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HELP ME /FIT/ I CHEATED

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>Roommate's mom is in town
>She's staying at our house
>They go out and she insists on buying Frappuchinos and donuts for the house
>Walk out of my room to she a shrine to carbohydrates sitting on my kitchen counter

>Can't decline his mom's purchase
>Start with the frappuchino and one donut
>"It begins"
>Stuff my face with probably 1,800 calories worth of carbs

Help me /fit/.... I feel like I've betrayed the gods
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>>38476068
you have faggot.
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>>38476068

Work it off by fucking the mom.
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>>38476068
Its okay OP those donuts were loaded with fat also.
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What's wrong with that? Are you on a cut?
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>>38476082
This. If you are cutting, congratulations it got cut short. Time to bulk.
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Run for 18 miles. You burn off mostly carbs when running, and you typically run out or become depleted after 90 minutes.
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My dad does this same thing. In the last week he has brought me wendys, sugar free muffins, and fruit. I feel bad because he thinks the stuff he is bringing is healthy and i appreacite him doing it but i'm doing keto. REEEEEEEE
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>>38476068
>didn't fuck the mom
You dun goofed
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>>38476068
>/fit/ I cheated
>first green text is about roommate's mom
>he didn't cheat with his roommate's mom

fuck you and your thread
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>>38476068
I was hoping the story ended with you banging your roommates mom. You disappointed me OP.
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>>38476068
I spend too much time on here. I could have sworn you were going to go into a story about cheating on your bf with your friends mom and now you were worried that you might be straight.
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>>38476080
This
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>>38477877
This desu
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>>38476068
you baited me into reading your post
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>>38476068

So... you dindt bang the mom?
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>>38476104
>Wendys

Your dad thinks wendys is healthy? The fuck?
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>>38476068
>HELP ME /FIT/ I CHEATED
>Roommate's mom is in town
I like where this story is heading.
>it's just whining about being a donut-eating fat piece of shit
Well shit. Got my pants off for nothing.
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>>38476068
Extreme diets end on binges
if you crave carbs or to stuff your face, you need to be a little less ambitious about your current diet goals
Deficit and time
not restriction and crash
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