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>I am a fat fuck, and a virgin.
>just ate a whole pizza and jacked off to memories of my highschool (and only) gf
>I'm 22
>mfw never gonna make it
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>stop jacking off to ex gf
>stop eating
>start working out
>socialize
>in a year everything will probably be better
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I already started working out and i lost 50 pounds, everything got better for some time but i feel like shit again.
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>>38493866
>>38493890
>jacking off to ex gf

Nothing gets me off faster than thinking about my ex in a wedding gown getting pounded by a guy or two in front of me. I don't know what's wrong with me, but when I need to cum fast, that's what enters my brain.
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>tfw pure nordic breed
>tfw good looking
>tfw slightly resemble a sand nigger because of dark hair and a lot of hair growth
>tfw that is a huge turn off for every single women here
I will never be loved
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>>38493922
Well atleast I'm not a cuck, thanks anon.
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>>38493866
This image is me, ive become crazy and have conversations with nobody and laugh histerically at my own life
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>>38493956
Y-youre welcome
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>>38493922
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>>38493922
I feel the same way anon
the thought of my ex getting spitroasted by 2 other dudes, i'll nut in 2 seconds.
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>>38493954
>dye your hair blonde
Problem solved
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>lost 50 pounds
>feeling pretty confident so I approach QT in college
>everything goes well but something about her is off
>I show my brother a picture of her
>He points out her chin is huge
>mfw she really likes me and I can't unsee
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>>38494044
I have thick dark eyebrows, that would look stupid as hell
Besides you can't really dye thick dark hair blond, it will look red/orange ish
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>>38493866
Hey faggot,
You're not going to make it if you continue to be a whining little bitch that cries and complains about shit that happened in the past that you can't change, and continue to fucking sabotage yourself.

Fucking pull your shit together and stop being a whining little bitch.

NEVER post threads like this again.

Now fucking go do something CONSTRUCTIVE.
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>>38493866
Just make a tinder so 18 yo sluts can hit on you

pic related
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>>38494063
Kiss the chin, suck the chin, ove the chin and become one with the chin.
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>>38494063
Post pic. Black out the top of her face if you need to, but I really want to see that chin.
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>>38494063
It's not about the chin on the outside, it's about the chin on the inside.
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>>38494326
I've seen worse
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>>38494370
I would but she conveniently angles her fb pics to hide her chin, this is the best i could find the pic i mentioned in the story was deleted lmao. This is the best i could find
>>38494386
I literally call her the crimson chin.
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>>38493866
Quit being fat.
Do you live with your parents?
If yes, then this requires further discussion...

If no, then it's simply a matter of
>STOP BUYING JUNK FOOD.
Eat BEFORE you go shopping, so that you're hungry belly is never tempted.
>START WORKING OUT.
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Yeah it's pretty big.

BUT you literally called her a QT so obviously you think she's cute. Fuck what your brother thinks, go ahead and smash that.
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>>38493866
>had a girlfriend
>only 22
fuck you, you don't know shit from apple butter
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>>38494823
I thought she was a QT because i approached her while she was sitting down didn't notice the chin and still something felt off now i can't unsee
>>38494789
I live with my parents but I can choose to eat healthy I'm just a huge faggot
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>>38493866
there should some kind of filter on /fit/ that measures your bf% and if its too high you can't post.

fuck all you fat fucking lurkers that take up space on my front page with your beta fat fuck sob stories. cant wait until you lonely faggots die from your inevitable heart disease
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>>38494867
>I thought she was a QT because i approached her while she was sitting down didn't notice the chin and still something felt off now i can't unsee

OK then stop pursuing her. What the hell kind of answer are you looking for? You're either attracted to her or you're not.
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>>38494581
>unironically wanting to date a puerto rican
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>>38493890
>stop eating

Pretty sure you need to keep doing that to live.
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>>38494892
Just thought it was a funny story
>>38494870
Y-you too
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>waiting for a girl at a restaurant
>she's 15 minutes late
How long should I wait until I know that I've been stood up?
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>>38494326
nauseating
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>>38495000
If she hasn't texted/called by minute 25 just dip and never contact her again.
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>>38494928
You are so witty
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>>38494119
>pluck/dye eyebrows to match
>go to some hair salon where they'll lighten it professionally

Anything to not look like a sandnigger anon
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>>38495023
Got it senpai
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I been EXACTLY there

Go workout
Stop buying pizza
Get a new gf

it'll all work out you just have to not be lazy
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>>38495000
Just always assume she'll stand you up and never go to anything.

Trips of loneliness checked
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>>38494581
if you get her preggas she'll give u alpha as fuck sons with strong chins. think on that fampai
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>>38495268
It's been 35 min and no text
Im back home now but at least I have trips
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>>38495314
Fuck anon, sorry to hear about that. Fuck that bitch, move on.
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LMAO

CHAD eats PIZZA while he FUCKS your ex-GF
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>look like chad
>never had a gf because i want a nice girl
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>>38493866
>and a virgin
>of my highschool gf
???
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You got a choice now. Do fuck all and be like this the rest of your life, or get off your ass and put some effort in to change it. No-one else will, only you. Eat better, get fit, learn things, help yourself and others.
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