Ask the sacred deer of /fit/

Oh sacred deer, ye who knows all.
Am I gonna get a new car next year?

Oh sacred deer, will I ever get some fucking abs jesus christ

>>38478162
Rekt deluxe

I got a good chance with my co-work qt?

Will I get the gril?

Will the white race live on?

>>38478089
is it going to happen?

>>38478089
Will I ever get abs?

>>38479059
Ouch, will I atleast get the girl?

>>38478089
Oh sacred deer, will I ever get bigger arms

>>38478089
Am I on track for my goal?

is fit gonna make it

>>38479073
You know what? Fuck you sacred deer I'm gonna get fucking abs and I'm gonna get the fucking girl. You just fucking watch.

>>38478089
Oh sacred deer, will I ever lose these final 3 kg of fat?

should i break up with her

Was that qt mirin yesterday?

>>38479146

>>38479162
FUCK YOU DEER SHE TOTALLY WAS

>>38478089
Am I gonna smash my ex's poon come friday?

This deer is a fkn liar. He probably doesn't even see into the future

>>38479202
Fuck you, deer, I totally am.

>>38478089
O Great Sacred Deer.
Will I keep these new habits or falter back into laziness?

>>38479237
Am too!

Can I lose this extra bf, oh deer?

>>38478089
Will I reach my goal weight and finally be a real human?

>>38478089
Oh god of gains on a Indian watercolor board, will I end up looking like a spooky Skelly?

>>38479146
>>38479166

>>38479143
Ok then... so should I attempt to win muscle mass instead?

>>38479259
Guess I'm not smashing her poon soon.

>>38479280
Lend me your power!

>>38478089
roll

Will I fuck a 10/10 very soon

Will I get swole from working the farm, oh sacred /fit/ deer?

Will I get the girl?

>>38479280
>>38479300
Quit fucking with me sacred deer!

Am I?

Shall I break it off with this cool girl I met a few times because I don't wan't to get my heart broken comming to close. She's a qt with the same taste in music.

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>>38479315
It exists guys, two roll agains because pharaohs hear was stone. Even dubs. Our deer is a cruel one.

>>38478089
will i make it breh

>>38479332
But I'm scared seacred dear. Also going to africa a while so will not be able to keep contact from there

>>38479353
Fuck you sacred dear that didn't answer shit

>>38479360
Roll again then

Praise the sacred deer, and will I make it?

>>38479379
Alright deer, I'll take that 1% chance.

>>38478089
Hey sacred deer. Will I become aesthetic if I truly work at it with courage and determination?

Will I get laid tonight?

will i make it?

Will you bless my body, sacred deer?

>>38479372
Double no. The I shall continue a bit longer... Hopefully I'll be bored soon

>>38478089
Oh Sacred Deer, will I get sex on Wednesday after my date?

>>38478089
AM I GONNA MAKE IT TO BEARMODE

>>38478089
Will rebbeca love me one day?

Am I hideous, deer?

>>38478089
Will I pull?

>>38479537
Will I fuck more bitches?

>>38478089
should i ask them out?

did she even like me

Will I make it?

>>38479555
reroll

how many scoops

>>38478089
Should I do olympic weightlifting?

>>38478089
Will I ever be a big guy 4u?

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>>38479552
do i get a consolation prize

>>38478089
Sacred Deer! Will I be able to gain that sweet kg pro workout on OHP if I fix my lagging bench? Pls respond

Will I lose it soon?

Were they right?

>>38478089
What do you mean chill bro?

>>38479603
answer the question you shitcunt

>>38478089
Come on.

>>38479592
>EDM
>autistic
EDM is for normie girls though.

>>38479620
If they were right doesn't pertain to your future, senpai.

>>38479620
pls man I need to know

>>38478089
O sacred deer, will I inherit that apartment?

>>38478089
Please don't make me reroll again just fucking answer.

>>38479638
so I should become a qt trap now?

>>38478089

Will I make it and be aesthetic as fuark?

O sacred deer, am I too ugly to lift?

>>38479654
I'm not mad deer, but if you keep avoiding the questions I'll shoot you and eat you instead.

>>38479661
Should he do it anyways?

>>38479660

reroll

>>38478089
Is she going to break up with me today?

Will i get where I want in life?

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>>38479673
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION, I'M MAD NOW YOU CUNT

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>>38479697
I beg you wise deer, please!

>>38479646
>Yes, but...
Yeah I know, my herniated disk, but I'll fix that so no worries.

>>38479690
Rolling again
Yes or no

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>>38479706
You're a fucking gay degenerate deer, flush yourself.

Will I get that Masters in Aerospace?

>>38478089
Is she thinking of dropping me for Chad?

>>38478089
will AP and I have osmething going this semester?

>>38478089
Will I make it?

Who am I kidding, i know i will

Is that gril still crushin?

Oh sacred deer, wil i ever get a gf?

>>38478089
Does she regret leaving me?

>>38478089
are my roommates fags?

>>38479831
Will we start dating again this semester?

>>38479860
reroll

>>38478089
will I'll get to 95kgs by April?

>>38478089
deer, should i lift tomorrow or give my injury another week to recover?

>>38479880
rerolling

>>38479875
Should I cut during bootcamp?

>>38478089
Are there any healthy bread options that don't taste like ass?

Is bread the devil?

Am I healthy?

Am I actually 6'3 or did I add an inch?

>>38478089
Is she cheating?

>>38478089
Do i still have a chance with latina qt?

>>38478089
is she mirin?

Should I fuck her?

>>38478089
Will I reach my short term goals if I only do bodyweight training this year?

is she tryna fuck?

>>38480084
The long game, huh

>>38480163
You're right deer, patience.

Is that scale defective or am seriously that big?

>>38478089
Oh sacred deer, will i get a short hair qt3.14 gf this year

>>38480226
D:

am i being beta?

>>38480235
Sacred deer i need a clearer answer. Do you mean i will get a fat gf?

>>38480274
Ok i am chill sacred deer. Will i get a short hair qt3.14 gf?

Will I be able to fix my back and squat/deadlift pain free?

Do I have Ashkenazi Jew in me?

>>38478089
should i post a progress pic to normiebook?

>>38480291
Thank you deer-sama

>>38480302
damn, fair enough deer.

should i buy oxyshred? it's kind of expensive but it worked last time

>>38480317
jesus, okay, okay, i get it, they're a waste of money.


alright final question, should i cut off the few friends of mine who've become a hassle and just stick with my 2 best friends?

>>38479305
fuckin rekt

Will I be ok on monday?

>>38478089
Is that qt mirin?

Oh sacred deer, will I ever win the scholarships I apply to?

Oh sacred deer, am I going to get accepted to this masters?

>>38478089

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>>38480518

>>38478089
will I find a qt GF within the next 2 months?

Ghjg

do i even try to lift further with my shitty genes?

>>38478089
roll

Will I get to 1/2/3/4/ ?

>>38480586
BUT WHaT master DEER???

>>38478089
Oh sacred deer, will I get the job?

All these fuckin fools, questioning the deer's sacred power.
I consilt the deer for every business decision I make, haven't been wronged yet.
Oh sacred deer, should I move to Michigan this coming summer?

Will my The Press improve next week as much as I expect?

Should I be a trap or a trapped?

>>38478089
Sacred deer, is Monday the day to juice?

>>38478089
should i sarm

>>38480674
... Uh, chill? Chill go for it or chill don't? Is it time to juice?

>>38480687
... Damn. I'm ready. Juice time?

>>38478089

Did I make the right decision with Melissa?

>>38480698
Fuck yeah! Thanks based deer!

>>38478089
Will I achieve the qt gf from the girl k cuddled last night?

Magic 8 ball deer or /fit/, will I ever reach my swole goal?

>>38480720
Roll again

>>38480727
Fudge.

Will I at least become sexy whilst nude?

>>38478089
Will I get the qt gf?

>>38478089

is the fact i'm a manlet that big a deal?

>>38480740
Reroll. Rooty tooty attractive nudity

>>38480759
Well shucks.
Magic deer, will I ever not be a fatty?

>>38480812
Fuck this shit, fuck that deer. Go fuck yourself OP.
Fuckdeer, is OP a fag?

>>38480825
God damnit.
Should i give up?

>>38478089
does she like me

>>38478089
Sacred deer, will I ever become a qt musclegrill with great thighs

>>38478089

Deer, are you full of shit and we should definitely ignore everything you say?

>>38480856
But what? WHAT?

>>38480842
All right, if I'm not going to reach my goal but I shouldn't give up, am I going to be even more swole than my goal?

>>38480876
Oh. I see. I'll still be fat too. I'll be bear mode huh?

>>38480898
Are we talking red mountain here?

>>38478089
Oh sacred deer - did she cum last night?

>>38480933
Fair enough. The deer has spoken.

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>>38479402
HAHAHAHAHA

will i ever reach <10% bf?

does she like me?

will I make it?

Oh sacred deer, should I get a decent body through surgery rather than working for it?

>>38479106
>>>38479073
>You know what? Fuck you sacred deer I'm gonna get fucking abs and I'm gonna get the fucking girl. You just fucking watch.
LOL STILL FUCKED

Will I ever get qt gf who cooks and cleans for me while I make all the money, will she be faithful?

>>38478089
will i make it, will someone finally love me? find out next time on dragon ball z

>>38478089
Will I be smashing a new female by the end of this year?

>>38478089
Oh sacred deer, Will things end up all right?

I-I'm gonna make it, right?

Oh sacred deer...


Will my porn induced ED go away if I monk mode and nofap long enough?

will i get 205 before october

Should I do that shit I dont want to do now

will i reach my goal weight with 5% bodyfat?

Reroll

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>>38478089
Will I be able to get 10 numbers and subsequentially be dating 5 girls at the same time before the summer begins ?

You gotta be kidding me, reroll

>>38481120
Kek

>>38479632
What qualifies as edm? I listen to Avant garde and harsh noise which is made electronically but not really danced to. I also listen to vaporwave but that's autistic by default

How the fuck did I get 0 three times in a row, ugh. Reroll

>>38481090
>>38481110
>>38481120
nice meme

>>38481117
idc, just watch me do it. Bitchdeer.

>>38478089
Oh sacred deer, does that chick in my battalion like me?

>>38481190
Fuggg XD

Do you even lift?

Should I commit to A?

should I break up with my gf

>>38478089
Will I make it through bmt?

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>>38481040
Rolling again, Sacred Dear.

>>38478089
Can I have gf?

>>38478089
should I lose weight?

Sacred deer, should I quit my second job as a supervisor at Tim Hortons so I have more time to study, train, and play?

Will I get the job?

>>38478089
Will I get the SF job?

>>38478089
she was in to me, wasn't she... I could've banged her, right Scared Deer?

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>>38482388
ugh dubs right in the fucking feels

>>38478089
Too fat?

>>38478089
Will I ever find love?

>>38478089

Holy venison production station,

Am I gonna make it?

>>38478089
well

>>38482552

Fuck you deerbro we're all gonna make it.

>>38482560

FUCK YOU

DEERBRO

WE'RE
ALL
GONNA
MAKE
IT

>>38478089
will i achieve my ideals

Will I get a qt 3.14 asian gf

>>38478089
You were right about me getting the job so I trust you with this sacred Deer

Will I finally get a qt gf this year?

>>38478089
I want to ask on behalf of every anon who wants to make gains to help others make gains as well. Will they all make it?

>>38482678
Work hard, and remember, anons, your actions affect those around you.

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>>38482678
Thank you

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>>38478089
Will I reach my weight goal by the time September 2nd comes?

>>38478089
Will I make it

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>>38482762
just

Oh sacred dear of /fit/ should I focus on getting shredded on 2017?

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>>38482777
Trips for eternal despair

>>38478089
Will I get big?

>>38478089
Is my ex thinking about me

>>38482870
reroll

>>38478089
Does she even remember me ?

Sacred dear to me and these boys f*** this hole?

>>38478089
Oh sacred dear, harbinger of gainz and purveyor of aesthetics. Will I ever get a gf?

>>38478089
Is Zyzz still alive?

will i get a 10/10 gf?

>>38482928
Thank you sacred deer

Do I have a chance with the qt3.14

>>38482762
Should have specified. Forgive me for rerolling, but will I reach my weekly goal by the time Sept 2nd comes?

Sacred deer, should I make myself a proper workout schedule?

>>38478089
Will I get natty

Will I have sex with this girl

>>38483069
You can't re-natty breh

>>38478089
Will my OHP form ever improve?

>>38478089
Will I ever make it?

oh sacred deer, can i get the gf?

oh sacred deer, should I got on anavar?

>>38478089
should i do a blonde ombre

Should I change my routine?

>>38478089
>Ask the sacred deer of /fit/ Anonymous 08/27/16(Sat)13:57:01 No.3847

sacred deer will i ever lose weigh

>>38483739
simply eat less, friend

>>38478089

I should definitely ask her to hang out before the end of the month, right?

Will I be gay soon?

>>38478089
SACRED DEER OF FIT IS IT WORTH CUTTING DOWN ON ALCOHOL AND TAKING THE SOCIAL LOSSES TO PRESERVE MY GAINS!?!?!?!

>>38478089
Well i reach my goal weight of 155 before december?

>>38478089
does she like me

>>38484007
Okay... Will i go even further than 155? 150 perhaps?

>>38484009
that's not an answer u dumb deer

Drawfag

am I gonna get some succ soon by her or what

>>38478089
Is college gonna suck this semester?

>>38484045
roll again I guess?

>>38478089
Should I beat my dick?

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>>38484052
Fuck yeah, I'll toast to that.

>>38478089
will i get a qt gf this year

Pls deer give me advice, will I ever make /fit/

>>38484085
baka will i at least bang sloots

>>38478089
Will i lose my virginity this year to a cute blonde ??

>>38484088
Thx bb

>>38478089
wiill this year be a good year

>>38484098
Hell yeah boy

Is she coming back?

is it all gonna be ok?

>>38484110
kmn

>>38484120
fuck

>>38478089
Will Trump make it?

>>38478089
Will I ever lie with her again?

>>38478089
will i lose my virginity to a qt this year

>>38478089
rolling again will i lie with her

>>38478089
what does chill bro even mean

>>38478089
will finishing my bachelors be exciting and informative or will shit just drain my money and make me feel dumb

>>38478089
will uni be gud

Will I make it within the next 2 years?

Will the world end next year?

>>38484190
reroll

>>38478089
why do you hate me o sacred deer

Am I gay?

O Sacred Deer, will I overcome my bitterness? Will I finally be able to let go of anger and pain?

>>38484360
Please, I want to change and live with love in my heart.

Will I hear from her next week?

>>38478089
WILL I GET LAID THIS YEAR?

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>>38479575

>>38484215
You should just give up at this point desu

>>38478089
Is OP a faggot?

>>38484571
Sorry op.

>>38478089
Oh sacred deer, ye who knows all.
Will I still make it juggling a full body routine and full time college?

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>>38484638

>>38479105
Top fucking kek

>>38478089
Does she even know that I exist?

Do I have herpes

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>>38478089
Should OP go back to /b/?

>>38478089
does she want me, even a little bit?

Will I get the job I want?

Should I bring Allison to the Ye concert?

>>38484710
so you're saying there's a chance?

>>38478089
I think I am depressed, great deer. I am thinking about changing things in my life. Should I quit my job and think things over for a week?

Should I kill myself deer?

>>38478089
Will my ex come back to me?

>>38485202
Will she at least regret leaving me?

>>38478089
will i make it?

Will he and I he happy?

>>38478089
Will she talk to me tomorrow?

>>38478089
will my hair grow brah

Does she wnt 2 fck?

>>38478089
should i leave the natty life?

Will I get a gf this year?

>>38478089
Oh sacred deer, will I get more qts at uni?

Sacred deer, does she like me more than a friend?

>>38478089
Will I achieve it?

Deadlifts or squat today?

>>38478089
Will I reach my goals and surpass them?