>His gf doesn't cook for him Never gonna make it, mate.

>>38477091
women who dont know how to cook are useless

>>38477091
is this real or am i getting rused

When picking a woman, get one who can cook, because they can all do the other

>>38477146
roasties think it's funny they can't do basic housework anymore. if they take the initiative to put a frozen meal in the oven they are "#adulting XD XD"

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>>38477098
>be at a house party
>everyone either drunk or stoned as fuck
>dancing with a qt girl
>thinking i'll ask her out the next day
>we're both too wasted and fall asleep next to each other
>wake up next day
>some guys are hungry so one of my friends asks the qt if she could make a breakfast
>she's still kinda dizzy and doesn't answer
>my friend suggests something easy like an omelette
>she says she can't cook at all
>mfw

fucking dropped

white people are ridiculous

>>38477200
that's kind of shitty actually. "hey you're a chick, we don't know you or anything, but hey make us all breakfast, because you know.. you're a chick"

>>38477304
>t. someone who polish his white armor daily

>>38477304
the record is now corrected, thank you

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>>38477304
Here's the (You) that you wanted

>>38477091
WTF is that garbage.

>>38477343
oh jesus fucking christ. there's a difference between being a white knight and not being a total douche.

the chick didn't want to a bunch of complete strangers breakfast, do you honestly fucking blame her?

>>38477374
Dude if I let a chick in my house, drink my beer, enjoy the night AND somewhere for her to sleep then she better know how I like my eggs.

Fuck off back to Facebook

>>38477267

I agree. But it hasn't always been that way. History classes and most social movements crack down pretty hard on white history so there's only guilt left in many young white folks. Thus they become clowns advocating that they have nothing in common with their evil ancestors.
'Look guys, I'm a nu-male interested in geeky and cute stuff who has totally abandoned the beliefs and the ways of my cruel ancestors so I'm totally harmless!'

From that point on it's been one-upmanship and group polarization for who can revert the farthest from any kind of thinking that may seem 'troubling' for minorities, yet seem totally normal amongst the same minority groups.

>>38477304
>$0.20 has been deposited into your account
>t. CTR

>>38477400
>Crack down on white history.

What is white history?
Give me an example.

>>38477422
What's CTR?

>>38477200
If I was a chick I wouldn't make breakfast for a bunch of random hungover fratfags either.

I don't get all the white night replies to >>38477304. You dyels must actually think you're hot shit (lmao) if you expect random women to make you breakfast.

>>38477430
KKK, Hitler, Britain, Wall Street

>>38477167
I hate this so much, imagine if a man did this. "Lol I suck at my job and providing for my family" #adulting XD

>>38477435
Cunt Triggered

>>38477437
White knights up in here tonight lads

>>38477394
I've slept over at peoples houses after parties before. If I woke up and everyone else collectively looked at me to make them all breakfast I'd laugh my ass off and break something on my way out.

>>38477430

From an European perspective or the American 'all whites on Earth genocided non-whites' point of view?

>>38477455
Sure you would you little faggot, you'd probably get your head stomped in mate. Like I said, go play on Facebook pal.

>>38477374
we ended up making some food ourselves, no big deal
dodged a bullet though

>>38477455
Your only redeeming quality is cooking and housework, learn how to do it now or else your husband is gonna end up hitting you

>>38477200
make your own food cunt

>>38477167
>>38477146
I don't get it, cooking's fucking easy as long as you're not freestyling without much experience. If I can learn how to cook reasonably well, then damn near anyone can if they want to.

>>38477267

Lol most chefs are white italian food is white unless your one of the stupid fucking people who think italians arent white

>>38477455
it wasn't like we were just sitting there doing nothing
i was washing the dishes, another guy was wiping them clean, another was cleaning the table etc.

>>38477441
The former is a nothing but a race based militia constructed to keep the white males in line and behind the banner of well of white southerners who would spit on them if given half the chance. It's also covered very well under many courses in many colleges dealing with ancient north american history.

What's a hitler.

Britain is discussed thouroughly as a matter of fact.

Wallstreet it's history and the ideals pushed by it are very well covered.

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>average white people food

>>38477304
This. Thats like a house of girls telling you to patch a leaky ceiling cuz.. You know youre a dude.

>>38477515
>this is what shitskins and niggers actually believe
>what is France, Italy, Spain, Russia, Belgium, Poland, Greece etc.

no wonder no one likes you

>>38477091
If she's posting that ironically I think that's bretty funny desu.

>>38477491
Most white people in america and in many countries do not think of itallians as white.

Hell the irish are known to be white but were called "potato niggers" and treated worse the blacks in america for a long time.

If we are going by population, and the fact that in china cooking is seen as a mans profession and women are told to GTFO of the kitchen then most chefs are chinese.

>>38477343
Not that guy, but seriously, u depend on ur woman to cook? was ur mom a homely woman that cooked all ur meals from 0-24? learn to fucking cook and make coffee, your life will be much better regardless of any fluctuations in your personal life.

WE

>>38477547
>Most white people in america and in many countries do not think of itallians as white.

Haven't heard bigger bullshit in my life.
I have lived in Europe my entire life and never met a single European who'd think that.

>>38477569
WUZ

>>38477582
CULINARY KANGZ

>>38477574
Yeah, "Europe bro".
You keep believing that.

Every piece of media and person from that place still calls itallians "wops" and has obvious racist jabs at them.

The fuck planet are you living on.

>>38477594
>>38477582
>>38477573
>>38477569
>>38477540
>>38477540
>>38477540
>>38477524
>>38477515
Is this race baiting time?
Is everyone going to start shitting on the ebul american niggers now?

>>38477574
It's mostly an American thing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Italianism

>>38477574
>>38477491
Depends, if you are talking about northern Italian (the good ones) then yeah they are very white. But southern Italians are brownish colored

>>38477573
At least Mary Beth gets to enjoy dinner with her father.

>>38477573
i dont see the problem here

>>38477525
That does happen.
That's exactly what fucking happens.

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>>38477611
It's a well known fact nobody really likes niggers. Most of the time not even other niggers.

>>38477604
the fuck are you on

I mean of course there is some banter but no one apart from a few stormfags actually believes that.

on the other hand most people hate or at least strongly dislike muslims, blacks and gypsies

>>38477547
Fuckin spaghetti niggers

>>38477515
>>38477524
>>38477540
White people have way better thanksgivings than black people. My family at least has 20+ dishes.

>black people think that having more food makes up for their missing family members

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>be at a house party
>everyone either drunk or stoned as fuck
>dancing with a qt girl
>we're both too wasted and fall asleep next to each other
>wake up next day
>some guys are hungry so one of my friends asks the qt if she could make a breakfast
>she's still kinda dizzy and doesn't answer
>my friend suggests something easy like an omelette
>she says all the eggs are gone
>I ask if I can have a glass of milk
>theres no milk either
>mfw

>>38477654
kek

>>38477091
I recognize maybe 70% of this as food.

>>38477612
American AND European. Doesn't matter how pale they are, if they know you're itallian you're a "wop" or whatever racist itallian slang they have there.

The "WE ALL THE SAME CUZ OF SKINTONE" is an entirely american invention constructed to keep the various pale or paleish races with any form of power and self identity from tearing the country apart with constant wars and squabbles.
Needed a race(s) to hate and be an OTHER so they can keep all of their future slaves inline.

What do you fucking buffoons thing multiculturism and atheism is about? Keeping inevitable cultural and social and religious wars from breaking out between large groups with strong personal identities and getting them all under one banner and slowly but surely destroying the identities of whatever group has any potential to gain power on it's own and painting them as evil or wrong.

>>38477632
but that's cool though, because say you did fix said ceiling, the competitive nature amongst the girls would lead to them going after you.

women should cook for their men out of a sign of loyalty and nurturing, that goes right out the fucking window with the roles reversed.

>>38477098
>>38477146
>>38477200
My cousin was of this belief, and it nearly deterred him from going to culinary school (lmao cooking is for girls gb2kitchen immo learn me how to weld instead), until his based aunt told him to name some famous cooks he knew, and see how many of them were female, plus she laid it by him how he kinda looked like a bag of week-old horseshit and was a rude motherfucker and asked him what kinda girl he'd get to cook for him if he kept up doing that.

Granted, he became an awfully good cook, slimmed up and got a girlfriend, but since cooks are pretty much universally treated as dogshit in the business here and his girlfriend is almost as ugly as she's lazy, he might actually have been better off learning how to weld instead. Still, you're better off learning how to cook than hoping for some woman to happen by and do it for you.

>>38477634
Yup. Racist shit stirrers waving the NIGGERS AM BAD flag right on cue.

>>38477645
No, that is reality. That is what is going on RIGHT NOW. And most people around the planet don't care about blacks because there aren't that many in their countries and most people in the planed don't even know what a fucking gypsie is and if they do they think they are some wierd fantasy race of magical caravan people.
Muslims?
Broken slaves who went from having the potential to be a great empire and a light of the world to shit flinging self destructive retards who slavishly follow a form of their own religion that forces them to be dirt wallowing fucktards.

>>38477200

are you all niggers?
why are you asking women to give you a handout?

>>38477732
A woman who's not able to hold up her end of relationship beyond sex is little more then an expensive and troublesome escort.

>>38477491
Most Italians look like middle eastern people. Even the whitest of them have that nose.

>>38477530
Yet no Anglo country. Cause Anglos are animals that cant cook.

>>38477776
that's because the muslims raped their way through the Mediterranean and didn't stop until they reached Charles "the mother fucking hammer" Martel.

>>38477732
>>38477477

read
>>38477473
>>38477499

>>38477530
>russia
>poland
>greece
>food
>good
kekeroni

>>38477840
just because you know utter shit about cuisine of those countries doesn't mean it's not good

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My gf made me this 'za. Was even better with 'cha

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I'm always the one cooking cause I like that, my gf knows it and let me cook. Why someone else should cook for me? I'm not that lazy.

>>38477626
the chicken looks pretty much raw

>>38477200
Make your own food you mongoloid

>>38477200
did you fucked her atleast?

>>38477574
>southern italians
>black as night
>white
those Mediterranean rats ruined their country for the northerners

>>38477854
Looks good broseph.

>>38477672
corn noodles and eggs are you retarded?

>>38477854
Why do Americans put anchovies in their pizza?

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>>38477891
Brotein

>>38477846
just keep telling yourself that famalama

>>38477891
They taste good

>>38477525
>>38477632
Both things happen, and is fucking fine. Stop being so fucking femi jesus fucking christ

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>>38477910

>>38477364
>>38477368
hivemind

>>38477910
Shart in mart

>>38477997
Gain money

>>38477200
I know this is copy pasta and clearly the situation is pretty shitty, but fuck trying to date someone who can't cook even simple things like an omelette.
That makes it clear she wastes a shit ton of money on food since she can't prepare her own, its probably low quality and will get her fat sooner or later, and she's probably very dependent if she's managed this long without learning.
She also probably can't do other basic shit like washing clothes, again making her dependent as fuck.
>dependent
>bad with money/wasteful
>unwilling to learn basic skills
>going to get fat
>lazy
The makings of a person working dead end, no education jobs all their life.
0/10 would not associate with, male or female.

>>38477525
Yeah and I would do it without complaing like a fucking man.

>>38477891
I'm Dutch and love anchovies in my pizza.

>>38477200
Pretty alpha to just expect her to cook for them.

>>38477486

Kek, learning how to cook recently and just been winging things. For some reason I can make some really good shit when I'm drunk, the hard part is remembering every little think I did the next day.

since everyone is bitching about women who can't cook I have to tell you that it's also pretty unattractive when men can't cook. I really hope you guys can cook or otherwise you should shut the fuck up.

>>38477091
That actually looks good though.

It's just hard boiled eggs, corn, and mac and cheese. These are all tasty/normal foods, it's just that they're touching each other on a plate.

>>38478202
You dont need to know how to cook when are the primary breadwinner of the household.

Shut the fuck up

>>38478178
thats because it wasnt that good, you were just drunk. its a known fact that eating while under any kind of influence is always ten times better than eating sober.

>>38477626
It's boiled.

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You faggots don't cook your own food? I don't eat anything I don't make myself.

Also, hard boiled eggs, canned-corn, and some velveeta mac is considered 'cooking'?

>>38478234
im not that anon but there is literally no excuse for not knowing how to cook. you were a bachelor at one point.
what if your wife goes away for a weekend or something.
its literally just embarrassing.
its not like you have to know how to make your own white sauce for home made alfredo or something, but you should be able to make basic meals and if your a guy you should know how to work a grill and cook things that you would cook on a grill on a stove should the need ever arise.
cooking is not a gendered skill, if you cant prepare your own food you are a pathetic excuse for a human being and should go back to high school where you fucking belong.

>>38477891
My dad had 8 brothers and sisters, so he developed a taste for anchovies so that he could get his own pizza when they went out to eat, and nobody would ask him for any.

I developed a taste for them pretty much out of spite. But, they are good.

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>>38477304

>>38478312
He's being ironic numb nuts

>>38477304
I actually agree with this guy

If you can't cook, let alone cook some eggs, you're a fucking failure regardless of gender.

>>38478370
The girl who took the picture wasn't.

>>38478370
What is irony

>>38478353
you're as bad as they are with the hivemind bullshit.

eat a dick (might need someone to cook it for you first though?)

>>38478375
lol what
of course we cooked some eggs and shit after that
we were just busy cleaning the house and washing dishes at the time and she wasn't doing anything

why do you people always look for something to get offended about

>>38478323
Every single man in my home knows how to cook.
Hell my oldest brother had the potential to be a brilliant fucking chef but he decided it wasn't for him.

There is no excuse for not being able to do even the simplest shit, like making pancakes from scratch, stir fry, or making jam from berries. Simple shit.

The shit in the OP HAS to be a fucking joke. It just has to be.

>>38478437
/fit/ is the closet gay version of tumblr

>>38478437
nah, it was because you left that part out of the story. but nice backpedaling.

>>38477304
Do you also empower women on tumblur? How's that fedora looking

>>38478493
i mean i can understand not wanting to cook.
sometimes you just dgaf. ive eaten uncooked frozen pizza before because i just couldnt be assed to wait the half hour to cook it
many times ive just not eaten at all because fuck it
but i can also cook extraordinarily well (apparently, it doesnt seem that great to me) when i want to. i usually only cook good when im cooking for other people. sometimes when i go home i cook so my mom doesnt have to, but her boyfriend is an amazing cook so usually it will only be if its just me and her catching up or something.
if you cant cook you should just off yourself.
that said i manage to fuck up simple baking sometimes and i dont know why/how its only sometimes and not consistent.

>>38477091
americans believe this is cooking?

>>38477706
Welders are alpha, cooks are beta fags

>>38478610
Baking is harder than other kinds of cooking because it's harder to do anything to alter it once it's going. Most other foods you can add something, or cook it for longer, or whatever if you see something start to fuck up. With baking you just put it in and hope, You can't even taste it whilst it's cooking.

>>38477525

Nigga I used to work in a hospital nursing floor and whenever they'd find a fucking bug they'd call me and take me away from my work to go get it. This shit happens all the time it isn't just females getting oppressed

>>38478654
Once something is baking you can't change shit it's basically done. With enough experience you TRY to change how it's cooking while in the stove or even fix the fuck up that comes out.

But that is way beyond that persons skill level right now. The only thing you can do when it comes to baking is understanding the recipee, WHY each part has been added and what it brings to the table in terms of taste and how it cooks.
And once you've experimented enough with certain changes in the recipe and understand how certain foods act when cooking and flavors and textures and etc etc you'll be able to go into a fridge of average stuff and see a ton of dishes.

I mean, how many people will look into their fridge and reach for an empty mayo jar and be pissed and not realize that they have the ingredients to make mayo in less then 20 minutes right there.

>>38477701
>i-if i do chores for them maybe theyll like me

>>38478780
>Man shows worth while doing something to make himself feel good
>Women get soaked in spite of themselves and want to fuck
>Some women see it as a duty and think nothing of it
>Man can now plow the women who want the dick and knows which women are worth ignoring.
>This am bad.

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>be attractive and fit
>been a stay at home BF for 4 years
>no kids
>GF is the only one that works or makes money
>I stay home and play vidya and work out all day
>she cooks breakfast, lunch and dinner for us every day
>she's actually attractive, blonde hair and blue eyes, and a great ass

I am a successful NEET.

>>38477857
>always cooks for his girlfriend
>"my girlfriend *lets* me cook"
Topcuck

>>38479056
How to be like you annon

>>38478704
True. Understanding why ingredients are used is more important than just blindly following recipes. It makes it a lot easier to come up with new things, and also to cook food from lots of different cultures. They've often got a couple of signature ingredients that make them distinctive.

>>38479168
Be confident, even when you know you have no reason to be. That's the trick. Irrational self-esteem.

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>>38477573
>>38477558
>>38477524
>>38477515
#blackpeoplefood

not being able to cook is like not being able to tie your shoes

>>38477652
Black people eat ham at Thanksgiving

I don't understand how European food can be good but once you mix up all of these small bloodlines in America you end up with tragedies like in the OP

>>38479056

Shes out fucking some other dude
enjoy your eviction notice soon

No way. I like cooking. Even if I had a gf I would try to cook most meals. She can do some other stuff to help me unless she has the skills of a chef or something

>>38477091
>Read recipe
>Follow steps
>Done

No being able to cook is the equivalent of not being able to build a fucking Bionicle.

>>38477525
I'm living with three girls and that's exactly what happens

>>38477706
That's a sad story

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>be modern woman
>marry some beta ass cuck so i can divorce his ass a few years later
>have kids
>when we divorce ill take custody cuz i have pussy
>cant cook
>cant clean
>nobody appreciates the hard work I do around the house like occasionally changing diapers and watching Ellen all day.
>start cheating on beta husband because "we just dont have that connection anymore," totally negating any feeling of wrongdoing.
>Chat on the phone with my retarded friends who will agree with everything I say.
>Divorce husband
>Take kids
>Create another broken home.


Why even live.

You should NOT depend on women for anything.

Ugh, I have this one friend who can't cook for shit. Like the only things she cooks are eggs, toast, and reheating food in the microwave. It's pretty sad, I know I'm a pretty terrible cook but at least I have fun and end up making some pretty tasty food if I don't fuck up completely. I don't understand how people can eat 2-3 meals everyday for 20+ years and not care or want to put some effort into something that they will do every day, multiple times a day, for the rest of their life.

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>>38477515
The white people can't cook meme genuinely triggers me. It pisses me off more than cuckolding, muh dick, white people are serial killers, ect.

>>38479056

hard to believe somebody wouldn't realize how much of a turn off that is for females

protip: she isn't completely okay with it

>>38478287

Nope, made some for my brother too who was totally sober at the time and he loved it. Made extra so i could have leftovers and it was great the next day too. It's easy when you're drunk, you just have to

>only use pre cooked / leftover ingredients so you can't undercook anything
>throw all that shit in a pan
>sniff every spice and condiment in the house and throw in whatever smells best

It's fucking dumb but it's always turned out great for me

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Never met girl in her 20s who knows how to cook, keep a room clean goddamn if you're gonna take a naked selfie clean your goddamn mess of a room.

>>38480570
Why tho. Not even meme
80% white people I know from school usually take tasteless boiled/steamed food
And on top of that they refuse to eat even a slightly spiced food. I thought they were racist and think I'm eating tasty ethnic food is savage behaviour because I actually add spices when cooking

>>38479958
would have been a good bant, except everyone in that pic is white/hispanic.

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>tfw mom is in her mid 40's and can't make anything but pancakes
I pretty much survived on microwave food as a kid.

>>38477547
>most white people in america don't think of italians as white
LUL

also
>2016
>not cooking the food your people have eaten for generations
I guess thats what happens when you eat out with your kids every week

>>38480222
Just don't get married unless you find a loyal woman.

There are literally dozens of them on the planet, shouldn't be too hard.

>>38477304
"hey you're a dude, we don't know you or anything, but can you check out that noise and defend us from danger, because you know...you're a dude"

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>>38477091
mother cooked meals, father cooked meals. it was pretty equal as to who was cooking what and when most nights. ate out every once in a while as a 'treat'

i do most of the cooking in my relationship, which is fine because i enjoy it and enjoy eating my own meals. my gf can cook, and does every once in a blue moon, but it is always good. the one thing she does is baking....so fucking good. but she knows i'm trying to avoid the cakes, cookies and sweets so she hasn't baked nearly as much.

long story short, cook for her and cook for yourself you pleb

>>38481086
At least you weren't fed on badly cooked food, then the next day you would get another version of it warmed.

> pastas nobody liked
> let's make lasagnas tomorrow with what left's of it