>tfw an ugly chick follows me around the gym

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>mfw he thinks i'm ugly

>>38507781
Just tell her to fuck off

>>38507781
OP she's not ugly, you're just homo.

>>38507781
you cry when a girl follows you?

tfw cute guy at gym, this is what i'm afraid of. t-thanks for killing my confidence

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An ugly chick followed me home after class once. She tried to strike up a conversation but I pretended I was running late and got the fuck out of there.
It was really awkward.

Maybe that's how qt grills feel when I approach them.

>>38507852

if it was a qt i would be happy. however it was an ugly chick Like leave me alone im trying to workout

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>>38507944
i look okay but i don't think any guy will take me seriously because i am a womanlet

>>38507981

bbby girl lemme rub your vertically challenged legs down after a workout ;)

>>38507852
>>38507981
tfw ugly guy follows me around the gym
tfw cute guy guy follows me around the gym
???????

>>38507781
fucc playa, talk to her and give her a good fucc and then turn her ass out into a sex doll then pimp her out to NEETs and virgins

>>38508035
>look for an opportunity in everything

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>>38507991
>vertically challenged

wish i was of average height
my hammies are tight though, might take you up on that

>>38508054

LONDON

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>>38508135
i am aus, aus for austistic
tfw lifting alone forever

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>a girl might like me

>>38508164

me 2

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Tfw haven't seen a girl irl in 3 months

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>>38507781
>skinny DYEL gayfag keeps watching me while I lift

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>>38507781

>>38507781
Had that happen to me multiple times in CC.
I may give the impression of being chad at school but most of the time I'm sleepy and just don't give a fuck.

>>38508054
NEW YORK

>>38508429
:(((
im australian, maybe i should move to america though

>>38508343
/fit/ has higher standards than a fucking thumbnail

>>38508054

PHOENIX

>>38507875
it is.

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>>38508343

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went shopping at walmart to pick up school shit cuz im starting uni in a bit. This one black chick was literally eye raping me. Saw her lean over to her friend/sister and then they both turned back at the exact same time. I've never had this happen before. I've never felt so uncomfortable in my life.

As an autist idk what to feel. Atleast all my lifts are going up

>>38507781
>tfw no chick would ever look at me twice

>tfw qt asian coworker rubs up against you all the time, pressing her ass against your crotch
>slightly pelvic thrust into her
>she turns her head and gives you the cutest smile
>feel like a huge asshole because she's married and her husband is in the next room

i can't do it. i'm too much of a goodfag. the sexual tension is so strong but if i had a wife i wouldn't want her getting fucked by someone else so i'm not going to do that to her husband.

same thing happened with another milf coworker

>she mentions that her son is going to be gone all night
>she mentions twice that her husband lives in new york
>she keeps asking if i have any plans tonight
>play dumb because i believe in karma and wouldn't want my wife getting fucked by another guy

it keeps happening /fit/. i want to seedbust in all these attractive women but i can't bring myself to be a home wrecker.

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>>38509622
why don't you be my fitness bf instead i promise i'm not married

>>38509622
you're a good man anon
its harder to be a good dude than a douche but just keep being a good dude

>>38509654
texas?
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>>38508054
CHARLOTTE

>>38507781
they're called mirrors op every gym has them

>>38509622

What are you? Gay? Smash it and forget it.

>>38509622
stay strong bro. Don't fall for temptation.

>>38509780
no ;_; i should really just move to usa

>>38509913
Come to California with me.

>>38509928
i was actually thinking of going there

>>38508803
NEWCASTLE

>>38510279
nope

SYDNEY

>>38509622
Stay great

>>38509622
tell her husband before she tells him

>>38508054
COLORADO

>random women always try to be next to me
>"accidentally" fall on
>some randomly say "hey"

OH GOD FUCK OFF.
I DIDN'T SPEND 5 YEARS GETTING FIT FOR YOU.
I WANT A PURE MAIDEN WHO I CAN ENGAGE INTO ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH.

>be 22
>look like a15yo innocent weeb without make up (pale with dark features)
>make up on I look my age and all Monica Belluci and sexy af

What do men prefer? I am so insecure that I literally go from look to look everyday, what is the ideal look?

>>38510411
i feel your feels , but I am slightly older but will always look 15

:(((

>>38510446
Are you the miserable girl on this thread? How short are you? I'm 5"2 and it doesn't bother me

Just wear heels all the time if you're insecure about it, and super big shoes for gym

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>tfw no /fit/ autistic gf
Why even live

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Hello /fit/

Due to moving to another country i can no longer attend a gym (the nearest one is around 20km away and my only transportation is by bus) so i decided to make myself a little homemade gym but due to being on a budget i can only afford a bench and some mats.

I can do bench and deadlift with this setup but i cant figure out how to do squat without a squat rack. Making a homemade rack is not an option,is there anyway to squat that doesnt require a rack? Could i simply lift it from the bench or would that be too low?

Bench is pic related, i also get some barrbels so i can do curls.

excuse the grammar errors i'm writing from my phone. thanks /fit/

>>38510469
yes i'm the miserable girl
i am 5'0"

womanlet feels

>>38510693
Nobody really gives a shit about short women do they?

>>38510704
from my experience, it's always

>YOU'RE SO SMALL
> SO TINY AW

and several more comments
pls

>>38510704
They really don't desu

T. 6'5" guy who prefers womanlets l

>>38510693
I prefer women small enough to spin around on my dick.

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>>38508164
w-which state

>>38510693
I've never heard of women getting rejected for bring too short. Plus you can make easier gains. You will be fine.

>be me
>Lose ton of weight but still overweight by a 10 kgs
>Lose braces
>Be at friends house and friend who is a girl pops by
>Comments how I look really good
>My friend goes to shower and me and girl are alone and talking about school
>I smile and she notices I don't have braces
>Says I look good like really good and hottt
>Mfw she's a 3 and i just pretend to be browsing my phone.

Even a 7 would've been good but dammit.

>>38510781
That makes me feel better in a way

>>38510801
Thanks to you too, just need to up my game a bit.


>>38510798
Syd

>>38508054
WEST PHILADELPHIA

>>38508054
MELBOURNE

>tfw an ugly pt asks for cofee first day of gym
dont give a shit
>try to communicate and asking why i'm doing gslp its dangerous (she ment free squat and dl)
fake smile and dont give a shit x2

>>38510693
>>38510704
short women are the shit, they make gains faster and can have smaller tits that are still attractive like bigger tits on a taller woman would be as a result of their height
the one negative is needing to lean down to kiss them

>>38508054
MIAMI

>>38511013
what if, theoretically speaking you are short and tits aren't small

>>38511113
It means you're waifu material.

TASMANIA
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>>38511113
then you're probably gonna look pretty stacked, which is also a good thing, especially if you're getting /fit/, at least in my opinion
theres probably some faggots who love flat chests but they're also probably pedophiles or sweaty weaboos

>>38511127
sydney

>>38511132
i will try step out of my autism zone, thanks so much
i don't know if i'm ugly or what but only cute fit girls at the gym talk to me

>>38511127
>TASMANIA

which gym brother

>>38508054
BAKERSFIELD

>>38511201

Isn't austrailia pretty sjw now? Men are probably not convinced getting kicked from the gym for "harassment" is worth talking to random girls that don't make an opening for conversation. Why risk it desu senpai

>>38511201
>i will try step out of my autism zone, thanks so much
fucking do it
its honestly a lifechanger

>>38509622
You are a good man

>be former fatty
>get hit on at the gym by the same people who snickered when I started
>get hit on by coworkers who never looked at me
>get hit on by friends who 'didn't want to mess things up'
At this point I'm cool with being alone.

>>38510984
Talk about unprofessional, i remember once i went to try crossfit for the first time, the trainer asked if i wanted to do some extra exercise later, i was shocked and spagettied, though i would was said yes lol because my trainer was pretty hot

>>38511273
i don't know, i live in sydney and i've never met triggered people.

>>38507781
it's ok OP. just tell your mom you don't need a spoter for curling and you want to have some alone time now.

>>38511225
KFM launceston kek. Health and fitness sometimes.

>>38511201
move to melb bb
i need a spot

>>38508343
kill urself

>>38509622

I agree with the anons telling you you're a good man. You have morals and principles and aren't willing to give them up for a cheap fuck that'll ruin a marriage. They'll find someone else to do that, you stay strong and be the man you know yourself to be.

>>38509622
I wouldn't. You end up getting involved in their shit way more than you thought you would.

Sometimes, it's just not worth the pussy

>>38510860
WESTERN SUBURBS
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>>38510610
I have the exact same bench Im 5'7 and for me it s pretty low and after 100kg its a pain in the ass.
You can always power clean and front squat

>>38511337
Nah city

>>38510411
Depends on the person I guess
I'm more into the weeb look

>>38511313
I've actually never been to Melb, might go soemtime

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>>38511381
Uni?

>>38511392
Graduated :( At this rate, I'll be a cute fitness guy's sugar mother

>>38509622
You're tempted ;)

>>38508054
BERLIN GERMANY

>>38509622
just do it, youre missing out on pussy. just fuck them dont get involved. dont listen to these limp dicked betas trying to give advice
> HURR stay strong
the fuck

Dad always told me to be fussy not frustrated breh

>>38511392
>>38511473
Meet and fuck

>>38508054
WOLLONGONG

>>38509622
If not you she'll just fuck someone else. You're not being good here you're being a pussy.

Most women look far better from behind, anon.

>>38509622


Fuck her as many times as you want until you get tired of her, then tell her husband (put a note on the toilet seat or something) that you never knew she was married and he should leave her.

This makes perfect sense. That girl would've cheated on her husband regardless, so you might as well cash in on the cuckfuck and collect those Alpha feels. Then you tell the husband indirectly and end up with bro feels.

It's a winwinwinwin

>>38509724
>>38509890
>>38510351
>>38511281
>>38511322
>>38511323

Shit replies.

>>38509622
if they be doing this shit to you then their husbands have failed them and you should punish them like the alpha you is

>>38513541
Huh. Other people in Wollongong go on /fit/. Interesting

>>38508054
ALEPPO

>>38508174
You're dreaming anon

>>38513541
i live an hour away

>>38513480
tfw no qt german bf

>>38508054
ST LOUIS

>>38510922
NIGGA ME TOO, 3079

>>38510798
What the fuck are they doing?

>>38509622
Post pic

>>38511283
ye

>people start treating me like I'm a human
>even though I'm the exact same person


yeah no thanks fuck you fags, I'm exactly the same

>>38511283
Holy shit yes, it's absolutely disgusting to me that the average person can behave differently like that without any sort of self awareness, just straight animal U LOOK NICE NOW, ME WANT.

Nothing makes you bitter more than going from having no female attention to tons of it.

>>38515172
>>38515250
like yall wouldn't do the same to fat chicks?

>be in love with cute guy
>try to look at him as little as possible
>i know that he knows that i know
>he is probably disgusted by me and REEEs about this ugly fat girl hitting on him

free me lads
free me

>>38515331
Stop being fat.

>>38515355
i'm trying to, but i know i would lose interest once he'd approach the skinny me.
my utopian dream would be a manic pixie guy who'd be friends with me while fat and waifu me once /fit.

>>38515384
>who'd be friends with me while fat and waifu me once /fit.

then just be interesting.

>>38515397
i t-try my best
But let's be honest: most normal guys don't have fat female friends and most normal girls don't have fat male friends

>>38509622
My buddy just had a similar situation that went poorly for him

>have married secretary at work
>he works in sells on the same floor
>she constantly flirts with him similar to asian in your story
>sent him a bunch of nude pictures, grabs his dick etc
>he finally caves and has sex with her in his car at work
>a couple of months go by she still occasionally tries to hit him up
>she has quit since then
>apparently she gets a guilty conscience or into an argument with her husband and tells him about my friend and their sexy time.
>husband is at his work when he comes in.
>emotional wreck. Just openly calls him out about it, and talks to his bosses and HR about what happened.
>everyone at work has really low opinion of him now.
>boss that loved him tells him "You're just not the kind of guy I thought you were."
>hurt feelings

Stay strong m9.

>>38515410
I had a fat female friend. She was kind of obnoxious though, thus her fucking off. If you're fat and cool, I don't see a problem.

>>38515484
Eh almost everyone is shallow.
Sometimes I try to be platonically friendly to guys without any intention (and without seeming too creepy) - like offering them some class notes when they have trouble revising, just generally trying to be helpful, ask them about their movie interests if they talk about a certain film etc - and i just know they're embarrassed/disgusted by me because they think it's just the fat girl coming onto them.
Shamefully enough i also sometimes think that when a particularly ugly guy is nice to me so i can understand them a bit.
I've just resorted to not communicate with guys above my league unless they communicate with me in order to avoid hard wheat spills.

>>38515545
Who am I kidding, you'd probably not hit on me anyway, I'm ugly as fuck. We'd just stay away from eachother.

Such is life.

>>38509622
>>38515415
There's a saying that fits this scenario well: "Don't shit where you eat."

>>38507781
>not hate fucking her

>>38508054
CUMMING

>>38515577
i'm so fat and ugly, i really don't have standards anon. i-i'm sure i'd crush on you
[r9k intensifies]

>>38515651
Nah, I'm about having sex now, not relationships.

Get fit, get standards, live life. Start now. You're probably not as bad as you think.

>>38515672
>Get fit, get standards, live life. Start now. You're probably not as bad as you think.
t-trying
but honestly it's not even about the sex that much even though being a khhv sucks. i just find men interesting and it pains me i can't seem to make friends with them. I guess this is how many guys here feel

>>38508054
BATTLE HARBOUR, CANADA

>>38515716
>I guess this is how many guys here feel

Sexual tension is always involved if they're even slightly attractive. It's not easy being a platonic friend with a woman. And if you make friends with a guy, careful not to fall for him. It could hurt.

>>38515756
>And if you make friends with a guy, careful not to fall for him. It could hurt.
I can't help crushing on every guy that says more than "hello" to me, that comes with being deprived of male attention i guess.
It ain't easy being a strongk wom*n that don't need no man

>>38508054
TIMBUKTU

>>38510753
>tfw 6'1" tallest male in my extended family besides uncle
>every family meet up
>"ANON YOU'RE SO TALL AND THIN"
>"h-haha yeah"
And then I don't talk anymore because i'm a robot and I hate talking about my classes or my shitty internship because I think I'm a failure

>>38507781
Home gym masterrace?

>>38515791
>I can't help crushing on every guy that says more than "hello" to me, that comes with being deprived of male attention i guess.

I'm talking like I know shit, but trust me, I'd blush, spill spaghetti and pop a boner at the same time if a girl came onto me. Just goes to show how ugly and unapproachable I am.

Getting fit, though.

>>38515826
show face t b h

>>38515846
on /fit/? I don't think so. I'm not hunchback ugly, but I'm not "random women smile at me" cute either. I'm weird and bland.

>>38515817
good one m80

>>38515875
>I'm weird and bland.
you're probably too self-critical.
Just post it in soc

>>38508054
WALLAHI

>>38510260
V E N T U R A?
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A girl told me today that I have long eyelashes.

I asked her if that was a good thing and she said yes and gave me a thumbs up.

>>38509622
Honestly, just pump and dump them.

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>>38507781
OP, I'm going to stick my neck out here and say you're a homosexual.

>>38516175
Long eyelashes are annoying as fuck desu, constantly stuck in your eyes.

>>38508054
SANTIAGO DE CHILE

>>38508054
MECCA

>>38508054
LEEDS

>>38508054
ULAN BATOR

>>38515912
I did. Got a 5/10 and a 7/10, so I don't know what to think.

>>38508054
TOKYO

>>38517179
just give me a tip on how to look at your pic breh
i bet you look like an alpha chad

>>38507981
LONDON

>>38508054
LAHTI

>>38508054
MUNICH

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>be me yesterday
>get pissed drunk with a guy i just got to know
>he told me earlier, he is bi, no problem i dont care, but i am as straight as they come
>we end up at my place and he decided to sleep next to me
>im drunk so ok.jpeg
>he starts touching me
>im like wtf, but dont say anything cause im drunk af, and slightly horny
>he starts touching my dick
>with little protests i let him
>he starts sucking my dick (no homo)
>i cum in his mouth
>he swallows
>i pass out
>be next day, i realize what happened and am mortified
>fuckkk.. am i gay now? what is this shit?
>he wakes up, and asks me how it was
>im very uncomfortable about it
>he says, "it wasnt really gay... i am actually not a guy."
>im mind fucked at this point, and turns out hes a hermaphrodite
...

/fit/ i dont know what to think. My frist and last gay experience may not be that gay technically, but still feels weird.

No homo

>>38517869
no homo

>>38508054
CARTHAGE

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>>38517283
Not him but I'm in need of some uplifting shit. Chad on a scale of 0/10?

>>38517869
its not gay as long as your dicks didnt touch

anal is ok as long as youre not bottom

>>38513711
Kys.

>Chinese qt 3.14 says hi and trys to sit next to me
>Ignore her because shyness + autism
>She leaves and sits somewhere else
END IT GOD

>>38518014
y-you remind me of the guys that bullied me in HS. so your chad score is pretty fucking high
more jock than chad though

>>38508054
TUSCALOOSA

>>38515384
its not hard.

Do strength training and cardio 3-5 times a week, cut all sugar, limit salt, eat less carbs and more cheap vegies that are filling.

Done.

>>38518192
what the fuck is your problem? Im autistic but even I know how to talk to people and make them like me(maybe Im just a sociopath as well but who knows)

how can you fuck something up when you dont even have to approach someone. try going up to a girl on the street and ask her out, this will cure you from everything less because youve been putting yourself out as far as it goes.

>>38518014
Could use just a tad bit more mass, but you're looking guchi m8, pretty solid looking 8/10 on the chad scale.

>>38508054
GRAN CANARIA

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>>38518309
aww thanks <3, yeah Im just about 180-183, going for 195, pic related is pretty much my goal
>>38518247
thats alright, dont really know if jock is supposed to be chads more average friend or if its something different entirely

>>38518273
th.. thanks
>>38518344
j-jock is a more athletic version of chad in my eyes. Chads can be DYEL, jocks are in the rugby team and so on

>>38508054
SHADOWREALM

>>38508054
MORDOR
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>>38508054
TALLINN

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>>38517869
>he starts sucking my dick (no homo)
>sucking my dick
>(no homo)

>>38510610
I use a bench to squat because it's the only barbell in my gym. I just sit on the bench, duck under the bar, stand up and walk backwards to squat or put plates under my feet for box squats

>tfw no plain 5/10 qt virgin low self esteem gf

>>38518509
i'm all that
just a 2/10
):

>>38518535
Don't worry bby I have very low standards you're probably a five in my eyes

>>38518295
>Approaching anybody without a Y chromosome in college.
I don't want to lose my job because I offended one of these snowflakes. I worked too fucking hard for it.

>>38508054
SAN JUAN
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>>38518549
i'd be a 5 if i lost my weight
s..sorry

>>38518566
>going to college
>2016
>not picking up a trade or going military
>ever going to make it
I bet your poverty gains are real famous,honestly college is not worth it anymore, stem is a scam and everything else is papertowel tier and its all undermined by useless women and minorities,. White men should go their own way

>>38518609
stop with the stuttering crap, its not supposed to be done every post

>>38508054
SAN PEDRO

>>38508054
BARCELONA

>>38518634
it's how i feel on the inside senpai

>>38510693
>>38508054
>inb4 whiteknight
Short girls are cute as FUCK, I absolutely love them. Mixed feelings on the girlfriends I've had because they've always been tall, as in 5'8-5'9.

>>38515826
>>38515791
Just fucking hook up already.

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Any /fit/ grills in Metro Detroit?

>>38518774
She's probably not from my country. There's probably less than 10 people from where I'm from on /fit/. Plus she's fat and I'm a lanklet

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>>38507781
>mfw qt asian/10 grill keeps using machines next to the ones i'm about to use so it seems like i'm following her

>>38517283
One of the best photos I have, I literally look like a retard in everything else.

http://i.imgur.com/utaIbw3.png

>>38510704
I don't think I could settle with a woman shorter than 165cm.
I am 180cm myself and my gf is 1.70m which is ideal for me. I just feel like a pedo around such short girls.

>>38518930
el mao i'd never dare to talk to you, way out of my league
you must have cute staceys hitting on you
good job anon

>>38508054
COPENHAGEN

>>38510864
Born and raised

>>38508054
SAN FRANCISCO

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>tfw an ugly tall trans sits next to you in class

This is not why I lifted.

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>>38519020

>>38519074
everything but the disappointed cat face

>>38508054
DORNBIRN

>>38507827
> tfw
Not
> mfw

Learn how to meme

>>38518930
Losing the problem glasses would be a good start
And the fag hair, rest is fine desu

>>38508294

fuck. I have not talked to anyone not family in 3 months.

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>>38509011
the painful truth of life

>>38508054
GROTON
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>>38507875
>be 20 y/o kissless virgin, 4 years ago
>had really high standards when it came to girls, way too high for someone who had never even been kissed
>very thicc (overweight but not obese) slutty girl follows me to the subway after class, keeps talking to me even when i reply with 1 word answers, asking what a nigga finna do on this friday afternoon, even tho this is our first conversation ever
>she's going to the mall or some shit, i lie and say i have to work

4 years later i tried lowering my standards and now i have fuccd 2 girls and kissed 3 more. that fattie even had a decent face. had it been now i woulda ass2mouth/deepthroated her

>>38518716
be my fitness bf


ily guys

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>>38518716

Most of my gfs have been under 5'4". Had one that was 5'0" and had to sit on a phone book to driver her CR-V.

It was adorable. And she was thin was DDs, so they looks HUGE-HUGE on her.

I miss you, Evilyn. I hope you are well in Poland.

>>38508054
BAGHDAD
PLEASE SEND HELP I'M BEING BOMBED

>>38508294
fucking loved Wilfred, shame it ended so badly and so soon

>>38507981
>Womanlet
>Implying this is a con

Ever heard of the term "funsize"?

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>tfw cute grill talks to you once
>tfw never talks again when you try to

>>38521081
The Estonian version ("Mart") was better.

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>>38521097
'merican wifred is best wilfred

>>38508054
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>>38521092
>>38521092
i have never been called this so no :( so i may have a chance with a fitness guy

>>38521654
If you were in Kiviõli, I'd marry you.

>>38507781
I know this feel...meanwhile my gym crush does deadlifts while I weep

>>38521142
Fuck off cunt

>>38521727
I've never met an estonian man :3

>>38521806
We're not allowed to leave our country.

>>38507981
what do you mean take you seriously? Like if you tried to talk to them or something? Realistically it won't matter. That's like being upset because you aren't a supermodel. Like yea it would be nice but that only 1% of the population. Don't feel bad, I'd probably get nervous around you
>beeurself.jpg

>>38508054
pls b in B A K E R S F I E L D

>>38509622
>20 years old
>tfw women compliment me all the time
>older women usually just tell me i have handsome eyes or i should consider acting
>young women especially younger married women are very physical
>pinching, patting, cupping my ass
>work with girlfriend
>she sees this stuff happen all the time
>knows women would line up for my dick
Never gonna cheat on her though, she treats me too well.
Like I had a lady cup my ass as I was going outside. She came back the next Saturday with her husband and just gave me a casual wink.
All these women in their early 30s with young kids are fucking horndogs.
The one time I had sex with a customer, she came in with two other women. Their kids had just got done with ballet class. Raw dogged her in the back of her G Wagon and came inside. She was completely fine with it. This was before I met my girlfriend and had just started working at this place.

>>38522094
Only approached by one gay dude cause I act different towards the male customers.
Chatted me up about my school work and told him I was saving money etc.
He gave me a name card with a private cell number on the back. Told I wouldn't need to worry about money if I gave him a call.

>>38508054
PHOBOS

>>38522126

Jeez gay guys make me sick. How they go about trying to pick up guys is sickening

>>38522094
How did things progress from getting mired to sex?

If you were interested in starting something with these women, how would you go about it?

Do they often take initiative or would you have to?

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>>38511235
fuck u boi she mine, meet me at the marketplace holmes

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>>38507781

>tfw too disgusting for anyone to love

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>>38507781
>tfw I enter the gym, women leave or head to the other side of it.

>>38522160
Nah just going out I've had gat guy approach me and I just tell them I'm not interested/not gay. I'm still friendly but they get that theres no point in pursuing me any further and go off.
This guy was just a sleezy rich fuck.

>>38522163
I offered to help the one woman. When I put stuff in her car, she wrapped her arms around my waist and asked if we could fuck while rubbing my dick through my pants.

Honestly if I show any interest in, I'm sure it wouldn't be hard. They firt and touch me. I just do walk around doing my job.

>>38510693
As a 6'6" 24 years old man I'd smash. I have a huge short girl fetish. As long as you are proportional (not a midget) all good in my books

>>38508054
UAC DEIMOS BASE
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>>38507781
>tfw girl starts doing dumbbell rows in front of you so you can see down her shirt but you gotta look away so she doesn't catch you staring and think your a creep

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>>38522433

>tfw so worried about looking like a creep, i never look at any woman in the eyes
>because of this, I am probably even more of a creep to them
>everytime one walks by, i inspect my nails or callouses

>merciful death will come for me one day

>>38508054
S A N D I E G O

>>38519045
AT THE PLAYGROUND WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS

>>38510469
>im 5'2
are you allowed to ride rollercoasters

>>38509622
If you don't fuck her someone else will. Fuck her a few times then tell her husband. Cheating bitch

Just say fucking hi you shy twat.

>>38510693
I feel like being a short girl is overall a negative. No one will ever take you seriously, but you won't be flat out rejected for it.

>>38510610
power clean it up, then do front squats. Or buy some dumbells and do goblet squats

>>38508054
TORONTO

>>38521988
>tfw actually talked to my gym crush
>those massive traps shoulders and delts
>my autism.jpg

i am insecure of my height, because guys have to look down on me like theyre prob thinking >what is this womanlet thinking

>>38509622
HAVE SEX WITH HER THEN AWARE HER HUSBAND!

If you don't do it she will find another chad and he probably won't tell her husband. Just make sure you hidden audio record on your phone incase she claims rape after.

>>38515545
>>38515545
Guys will take any attention as you hitting on him especially if you're fat/ugly. Also 95% of girls are not interesting. You are likely in this category. Get hobbies that aren't animu. It takes having interests to be interesting

>>38521844
Then maybe I'll come to you

>>38523148
>>M I N N E S O T A
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>>38508054
WARSZAWA

>>38523178
>>38523207

You must knife fight

>>38508054
SAN FRANCISCO

>>38522381
>>38522381 #
I have a tall guy fetish, but insecure cause guys prob just think my height is funny. I'm pretty proportional just autism. When are we going to bang?

>Sister is currently subletting the other room in my apartment
>we get along fine
>She has friends over every few days
>It's cool cause I can just go to my room and close the door
>If I have to leave the room, some of them will try to talk to me
>one of them has even started messaging me on facebook

I didn't loose weight for them to sexualize me

>>38508054
I will literally drag my balls through a mile of glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie

>>38507798
underrated post

Oh fuck OP you've brought me back some memories
>waiting for bus cause I'm a student
>some pink hair feminist twig tries to talk to me
>I just give short answers so maybe she'll leave me alone
>it keeps going
>and going
>and going
>finally bus is here, 7 mins late, but that's just rural English transport
>I hail it
>she tells me she can stop it for herself just fine
>wtf I wanna go home too you dumb bich
>anyway, doors open
>I get on and put in headphones so shell have no choice but to leave me alone
>autism level awareness, or lack thereof
>she won't shut the fuck up about her sennheisers and life as an audiophile
>get out 3ds as last resort woman deterrent
>"I'd spotpass you if I had mine!"
>IT NEVER FUCKIN STOPS
>finally bus arrives by my house
>I get off and post about it on 2013's r9k

I wasn't even attractive at the time, but neither was she
I just want to be left alone on the bus dammit, is that too much to ask

>>38510610
I have the same thing, and I made some wooden platforms to put under the feet of the bench, and had some extra pins reinforced installed in the back of the bench, so I can squat.

>>38508054
CALABASAS

>>38523654
tfw wonder if guys think im ugly

>>38515716
tee-hee-hee
>I'm a grill everyone! Pay attention to me and talk to me and try to flirt with me! Even thogh I'm a fat slob I still live in an ivory tower because of my vagina, you see.

FUCK OFF FAT CUNT.

>Like 60 year old lady with fake EVERYTHING and a giant set of bolt ons follows me around the gym
>buddies and wifeel notice it and laugh about its "cute"
>deep down I know it's not some cute little innocent crush, that old granny legit wants to get dicked

>>38524389
How rich, this is coming from someone called BigGuy. Deep down you're lonely and depressed, maybe your collection of girl on girl webms can keep you happy eh eh? LOOOL

>>38514833
saying hello in australian

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>>38524465
Unlike you, I'm not fat.

feels good, man.

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>>38524630
I'm not even the fat girl you're raging at lel. I'm 125lbs at 5'0". Sounds like you need a hug and some warm milk.

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>>38524690
>125lbs
>5'0"
>this is something to be proud of

>>38508803
Pls be in Melbourne

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>>38524777
I bet you're really cute and you turn red when girls talk to you.

>>38523148
No one gives a shit about your height if you have a nice body and a pretty face

>>38523148
At least here where I live in California virtually every girl is shorter than even the average 5' 10" guys. I've never met anyone irl who thought a girl was unattractive because of her height. How tall are you?

>>38507798
Kek>>38507852
Post face and you can find out toasty roasty
>>38507875
High test well done lad.
>>38508174
>A girl looked you over like a piece of meat
Iktfb
>>38508337
>Lifting when you could be running
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