I panicked brehs. What's your favorite shoulder move?

>>38497018
i like to chacha

Dea at your front door bad timing o guess

>that cat talk

Yeah, don't do that

>>38497018
you can save your ass with "SORRY MY FRIEND TOOK MY PHONE, HI THERE"

>>38497018
you had it nigga. she a sex addict

are you really retarded? why do so many dumb cunts send multiple messages when the girl sends only one back? not even going to mention the gay meow shit, and vague 'randomness xD' floss comment. You should be able to recognise that if a female replies with 'same tho' you slow down and regroup not ramp up the fedora

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>>38497018

i admire the game bro honestly gonna try these lines 90% sure you should have stuck with the cat thing and been like sorry but the cat keeps asking for the digits, then used the cops thing seperate

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>>38497018
OP, don't do anything weird like that again

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>>38497099
t. Dude with 4 non-robot matches since install

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Sometimes I think I'm autistic, but then I see threads like these.

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>>38497140

>>38497140
try 1004

>>38497018
"Meet at ...... at .... i'll bring my cat "

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>>38497018
>remember to floss
lmao

>>38497018
When she said same tho you should've said show me than fugged her

>>38497018
>I panicked brehs.
How do you panic over text messages? Its not like talking, you don't have to say something immediately if nothing comes to mind. You can wait and think about your reply before you send it, you know.