I call upon the sacred deer of /fit/

>>38489525
my shoulder isnt fully healed
should i push it and lift anyways?

will tomorrow be a good day

Should I get off of my lazy ass?

>>38489525
Will I get over my social anxiety and get a qt3.14 this semester?

>>38489525
are we gonna make it?

will I find a qt at the rave next week

>>38489525
>>38489689

am I gonna make it?

>>38489525
Will she be in any of my courses this year

>>38489525
If I keep going like I did last week will my cut be successful?

Will I make it?

>>38489525
Will I hit 2pl8 bench soon

>>38489717
Can I make it work and get her?

>>38489525
WIll I make it with my relationship?

Will it all end soon? The pain? The suffering?

>>38489525
Will she be in any of my classes

some dickhole ran into my car last night

should i call my mom to take me to the gym (it would be a 30 minute drive both ways for her + an hour+ of waiting while i work out)?

>>38489525
Do anyone on /fit/ know anything about fitness ?

>>38489760
and before checking results:

should i just do bodyweight shit to emulate my regular workout while dealing with this garbage?

>>38489703
You going to Bumbershoot by any chance?

>>38489749
NICE DELETE FAGGOT ENJOY BEING ALONE

Am I gonna make it

Will I be a pussy slayer within 2 years?

>>38489830
Reroll

Does Janelle like me

>>38489703
kek

Will I PR my 5k this week?

>>38489850
Reroll

>>38489525
should I get out of bed yet mr deer

>>38489860
RIP

Roley Poley

>>38489869
reroll

>>38489525
Should I go get takeout?

Should I have a moderately sized slice of that chocolate cake?

>>38489525
Am I gay, sacred deer of /fit/?

>>38489890
Stop sassing me elk

>>38489525
Will it work?

Am I gonna get huge gains?

Will a girl ever love me?

Is a womyn madly in love with me at this very moment?

Will I reach my goals?

>>38489959
shiet

oh sacred one

Will I get a confirmation of my plans

Could I fuck her right now?

>>38489525
Will I hit a4 plate deadlift by December

is boxing the manliest sport ever

Is Hitler within us?

am i being beta?

Will I fuck a girl who isn't a prostitute this year?

Am I a total worthless piece of absolute fucking shit?

>>38489525
Am I going to make it after hard work, dedication, sweat, tears, separation from friends until point of loneliness, no adequate support from family, only friends gym friends, harsh life as general, only place to calm and be happy is gym?

>>38489525
Will I achieve an 8pl8 deadlift, 7pl8 squat and 4.5pl8 bench in my lifetime?

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>>38490122
Alright, sacred deer of /fit/.
You did an absolutely good guess here.
I will prove you wrong, you antlered fucking herbivore.
Im gonna fill myself with your protein starting now.

This thread can be concidered over. Now, choose what protein meal you will be having from the deer i just killed.

Me

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>>38490161
thanks anon

>>38489677
Kek

>>38490155
Didn't make sense, re-rollin

Should I go kill a deer right now?

Should I start cutting seriously this september?

>>38490200
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEEÈ

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>>38490161
mein negger

>>38490214
Give me an answer damn it you fucking deer

Is genocide justifiable?

>>38490232
Fuck you, I'm proving you wrong faggot.

Am I a repressed homosexual?

>>38489525
if i make G and remain, will this semester be the most fun for me in terms of everything?

Will the SOUTH RISE AGAAAAIIIIIN?

>>38489525
Is the holocaust real?

>>38489525
should i fuck that sloot tomorrow

Is National Socialism the one true path?

will they win today?

Will I escape military services in my country?

>>38489525

Will my oneitis ever love me

Do you always speak the truth?

Do you ever lie?

My rotator cuff feels fatigued, should I have a full arms day?

why aren't i happy?

That pill I took will ease my headache?

>>38489525
Should I start dating high test women?

My body is sore because I haven't done my workout today?

>>38490588
Damm 200%. Thank you for your wisdom oh scared deer

>>38489525
Should I call up that Asian qt or wait till something better comes along?

>>38489525
will i pass my bike exam next friday?

>>38489525
does she like me :'(

Does anyone here even lift?

Will there be a chance with the qtest of qts tonight?

>>38489703
g

>>38489525
Is she just on her period?

>>38489525
Will they ever learn?

>>38489525
Will I get l laid before 2017?

Should I kill myself?

>>38489525
Reroll

>>38490890
Reroll

>>38489525
Is soul crushing depression gonna hit me again once university starts?

Did I fuck up by skipping Friday?

>>38489525
roll

am i going to die soon?

should i talk again to her?

>>38489525
Will I ever have a gf?

>>38489525
Am I going to make it into MIT?

>>38491049
Fuck, u serious?

>>38489525
will i make it

>>38491055
I ask you again Sacred Deer will I be accepted into MIT?

>>38491090
I provide this blackjack chart as tribute. Guide my fate.

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>>38491115
Pic related

Its been months since our last struggle sacred deer. Ill ask u again. Will i ever get /fit/?

Should I go eat some cake?

Sacred Deer, stop toying with me. Do I go to MIT?

>>38490064
chill, bro

>>38489525
Will i make it by the end of the year breh

>>38489525
am i able to deadlift 100 plates?

>>38489525
Will I attain my goal body?

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>>38491168
I thank you Sacred Deer.

When I go to MIT, does she leave me?

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>>38491201
Fan-fucking-tastic

>>38491210
I ask you one last time Sacred Deer.

>>38489525
Has the sacred deer lied in response to every post but this one?

will i be jacked by summer 17

>>38491278
Is it true?

Will I lose my virginity this year?

>>38491290
is it reeeeeeally reaaaally true?

>>38491295
B-but I'm bulking

>>38491181
Based Deerbro

>>38489525
Will this be the year I 'make it'?

does she like me

>>38489525
Will it work out?0

>>38491353
does that mean I'm gonna die

Does she want my dick?

>>38491368
In this coming week?

>>38491369
>>38491353
ok should I start the second crusade then

>>38489525

Will I fuck one of those MILFs at the gym within the next month

>>38491386
Fuck

>>38489525
does she want my dick

>>38491390

REROLL

oh sacred deer should I go to a rub n tug?

>>38491402
does she not want my dick

>>38491407
you're a moralfag, sacred deer. are you sure I should never go?

Should I smash her

>>38491432
Should I not smash her then

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>>38491443
>>38491432
Should I just kill myself bros?

is God with me?

>>38489525
will I recieve the gains I wish for?

>>38489525
will i ever be strong

Am I stronger and better looking than my peers?

>>38491500
reroll

>>38489525
is she happy?

>>38489525
Will I hit my gym goals within a year?

>>38489525

Will you be my girlfriend the girl i'm talking these days?

should i do my homework now

>>38491662
Aw

>>38491690
MODS

Can I get her safely?

we gonna fuck before the years over

>>38491690
reroll

Is she into me?

>>38491730
don't waste my time

>>38489525

Am I gonna make it?

>>38489525
Roid time tomorrow right sacred deer?

>>38489525
If I go for her, will I get her?

will i wank dicks

>>38491769
sorry bro

but will I get her instead deer?

>>38491767
The fuck? You said it was fine yesterday!

Injection time tomorrow right deer?

>>38491788
That's better. Bless you based deer!

Will I get her if I do the sad thing?

>>38489525
Should i write to her?

>>38489525
If I don't, I won't?

>>38489525
hello sacred dear, my dear
you are very welcome
I dont really have any questions just wanted to say hi
oh maybe ... just this time again...
eternal life and control over the universe for me?

>>38489525
Can I quit fapping for good?

>>38489525
I can't do that, deer, I'll ask you again. If I don't, I won't?

>>38489525
If my ex wants to get back together this semester, should I say yes to her?

>>38491830
Ok

>>38489525
should i keep trying to get her back?

>>38489525
Does she think about me/want me in a romantic sense?

>>38491841
Is she the one?

>>38491825
but, but I am below 8% bf what do you mean "too fat"... I was nice to ya... said hi and everything... oh dear... give me what's mine give me the sweet control over the universe and the eternal life every decent man like me deserves... I promise I will not make fun of you or anything

>>38491850
Rolling again.

>>38491866
Will she want to get back together this semester?

>>38491873
Yes it does, you aloof bastard, I won't stop until I receive a straight answer.

>>38491869
thats fair 1 in 100 is a chance have a nice evening oh sacred deer

>>38491884
Aight bro. Will I get visible abs before wrestling?

>>38489525
Does she like me?

>>38489525
Will I make it in the next year?

>>38491904
Sorry bro. But will I?

>>38491906
But I have to do the sad thing first otherwise it won't work?

>>38489525
I am I going to make it?

>>38491919
Visible abs after the season then?

>>38491924
Fuck you I must know

>>38491940
>>38491924
>>38489525

WILL I MAKE IT?

>>38491956
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>38489525
Should I dump the love of my life because she won't take my last name

Will I make it?

should i start lifting?

>>38492010
should I start fucking lifting?

>>38492020
holy phucking hell can i lift?

Will i get a girlfriend?

>>38489525
Will we do the things i fantasize about and be safe in eachother's arms?

>>38489525
Will I be able to stay on the wagon and make it?

>>38492217
Well fuck you, deer, I don't recognize your godly powers, you can suck my cock m8.

>>38492233
Goddamnit.

Continue?

>>38489525
Did she actually like me

>>38489525
show me the way elder

>>38489525
I'm becoming fit

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>>38489525
Will I achieve my goals an dreams?

>>38489525
Is my qt 3.14 gf going to blonde

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>>38492538

>>38489525
will i will be able to go with her this december

>>38492640
rerolling.

fuck it?

Is this Nazi Occult shit the one true path?

>>38489525
Will my knees and feet always be fucked?

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Will I get laid finally by or before my birthday after almost half a year of a dry spell?

will this work out deer?

>>38489525
Will I ever become ripped?

Am I a nigger?

Hi deer. Should I wake up at 5:30 tomorrow instead of 6?

>>38492934
Fuck you, do I have nigger in me?

>>38493000
Fucking sacred deer, do I have nigger in me?

>>38489525
Shall we ever obtain the nattyness of Scooby,the aesthetics of Zyzz and the strenght of Riptoe?

>>38493100
Rerolling Senpai,we must know!

will i ever be someone

>>38493111
Kek and the deer have spoken,we're all gonna make it brahs

Gym today?

>>38489525
Should I go back to school this semester or should I just work full time to save up and help my mom?

>>38493306
BUT WHAT, SACRED DEER??

>>38493306
>>38493333
fuck you, deer

Did I make it?

>>38489525
Sacred deer, will we end up together?

>>38489525
Sacred dear, will I place next year in my first competition?

Should I wake up early and finish that assignment?

>>38489525
EAT SOMETHING LIGHT NOW

OR WAIT TO EAT AT UPSCALE ITALIAN RESTAURANT TONIGHT

Am I too tired?

>>38493810
Am I too tired you elk fuck?

Will I ever get a cute gf?

Will i get married and have 3 kids?

>>38489525

will she say yes?

Will i get married?

>>38489525
Will I ever become a big guy like bane?

>>38489525
Should I lose weight

>>38489525
Will I turn this recent mental breakdown and attempted suicide into a decent life?

Does she love me now that I'm muscular?

>>38494335
>Tfw 70kg and muscular is fat.
Will she love me if I cut another 5kg? Even though it would not be beneficial at all.

>>38494362
Should I just neck myself?

>>38494369
>1 in 100
Give me a clear answer you fucking nigger.

>>38494385
Fuck you you fucking deer, are you even legit?

>>38489525
Is she just playing me?

>>38494400
What a nigger. Here we go. Does she love me now that I'm muscular, and no I'm not fucking fat you fucking nigger, you're the fat one.

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>>38494401
I knew it

>>38494418
100% bodyfat

>>38489525
Will I pass

Will I ever find love

>>38489525
should i look at pics of my waifu

>>38494418
Thank you for believing in me sacred deer, but answer my question, are you even legit?
>>38494432
>no
Hah take that.

>>38494438
Woooooo

>>38489525
will i ever get laid this year

>>38489525
Should I continue cutting?

Will I get laid this year too?

>>38489525
will i have a threesome

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>>38494477
damn bro im >>38494461

Should I jerk off to temporarily quell the everlasting existential void?

>>38489525
Is it time to start juicing?

Am I being left out by my squad mates?

>>38489525

Should I become a wizard?

>>38494645
No, I'm actually quite fit.

>>38494652

Is Project Sex Machine the right investment of my time?

Will I do it?

>>38489525
Should I train chest tomorrow ?

>>38494660
Well? Will I?

Will I have time to lift before work?

>>38494670
Godamnit, rollan

>>38494690
Rolling for this guy

Should I just try harder with /fit/ and regain my social skills?

>>38494862
rerolling

>>38494882
fuck me, please deer - give me motivation

Should everyone quit 4chan?

>>38489525

Is my gym bro gay?

>>38494904
chillbro

Should I focuse on martial arts instead of lifting ?

>>38494940
reroll

Will my luck get better?

>>38489525
Will my broken heart (and broken dick) ever heal?

>>38489525
Will I ever get a gf

>>38489525
When I finally get a gf will she be a qt?

will i get the qt 3.14 named "mary"?

>>38489525
will i lose my virginity this semester

>>38489525
will I make huge gainzz

>>38489525
will I get a gf ?

Should i start back up tomorrow?

>>38489525
Does ol girl like me?

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>>38489525
>>38496570
Okaying rolling again deer

Will I be successful this first semester?

>>38489525
Should i ask her out

>>38496592
I'm not taking no for a fucking answer

Will I reach my goal weight by the end of the year

>>38496610

Damnit sacred deer

>>38489525
Will I ever find love and a job?

>>38489525
I know it's rude to ask you again, sacred deer, but is the skunk right?

>>38489525
Will I maintain good grades as well as gains this year?

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>>38496678
FUCKIN RIGHT

Will I ever be loved again?

>>38496773
>doesn't matter
lmao
will this poster I quoted die a virgin?

>>38489525
Should I try again with her

>>38489525
Will Ayesha and I ever be actual friends?

>>38496780
Okay

Will I get that job?

>>38489525
Should I run SS with rear lateral raises or facepulls and pendlay rows? Need to hit those rear delts because of a torn labrum.

>>38497147
Greyskull then?

does any of it matter

>>38489525
will i ever achieve my dream?

Did she cheat on me with that douche?

Will lifting help me with my psychological problems long term

>>38497203
doesn't matter because you're a cuck.

Will I get that 4.0 and mad gains?

>>38497220
Rerolling

>>38497203
reroll

>>38489525
Will I lose my virginity?

Will I make it?

Was that a lie?

>>38489525
Will Hilary become the president?

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>>38497657

will she be my girlfriend

>>38489525
Will I find a good apartment this week?

>>38498167
C'mon you said I would 2 months ago.

Does she like me back? Will we ever be together again

Will i get into law schools I apply to?

Will I get this job in Idaho?

Will I get into med school?

>>38489525
Will i ever be happy?

>>38498679
.
Fucking hell, man.
Does she likes me? she's been acting weird since i came back from cuzco