Why aren't you at work right now?

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I have work at 9 so I'm taking a hour shit fag

>>38514286
What's that

I'm a postman and work 6-2

>>38514286

It's my day off

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I'm suspended because I called in sick last Thursday

/fit/ - employment & work

Why are they all smiling? Are they insane?

That construction worker really looks out of place.

I am

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Ive got noro virus so bad i burst blood vessels in my esophagus from puking so hard. So now ive got explosive diarrhea with blood in it every 30 mins. So i called in. Adios gains.

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Just got a new job (a big step up in my career field) and don't start for another week. I did run three miles before 8:00 AM today though. I'm gonna fucking make it boys.

>tfw funemployment
>tfw it's gonna be over soon

I'm enjoying my hour between the gym in the morning and my classes

I'm not working today

>>38514286
i just came home from work 30min ago

I'm getting swole on the dole.

>>38514425
>Cardio
No, you're not.

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>>38514286
Shitposting between classes

>>38514286
I'm "working" from home today aka playing dota

I work M-W-F and go to school T-TH

Because my shift is over, you faggot.

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>>38514441
>not including cardio with your strength training
>can't run three miles without stopping
>strongfat moron who would be winded after 3 minutes of vigorous sex if anything ever wanted to see him naked.

Oh but I am. I'm just shitposting while letting the MRI do all he work.

>>38514286
>>38514286
Because my dad died.

I had an extra week of vacation I had to use before Labor day or else it wouldn't carry over into the next year so I'm using it to live the neet life for a week

though desu even if I was at work right now I'd probably still just be browsing 4chan

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I collect disability check and my parents bought mad food this Sunday. Working idiots btfo

>>38514794
Glad to know I'm working to support weak shits like you.

Because legion came out so I'm taking a day off. See you guys on the Broken Isles!

eating some oats-PB-milk with eggwhite powder before heading out to the gym/class

>>38514286
It looks like they cropped that nigger in for muh diversity kek.

i work my own hours fuck you
i'll work wednesday-saturday and then get back on the monday-friday after that

>>38515325
lmao

I'm a trust fund baby, if i could trade money for autism removal i would in a heartbeat though.

>>38514353

>Suspended for being sick

Gotta love capitalism

>>38515325

Trump will put a stop to his nigger lifestyle

>>38515325
Thank you man. Ain't America grand?

They're cutting hours at my work because over budget for the month. So I have the day off. Gonna spend some time searching and applying for jobs today. Wish me luck

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>>38515408
Like fat fuck trump has a chance. Hillary Clinton will cheat him out of election like she did to that cuckold berdie.

>>38515464

Hillary is on her deathbed. The bitch needs a step ladder to get into an suv

>>38515411
Sure is. Psure you owe us all blowies or something, socialism and all.

>>38514286
oh but I am anon, i work from home and can distract myself endless with facebook and 4chan.

>>38514425
>3 miles
nigga that's barely 20 minutes

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>>38514286
>work 5pm-2am as a line cook at an upscale dine-in movie theater restaurant
>6:30 rolls around
>Bad Moms is starting
>order board lights up with a fuckload of sushi rolls and martinis
>mfw

LET THEM COME, THERE IS BUT ONE /FIT/IZEN IN THIS KITCHEN WHO STILL DRAWS BREATH

>>38514286
i start after labor day
WOO REAL LIFE

>>38515714
kek...

>Personal Trainer
>up at 4-5am
>off at 9am
>start at 75/hr but have some 125$/hr clients
>net about 3000/mo from this
>sell fitness classes to luxury apartments and luxury HOA community centers
>hire people at 35$/HR to teach them
>each HOA or apartment nets me about 250$/mo
>all I do is shake hands and get a check from them every month and make sure my employees work
>have about 12 apartments under my belt

you do the math, Ill just finish masturbating to hentai now

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>>38514425
>3 miles

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>whosaid im not
>military I play hearthstone at least 2 hours a day just sitting and making excel sheets
>"act like youre working"
>ok staff sgt

>>38514286
Waiting on a union to come around , been outta work for 2 months. Not sure wtf to do anymore. Still getting unemployment.

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>>38515344
>eating some oats-PB-milk with eggwhite powder

This is life

off today

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I'm going in in about an hour.

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>be wageslave
>make $13/hour instead of the shitty state minimum
>work at night in an easy /comfy/ job while living with parents saving money for next semester
>don't even work that much and just do it for the extra money
>mfw

>>38517545
godspeed

>>38515747
What personal training certs do you have/ what organization did you get it from? I've been thinking about getting one so I can work at a gym and make a little more, and talked to one really good trainer I know who says ACE is the way to go. Sounds like a good setup you have there. How long did it take you to build up to that?

>>38514286
I quit my job so that I wouldn't have to be a spammer.

>>38514286
They're training supervisors at my wagecuck job, so there aren't any hours for a scrub like me.