Reminder that Gary Johnson is the /fit/ presidential candidate

dude weed lmao

>GJ
>Libertarian

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if only this bro were still around

Yeah if you want hillary to be president. MAGA

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No

/fit/izens can only support the most Alpha presidential candidate

Gary Johnson is literally just some dude.

>>38482705
>alpha
>handlet

no

DUDE

>>38481967
I'm a strong confident man so I'm with Her.

Tpp supporter. Vote in your best interest for Trump

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Trump 2016 motherfuckers

>>38482705

Why on earth should /fit/ support a candidate in such poor shape?

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>>38482924
>Trump
>unhealthy

wew lad

>>38482951
he's pretty fat, just has an excellent tailor and wwears suits that hide it

>>38482951

He's fat. Are retarded or something?

>>38482988
How does an excellent tailor stop you from looking fat...

>>38481967
>Fake libertarian
Nope
>>38482673
nope, this faggot ruined my state more than baltimore ever could

>Johnson
>Libertarian

Lmao.

>>38482705
>obese man who doesn't exercise
>/fit/

>>38483007
Widen out the areas in the lats to hide the paunch.

>>38482924
>>38482988
>>38482990
>>38483007
>>38483107
>>38483117

You folks ARE aware he wears a bulletproof vest, right?

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>>38482988
>>38482990
>>38483107

Trump is in great shape and exercises daily.

He is going to be the healthiest president in American history.

>>38483149
>teddy roosevelt not the healthiest
How I know this is fake

>>38483148
Oh shit that changes everything...NOT!

>>38483149
> no medical issues
> takes a statin
> no cardiovascular problems

Ok

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>>38483149
>Bornstein
Yes goyim. Cheeto Benito is healthy as a horse. Elect him.

>>38481967

>open borders
>no guns
>/fit/ candidate

>>38482785

Jill Stein?

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>>38483320

>mentioning the Jews and Trump when the Democrat candidate is Soros with a vagina.

>Not Dr Ben Carson

ya dun goofed

Who social conservative/fiscal liberal here?

Only logical beliefs

>>38483381
>Jill Stein?

Lol no way, she's crazy. I'm proud to vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton.

>>38482785
Bait, retardation, or both?
MAGA

>>38483420
Socially conservative/Economic centrist here

>>38483423
What are you proud of? Her health issues? The fact that she has to exploit massive corruption to win a primary against a dumb socialist? The way she panders to minorities and has no values of her own?

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>for gun control
>for TPP
>for hate speech laws
>pro-BLM

""""Libertarian""""
""""OP is not a fag""""

>>38483420
Literally a national socialist. Kys

la riva/puryear is the most /fit/ candidate pair

>>38483459
We have an opportunity to make history and further equality in government by electing the first female president. I'm proud to help advance the cause of women's rights like my ancestors before me.

>>38483441
What's the matter, are you afraid of a powerful woman? Does she remind you of your mother or something?

>>38483497
The "strong powerful woman" stuff is too obvious when you're trying to bait people dude

>>38483470
>>38483470
It worked for Scandinavia. Why not for you ameritards? Other than the fact that your country is the laughingstock of the Solar System?

>>38483564
>strong men are investigated by police for suspected steroid use
>refugees are not charged after raping women at anti racism festivals
Doing great, those Scandinavians

>>38483587
Historical Scandinavia, not modern Cuckistan

>tfw i'm a moderate/centrist

Are we the only logical people?

>>38483564
Actually I'm a luddite at most idealistic, and I'll either lean small state government, or Facist depending on which side of Individualist/Collectivist is more realistic.

>>38483497
Making history and going for this 'gender equality' nonsense is stupid. It has no bearing on tangible benefits/progress and in no way improves the quality of life for the citizens. You're arguing from a distraction and a side issue that is irrelevant from real, actual progress.

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>>38483149
>His physical strength and stamina are extraordinary

>>38481967
Its true.he's an Athlete

>>38481967
>>38483697
Stay irrelevant Gary, """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""candidate"""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>38483520
smirking deflection, how quaint. holier than thou attitudes are so annoying

>>38483652
How does giving young (and old) women a role model in the highest office not generate tangible progress? We can inspire a new generation of women to dare to be more than a simple housewife! I, and many others, are tired of looking at our government as a preserve of the nation's old white men. It's 2016, we can build an egalitarian future that our children will be proud of!

When your children ask if you voted for the same old candidates like Trump and Johnson or wanted to take a risk and break the status quo with Clinton what will you tell them?

>>38483720
Such a tired old argument. Fuck off shill. Get your shit together and stop getting paid to shill 4 hill on a burmese finger painting board.

>>38483712
He literally got over a million votes last election. Meaning even back then, 1/300 Americans wanted Gary Johnson. He's going to get such a shitload of support this year, that I'd be willing to bet the 2020 elections have a libertarian running ahead of Dems/repubs.

>>38483843
this meme again. An Autistic, i mean, libertarian candidate hasn't gotten more than 1% national support since the 80s.

>>38482705
>fat man with tiny hands
>/fit/ candidate

No thx

>>38483919

He's polling well above 1% right now, so its entirely possible he'll manage a couple percent this time around. The numbers are looking way up on last time, which itself was unusually high.

It'd take a near apocalypse to put them in the drivers seat next time around, of course.

Votin for Gary because I believe in him.

LIBERTARIAN PARTY WOOOO!

But dis ain't /fit/.

Libertarianism was intended as anti-communist propaganda. Don't believe your own propaganda.

>>38483497
Obvious b8 come on guys
>voting for candidates based on their privates

>>38483720
>Hillary
>anything "new" about her policies

You're best argument for her is she has a vagina?

>>38483423
What exactly is crazy about her?

>>38483720
How does having more women in government directly reduce the national debt or bring people out of poverty? How does having more women in government directly reduce the unemployment rate?

>>38482705
>alpha
>had to order his wives in the mail

>>38483148
Is it about five times thicker at the belly? Otherwise, he's got a huge gut.
>>38483149
You can't spot toayding? Trump has said he doesn't exercise at all. I really, really doubt a 70 year old who doesn't exercise and has a large gut has "extraordinary physical strength and stamina".

The doctor has clarified Trump will be the healthiest president because most of the others are sick or dead. Look it up, I'm not shitting you.

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Trump
>no drugs, no cigarettes, no alcohol

Jonhson
>DUDE WEED LMAO

Trump is indisputably /fit/'s candidate.

>>38481967
>Gary Johnson
That Carbon Tax is pretty libertarian guys
>Jill Stein
Mom stop running for president you are embarrassing me in front of my friends
>Trump
C'mon you trust me! what makes you think I am a lying piece of shit that goes back on my own policies halfway through the campaign because I am being beaten by a lying she-devil?
>Clinton
I didn du nuffin.
idk wat ur talkin bout
femnism
free college
Colonel Sanders had more votes than me but I bribed the sup delagets
hurhurhurh xD

>>38482924
>70 years old

Trump is the only choice

>>38488121
>le epic trump meme
back to /pol/ please

>>38488153
>le dude weed memes
back to tumblr please

>>38488192
>I don't have an actual argument so back to tumblr

>>38488213
>i don't have an argument so back to /pol/ please

>>38482705
>Alpha presidential candidate
Babby hands means babby dick. Not alpha. Hillary probably has a bigger dick than Trump.

>>38488256
The emperor has no balls

Literal statues going up to mock him he's such a laughingstock

>>38484196
She believes Wifi signals are harmful to children and believes in homeopathic medicine

>>38483420
literally the worst belief system possible. All authoritarian views

>>38483420
black people