next zyzz meme

>>38523664
Fuck her right in the pussy

>>38523716
When will they learn

>>38523888
If I try to ask her out, I'm going to spill pocket spaghetti.

I think my best option is to just help her out at the gym and hope she asks me out before I discover she's a Hillary supporter and I spaz.

>>38523664

The fuck you talking about? She is straight up hitting on you. You didn't creep her out

>>38523664
the fact you touched her juicy thighs and she didnt freak or feel uncomfortable AND she asks again for you to help her means she wants you to smash her right in the pussy

post pics for us you can do it

>>38522467
Chads always get lucky
>be me
>anti-steroid day comes up
>once you step through the doors, there's no going back
>anti-enhancement guy takes one look at me
>"Sir we're going to have to do a random piss and cavity search. Come with me"
>They find protein power on my squat plug
>I have bags of creatine shoved up my ass
>banned for 2 weeks and had to issue a public apology

>>38523077
She said you were attractive. She also noticed you were a slovenly fuck. Or she was just negging you

>>38523960
I didn't see her today. I think I did something wrong.

>>38523970
If you're even 33% right that she's interested in me, I'm not going to risk pics on 4chan...

>>38521055
someone might tell me i could be a model every once in a while

its usually accompanied with "-if you were taller"

i dont really mind.

>>38523664


Ohhh I should try this with my gym crush :3 Maybe I'll get a fitness bf

>>38523120
>We kissed later.
dude you made a lesbot switch teams, thats pretty impressive you might have the goods and not even know it

>>38524018
>>38523664
You did nothing wrong. That is unless there's more you aren't telling?

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>>38524031
I wish I was your gym crush.

Please just say hello to me.

Please...

>>38524018
i'm 100% right fucking trust me

if she was uncomfortable she wouldn't have asked you to help her again. just next time ask to meet up for coffee outside for the gym and escalate (ask to go back to her place/get laid).

>>38523664
>cant do one

wouldn't even be worth my time.

sounds like she was faking but are there really cardiofags who cant do a single pull up?

>>38524068
I don't think I'm not telling the whole story. I went about my routine after as if I just spotted a bench for any dude there.

>>38523291
im guessing it was not a girl lol

>>38521055
Why does no physique come close to the aestheicness of Zyzz? Some people are as big or bigger or whatever but they never seem to have the same look as Zyzz

Literally a god

>>38523152
This is my best compliment too
At least someone notices right, anon?

>>38523919
fuck me that was so obvious

>>38523850
I meant what does the acronym mean

Thanks bros

I never get compliments. I'm too ugly and fat.

>>38524104
How did the conversation end? Did you smile or say goodbye to her on your way out?

If anything she probably figured you weren't interested, she's probably embarassed, women can't handle rejection.

>walking through house shirtless, just out of the shower
>turn a corner about to hit the stairs
>some rando chick is standing in the doorway which is adjacent to the stairs goin down
>smile and say hi
>pass by less than a foot in front of her
>once I'm down the stairs and out of view, hear her say to no one:
>"OMG he's so hot"
>brush it off and think she's making fun of me
kill me

>>38524175
We ended it with both of us agreeing that I'd boost her to the pull-up bar next time and I took off my glove (yeah, I wear gloves) and shook her hand, while looking into her amazing baby-blue eyes and smiling and exchanging names.

I didn't go Salesman-grip with the shake; just friendly.

She was on the leg press as I left and I gave her a casual nod and salute with my towel as I was walking out. She smiled and nodded back.

>>38521055
>Once, when I was at a concert/festival type thing with some friends, I was talking to a female friend and she said "I could see myself marrying someone like you anon" She might not really have meant it to mean alot but god damn that felt good.

She did mean it. But she meant you're a good friend material that looks good, as opposed to you're a guy she'd want to get fucked by in a porta pottie.

Handsome, safe, friendzone.

Do not get oneitis for that chick. She fucked some guy at the festival...notice that it wasn't you.

>>38521055
"OH, you're not a 'lil guy"
(no I'm not shitting you)

context: I have 0 fashion sense (ill fitting clothes) so me and this date were stripping and looked over and saw me naked.
(I'm actually a swimmer mode.)

>I took it to mean she was 100% talking about my dick
>Instant testosterone/confidence boost led to the best sex I've ever had..

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And y'all say Indians can't be /fit/
Had to censor cant have kiddies ruin it for me

>>38523152
thats pretty cute

>>38524294
Post pic
Poo in loo

>>38524031
Pls be in London

"You'd be so pretty if you weren't fat." I'm not one to get bothered, so I considered it a compliment.
"You'd make a wonderful mother."

I don't leave the house, so other than those two from every day life, the only compliments I get are from people here.

>>38524126
Tren, test, t3 and clen. Those who do gear properly/go for asthetics hit zyzz-mode, and at that point it's genetics.

>>38524214
You are literally about to friend zone her. Go ask her out you dumb fuck

Been doing SS with decent amount of cardio. Bf dropping down. Face slimed out. Turns out I have a really nice jawline. Held the door for a girl going into the gas station a few days ago. She stops dead in he tracks and goes "oh my god you look like Jonny Sinns". I had no idea who he was so looked him up when I got home. Hands down best compliment I have ever gotten.

>>38521055

"I want you inside me."

"I like your tongue."

My step dad saw a pic of me on jewbook and called to tell me I had nice big quads and he's proud that I'm still lifting.

Your pretty fucking strong and your height and skeletal build make you an imposing figure, you've got tons of potential if only you had a shred of fucking discipline in your body to not eat trash and drink beer like u do.

Fuck compliments that don't offer advice, Noone needs their dick sucked they really need to hear it like it is

>>38521055
After showing a picture of Zyzz to my ex-fuckbuddy she said she liked my physique better. Women have 0 perception of what aesthetics is.

>>38524073
I would then autistically say okbye and walk away ;-;

>>38523093
so she was 16.
Noice!

>>38524547
This is applicable to everything.

Sensitivities are developed, not innate.

I'm an architect by profession and people simply have no idea what looks good and what doesn't, and yes, this includes you.

>>38523664

Okay anon you got me hooked. I have to find out what happens next. Make a thread when you get some so we can know you made it.

Yesterday the taylor:
"You have a nice ass"(no homo??)

Two weeks ago a trap or shemale or whatever it was:
I would like to have a bf like you, why don't you come living with me?

One month or so ago at night at a concert, the bass player(male):
You are so fit and handsome

I'm like a homo magnet. I don't wear anything strange, don't make up, don't do anything homo, but they like me.

Yes, this is how working out has helped me with girls.
I'm not even homo(yet)

The only compliment from.a woman this month was a 60 yo telling me I am really buffed while touching arms.


Thanks /fit/

>>38523093
GANGSTA
A
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G
S
T
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Someone called me a roider
thanks breh :')

>>38523152
Dunno why but this made me giggle lad

>>38523714

I remember reading this before, did you post this earlier in a thread about rough sex?

>>38524294
she sounds crazy as fuck

>>38524294
Shes fat isn't she? Is that why you covered her face?

>>38523093
Well played, mafuggah.

"I've never had a boyfriend with as much muscle as you"

I'm not even built senpaitachi. Been boxing for 7 years and i'm a fighter but all my strength has come from bodyweight shit and circuit training.

Didn't stop her splitting up with me either.

>>38521055
>Noice dick
>4 Different Guys
No Homo

>>38521055
gf about a couple of months ago
>i know you love this but you're starting to freak me out

I regulary see whores in the subway or out in the street who can't hlp but stare for minutes on end. Some of them lick their lips. Seriously, the best complimetns I've recieved were the silent ones.

Guy who works the front desk says I came in skinny and now I'm one of the stronger and better looking people there

>>38521055

a month ago I was at a club and met this milf ex national level powerlifter mammabearmode woman. we danced and she felt me up all over and told me I have an amazing body. feelzgoodman.jpg

>>38524885
>mammabearmode

I read that as manbearpig for some reason...

Good on you anon.

Are you using steroids? (but I was natty)

>>38522467
Why does your gym have that? It's none of their damn business if someone's ruining their body! A gym is not competition!

I was once told that it was nice having a proper guy like me around, and that when I was a sperm cell I definitely didn't cheat in the race

>>38521055
Nice chest bro
-My grandmother

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>>38524501
>Jonny Sinns

>>38525092
>when I was a sperm cell I definitely didn't cheat in the race

ahahahaha what the fuck

>>38524294
Shabbash mere bacche
Which country? What's the general attitude towards you(not other Indians) over there?

>>38523291

>compliment

>>38524018

lmao. She seems new to the gym. Her body is probably fucked, so she's giving it a few days. No one remembers the first 2 weeks.

>>38524168
I feel you

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> been lifting for about a year
> leaving skellymode behind
> bro in gym reception and I are getting good friends
> come in last week
> "Whoa bro, looks like we need to get broader doors here for you soon!"

I'm still dyel and he knows it, but its fun anyways. Not many grills mirin yet, but brought one chubbie home last weekend. Took my shirt off
> "You look really good now, anon"

Baby steps will get me there

>>38523152
:>

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>>38524501
Jonny Sins pls stay.

>>38525291
We're all gonna make it bro

>>38523664
this is inspiring

>>38521055
>tinder match
>always fucked every date with my autism
>it goes reasonably well, only a dozen of "why do you stare at me and say nothing?"
>next day I ask what does she think, expecting something about my weirdness
>"Anon, you are really hot! Way out of my league"
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And I fucked her weeks later

>>38525341
you got that right you sick cunt

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>>38524203
humility is a virtue, you can only make it once you know you will never make it

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I've been getting more and more mired lately and a lot of people are commenting on my ass but I've had sex with a couple girls and didn't love it per se and really wanna try smashin twinky boipussy so I'm considering getting grindr
how likely am I to get STDs and die???

>>38525291
fuck yeah

>>38524019
>i dont really mind

>>38524455
Post pic, double dubs.

London?
O
N
D
O
N?

>>38524489
How good is T3?
What are the dangers and how would I not fuck it up?

>>38524516
756th post best post

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>>38521055
>be me
>skinny fat
>lose weight
>do bodyweight exercice (live in rural France - moving to Bordeaux next week)
>vacations in Greece
>used to be the nerd that everyone ignores
>two girls tell me compliment me on my look

The amount of pussy some of you guys must receive is incredible. I am pic related - I look dyel as fuck but I still got some since I started bodyweight training. Now I really want to get to the next level and understand diet/lift and all that stuff.

>>38523093
>>38522721
NOICE

>>38525365
This is deep

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>>38524294

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Aaayyyeeee
Got this in response to this pic of my back.
A few people have said I have a swimmers body, after seeing me in my baggy work uniform.

Generally its just some feeling up and mires, quite a few woahs when I flex.

>>38525586
Idk if it's just the angle or something, but your arms look tiny as shit compared to your torso

>>38523850
You know that zyzz was barely even 6'2

>>38525586
Theres meant to be a tongue emoji thing on the end of that aayyee

>>38525615
you know that dexter wasnt even 5'

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>>38525610
Dont have anything of my arms, but its mostly the angle I think.

>>38521055
your penis is as big as my arm :)
and she put her arm next to my penis compare them

>>38524294
She sounds crazy af tbqh famalam

>>38523664
>Didn't see her today, must have creeped her out.
No way. Remember: Not everybody goes that often to the gym. Next time you see her just smile say hello and do your workout. Maybe she comes over again. Don't forget. She got the impression of you being strong and friendly, maybe she is a bit insecure and afraid ...

>>38525207
GABBAR SINGH

>wow your squat is so deep
>really strong legs!!

from oldguys

>>38521055
>medstudent
>we start endocrinology
>prof starts talking about roids, big physiques, side effects, shit
>a fat bitch turns to me
>you must know everything about roids, anon, right?

I don't roid, i don't even think i look like i lift.

I'm working out at a gym that is part of a big sports club (in fact the biggest of my town with lotsa differents sports like martial arts, soccer, football, ...). Its mostly machines and additional stuff for physiotherapy because the supervisor is a physiotherapist. Since it's super cheap compared to other gyms and I'm a recovering fatty atm I'm fine with that. At the time I normally hit the place mostly elder people do their excercises. After doing my course of machines I usually do some bwe/core stability stuff like planks and bridges and crunches with a plate. One day this cougar looks at me while I do the bridge and she says something like she'd like to sit just down on me.

>>38525908
Bhai plz

"Yo ass stupid fat doe"

I used to get compliments on my weight loss.

Now I only get compliments from my mother, sister-in-law or ex-gf.

>>38523664
>>38524018
>>38524214

She is so into you. Now's the time for you to NOT be insecure. Seriously, what the fuck do you want her to do? Grab your hand and push it into her sweaty yogapants while whispering to your ear she wants you to fuck her like a 500$ whore? You're so insecure even if that happened you'd still think she might be playing a game with you.

Get over it. Go flirt with her and see what happens. It's literally that simple. I used to be insecure so it pains me so much to see this shit.

You're desirable, anon. Do it faggot.

It's literally that simple. Nothing bad can happen.

"you're the most handsome guy i've ever dated"
was so stunned by this, still feel flattered when i think about it

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A solid 9 with a boyfriend texted me telling me how she was touching herself to the thought of me more and more frequently

One time she told me she broke her personal record for schlicks in one day just by thinking about me.

She still has the same lanklet ugly boyfriend. tfw

>>38526230
Ask her out. She's coming on to you and expects an "accident" to happen. Just make it innocent. Gl anon

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Got offered a PhD scholarship in person by the head of faculty and postgrad co-ordinator. Was pretty flattered. Apparently they really like my idea for epistemological inquiry into the history of ethics.

>>38526565
Tried this. We ended up cuddling in my car but im pretty sure she wasn't gonna let it go anywhere.

Bluest balls of my life. Fucking succubus. I should have tried harder looking back on it.

>>38523291
Seb, is that you??

>>38524214
>gloves
Seriously dude, drop that Shit right now, everything flies but gloves give you fedora vibes, you could be Chad and ripped and big as fuck but gloves still lower your sex appeal

>>38524713
I feel like this is not true, people generally have an eye for aesthetic looking things, I've been really into art and Shit and with lifting it's the same experience, that people will probably be able to tell what looks good but what the more initiated see, the hard work, the complexity, the technique, the beauty beyond the sheer surface, that is what seperated us

>>38526836
You're fucking retarded.

People can identify what looks good, but they can't explain why it looks good.

That's what separates professionals from plebs.

>In Calc lecture
>Chatting with chick that I usually sat beside
>She talking about how there are so few nice, attractive guys out there
>"You know, someone like you"

--------
>Freshman year of college
>Group of sorority sisters want me to go on Spring Break with them
>"Sorry, can't since I'm broke as shit"
>Get to go without paying a dime

>>38525291
higby ya cheeky cunt

>>38526958
>spring break

How do you deal with drinking alcohol and maintaining a diet?

>be me
>richfag
>have a yacht waiting in Santorini that I never used since I was 15yo (now 20)
>richfag friends don't invite me anymore to vacation trips because I always say no because muhh diet and muhh gym addiction
>slowly starting to lose all my friends

I want off this ride; next summer I am def taking the yacht and sailing somewhere nice with friends and shit. I need a plan for the diet and workout stuff.

>>38527003
oh and the maintenance of that fucking boat is costing me thousands of euros (frenchfag)

>>38521055
Yesterday at the gym a girl came up to me and said:

"I saw you last semester in the gym, and I can tell you lost weight this summer. You look great!"

>mfw I actually felt good about my body
>mfw too beta to talk to girl after complement

This board is turning me autistic

>be me curlbro year 9

this chick always splerged after I talked to her, one night she texts me
>anon ur really really cute, can we do something sometime???
then I responded with a neat "thanks for the compliment but I only date someone who is on par with my physical superiority and I don't date smokers" (she was apart of the koolkid ye bruv smoken ciggies we'r kool innit clan)
>she responds "fuck you leave me alone"
then I just leave her with a :)

it was the first time I ever been asked out so even though I was 13, I was pretty proud

----------------

13 again, these girls from the school over were snapchatting me together, they were like "omg my friend thinks ur fit ^^!!!", ended up getting nudes from that biatch later

all throughout highschool n sixth form I had these sort of mires right, I've experienced a lot of sexual shit but still 7 years later >tfw never had gf

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>>38527003
>>38527014
Enjoy it while it lasts, globalist scum.

>>38527099
>13
>used snapchat
Underage?

>>38527106
My family is and has actually been funding a lot of the counter-revolutionary effort. You know being rich doesn't make you bad or an inherent apatride

>>38527003
Just be in good enough shape that a week of being drunk/ eating like shit doesn't set you back much at all. Also, being one of those assholes that gets shirtless and does tons of push-ups and whatnot when drunk doesn't hurt.

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>>38527179
Liar.

You make more money when you can trade across borders, and if you weren't prepared to do anything for money you would have already lost what you had to people who were.

But sure, tell yourself that taking out a paper ad or paying for some university politics fliers somehow makes up for the 1500 jobs you shipped overseas, or whatever parasitic garbage you do to make your money.

Not that you make any money, Monsieur le Idle Rich.

>>38527099
>snapchatting me together
>7 years on
Snapchat came out in 2011, fuck off this board sped

>>38527216
Our wealth comes wine production and real estate assets we own since the IInd Republic gave it back what we were spoiled of during the french revolution. You are thinking about the financial jew.

> But sure, tell yourself that taking out a paper ad or paying for some university politics fliers

Kek. You have no idea what you are talking about, literally no point in arguing with Mr. know-it-all

>>38527216
>You make more money when you can trade across borders
Money is not an end to itself. What good does money make me if my nation and my culture disappears. And there is quite a gap between international trade and free trade. Jeez, alt-right marxists are the worst ain't they

>>38527246
>L I T E R A L L Y rentiers
Yep, that's a guillotining.

It happened before, it can happen again. When our neoliberal economy collapses in the coming decade - and pretty much everyone agrees that things are going to get worse before there's even a chance they'll get better - nobody's going to distinguish between fractional reserve bankers and literal rentiers. And why should they? The actus rea differs but the mens rea is the same; parasitism, and living off the productive capacity of others.

Rentiers are the financial Jew of bygone eras.

>>38527271
>What good does money make me if my nation and my culture disappears
You tell me, you're the one selling out your working class and race for a fucking yacht.

>>38524824
I think he did.

>>38525669
She complimented you on something you have no control over, nice one :)

>t. dicklet

>>38524214
>gloves

>>38527291
> our neoliberal economy

>he uses leftist blanket-terms

What do you mean by neoliberalism? Which school of thoughts are you talking of? Ordoliberalism? Chicago-style monetarism? Be precise.

>It happened before, it can happen again

Literally masons and atheist richfags were at the manœuvre. You don't think the french revolution was one of the people by the people you naive faggot? Bourgeois resented nobles and wanted a larger part of the cake for themselves. They did what they do best: jew around.

> economy collapses in the coming decade

The EU is a massive consumer market and the end goal is to mitigate the dissenting consumption habits of each european countries by mitigating cultural differences. At the moment Europe's spirit is doomed to die a slow death; you guys need to stop fantasizing about economic collapses and giggles. It won't happen and if it does the international banker class (i.e the jews and their ricejews counter-parts) will make you pay and reinforce their grasp on power.

>fractional reserve bankers and literal rentiers.

I am not a rentiers you dumbass, it is a full-time work just to keep-up with inflation you dumb faggot. That's why you are power, you think that money calls money. It doesn't. People like me are the only reasons why french peasants still have a job, it would literally double my margins to just move my cépages in some foreign country and employ a cheap workforce but I don't. Why? Because the art of wine making has been passed upon hundreds of years and it is part of the carnal spirit of that land.

>The actus rea differs but the mens rea is the same; parasitism, and living off the productive capacity of others.

Sure. Let me know when you make your criticism of privately owned means of production performative. Are you naked? Do you smell the sweat of that bangladeshi worker who made your t-shirt? There is a saying in french: who steals an eggs, steals a cow.

>>38527291


>You tell me, you're the one selling out your working class and race for a fucking yacht

Toppest of keks. Again, you have no idea what you are talking about. I don't even blame you because you don't know half of the history of the contemporary world and of modernity.

>>38527339
>by mitigating cultural differences
erasing*

>>38526688
nerd

>>38526688
Have you heard of Philipp Pettit?

>>38521055
>Anon, your voice is really suitable for radio

Although she could have meant that I'm too ugly for television, but I"ll take it.

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>>38527339
>Which school of thoughts are you talking of?
1976 style post oil-crunch neoliberalism, which was sold to the US in the wake of Keynesian failure. The specifics are irrelevant because the way that this public servant tweaks the cock of that small business owner is meaningless.

>neoliberalism is a leftist blanket-term
Neoliberals themselves called themselves neoliberals. It's only now that the financial Jew has taken control that neoliberalism is no longer seen as what it is - an ideology - and is instead seen as some kind of "natural state" of commerce.

>You don't think the french revolution was one of the people by the people you naive faggot?
No, but I don't think the aristocrats came out on top of it either. A new crisis of capitalism would wreck the world for over a decade, easily, but the first step towards fixing that is liquidating the old world order who want a return to the status quo. It doesn't matter what comes after that, because politics will trend towards the centre until the next crisis.

>you guys need to stop fantasizing about economic collapses and giggles. It won't happen
t. Jew.

2008 2.0 is coming, and if you used some portion of your rent to hire competent court advisors you'd know that. Nothing has changed in the US economy except that it's even less capable of handling an 08-style shock now, and China is in a weaker position as well. I hope it's 2018, for symmetry, but it's coming.

>Europe's spirit is doomed to die a slow death
Europe's spirit is in the chest of working men, not fucking rentiers. What would you know about Europe when the only exposure you have to real Europeans is the 40 seconds between your private car and your private yacht? You'd have more in common with a Saudi noble than a regular working man.

>it is a full-time work just to keep-up with inflation you dumb faggot
I'm sure you'll be able to hire someone to do that for you, cunt.

>muh French wines
Shame it only comes in white.

>>38525074
For legal purposes, I assume

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>>38527353
>I don't even blame you because you don't know half of the history of the contemporary world and of modernity.
"Just trust me you poor dumb illiterate peasant, I know what is best for the country and the economy. I promise I'm not selling you out from under your feet. Say, how about a war with Prussia?"

t. rootless international financial elite

>>38527441
>>Which school of thoughts are you talking of?
>1976 style post oil-crunch neoliberalism, which was sold to the US in the wake of Keynesian failure. The specifics are irrelevant because the way that this public servant tweaks the cock of that small business owner is meaningless.
>>neoliberalism is a leftist blanket-term
>Neoliberals themselves called themselves neoliberals. It's only now that the financial Jew has taken control that neoliberalism is no longer seen as what it is - an ideology - and is instead seen as some kind of "natural state" of commerce.

Read Foucault's Birth of Biopolitics, Milton Friedman's Capitalism and Freedom and Hayek's Road to Serfdom. You don't understand the concepts you are trying to work with.

>Shame it only comes in white.

Actually I do Champagne mostly (and also "what is red wine" and wtf is that lazy bantz; weak af)

>2008 2.0 is coming, and if you used some portion of your rent to hire competent court advisors you'd know that.

What happened in 2008? Oh yeah. Jews got their losses bailed-out and kept their profits for themselves.

> I hope it's 2018, for symmetry, but it's coming.

It will take you a while to understand that players cannot loose a game of which they set the rules. You dumb cunt.
>>38527470
I don't blame you because most of history is neither written by the winners or the losers but simply not written at all. So unless you got a solid decent education which you can't afford, you probably will continue to shitpost on /fit/ and rage your way through life. Literally "what are quiet battles".

The rest of your post seem to have been written by a first-year student in polsci who only reads what is fed to him. It will do wonder to you bring some fresh oxygen to your atrophied brain. Marxist propaganda can only take you so far. So I won't bother. Enjoy

>>38521932
that you got frienzoned

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>>38527508
>"I am le saviour of le French working class!"
>"You haven't read these books? Get out of my face you illiterate fucking plebian and get back to tending my fields!"
Yeah, nah, you're an arrogant self-absorbed cunt who thinks that throwing money at things somehow makes you an alright bloke.

You will never be able to save France because you will never be part of France. France is in the heart of workers. It is in the kitchens of working poor and single mothers. It is absentee fathers who never see their own children because if their kids don't read enough fucking textbooks people like you won't even condescend to acknowledge them. France is not the vineyard owner in his manor or on his yacht, France is in the vines with the workers doing the harvest.

Even if you actually had the intention of making substantial effort on behalf of the working class, something that I have no doubt you do not considering you have nothing but disdain for anyone you believe is your social or intellectual inferior, you wouldn't even know where to fucking start. So yeah, have fun on your yacht, and just remember that you could sail to any country on the fucking planet and fit in just fine among their native financial elites or intelligentsia because you are many things but a real Frenchman you are not. Cultures are made of people, not money, and all your spending is for fucking nothing if you can't realise this.

Lastly, consider this: when was the last time you spent more than half an hour in the company of someone who made below the median wage who wasn't being paid to be there? This is really the only question I want an answer to.

Had two grills say I had bigger boobs than them. Felt good.

>weighted dips

>>38526738
Quinn?

>>38527631
Know what's hilarious?
If you replace that picture with a modern leader and replace all references to hitler with references to a group..he could be talking about america.

>>38527441
>>muh French wines
>Shame it only comes in white.

Are you fucking serious?

>>38528378
m8 its obviously a dig at the french being surrender monkeys

which actually isn't an accurate perception because WW2 is the only war where they really clocked out early, and if you knew the fucking shitshow that french politics was during the 1930s (it was on the verge of literal communist revolution multiple times) it's not that surprising that the political will to fight just collapsed.

>>38528393
He just sound pretty stupid because French wine comes in red, pink and white. The fact that he romancise the French middle class isn't helping either, that guy has read Das Kapital and got stuck in the 1800s. France is mostly a service centered economy now.

>>38528422
>He just sound pretty stupid because French wine comes in red, pink and white
Could those just be the [spoiler]sour grapes[/spoiler] I hear of somebody who couldn't identify weapons-grade banter?

>that guy has read Das Kapital and got stuck in the 1800s
Pfft, I wish.

The whole point of my diatribe is that the decline of manufacturing and rise of the service sector is because of globalist kikes etc. etc. fuck the elites and so on.

Europe - France - used to build beautiful things. Now what does it do? Buys cheap shit from Bangladesh and just passes around the same used bills from financial elite to financial elite through the mechanism of derivatives while the servants scrabble for any crumbs that fall off the buffet table that politics on neoliberalism is to the elites.

If your job isn't manufacturing, it's not a real job. There are loose exceptions, like manufacturing support jobs, or retail workers who sell direct from the manufacturer, or management of manufactories, but if all you do is shuffle numbers on a balance sheet or flip houses then your work, while important and probably lucrative, is not a real job. If you do not create a tangible product or directly support somebody who does then you are a parasite.

And so it goes that the West is a parasite on the developing world.

>>38528422
who cares lol.

you can't argue with people who care about politics. if an argument lasts for more than 5 minutes neither side is right

>>38525586
As a swimmer. Just lol at those traps.

>>38521055
>Am good friends with my Latin / Ancient Greek teacher from HS
>Your hands have become wider at the wrists, more defined, in short, much more beautiful

T-thanks ma'm

>>38521055
I always give sincere compliments when I get the opportunity

Love seeing how people's faces light up when I tell them how big their shoulders look, how big their arms are etc.

Just gives me joy to see how happy other lifters get when you acknowledge their achievements.

>>38525460
You don't want me near London. I was over 350 lbs back then.

>>38528518
>I hear of somebody who couldn't identify weapons-grade banter?
But he's right, that would be funny if french wine only came in white... b-but it doesn't

>>38521055
>6 months into SS doing a DYEL 2 pl8 squat.
>in the middle of the set see figure out of the corner of my eye standing and watching me
>little Asian kid gives me a thumbs up and smiles and walks away
>later see him squatting 85 lbs

Still best compliment I have received

>>38528728
Yes, that's the point.

If French wine only came in white and I said "it's a shame French wine only comes in white" then I'm probably actually being sincere. But because French wine doesn't only come in white it's clearly a facetious and sarcastic proxy for the real insult.

Please laugh.

>>38521055
A girl saying you're the kind of guy she wants to marry someday is not a compliment.

She means you're a safe, sensible chump who'll take her on after she's finishing riding the carousel of Chad cocks.

>>38528781

yeahh....

lay off the red pill a bit bro.

What she really means by this is that she finds him hot and likes his personality.

No young girl actually wants to marry a chump later on, they all think they'll marry a great guy who is the best they ever have.

The fact they marry chumps later is her failure ,something she never even imagined would happen. It's definetly not their deliberate plan

>>38525376
There are stil so many albums he could listen to then.

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>>38524214
>gloves

>>38527099
lol fuck off snapchat when u were 13, 7 years later? fucking decide already

>>38528692
That's what it's all about man. World needs more like yourself.

>>38523407
Thanks for including specific details on the length of your hair

>>38527157
>>38527099
Look at the way that's typed, he's blatantly underage:
>splerged
>chick
>autistic response
>koolkid ye bruv we'r kool innit
(I know that's ironic but still)
>biatch

>>38528910
>it's not deliberate so it isn't true

No girl thinks they are a slut and sluts around knowingly. They rationalise it to themselves.

If she thought he was hot and had a nice personality she would try and get with him. She wouldn't say she could see herself marrying someone LIKE him. If he's so attractive, why isn't she attracted to him? It's safest to dismiss basically anything a girl SAYS she wants in a man.

What she's really saying is hes the kind of guy she thinks she should be attracted to. But when push comes to shove, she isn't.

This is edgy red pill shit it's common sense.

>>38529069
It feels better to give them than to get them if you ask me desu

>>38529221
Yo OP here, i've been on/off with her best friend for like a year and we have both agreed it would be smarter to just be friends so there isn't any bad blood or anything between her and her friend, or me and her friend. Her friend is actually a good person so i'm not tryna break any hearts man.

>>38525929
H U M B L E
U
M
B
L
E

>play soccer for 10 years
>focus mainly on leg exercises since it was always easier
>practice jumping eventually become a 5'10 dunker
>only compliment i ever get about my body from grils
"wow anon, you have an amazing butt. its so tight and firm"

dont know how to progress. do i continue working lower half to have best ass?

>>38529353
Yes, just make sure your legs are proportional within themselves and to the rest of your body

>>38528781
Hi, sluthate Trp breh! Are Rotting Penis and BigSteveWood the same person ?

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>At work
>I jokingly said "Looks likes I gotta do the heavy lifting again"
>I was clearly joking
>two of my Stacey co-workers say
>"well your by far the strongest person here"

T-They were just kidding around... r-right?

>>38529353
post ass

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>>38523664
SMASH
M
A
S
H

fuck her right in the pussy

>>38531033
That feel when you have a high MFHr and thick beard but still settled with a short chick your looks match minus two points

>Work security at a small college
>Joke around with qt student that I'm only there to fight hobos
>"I don't think any hobo is crazy enough to fight a guy your size"

T-thanks!

>>38531123
>"Her son"

Cucked and Fucked.

>>38523714
How much cialis did you take beforehand? Or are you on cycle?

I'm pretty decent at sex with 7/10 and below but with 8s and 9s it's so hard for me to keep from cumming.

>full disclosure: never been with a 9 but I imagine it would be the same if not worse as with an 8

>>38525929
What did you say to it?

>>38531741
If you stop sperging out about fucking a hot girl you won't cum fast. If you're not desensitized to sex to the point where random hookups and 10/10s don't phase or interest you, you'll never make it without cheating in a relationship.

>>38531741
You're not getting anywhere near an 8, let alone a 9. Keep copecel on

>>38525929
What the fuck do hambeasts even know?

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>>38527291
>>38527291

Lol. The economy isn't going anywhere. You're fucking retarded.

You just hate the rich cause you're either too stupid or too lazy to make money yourself.

People get rich by providing value. Computers make life and work easier. You need software to run those computers. Bill Gates made the software, made everyone's life A LOT easier, and as a result, we rewarded him with loads of money. It's that simple.

I'm not rich, but I will be someday. Because I'm going to work for it, and create value for others

You're just an edgy shitlord. Life isn't fair. Get used to it. You want something? YOu have to earn it.

>>38521932
all these faggots implying they never heard of a lezzy that isnt into you except when biology knocks

I just finished doing some heavy weighted pull ups and some old guy at the gym comes up and tells me that I'm superhuman. A few weeks later I saw him coming into the gym with a huge camping backpack... think he might of actually been homeless and yet still trained on the regular.

>>38532663
>People get rich by providing value. Computers make life and work easier. You need software to run those computers. Bill Gates made the software, made everyone's life A LOT easier, and as a result, we rewarded him with loads of money
"I have no idea what financial derivatives are" - you.

The majority of the uber rich today do not own businesses or make things.

>>38523077
Get this a lot myself, it's just that I don't act like a slave to get girls and I don't really care about my clothing, I put on the first things I find and wax my hair, that's all I do when it comes to looks. I primarily lift to get lean and strong, I'm planning on becoming a special service agent.

I want to touch your body.

>>38527157
lmao 5 years then, stay mad faggoot

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>>38527003
envy.jpeg

>>38528756
sometimes it doesnt have to be women for it to feel good. approval from peers (even if they dyel and don't know shit) is where its at

Just the simple "Hey, you're looking pretty good".

The simple fact that Im making gains noticable enough to warrent a passing compliment, it keeps me going.

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This is up there I guess

>>38534146
Ask me how I know your girl is fat/nerdy/big boned/ SJW looking

>>38534238>>38534146
You can see in the bottom right her picture with a dude

>>38534272
Damn, now I see that. my assessment was spot on, then

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>>38523093

>>38523120
>lesbian said she'd fuck you
that means you look like a chick
not a compliment

>>38534146
The way this was typed sounds like it came from a teenager.
Someone please tell me this isn't normal.

>>38525642
Oh i didn't remember that, thanks for telling me

>>38523996
Kek these are always good

>>38533872
wow wasn't I just so mad before, argh I'm mad

>See friends I haven't seen in six months.
>Walking away to use bathroom.
>turn corner, hear from friend who thinks I'm out of earshot:
>"I can't believe how buff Anon has got"
>feels good man

How come the average number of sexual partners for a guy in his life is something like 6-7, but on /fit/ it seems to be 20+?

>>38521055
i actually get compliments somewhat frequently
when i leave the house, i get chatted up by girls a lot, too, so i don't leave often
here's my favorite though
>go to girl's house for her birthday
>haven't seen her in two years, since we graduated highschool
>she comes up to me while i'm getting chicken (best food) from the little buffet her family set up
>"anon you're really big"
>"oh, uh, thanks"
>"i mean, you look good"
>"h-ha ha"

>>38534642
here's some other fun ones, some pointers for those of you trying to stay inept like me
>go on break at work
>eat a meal with two sandwiches
>manager approaches me
>"hey anon, how is your break"
>"good"
>"do you eat a lot of food because your muscles are so big?"
>"n-no, i'm just hungry"

>>38524214

damn next time just start up a conversation with her.

how long have you been coming here? and then talk about how long she's lived in the area or something
or
how long have you been working out?
oh, only that long? you look great!

anything, just pls don't screw this up you autist.

>>38523093
did you have her son drive you back to campus

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>>38523407
>spiking up hair

I'm 24 years old and I've never received a compliment in my life, ever, from anyone.

Or, at least nothing in an "I find you desirable" way. Sure the occasional "you are smart" or whatever, but I've never had anyone say anything about wanting to be with me, date me, marry me, nothing like that ever

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>>38524214
m8 jus do it m8 nothing you've said so far has made me believe you did something wrong unless your lying you should be sweet

>>38534799
then get back in the fucking gym :-)

>>38531033
quite a colourful child for two ghosts

>>38534799
Women don't usually say anything that blatant unless 1. You are extremely attractive AND confident, and 2. the girl sees herself as having at least a shot with you , and is also very
confident and outspoken

Women tend to mask their attraction and intents. Watch and listen to their behavior and words to get an idea if they might be into you

>>38534707
I don't know why I lost to this shit

>>38523077
gotten this one before. I just dont care enough about clothing and hair enough to be fashionable

>>38524294
That THIRST

>>38523664

That story is cute as fuck, anon. I'm jelly

>>38524294
she looks kinda fat but good for you india

>>38524837
>>38525737
What about that sounds crazy?

>>38531033
>her son

Subtle

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>>38533372

Yeah, but they provide the capital that others need to build their businesses.

If I want to build the next snapchat or Facebook. i need capital. Who's going to provide it? Rich investors!

Its like arguing with a fucking dog. If I invent something great and useful, people will reward me. Chick fil a is delicious. I love it. I don't mind giving them my money. As a result their owner became a billionaire. If you see a problem with that, you are retarded.

Capitalism is the best thing to ever happen to mankind. 400 years ago if you were a serf, you would never EVER be anything but a serf. No advancement, you just work your farm till you die, thats it. Today, everyone has the opportunity to create value and make money. Whether thats by creating a company, making a product people like, etc.

And you hate on Frenchie for having a yacht. Guess what? Thats a GOOD thing!. An economy needs money to circulate around. That means it needs to spent or invested. His yacht paid for the salary of yacht designers, dock workers, deliverymen, suppliers, salesmen. He paid and provided for the salaries of dozens, if not hundreds of people. This is a good thing.

Even if he keeps his money in the bank, thats still good. the bank will loan out his money to people that need it to build their own business.

If capitalism is so evil, how come less people are poor today than in the history of mankind?

Regardless of your race, background, or disabilities, if you create value, people will reward you for it. Just look at Rober Herjavec, or Jack Ma, or Li Kashing. People who grew up dirt poor with nothing. Instead of whining like you, they decided fuck that, I'm gonna build something awesome tp make people's lives easier and better, and the market rewarded them with money.

TLDR; you are retarded. You hate the rich because they remind you of your own failures. You could be rich too, but you're too much of a little bitch to do it

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Eh simple shit like
>Just ask handsome over there
>Hey guns get over here
>Dude at the gym telling me I've obviously worked hard and it shows (no homo) and then proceeds to point out his hot blonde milf wife while he talks about "just getting back into it"

my personal favorite and I don't really give a fuck but
>MILF sitting beside me in barbershop
>My turn to go, I look to her because she has her sons or whatever and I didn't have anywhere to be
>"Oh go ahead, you were already waiting. Probably waiting to get to the gym" :)

I didn't realize it at the time but it was one of those subtle things I keep looking back on and it's driving me crazy. Need to run into her again

>>38525207
>>38526013

topkeke

>sandnigger reporting in

always proud to see other brown /fit/ brows gettin' it

>>38524864
>senpaitachi
keked hard

>>38526845
i am not a professional and i can assure you that people find symmetric things attractive

i used to be fat as fuck and now every one tells me that i've lost a lot of weight. it doesn't seem like a lot to you but it means the world to me . so far i've lost 10 kilos

>>38536074
Ayyyy
Best part is our gyms aren't big like in other countries and my gym is crowded but since I'm doing ss it's no problem because 98%of the people do brosplits and other shit. Have only seen 1 guy at my gym squat

>>38527003
Year and make on the yacht?

>>38527631
Fuck off gommie :DDD

>>38534929
So if a girl says you're "looking really good, like, really good", you have a shot and she's not just being nice?

>>38535589
>rich investors = Bill Gates
Most of these are not self-made men. You are over-extanding "American dream" style success.
Group prevails over the individual, and trust me, the ultra-rich are very aware of this and catter to their own kind.

>Today, everyone has the opportunity to create value and make money.
You know how many factory workers are sons of factory workers, farmers are sons of farmers and engineers are son of engineers ?

>400 years ago if you were a serf, you would never EVER be anything but a serf.
This is not how our system works. There is a need for a majority of subordinate workers. Most of this huge mass is just going to stay there (and don't give me that meritocracy bullshit, especially if you're american. People who succeed of course have individual merit, but the started-from-scrap hardworker is not sociologically representative)

>His yacht paid for the salary of yacht designers, dock workers, deliverymen, suppliers, salesmen. He paid and provided for the salaries of dozens, if not hundreds of people.
Praised be his name. I could not think of a better use for a yacht's worth.

>less people are poor today than in the history of mankind
Inequality are actually increasing exponentially. Rich are getting richer, Poors are getting poorer

It's true that capitalism has a dynamic aspect that makes it extremely attractive and in some ways efficient, but if your rant is not a teenage bait, it's some prime Ayn Rand tier naivety

>>38527099
>Name fagging
>"Curlbro"
>Innit! Meet me down on back for a right round, innit! Boy! Innit! Wanker!
>13
>7 years later
>Snapchat
>Innit

I want underageb& to go, and stay go.