>tfw the gym pizza supply is depleted

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>tfw the elliptical has old trash in its receptacle

Don't drop those pizza boxes too hard on the floor or the lunk alarm will go off.

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>tfw only 3-4 boxes are delivered

>>38518088
Jesus fucking Christ. Why does planet fitness still exist?

>>38518088
snatches are ok though

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>>38516916
>tfw the gravy hose is kinked and you have nothing to dip your pizza slices in

>>38516916
>>38516933
>>38516951

Eternal bulking down at Plant Fitness

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>>38516951
>tfw there isn't enough pizza for everyone so they distribute it proportionally by body weight and you only weigh 300lbs so you only get 1/5th of a slice

>>38516951
What, you only get 1 slice??

Where's the victory ice cream dispenser?

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>>38518261
>tfw you didn't immediately ask me to cum on your pizza instead of gravy

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>>38518261
>mfw I'm not allowed to sprinkle fries on my cupcakes

>>38518128
They make their profit out of normies who are too lazy to go to the gym in the first place.

>>38519655
they only charge like $10/month. If someone ate 2 slices every week they're losing money on them.

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>>38516951
>ranch dispensor at gym is out of order
>Have to use marinara packets

>>38519873
I thought the point was to make them more fat or keep them fat so they stay forever and that way they make more money.

Is this a good idea for a skelly trying to bulk?

>>38516916
>>38516951
>>38518088
Free pizza at the gym? Not allowing certain exercises? Can someone explain how this business model actually works to me? Surely the customers must know what's going on here and are clever enough to realise they're giving them pizza to keep them fat. I mean it's so fucking obvious what they're doing you'd have to be literally retarded not to realise .

>>38518128
Not only they exist, they are thriving, and actually forcing legit gyms out of business.

It's a shit world to live in.

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>>38519975
Lazy fat fucks get to feel good about going to the gym

>>38520056
lol what's that from

even if it was still some meme-tier shit, wouldn't it be better if they set up a salad bar or something healthier? it's still a treat and just as or even less expensive than pizza. i don't think giving out free food at the gym is the way to go, but if you're gonna do it at least have a bit of decency

>>38519975
>They cater to fat losers by being 'judgement free' and 'nonthreatening', also cheap as fuck
>Fat shits sign up, but never actually visit
>The few that do are fed with pizza and bagel, and are discouraged to do any meaningful exercise, thus they remain fat
>A gym that keeps you fat and coming back, it's actually a genius business model

Planet fitness exists, because people are fucking lazy and mediocre. The whole concept of 'safe place' is ridiculous - in real life, you can't have someone escorted out of the room just because they have a bigger dick or make more money and they make you uncomfortable.

People don't wanna push themselves, they don't wanna improve. They just want a good conscience - 'oh, I signed up to a gym, I'm turning my life around'.

The fact that this shit franchise got this successful tells volumes about American people and their society.

Just a reminder that planet fitness is fantastic. Would you want their members going to your gym?

>>38520093
There was an active shooter on a killing spree. He went into hiding and everyone was put into lockdown mode. This guy is delivering milk to a resident who has a child still on milk.

>>38520151
>active shooter
>still bulking

>>38520095
>Only Americans are shit

Planet Fitness International has operations in France, Germany, Spain, the Netherlands, and others. They are successful and looking to expand.

Planet Fitness proper also recently expanded into Canada.

>>38520181
I stand corrected, people are shit.

>>38519922
Oh don't worry they're doing it. The fatties will sneak more slices, I promise. And the ones who only take one piece will have eaten enough to awaken the craving for more, resulting in binging on their own once they leave the gym.
The rest won't have any. But those have to watch others eat it. They have to smell it. Chances are a lot of them are gonna leave and say "well I was good and didn't eat pizza at the gym and I did my workout, I can have this ice cream/soda/etc."

It's setting them up for failure without directly seeming to encourage it. Only a VERY small few will avoid their tricks and not binge.

>>38520108
this

I imagine that there's a Planet Fitness somewhere filled with hardcore bodybuilders who make pre-divorce Rich Piana look like a DYEL bitch. They work out there because they exclusively do isolation workouts and need the pizza to maintain their permabulk.

>Not going to planet fitness on a bulk
>Not getting all your calorie needs for the day and lifting huge at the same time
You fags even trying?

>place the pizzas
>blow the viking horn
>the bodybuilders ravish it like sharks
>eat the box too

>>38516916
pls could someone explain to an european what a gym like that exists?

what is the wizardry behind the lunk alarm and the free junk?

it is like going to church and find a bunch of free prostitutes there, paid by the reverend

>>38520151
i seriously thought that was riptoe

>>38520570
I remember seeing that pic for the first time, nearly died from the keks

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>>38518128
To make true the prediction from Wall-E.

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>>38520570
It is. He's just in his SKWAT Uniform instead of his usual clothes.

>>38518428
Rofl

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>>38518088
I wanna go there and snatch and argue with them that it's not on the sign

Probably want to do it because I have autismo

But that's literally so gay that you can't ohp

>>38516951
but for what fucking reason? if they gave out free protein/veg shake i would be stooked

>started going to fit4less because it's close and cheap af
>they too have this pizza once a month meme

>>38518088
i can kind of understand the top stuff... but why no supersetting?

>>38523088
They don't want you to hog all the dumbbells and most inconsiderate fuck heads never rerack after supersetting and just leave their shit lying everywhere.

There's some internal documentation floating around that basically says they have something like 5x the number of members they can actually support and they are counting on those members never showing up.

With regards to the price, Planet Fatness is priced at the level it's priced at dip when you've a tubby fuck looking at your monthly bills you'll say "Shit, I'm still paying for that...ah well it's only $10. I'll worry about it later."

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>>38518088
i'm guessing the no OHP rule is due to a lack of squat racks in which to do them in?

>>38518261
this is a good one top kljasd

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>leaving the best one out

>>38519975
if you get fat from 1 slice of pizza once a month maybe you're not working out bro.

I genuinely can't stand shit posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this

It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because shit posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "freshcunt" or "newcunt fresh off the boat from facebook or reddit detected".

I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "autistic" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.

Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.

The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.

Fuck all your shit posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.

Rant over cunts. Fuck off.

>>38524042
fucking hell

they must know how stupid their clientele is

>>38524188
nice pasta

>>38520181
>the Netherlands

Nope. PFI just delivers a concept, training, and materials. There is no PF operating in the Netherlands, and the gyms that do use their concepts like FitForFree (I go there) are pretty okay. Free weights, no lunk alarm and sure as hell no free pizza. You don't even get a free drink here.

Only in America do gyms offer junk food. baka.

>>38520221
>The rest won't have any. But those have to watch others eat it. They have to smell it.

Yeah, this would drive me crazy. Especially since I work out in the evening, usually a while after dinner.

>>38518088

how could they possibly enforce no supersetting? Someone sits there and watch your workout and if you move to something else too quickly they fuck you up?

Lmao lads Planet Fitness is my next stepping stone. Started out as complete dyel at the YMCA. Almost at 1/2/3/4 1rom so I have to evolve. Gonna bulk like a cunt this winter and get my lifts past 1/2/3/4 so I can join an actual gym

>>38518088
>no super setting xD

>>38524042
I have a hard time believing this is real.

Then again, it's Planet Fitness, of course.

>>38520181
never saw or heard of planted fatness anywhere in germany

>>38524188
A pasta shitpost about hating shitposting...in a fairly shitposting free thread...
kys faggot